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deadsetobsessions · 1 month

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Danny stared at his nemesis, slowing his walk to a complete stop.

“Don’t,” he pleaded.

The devil incarnate glared back at him, somehow conveying its disdain, disinterest, and malicious intent in one cold stare.

“I swear to Ancients-!”

Mr. Muffins, Jazz’s college cat, meowed loudly and slapped the glass off of the counter.

“No!” Danny dove at the glass, skidding across the tile just in time to catch Jazz’ favorite cup as tipped over and plummeted towards the cold hard floor. “Oh my- you little devil! Mr. Muffins, you little shit!”

Mr. Muffins flicked a tail and sat down calmly as Danny sprung back up to place the cup into the sink.

“You stinky bastard, Jazz would have killed me!”

Danny picked the cat up and held him by the armpits, dangling the cat. Mr. Muffins, no longer simply disdainful, meowed loudly and tried to wiggle away.

“Listen, here, Mr. Muffins- ah! No, you’re not allowed to run away! You have to take responsibility for your actions,” Danny slipped into Ghost Speak as he lectured Mr. Muffins, a rather harried look smushed across his face. He didn’t hear the door open, but he did hear Jazz call out to him.

“Danny, stop bullying Mr. Muffins!”

“Maybe if you parented Mr. Muffins right, he wouldn’t be trying to knock your favorite cup all over the place! If it weren’t for me,” Danny swayed Mr. Muffins, who had become docile as he caught sight of Jazz, like a fluffy and long pendulum. “Your cup would be pieces all over the floor right now!”

Jazz tossed her keys onto the table. “Right… and that definitely didn’t have anything to do with you putting your cup too close to the edge like I told you not to?”

Danny stared at her, mouth gaping in offense. Alright, so it did have to do with that, but it was offensive how fast she came to that conclusion. Danny said as much to Jazz, who smirked and plucked her cat from his grip.

“Have you considered that you’re easily predictable, dork?” Jazz cuddled Mr. Muffins, who was purring up a storm, and walked towards her room.

“Rude! Are you calling me basic?”

“If the shoes fit, Danny-O!” Jazz hollered back. Mr. Muffins mewed as if to punctuate her sentence.

“I hate that cat,” Danny grumbled, grinning fondly. “Now that you’re back, I’m gonna go visit Tim and Tucker! They’re over at Tucker’s for a project!”

“Kay!” Jazz yelled back. “Don’t run into to much trouble and be back before three A.M.!”

“Yes, mother!” Danny put on his shoes and started walking.

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Danny, along with a handful of dumbstruck civilians, stared down at the unconscious clown. Then, they stared at Danny’s hand in shock and awe. Danny too, stared at his own hand, but in abject betrayal.

“Shit. Jazz is gonna kill me.” He mumbled, pulling out his phone.

“Hey, Tucker. Yeah, sorry, I’m gonna be late.” Danny paused, glancing back down at the clown, up at the still shocked goons, and sighed. “I- uh, knocked out the Joker by accident. Maybe broke his nose.”

Danny heard Tim’s muffled “WHAT?!” and silently concurred because what? He thought villains in Gotham were made of sturdier stuff?!

“Can you tell Jazz? I gotta,” Danny held up the phone, so it could pick up the loud sirens approaching his position. “Deal with the cops.”

Danny pouted as Tucker laughed at him.

#do cats have armpits #bc idk I feel like googling that would be a bad idea #they do #right?#danny phantom #jazz Fenton #batman #tim drake #tucker foley #anyways Danny would absolutely have a rivalry with a cat #any cat #because he too has cat like behaviors #ghosts are just glowing green cats #dpxdc #dcxdp

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theabyssiniancat · 1 year

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Thanks @snapthistiger! I had no idea that this was where that came from.

#cat #not Abyssinian cat #any cat

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hrokkall · 5 months

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"Sad Cat Poem" by Spencer Madsen

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gmisbrowsing · 8 months

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Kitty Pics

if this post made its way to your for you page you are legally required to share a picture of your car

#cat #kitty cat #feline #pls n thx #cats #kitten #void #ornge #tabby #whatev #cute cat #any cat #here a cat #there a cat #as you can tell #i really #love cats #but i cant #hug every cat

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anininas · 2 months

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This man deserved a cat

#looking back I might have made the cat ginger instead. But I literally just finished this so #resident evil #resident evil vendetta #leon s kennedy #ani's scribbles

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lucithecrow · 10 months

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Normally, when I see cute cats, I show my mum, but when she's busy, I just show whoever is near me, so sometimes I just show complete strangers cats

#cats #i love cats #catblr #kitty cat #any cat #big cats #small cats #fluffy cats #shorthair cats #my social anxiety #goes out the window #when cats are involved

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bitchyybabyy400 · 10 months

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vent sorry haha

#tw animal death #i dont think im gonna be able to look at cat pictures for a while #which is bad. which is so bad. because i have other fucking cats #but i know my old lady is going to go soon #and every time i see a cat #any cat #it doesnt matter if it looks like her or not #it makes my heart just #god #i dont want her to go #im going to miss her so much #i dont know what to do #i want her to be hapoy #and #whej it gets to the point where it would be better for her.#of course im not going to hold on for my sake #but i know that point is close #and it hurts. it fucking hurts so much

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phantomrose96 · 2 months

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I've found if you're making a complicated recipe it helps a lot to identify which steps can be done ahead of time so here are some tips I use

pre-cut any vegetables: get your vegetables together and do any chopping or mincing that needs to be done

place the cutting board with your vegetables in the unplugged countertop toaster oven. vital step to minimize the number of cat paws that get in your vegetables. do not skip this step.

pre-mix sauces: identify any sauces that can be made ahead of time and mix those ingredients

put the sauce bowl in the microwave for safe keeping. we're not heating it. it just lives there. this is very important to minimize amount of cat paw in sauce. do not skip this step.

assemble any dry mixes you might need

place the dry mix in the not-turned-on oven. this helps protect the flavor by minimizing the chance of the dry mix finding new life as crime-scene toebean footprints walking away from the kitchen. do not skip this step.

#if you skipped any of the unskippable steps: clean off cat and start over #chrissy speaks

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qiinamii · 7 months

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i wouldn't have met you

#guess whats stuck in my head now #i actually havent caught onto any shows or series for several years and to follow up this one i think has been really pleasant #and painful #its been really nice to see closure for simon hes such an old man skrunkle #i dont even watch a lot of AT in the past but i do know enough to feel that pain like Man i almost forgot shows can be Worth it #fionna the human #fionna campbell #cake the cat #simon petrikov #and a tiny dash of #winter king #qiiarts #fionna and cake #adventure time

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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oh,,

cat's...

My addition… scooped Michael cat

#ask reply #TUMBLR auto blurs any photos you guys send me #so I wasn’t sure what I expected when clicking to answer this #BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY TO SEE WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS #YOURE RIGHT BUT IDK HOW you clocked this #the mikes are very cat coded tho #I hope you like my add on to the bit 😭#obviously the Vanessa’s are rabbits then

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fishtinker · 1 month

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She looks more like sandstorm actually (just oranger) and her tail is more firestar coded

#felt kinda illegal how i didnt have any squilf drawings on this WARRIOR CAT account #thats literally the queen of warrior cats #art #warrior cats #squirrelflight #squirrelstar #welll not here but youll get ur chance missy

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obsob · 4 months

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bedtime story with my love !!

#mine #cats #oooooooooogh im so cold....bath time bath time :3 !#i hope everyone is hvaing a good week i am now DONE with work !!!!! hehe !!!!!!!!!!#i might not do any drawing for a little while . maybe just felt tips #also. cannnot for the life of me decide what 2 read...am like 30% way thro assassins fate but Um its . a little intense so im taking a brea #idk what im in the mood for....something....fun... but isnt bad #i feel like all 'light' books r bad. maybe i will just reread the goblin emperor. as i always do when all else fails #also. am going ice skating tomorrow i am SO excited . i hvent been in so so long its so exciting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mwah. hve good evening :3

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frankieplsrelax · 1 year

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you ever just spend your whole life talking back to cats and then one day when ur in ur 20s ur sister bursts into the room bc she thinks theres TWO cats in here who wont shut the fuck up and thats so crazy cause ur cat is an actual literal cat murderer but theres not two cats and its just you n her or is that just a me thing

#i sound so realistic #we have 5 cats between us that live here #i can imitate them all perfectly #let me talk to a cat for 2 mins #any cat #i will sound EXACTLY like that cat #2 mins or less #i used to freak out my teachers in class for fun #i can also throw a meow??? so it sounds like its behind you #lmfao #they hated me #i was a menace in more ways than that #frankiesworld

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fallenneziah · 6 months

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Thinking about Zombie!Ghost's body changing so his cock swells and knots when breeding to ensure impregnation to carry on the infected species.

Zombie!Ghost who ends up with his cock buried deep inside you for what feels like forever, semen filling your guts.

Zombie!Ghost attempting to get away from you for a minute but when realizing he's locked in is intent on snuggling you and loving on you.

Zombie!Ghost who is now committed to breeding nothing else and constantly wants to try and breed infected with you. Always sad when it doesn't work.

Zombie!Ghost who wants to kiss you while snuggling you, acting as his warm cock sleeve.

Zombie!Ghost whose instincts tell him to breed when he's anxious so he'll always be trying to hump you or get close. Making sad noises from his broken maw while trying to get any kind of friction with you.

Zombie!Ghost who does act a bit pathetic in his need to breed and having you so close, so ready for him. Especially through certain cycles on your journey with him he cannot keep his hands off you for anything.

#cod smut #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x female reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader smut #simon ghost Riley x any gender reader really #zombie ghost #enjoy my thoughts about pathetic wet cat Zombie Ghost who wants to fuck you silly every day and fill you up

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thunderc1an · 2 months

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how to love a stranger

#warriors #warrior cats #thunderclan #sparkpelt #firestar #my comic #this comic is based on my own experience #with my grandmother who I never met #remember that wip I posted like a little bit ago of the comics I had planned #yeah hehehehe #I wanna add one more thing but hmmmmmm still deciding how to word it hmmm #if u see any grammar or spelling mistake... no u don't

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pangur-and-grim · 3 months

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I hope so too!

neither of them got along with Wednesday, but he also went out of his way to start physical confrontations with them.

but when Marmaduke was still around, they'd all lie together peacefully (even though Marm had TERRIBLE social skills with other cats, and would walk straight at them making intense eye contact! which in cat language usually means "I am about to start a fight")

and then with my mom's construction site kittens, Pangur isn't overly friendly, but will also follow them around in fascination, lie near them, and parallel play while they're playing. so she clearly loves their company, even if she's not willing to be best buds

I think the kitten will be initially annoying to them, but will eventually be a source of entertainment, and possibly even a friend.

#I have hopes!!#especially since this kitten will be better socialized than any other cat they've met

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