I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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shout out to this tweet for RUINING my ability to hear "the time being" without thinking about this
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i live in constant awe of people who ask others to do things that want to do and get told yes
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I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes
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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
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i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested
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Absolutely FUCKED that a show that literally JUST came out is in danger of being cancelled bc people didn’t immediately go watch it. The current landscape of streaming television is FUCKED.
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testing something
Don’t forget to reblog for sample size!
*poorly concealed evil laugh*
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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desperate to live my life but unfortunately my brain says no
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sorry for being a cunt sometimes it’s just that i am one
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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‘we’ll be entering your flats from 10am’ okay but 10am until when??? UNTIL WHEN?!?!?
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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience
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let’s go on a walk (a love language)
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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