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yes, actually.
a poem sounds great.
it will make up for the fact that you forgot my birthday, which is a crime punishable by death on earth.
so you’re lucky i am so forgiving!
(hehehehehehe)
hey karkat! what’re you going to get me for my birthday?
- @ectosbiologlst
JOHN? YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR ANOTHER...
WAIT, *WHAT*!?
Seems that Karkat's woken up, then.
OKAY- I- FUCK. SORRY.
NOW I FEEL LIKE A BIGGER FECULENT ASSHOLE THAN USUAL, GREAT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. NO ONE WOKE ME UP! IS THIS THE NATURAL CONSEQUENCE OF GOING WEEKS WITHOUT SLEEP??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN SENDIFICATE STUFF FROM THE METEOR. WHAT ELSE IS THERE I CAN DO ASIDE FROM MAKE A HORRIBLE DRAWING OR WRITE EAR-BLEEDINGLY MAUDLIN POETRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT EGBERT, FOR ME TO GRACE YOUR AURICULAR NODES WITH THE DULCET TONES OF MY PITIFULLY AMATEUR ATTEMPTS AT HEARTFELT POETRY? I'LL FUCKING DO IT.
#homestuck#karkat vantas#ask blog#homestuck ask blog#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#john egbert#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#askshoutyasshole#heir of breath#homestuck 413
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are there dentists in the new world? bc i think you might need braces
after i made you a homemade lasagna because you told me you never had homemade food before?
this is how you repay me?
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck ask blog#dave strider#davesprite
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>:)
>:B to you too!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck ask blog
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John, what is the purpose of a rubber duck
it keeps you company when you’re in a bath!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck ask blog
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HEY! HEY WHO FLIPPED THE GIANT CHANGE ART STYLE LEVER?! THAT'S ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES!
Nice try asshole! Everyone knows that it’s not a lever but a dope ass button!
Hey wait. What are you doing? Stop fucking with it!
Nice going!
Now he’s all glitched out.
Whatever, it’ll fix eventually.
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask
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lEt Me OuT oF tHe FrIdGe! >:0(
it’s not up to me.
i don’t know much about what happened with you and your friends, so i can’t be the one to decide.
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#gamzee makara#fridge gamzee
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happy birthday, john! it's been fun seeing you on disgrub, and i couldn't have asked for a cooler self bro.
-june
it’s nice talking to all of you!
also really refreshing to get perspectives from other versions of my friends!
happy birthday june!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#june egbert#413#homestuck 413#birthday j egbert#disgrub
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birthday vibes.
thanks everyone who sent me birthday wishes!
i am sending everyone a bag of gushers that will definitely come in the mail!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#homestuck 413#413#John Egbert birthday#happy birthday Jane!
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Happy early birthday! Make sure to stand in your bedroom.
it’s weird being back here.
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck ask blog
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YOU THERE BOY
IT BE ME
THINE PEE ESS FIEVE
SPEAKING TO YOU FROM OUTSIDE YOUR BRAIN
LISTEN TO ME BOY
DO A WINDY THING
hell fucking yes!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck ask blog
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John please help that poor little consort that just crashed into a pole his long snout might be damaged!
he’s fine! he took a big huge bonk on the head, but he’s naking away now!
i also helped myself to some sugar free lollipops.
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#homestuck consorts#homestuck ask blog
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Which it's better!! Cereal first or milk first. Or ice.
you’re crazy if you put ice in cereal!!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask
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sO YOU'RE LIKE, a JOHN FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE?
,,,,
wHAT STUFF DO YOU HATE?
-@poorlydrawntavros
it’s weird you started off with a question on the things i hate!
but nobody usually asks these questions to me so i’ll humor you.
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#homestuck trolls#homestuck ask blog#tavros nitram
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John I humbly request that you go back to that large purrbeast you saw three days ago that ate the troll scout. The purr beast was large and adorable
it didn’t eat her!
she kept the small troll child safe!
also it’s really fluffy!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck lusus
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Well, at least it's better than the classic white background!
your eyes just got flash banged.
you’re welcome!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask
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J9hn. I’d like t9 say y9u haven’t 6een tagging y9ur p9sts 9n this app pr9perly. N9r have y9u 6een respectful 9f 9thers and their interests. I’ve 6een alerted 6y a certain sea-dweller that y9u were quite disrespectful t9 him. He was 9nly trying t9 share his interests with y9u and y9u 6lew him 9ff. T9 the p9int he felt the need t9 have me c9me “lecture” y9u a69ut it.
Y9u sh9uld 6e aware that s9me pe9ple have interests that g9 6ey9nd what y9u’d think are “n9rmal” interests. F9r example, Neur9divergent pe9ple. Which I d9 6elieve he may 6e. Y9u have t9 6e respectful, as these kinds 9f ailments are invisi6le t9 the naked eye. Please ap9l9gize the next time y9u see him, he’s sensitive.
Please d9 kn9w I am n9t 9utright calling y9u a6leist. H9wever insensitive y9ur acti9ns were, I cann9t in g99d faith accuse y9u 9f s9mething t9 that degree. Just in the future, please respect 9ther’s interests, even if y9u d9n’t quite understand them 9r their h966ies and/9r interests.
#tw #l9ng message #interest shaming #seadweller menti9n #neur9divergency #invisi6le illness #a6leist #a6leism menti9n #h966ies #interests #grease #CA menti9n
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well shit.
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask#homestuck trolls#kankri vantas
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Why is it that you often appear in a navy blue void, especially when you're interacting with a guest character
if you want a higher budget you need to talk to the sponsors!
#ask john egbert#ask windy boy#homestuck#john egbert#heir of breath#ectobiologist#beta kids#anon ask
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