Like Malcador once said, “He who serves cunt, serves confidence, and it is the confident blade that makes it easiest to the unsuspecting back.”
Anyway that’s why the Callidus temple has such a high femboy intake
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Maybe the Maerorus assassin was a bad idea...
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Thought of the Day: The Dark Gods laugh at the foolishness of meek appeasers
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-slaps my two blorbos together like two barbie dolls-
Context: Because Sabine is a blank (Warhammer AU - means she has no warp presence and makes normal folks activate their fight or flight response but absolutely MESSES UP psykers and daemons), people cant stand to be around her very much, even with the implants that allow her to suppress the effect, they tend to avoid her just in case. So understandably, Sabine is horrifically touch-starved.
But Kassidy enjoys her company, and does her best not to give in to the effects of Sabine's blank gene with varying results... Sabine just wants to hold her hand but Kassidy's willing to give her so much more :3
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Vindicare assassin by Alexey Kruglov
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His unimpressiveness had been so complete, so convincing, that I should have asked myself more often how such a man had ever made it so far up the hierarchy. Now he was gone, erased as completely as any soul could be erased. In his place was a devil-form, a killer clad in black, a shadow that leapt from pillar to pillar like wildfire.
I had no idea whether the thing that had emerged was a man or a woman – perhaps such distinctions made little sense for them.
Custogals and Brothers of Silence are yesterday’s news, nonbinary Callidus Temple go go go
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If all Imperial Guard regiments would organise local military Olympics (like various military operations (infiltrations, assassinations, holding the fort) in different setup (hive world or ice worlds environment etc)), which regiment will get most medals?
The Officio Assassinorum wins all the medals because the other contestants keep dying of coincidental poisoning. Or accidental drowning. Or tripping face first onto turbo-penetrator bullets. There is a brief investigation into potential foul play, but after one of the referees tragically slips down two flights of stairs and an eversor assassin, it’s rapidly and unanimously agreed upon that everything is above board.
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