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roach-works · 5 months

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pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.

pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.

there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?

pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?

this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.

#pokemon #ash: i just found a new region called jotoh!#oak: hey cool so apparently the world is round now #ash: wow!#oak: was the world round yesterday #ash: sure?#oak: great talk im gonna go have some grownup lemonade now bye

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neutron669 · 7 months

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Danni Ashe in her prime & pajamas.

#Danni Ashe #pin up model #ooh wow #photography #iconic #80s icons #vintage #pajamas

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 9 months

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Ashe posted a storyboard and everyone I know was going feral. I blacked out and came to with this so i guess i'm going feral too

#something about watching people draw something in all kinds of different styles scratched my brain? I haven't zoned in that hard in #ages wow #monkie kid nezha #Lego monkie kid #Monkie kid #Nezha #THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE DRAWN HIM I THINK??#DANG #KNOX ART (me)#HEAVILY based off Ashe's boards #WE COULD HAVE HAD FIRE BREATHING NEZHA ???#GENTS???#lmk #lmk nezha #Ashe has the freaking coolest storyboards

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surfacage · 10 months

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noire and lokha would get along! too much actually. its terrible

#and the world will turn to ash #noire #ffxiv #lo'kha sehnlla #wow i have never actually tagged lokha before here thats wild #not pictured: amelie knocking back three shots of vodka #hi im here to bail out lok-- uhm #hello. did you lose something #i... i kind of? lost... a person? a redhead? he was supposed to be in jail #have you checked the lost and found desk #the police at that desk are er. unconscious #hm thats unfortunate. im amelie. i too have misplaced my walking human rights violation #im...graha? hi? erm...

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ash-and-starlight · 2 years

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Hi!! I love your art style and all of your art a ton :) i especially like how you do clothing. Would it trouble you to do a little tutorial? Im working on fabric and clothing myself and tbh im already using your art as reference. I like how you draw fabric so fluidly as well as how detailed and realistic it looks!! Id really love whatever tips you could offer, but either way, thanks for sharing your art with us!

wow omg thank you so much??? i tried my best to explain a few things i try to keep in mind when i draw clothes, feat fashion icon sokka themselves.

(i’m also going to cheat and add this clothing tutorial by @chiptrillino because it’s an amazing resource with more good advice)

#wow ok it got long!#turns out i had more things to say than anticipated ksjfjd #if something isn’t clear just tell me and i’ll try my best to explain better #trying to understand how i draw is difficult lmaoooo self reflection? in this household??#ash replies #ask #my art #sokka #art ref #ref

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littlelovelore · 1 month

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pov: you're about to get a treat from your vampire ascendant

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jesteriisms · 8 months

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Im just gonna keep doodling till I run out of ideas LMAO. This time u guys get purble guys

Ashswag is a rogue AI in a vague suit of a human. His morals are beyond the scope of human understanding. Vitalasy has one of those edgy black shirts with the 3 wolves on it in my mind. Hope u guys understand.

#my art #Lifesteal #Lifesteal SMP #Ashswag #Reddoons #Vitalasy #Ash and Red have a friendly rivalry #like when you see ur friend and you go “WOW LOOK AT THIS JACKASS HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT HE GOT NO DRIP”#thats them in my mind #both of them are robots/ai they are jsut diff flavours of it

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pedriscroquettes · 1 year

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I have a thot... pedri 🤝🏼 body worship>>>

Him on his knees, kissing the length of ur body, etc etc🙈

anon… you’re so real for this.

• imo he seems like the giving type obviously he likes to receive but he needs to pleasure you first or else he can’t enjoy himself.

• i mean come on spanish men are the biggest whores on the planet he has experience. he knows that whoever he’s with has to be satisfied. he doesn’t want any of the people he sleeps with to go around and say he’s a bad fuck, it’d ruin his reputation.

• now let’s say your relationship is fresh and you’re sleeping together for the first time, you’re shocked that he puts you first. other guys just like to chase their high but not him, he wants to see you chase your high.

• he’s a tease obviously, he’s seen the tweets he knows people find him attractive, so he starts off by slowly lifting your shirt and kissing down your body.

• he makes sure to leave marks, lots of them. oh you wanted to wear shorts? forget it you’re all marked up. you wanna wear a crop top? nope, he’s left a trail of marks all the way down to your core and around your chest.

• sometimes you wonder how he’s managed to maintain his status of innocence within the other barca players when he’s far from it. you come to the conclusion that he only tells gavi about what happens at home because he’s the only one who teases you about it.

• “joder, cómo no quieres que te elogie cuando te ves así?” (fuck, how do you not want me to praise you when you look like this?)

• as soon as he gets on his knees you know you’re not going to stand straight for hours.

• this man appreciates human beauty and will praise you and adore you. he will make you feel like the only person in the world. after all he’s a gentleman.

#wow… okay #also kinda sad he’s gonna miss this international break cuz he looks SO good in all the spain jerseys and training kits #pedri smut #pedri #football imagine #ash answers #thots

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daydadahlias · 6 months

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