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ectosbiologlst · 14 days

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birthday vibes.

thanks everyone who sent me birthday wishes!

i am sending everyone a bag of gushers that will definitely come in the mail!

#ask john egbert #ask windy boy #homestuck #john egbert #heir of breath #ectobiologist #beta kids #homestuck 413 #413 #John Egbert birthday #happy birthday Jane!

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john-egg-carton · 2 months

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hello everyone! i'm john, the one actually named john. decided to make a blog where all the johns i know gather and just answer silly things that people send us.

people you'll probably see:

john (that's me!) (he/him) 💾 johnathan (he/him) 🌪 joshua (he/him) 💞 ivan (he/him) 🪁 noah (he/they) ☀

people you probably won't see, but are around: doe (he/they/neon/shine/sparkle) 🌈 <- crazy fucker. caramel (he/him) 🍭 diode (he/it/they/she) 🔌 jasper (he/him) 🙁 jay (he/him) 🙂 java (he/him) ☕ jennin (he/him) 💙 jessie (he/him) 🍃

#jsyk there probably won't be so many tags on every post #it's just so we can maybe get some traction here on the first one!!!#anyway tags incoming #john egbert #ask john egbert #homestuck #ask blog #homestuck art #homestuck au #i guess??? lmao.#egg carton

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beescake · 2 months

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your art is p cool. itd be top comedy if your hand just happened to lose control and drew some pepsi cola sometime. ollies out

pepcols

#ask #anon #homestuck #dave strider #john egbert #davejohn #johndave #2024 #vioart #tw blood #my friend jesse's gon like this one hii jesse

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anoant · 10 months

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Pictochat!

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #someone on twitter asked me how they're chatting on different wifis #my theory is that they have a super long LAN cable #or Jade super hacked them to work internationally idk #beta kids #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #dude i miss my DS #shit was fire

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askinsufferableprick · 8 months

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Thoughts on John?? he looks like a nerd

#dave strider #john egbert #homestuck #johndave #does this count as that?? but well seeing as its #johndaveweek #hs #homestuck ask blog #pepsicola #beta kids #ask dave strider #ask blog

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onlysushicat · 7 months

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can you draw.

weezer

sike

#homestuck #anon ask #ask post #doodles #john egbert #j egbert #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider

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askzoosmellpooplord · 3 months

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ok

go

... are you recording me?

yes

wow, awesome. this is superb.

y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?

yes john

every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning

oh, cool.

that explains so much.

you're the worst friend ever.

aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!

i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.

you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.

and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,

it's called having a life.

i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.

ok your royal highness

im sure you have a lot on your plate

what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper

what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day

while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son

your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess

but hey man im not here to speak for him

why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert

are you still recording?

yeah

hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...

shut up

then you're going to want to type in the word...

shut up

THE WORD...

shut up

TURNTECHGODHEAD S-

s-

AID-!

looks like youre cutting out john

F- OR-

yeah dude your wifi is cooked

CK-

AH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde

...

you roped rose into this too?

yeah

well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!

ask box open for reception.

#homestuck #john egbert #homestuck ask blog #dave strider #too i guess

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faygos · 2 months

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Johnkat? ...perhaps?

i couldn't let valentines day escape without drawing SOME kind of romance. take these johnkats off my hands!

#thanks for the ask!#johnkat #john egbert #karkat vantas #homestuck #whomstve #classic homestuck #hope everyone had a lovely vday c:

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ectosbiologlst · 1 month

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Wb Dave :3

I’m calling the authorities

Which are just consorts in police outfits

They’re cute and they’re happy to dish out tickets

#ask john egbert #ask windy boy #homestuck #john egbert #heir of breath #ectobiologist #beta kids #dave strider #pepsicola #johndave

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dribevoli · 10 months

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Hi dribevoli it’s me borzoi.. I still think about your dirkjake piece to this day that piece is in my mind constaaantly Thankyou.. for the food it will feed me 100 years

asdgdggdf bruh thank YOU for opening my mind to the beauty of “hilariously fucked up” dirkjake. I originally wasn't gonna post this follow up but your nice message has given me strength. Thank you!!!