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cyberbunny07 · 1 day

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Just Trust Me

A Vox x Reader Ramble

A. N. I’m so damn tired but oh well. I’ll fix spelling tomorrow. Might add things? I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Btw made it gn somehow so yippee

Cw: Yandere Vox / hypnotize stuff / Grammar probably

Vox has taken a liking to his latest assistant.

As his assistant —hired by Velvette herself to get him to ‘Chill the fuck out, you mangy fuck’— you were tasked with making sure Vox wasn’t fighting with Val. And that he actually ate. You thought you died again when you saw him eat for the first time. Not too bad, right?

Right.

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Only thing, you lived in the tower to ‘make things easier’. You wouldn’t turn down free housing. The only thing was how many electronics there were. And cameras. But, thankfully, there weren’t any in your room. He made sure to hide them well.

That, and the rather showy uniform he had you wear, were pretty normal. It was Hell, nobody was perfect. He was just making sure you wouldn’t snitch or lie or steal or whatever.

He also liked seeing his initial on you, but that’s besides the point.

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You wouldn’t even realize anyone was wrong. If you had any suspicions in the beginning, he would easily sweet talk or even hypnotize you into listening. You were just a little birdy to admire.

Speaking of Birdy, that was his little nickname for you. A bit strange, but he probably did it to everyone. And because, you should just feel lucky to even work for him and stop questioning things-

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After a while of being his little piece of decoration, he starts to feel… something. He doesn’t know what, be he knows that his newest intern clearly doesn’t know boundaries and don’t worry, sweetheart, he’s there to save you. From what? From him! He was trying to steal hit on you and you didn’t want that, did you?

That happened a lot. People trying to hit on you after you told them no. You did say no, right? Of course you did. And you always had him to save you from those annoying people. They were beneath you anyways.

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He had you sit in on meetings to ‘take notes’. He really just wanted to show off the little bird he caught. Aren’t they just amazing? And nobody would steal you because you were his little Birdy. And if anybody tried, Val would have some fun during his little tantrums.

Speaking of Val, he was the whole reason for this. Vox had mostly ignored you up until Val got completely caught up with Angel Dust. With nobody for himself, he found you. His precious little Birdy. You would be all for him. You wouldn’t leave him for some stuck up prick, right? Right.

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You can’t remember when it started, but the lines started to blur between being a bird on his shoulder to being his Birdy. But you loved it. It enjoyed the attention. It was all for you and it’ll all be worth it. All the waiting.

Waiting? Your head hurt, but Vox would be there to help. He was always there. He’d always be there for you. It certainly helped that he monitored your every move. All those cameras coming in use. He couldn’t let his Birdy get hurt.

What kind of boyfriend would he be if he did?

Boyfriend?

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You never wanted to leave his side. Not when he was the only one to protect you. No, no, it was way too dangerous for you to leave. You might as well stay with him. All the time. Forever. Hell, you might as well move in with him at this point. And you do. It was your idea after all.

And he loves watching you do domestic chores. No more pretending to play nice. No more pretending to be okay with the bare minimum. There you were. All for him. And he would never let you go.

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Just don’t wake up.

He doesn’t like that.

#hazbin hotel #vox x y/n #vox headcanons #yandere vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox x reader #yandere vox x reader #yandere vox x y/n #yandere vox headcanons

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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months

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Benny: Thanks for not giving up on me, brother.

Dean: Don't give me a reason to.

(im going to throw up)

#DONT GIVE ME A REASON TO. DONT GIVE ME A REASON #'benny's the only one who has never let me down'#HE DOESN'T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO HUH #BENNY IS DEAN'S MANIC PIXIE DREAM VAMPIRE WHO NEVER DISAGREES WITH HIM OR DOES THE WRONG THING #its sooo. its so pointed. its. this whole parallel sam to benny is so. im think i hauve covid #dean constantly hammering in to sam's head that He Failed. He Failed. He Let Him Down. He Failed. He Broke Everything Between Them.#and benny. benny. oh my god.#don't give me a reason to...#oh to live in the alternate reality where benny does fuck up and fucks up bad #what does dean do then. if his vampire friend was put up against the wall by hunger or a hunter #if he had to lash out. even if he didn't want to. is dean gonna stand by him then?#or does benny go join the long list of people who have let him down. and dean pulls a machete.#how quickly does that trust bleed out huh? how easily do you break a bond that hasn't been tested beyond battle and clandestine meetings #maybe it does happen and im just not remembering that it does. god i hope so. i need to see them get messed up.#dean/benny is so good and messy to me actually.#benny doesn't even know these expectations are being hoisted on him. he's never there when dean talks about how everyone else in his life #failed him. benny just thinks this is a normal (well. 'normal'. they were in purgatory. and probably had wild bloody sex in those woods)#but a normal friendship. and has no idea he's on any kind of pedestal. god. terrifying. imagine being pushed off a cliff you didn't know yo #were on the edge of. that's the situation benny is in rn #anyway! fun normal show for normal people!#benny lafitte #dean winchester #spn

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dredgesnails · 1 month

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i very badly want a double life 2: electric boogaloo but crucially no one is allowed to be paired up with their soulmate from the first one (except ranchers) and also lizzie and gem and mumbo and skizz are there too. anyway here are some pairings i think would be funny or interesting or would please me personally:

mumbo + scar: complete the mumscarian circuit

mumbo + lizzie: statistically the worst players right after jimmy. lizzie died before him once and she can do it again (and take mumbo with her)

grian + jimmy: nightmare scenario for the both of them

pearl + gem: an unfair matchup as they would win no problem but i love them together and i think we deserve them together after the events of secret life

scar + tango: wildly unpredictable. scar takes damage constantly but (almost) always escapes by the skin of his teeth. tango on the other hand has blown himself up before

pair them up best + worst in order (pearl + jimmy, gem + mumbo, scott + lizzie etc) and see if they manage to balance each other out. this takes out some of the randomness but there are still some fun duos i think would come out of it (etho + bdubs, skizz + martyn, impulse + bigb) and i also think pearl could keep jimmy alive long enough to not die first

and for lore reasons:

grian + bigb: lets see how the secret soulmates can handle being real soulmates

scott + jimmy: ok i know the last time they were together jimmy doomed them both with his curse but this time it’ll be different scott’s lucky now

cleo + etho: the progression of divorced with kids > roomies > soulmates tickles me

ren + martyn: i miss renchanting

+ bonus because i have been thinking about who i would want joining the life series a lot. this is who i want to join

doc + anyone really but mostly grian: okay seriously i imagined doc in the life series once and now ive been consumed by the desire to see it. especially with his health linked to grian. think about it. would be fun with ren also for entirely opposite reasons

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lleclercism · 5 months

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"another charles pole and max win" me personally i know the only reason charles is fighting versus the rockship that is redbull its purely because of how well he manages the car and how much he has to fight it for it to be able to be competitive and guess what! is not enough! because the sf-23 is still a tractor and rbr have won almost every race this year! and they've dominated the past 3 seasons! and i think the amount of poles he has had just shows how good of a driver he is and the potential he has to show when he finally has a car that will fight alongside him, not against him

#like this argument is sooo tiring #you dont see any of the other drivers on the grid being close to him on quali day and that just shows how insane of a driver he is #he is not slow and he will never give up and i need people to understand there are so many factors that dont allow him to win #and winning races is nice and he 100% deserves it but i promise you all he wants is a wdc #like people just like to mock him and make fun of the stat but i think its fucking nice hes one of the only drivers that can put up a fight #vs rbr ! no other driver can do that on a normal day! so i need his fucking fans to stop being so negative about it jfc #anyways just one more week until we burn the sf-23 🙏🏼#charles leclerc #las vegas gp 2023

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sleepyblr-heart · 4 months

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last of the main points!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#heart art!#adventure forward #af2 #arrolin #mino #ixol #i wont tag the guys ft in the silly doodlesz #but anyways i had fun making these ones #arrolin esp. i like how they came out ::]#also i think it's silly making mino like That #ixol was always just kinda a fucked up guy in my brain. this bitch is NOTTT NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i think mino ixol and arrolin would be good pals. three different sides of the autism spectrum i think #also arrolin and signol. i think arrolin hosts a comedy night at the cavern club every once in a while #not many people show up tho❤️

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piosplayhouse · 1 year

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Me giving my hour long monologue about how trans lesbians jiang cheng x wen qing is the only form of the ship I'll consume

#i think its because jc would need to deal with too many neuroses before i think he would be good for wq #otherwise it just turns into an uncomfortable feedback loop where theyre forced into a weird dynamic of older sibling #with all the emotional responsibility and younger sibling who never learned how to deal with that . so a stalemate #anyway just pulling words in the tags before i sleep since i was thinking of it earlier but it really is so ? i guess weird to me how #normalized cq became after c ql s release and subsequent netflixification #because literally no one was shipping it before it was. Like its weird to me when people watch the show first and are like this shouldve #been canon in the book because like. idk . No LOL . sorry i dont mean to be mean im genuinely just fascinated #because when c ql initially aired everyone was making fun of or mad abt that plotline #like i can pull up tweets from back then but it was just a general state of disbelief like . why #of all the characters #so its interesting that its looped around to becoming accepted to the point where people project it backwards onto the source #which i have my hangups about but whatever s v doesnt even have a drama to change anything so i wont say shit #anyway goodnight thanks for indulging me as always buddies

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pegging-satan · 1 year

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If you’d told me that I’d be shipping a bunch of classic lit authors with each other say like, a year ago, I would’ve laughed in your face

#thank you Bungou stray dogs #normally I don’t ship real people but like this is just characters named after authors and also they’re dead so #it’s so funny hearing things out of context though like imagine being completely clueless abt this piece of media #and someone says ‘so then Nathaniel Hawthorne partnered up with fyodor Dostoyevsky and Nikolai Gogol because he was in love with #Margaret Mitchell and also at some point John Steinbeck was partners with hp lovecraft and they were in love n shit and then #f scott Fitzgerald shows up and he gathers up all the Americans because he wants to take over the Japan lit scene for his wife for whatever #reason I forgot his motives because i was too focused on everything else but the plot but anyways so then there’s this little partnership #going on between Edgar Allan Poe and his Japanese counterpart Ranpo edogawa and they’re like rivals but also quite fond of each other and #they’re very wholesome and it’s all fun and games #and then there’s the main ship of the series that’s Osamu Dazai and Chuuya Nakahara and they’re like so in love and they hate each other but #they’re also in love and then the same dynamic is shared by their mentees akutagawa and atsushi nakajima and then at some point we get clues #that the same dynamic was shared between their bosses as well and mori ougai and fukuzawa yukichi are also in love because we said so I mean #basically any ship here can and will be canon no matter what and anyways so then they all meet and then fuck shit up <3 #is fanfiction abt your favourite authors put in situations <3 #.txt #bsd #bungou stray dogs

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sonknuxadow · 4 months

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why are people so obsessed with spreading misinformation about sonic on every random sonic post with more than a thousand notes i just opened my notifications to somebody saying sonic satam and sonic underground were airing at the same time No the fuck they werent what are you talking about

#not the most annoying piece of misinformation people have put on my posts but its still misinformation #they were saying that jaleel white voices sonic in both shows which yeah thats true but the part about them airing at the same time isnt ..#maybe they got underground and aosth mixed up??? thats the Actual jaleel white sonic show that was airing at the same time as satam anyway #every time i make a sonic post that makes it out of normal sonic blog circles this happens #somebody comments something thats not even true presenting it as a fun fact and im just like I know more than you .

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selfconsumerofmywoes · 5 months

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okay i like the split outfit thing but honestly that’s the only part of that whole bi-generation thing i was into

#doctor who #like okay that bit was fun #but i’m not into the whole 2 doctors thing #i get why people like it though #really i do #just not for me #like there’s 2 doctors and 2 tardis’ now??#so like if there’s ever danger people don’t need to try and get in contact with 15 and hope he shows up in time #because they know they can just go knock on donna’s door and find 14 there???#also this ending is very parallel to 10s ending right?? or am i remembering wrong??#like there was 2 of them and one got to go live a normal life with rose???#very similar #and i honestly just don’t get how 14 chilling means that 15s all rested and healed #like they spilt before the healing happened??? the memories will be different from then on???#maybe ?? might be wrong i don’t understand this stuff #also you know if 15 has a tardis he’ll be off doing doctor stuff anyway not just travelling #like shit always happens no matter what right?? that’s the whole thing???#please do correct me if i’m wrong though #i’m bad at following everything that goes on #i talk and its probably something weird

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bizarrelittlemew · 7 months

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#ok OK i usually don't make posts like this because i don't post for the sake of notes but this bums me out lmao #ngl it's a good reblogs to likes ratio compared to what has become normal on this site #but jfc the number of votes really shows how many people just don't interact with posts #do this many people really see posts. i'd never know!!#this is really not to be a bummer or complain but if you can click the poll option you can click at least one more button? it's just as fun #people who reblog (and especially people who write stuff in the tags) i love you <333 #anyway. back to business #and when i say business i mean working the 'reblogging gifs of middle-aged men kissing' mines

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tragedykery · 10 months

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it’s sooo fucked up that boromir’s last words were “I’ve failed.” literally sooososo fucked up

#lotrposting #it’s interesting how the scene in the movie & specifically what boromir says differs from the book tho #I mean they made it more dramatic for the film obviously but also the speech in which he essentially accepts aragorn as the/his king #while in the book he specifically calls the people of minas tirith his Own people; not aragorn’s #elli rambles #also fun fact I watched the fellowship of the ring with my brother a few days ago #and after boromir’s death scene my brother (who normally thinks shipping is stupid and I always try to make everything gay)#said ‘okay yeah I ship them now’#and he seemed pretty serious? so gay win 🌈💖 (getting my brother who is occasionally homophobic by accident (often either bc he wants to #annoy me or just by virtue of being a thirteen year old cishet boy)) to ship two guys #anyway. I’m not even especially fond of the lad (he’s. fine. shrug. good for showing the power & danger of the ring even on good people)#but this is soo evil to me. he redeemed himself through fighting for merry & pippin (or at least if you see it like that) but his last #thought was that he’d died in dishonour and as a failure #he couldn’t withstand the power of the ring and couldn’t return to protect his home #also aragorn choosing to keep boromir’s betrayal a secret so that it wouldn’t tarnish gimli and legolas’s memory of him…#tolkien

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camping-with-monsters · 10 months

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Listened to The Stupendium’s “Neath!” enough to say “ah fuck it. Let’s make an oc out of this song.”

His name’s Cyrmic. Sometimes people just call him Ol’ Danderdilly. A bit of a curious existence— one that was believed to have such low odds that it was almost considered impossible, as he is half human and half cryptid!

In Bliss (which he’s debatably canon to it, not a whole lot of development has gone into his relevance, but he wouldn’t even be a considered character in the first act(??) but likely in a later act.), as long as both parties can consent and the cryptid is sentient (because it’s likely that there are cryptids that have mindsets closer to humans and others closer to animals) than a human and a cryptid can peruse a relationship. By default, humans and cryptids are not compatible to reproduce— but the gene for cryptids does in fact exist. It’s just a rarity. Most who do bare the gene usually don’t end up courting with a human for either the obvious reasons, don’t even end up with a human (which is more common than not) or just decide not to have a relationship at all. It’s a mixed bag.

However, in Cyrmic’s case, his cryptic parent did in fact bare the gene when courting with a human— and learned that the hard way. What kept them optimistic about it, we don’t know. Regardless, Cyrmic exists now. Not much going back on that.

Known to be kind of a peculiar character, Cyrmic plays the role of an oddball with a fascination for all things old-timey. He leaves a questionable taste in other’s mouths with his somewhat intimidating demeanor that’s both charming and suspicious which is reflected on his gestures and dignified dialect. Some people are led to believe he might be plotting something. But maybe they’re just not used to seeing something considerable as an eighth wonder. He’s not really trying to scare people. He’s just like that in general, and he genuinely means well!

But all in all, he’s looking for someone to love. Someone he can settle down with that can humor his curious point of view.

#uh oh. new idiot to play with #so uh yeah like I said he’s very inspired by Neath! by The Stupendium :)))#specifically the part with Byron Brimstone if it isn’t obvious #I am. very very very very very very normal about that song ::::)))))#so awesome too because I showed my parents and my dad has apparently been listening to it more lately :0!!!!!!#he says it’s the perfect song to get ready for work #because it’s so long and it helps him track how much time he has before he has to leave #they both absolutely loved it and were super impressed with the writing in it #and GOD it’s just. y’all saw my animatic I made. one of the greatest songs ever #it makes me so :D!!!!!!!!!#first time in years I can safely say I genuinely do have a favorite song #anyways. cyrmic.#fun fact his name should have been ‘cymric’ but I kept misspelling the word in my head until I realized I was saying it wrong #but I liked Cyrmic more anyway ((it’s pronounced as sir-mick by the way))#he’s a little strange but we love him for it <3 #a little weirdo stuffed with fluff and organs <3 #cutting this man open is like playing a game of ‘what will come out of him? Cute red stuffing or pools of blood? let’s find out!’#he also has a questionable fashion sense but that’s okay #he’s just looking for love man :(( he wants someone to settle down with but most people are offput by him :((#Cyrmic Danderdilly #Bliss #ocs #original characters #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

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duvgaleni · 6 months

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the self preservation instinct to not move a young relationship too fast vs the lesbian instinct to figure out based on her star sign that her birthday is coming up and start planning out cupcakes and a mix cd

#silly little crush #listen. listen. i'm doing my best here #i am a normal guy and i have a normal amount of checks and balances about what an appropriate amount of affection to show is #and like other normal people my brain is not a rube goldberg machine where the little ball is always doomed to land on homosexual impulses #anyway i always err on the side of caution but so far every time ive made a Bold Play she has Enthusiastically matched my energy so??#let's cautiously not be cautious lmao #this is fun i am having fun

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running-in-the-dark · 2 months

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I know I've been particularly incoherent for the past few days (again), and it's so dramatic and ridiculous but it seriously feels like something is punishing me. I just want to like things a normal amount. I just want to like people and characters a normal amount.

I don't want to become so fully obsessed that literally nothing else exists and thinking about anything else feels like my brain is being stabbed with a thousand tiny knives. I don't want to need to find every piece of information I possibly can on whoever it is this time. I don't want to feel like I'm (literally) losing my mind when I see them. I don't want any of this!

I can not believe that I exist as a human being on this stupid planet just to get obsessed with people over and over and over again forever.

#like it's not. fun. it's not 'oh haha I just like this guy a lot :3' no it feels like. dying.#like I said I know it's fucking dramatic I know. but it feels SO BAD #and sometimes SO GOOD because nothing else gives my brain that feeling but god damn it most of the time it's just painful #maybe I should try drugs #probably.#maybe I should start drinking again #that made it bearable #but no that's. stupid #but my god how am I supposed to go through this again and again and again so many times in a row #I don't know how to explain how fucking devastating it is to attach yourself to. some stupid idiot (I'm sorry I don't mean that.). only to #not really care anymore after a couple months #what do you MEAN. I literally love this person with every stupid fibre of my stupid being and now he's just. some guy again??#I don't know. how. not to do this. it's not a choice! it's not something I DO. it HAPPENS to me.#and it only doesn't happen when I'm so depressed that I want to actively die.#anyway yeah it's about John Larroquette and Dan Fielding and Jenkins and yeah I'm the fucking stupidest fucking dumbass on earth #someone hit me in the head to fix my brain please #and seriously this is not normal. it can not be normal. this is not how normal people feel about stuff. it can't be #I think this is why I don't get fandom culture. and shipping specifically. like. no I'm not. I'm not enjoying these characters. I'm not #watching this show and thinking aww these two should kiss :)#I'm. not there anymore. I don't fucking exist. all I do. is think about this person. I can't stop it.#I am not a person when I don't feel like this. I'm not even real. I'm just whoever I'm obsessed with. I say that so much but that's how it #feels! I'm not real.#so anyway when I say 'haha I'm fine' what I mean is no I'm not someone make my brain work right please #I just. see him and start crying. because it's so overwhelming.#maybe I should find a therapist and hope they speak English and show them this post :)#haha no that's ridiculous I could never mention this to a normal person #guess I'll just keep driving myself to insanity with this crap.#personal

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touchingmadness · 2 years

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Seeing people writing about, constantly getting excited about, or (within fandom) making headcanons about characters who shy away from physical contact with the help of their friends and/or romantic interest can be... frustrating as a touch averse person.

Give me stories where friends and/or significant others respect boundaries and check in with less touchy characters.

Give me stories where they're allowed to say no when someone wants to hug them or hold their hand.

Give me stories that don't inherently treat a character shying away from touch as just being touched starved and needing a little love to fix them.

Sometimes people just have sensory issues and need their boundaries respected.

#touch aversion #sensory overload #writeblr #i don't care if you love me and want to comfort me #i mean i do!!!#that's really sweet of you!!!#but part of that has to be you doing it on my terms #and accepting that ~normal~ methods of love and comfort tend to worsen my distress #it's not me being standoffish #it's me having a fundamentally different relationship with touch and my own body than you have #anyway this is why it's so important to me that #tch: eris #is touch averse #most narratives would label that as something to fix #and use her hugging people as something to show her development as a character #i refuse #there's nothing wrong with those storylines #but god there's a lot of them and sometimes the tonality with which they're handled makes me feel inhuman #and not in the usual fun way that i like to embrace #wip: touched

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sonknuxadow · 1 year

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"they should give jim carrey a fat suit in the next sonic movie to complete his transformation into eggman" actually they should have just cast a fat actor to begin with i think. also its kind of fucked up that you only want him to be fat Now to show that hes "more unhinged" or whatever. Peace and love

#i love the sonic movies btw this isnt meant to be sonic movie hate it just nevber really sat right with me that they made eggman skinny #anyways #i swear to god the sonic fandom has a huge fatphobia problem #like surface level it mostly seems normal in that department i never really see people go ''wow i hate fat people''#but when you start actually paying attention to the way people treat the fat characters it becomes really obvious #i could talk about it forever #like. regarding eggman specifically i dont really care if you wanna make fun of him but why do so many people #instantly resort to making jokes about his weight and treat it like its a negative trait of his.#or act like being fat and being a bad person are somehow linked #its so weird. just say you hate fat people #and its not Just eggman it shows in the way people treat other characters too especially big. and storm too kind of #and as much as i hate to say it even sega themselves are contributing to this.#like why is almost every fat sonic character evil or ''the dumb one'' of their respective group. or both.

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