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mallorydeluna · 10 months

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(Neko! MC just casually running around to mischievously smack Lucifer's ass)

(And she does this in front of the other brothers and Diavolo because our bold MC has no shame!)

Lucifer had woken up very angry this morning, he had gone to bed around 2 AM because his paperwork kept him up. He had gotten up and gotten dressed in his normal everyday clothing.

The air around the House of Lamentation was very tense, all the brothers could feel it. They chalked it down to one simple reason, Lucifer was having a bad morning.

You, being the sweet and kind but mischievous MC, couldn't feel the intense atmosphere like the brothers could. You happily got dressed and left your room, as you made your way to the kitchen to help Levi and Satan make breakfast, you hum to yourself.

Lucifer sighed as he made his way to the dining room, he heard your humming. Normally, your voice wouldn't bother him, in fact, on a normal day, he found your voice very soothing. Today however..... He was very annoyed, anything wrong thing could set him off, you however had plans today and even if they'd set him off, you wouldn't halt said plans.

Lucifer took a slower route to the dining room, as he was walking, your humming had stopped, he sighed in relief and continued on, he was exhausted and blissfully unaware of you coming up behind him.

You smirked to yourself, with you being small and fairly petite, your footsteps were very light. You slowly approached Lucifer from behind and as you smirked even more, you lifted your hand and down came a hard smack to Lucifer's ass.

Lucifer halted his movements as he felt such a rough blow on his rear end, his eyebrows furrow and he slowly turns around, only to see you running the other route to the kitchen while giggling to yourself. Lucifer only growled and turned back to continue walking. He wasn't in the mood to chase you down or lecture you, he just wanted to get breakfast, get through his meetings, and finish the day.

You giggled to yourself as you practically pranced into the kitchen where Levi and Satan were already cooking.

Satan finishes cracking and seasoning the many red speckled devil eggs in the pan on the stove. "What's got you so giggly this morning, MC?"

Levi grabs the acidic devil blood orange juice from the fridge, he turns to look at you as well. "Yeah..... How are you so happy? Can't you feel the overwhelming atmosphere? Lucifer did not wake up in a good mood today.... We can all feel it."

You only giggle and bounce around the kitchen, grabbing the lamentatoes, a knife, and a cutting board, you start cutting and frying the lamentatoes. You smile to yourself and answer the Third and Fourth demon brothers. "I just gave Lucifer a huge surprise this morning, he probably didn't enjoy it but I don't care. What matters is, he didn't expect it." You say as your soft little black cat tail swishes around, seeming to have a mind of it's own.

Satan only sighs as he goes back to preparing the eggs, he adds the proper spices as you fry the lamentatoes and Levi pours the blood orange juice into a pitcher. "Honestly MC..... You're gonna get yourself killed if you aren't careful. When you mess with Lucifer on days like this.... You better be lucky he doesn't snap your neck...."

You only smile and continue to let the lamentatoes fry until they're soft. "Oh Satan.... That's rich coming from the guy who started the "anti Lucifer league." I'm fine, I got away from Lucifer before he even turned around."

Levi shakes his head and waits for you and Satan to finish talking. "No MC.... You don't understand. You don't know our older brother like we do. When he's angry, he can be even crueler and more sadistic than he is on a normal day. He won't hesitate to punish you, when he's angry, you won't get warnings, there won't be any lectures..... It's straight to punishment."

You smile and shrug, you pull the cut lamentatoes out of the oil and you season them. "He won't do anything to me.... I know he won't. He's worried about tainting his reputation and angering Diavolo."

Satan pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. He plates the eggs and starts to prepare the poison apple yogurt that Lucifer enjoys. "Right.... I forgot that you and Lord Diavolo have a 'bond' of sorts...."

Levi only snickers at that and leans on his elbows on the counter. "LOL. That's vague. You mean that they fuck constantly and Lucifer's jealous..."

Satan rolls his eyes and grumbles as he then cuts the devil orange pears and the lamented peaches. "Yes.... That's exactly what I mean.... Thank you Levi."

You laugh as the two brothers bicker amongst themselves. "I'm shocked you two know. I wouldn't put it past Asmo or Mammon but you two? That's shocking. You aren't wrong though." You smile as you pick up the large plate of the cut and fried lamentatoes. "I'll wait for y'all in the dining room!"

You walk out of the kitchen, carrying the lamentatoes and the pitcher of blood orange juice. You set them on the table, the other brothers anxiously await to get their food, none of them are very talkative today. You sit down in your usual spot as Levi and Satan bring out the rest of the food that they have prepared.

Satan sits down and so does Levi. When all the food is set in place, the brothers start filling their plates. You get up and pour Lucifer some coffee instead of the blood orange juice. You smirk and pinch Lucifer's butt, even though he's sitting down.

Lucifer growls and glares at you as you sit down. He takes a sip from his coffee, his dark red eyes hold your gaze as he speaks. "Enough, MC. I'm not in the mood to deal with your mischievous antics today."

You disregard what he's saying as you smirk and put some juice in your glass, your cute little black cat ears twitch on your head and your tail only slides against Lucifer's thigh. "Whatever you say.... Luci~" You fill your plate and eat, ignoring all the brothers.

After hearing what you said, all of the brothers are shocked by your playful audacity, even Lucifer is shocked. He shakes his head and goes back to drinking his coffee, he doesn't have the energy to care.

You smirk in triumph, knowing Lucifer can't resist your cat like charm. You eat your breakfast and go back to your room to work on any missing assignments you may have for RAD.

Hours pass by as you work, you weren't too behind, you had a few short assignments done and now you were working on an essay. You were in the middle of finishing your final draft when you hear Lucifer calling your name from downstairs.

You smile to yourself, trying to find a good way to tease the already irritated Lucifer. You get up from your spot at your desk and leave your room to head to the foyer to meet Lucifer. "Yes Luci Goose~?" You say as you skip down the stairs, landing in front of a very annoyed Lucifer you continue to tease him. "Aww!!! Some sexy, prideful demon not happy today~? That's a shame...."

Lucifer's eyebrows furrow as he glares at you, he crosses his tense arms and the sura surrounding him darkens. "Enough, MC. Next time I have to tell you, you'll be in a significant amount of trouble."

You scoff and playfully roll your own eyes and you cross your arms as well. "Oh what a tragedy..... What are you gonna do? Give me a lecture in your dark and scary Daddy voice? Or maybe you'll spank me?" You smirk and lean slightly to the side and you put one hand on your hip. "So many possibilities...."

Lucifer's gaze only darkens as he snarls. He starts thinking to himself. "The audacity of this human- cat- thing....." He glares down at you and shakes his head.

You sigh, becoming bored of how negative Lucifer is, you then stand normally. "What did you call me down here for?"

Lucifer smirks and turns around, he walks out the front door and down the steps, he'd left the door open, he expected you to follow him with no complaints.

You just blink at the the open door, you roll your eyes and follow Lucifer out, shutting the door, you walk down the stairs and follow Lucifer while thinking to yourself. "I suppose I'm just going to the meeting with him.... Great." Then, the thought of Lord Diavolo fills your mind and you smile to yourself, you look up at Lucifer's back and you smirk, having formulated a plan in your head.

When you and Lucifer arrive at the castle, Barbatos is already standing at the open door, waiting to invite you in. Once you all enter the castle, Barbatos leads you and Lucifer to Lord Diavolo's office.

Lucifer knocks and Diavolo speaks from inside, a brief 'come in!' Is heard by you, Lucifer, and Barbatos. Barbatos opens the door and steps in, he holds the door open for you and Lucifer.

You walk in with Lucifer and you both stand in front of Diavolo's desk. Lord Diavolo looks up from his short stack of paperwork, he smiles broadly as his eyes fall on you and Lucifer. "Ahh!!! Lucifer, MC!!! I'm glad you could join me today! I'm in desperate need of your assistance. Follow me!" He says and stands up, he walks over to and out the door you and Lucifer had come through.

You smirk as Diavolo gestures for you to go hide, you go hide as Lucifer continues to follow Barbatos and Diavolo, he listens to them both drone on about ideas for a royal jubilee ball.

Several minutes later, Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos walk past the room you're hiding in. You smirk and quietly sneak out. You quietly catch up to the group of demons. Once you get close enough, you raise your hand high and land a painful smack to Lucifer's ass.

Lucifer lets out a slight yell of surprise and he changes into his demon form. His horns sprout from his head and you back up quickly to avoid the blow of Lucifer's wings. His hand immediately moves to touch his ass and he sighs angrily.

You giggle at Lucifer's reaction. Lord Diavolo lets out a boisterous laugh and Barbatos attempts to hold in his chuckles.

You burst out laughing as Lucifer turns sharply to glare at you, he speaks in a menacing tone. "You insolent little.... In front of my brothers first, now in front of Diavolo! Really?!"

You only giggle harder as he glares at you. Your car ears flatten against your head and your tail swishes about wildly. "Get wrecked, you horny prideful bitch!"

Lucifer's eyes widen at what you just said, Lucifer hears Diavolo's uncontrollable laughter and Barbatos' amused chuckles. He turns back to them. "This isn't funny!!!"

You smirk and take your chance to slap Lucifer's ass again, you giggle as Lucifer goes rigid and starts to slowly turn around. You turn around and run. You giggle violently as you run from Lucifer.

Lucifer only looks at your retreating form. Suddenly, his shocked expression turns to one of amusement. He smirks, crosses his arms and lets out a dark chuckle. "So they were in on this...." He says, thinking about the still laughing Diavolo and Barbatos. "Fine.... If that's how MC wants to play...... Let's play. It's Daddy's turn now~"

And with that, Lucifer starts to chase you around the castle, Diavolo and Barbatos continue to laugh as they watch on. Diavolo stops laughing for a mere minute. "This opportunity was just too funny and too amazing to pass up."

Barbatos ceases his chuckles and watches you and Lucifer chase each other around. "Indeed, My Lord.... Indeed."

You and Lucifer spent the rest of the day playing hide and seek in the castle, Lord Diavolo and Barbatos had joined as well but you ended up winning. You managed to impress and gained the respect of Lucifer, Lord Diavolo, and Barbatos, Well done.

(Holy crap this was long.... It took me hours to complete. I hope you like it!)

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