HEY EVERYONE do you remember my story I'm making?? With my own little blorbos?? No?

Well let me remind you!

At a crossroads in small town Sweden, there's a hot dog stand with a unique business model: If you can guess the Vendor's name, you get your food for free! BUT. If you fail, you owe him your soul. Yes, he is the literal devil.

A mid/late 20's guy called Tobbe stumbles into the stand, and immediately decides that that is the eaxct type of guy you want to be best friends (or more) with.

Above, we see Vendor and Tobbe, the stand, one of the customers (a high school music teacher/man killing water spirit)(Näcken), and an old friend of the vendor (a local activist/guardian spirit)(Huldra).

Since maul is such a perfectionist and needs his REVENGE on Obi-Wan to be planned out and perfect, I feel like if they ever just bumped into each other Maul wouldn’t go full feral mode

Obi-Wan would be like “oh damn I guess we gotta fight to the death now :/“ and Maul grinding his teeth like “no not today it’s not on the flow chart”

PUP QUIZ with KEANU REEVES

“Who’s the puppy king?! I’m the puppy king!”

"mu qing is hit with sex pollen and Feng Xin is there to fuck him" WRONG

MU QING IS HIT WITH SEX POLLEN AND SUMMONS FENG XIN TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BODY BECAUSE HE WOULD HIT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD TO AVOID BEING FORCED TO SLEEP WITH ANYONE AND LIE THERE UNCONSCIOUS AND HE TRUSTS FENG XIN WITH HIS LIFE AND CULTIVATION BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WOULD NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM

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I am not the creator of Residuum, merely a fan!

Small nod to @/ellintothewoods 2al peepaw leo! I would have added more but I ran out of steam. Also no fun cameos in the stands because I don't want to subject anyone to those hotdogs.

Morning Sunshine! some soft post-canon retired husbands<3 

these are A BIT OLD but uhhh here check out these aggio doodles i did forever ago. still VERY happy w my colors :3

oh look, he returns

a little pet peeve of mine about the bsd fandom is how every second post is skk

like

yeah

they’re gay

but after a while it gets old?? no hate to skk, it’s a good ship, i just think we should also be talking about dazai having chemistry with LITERALLY ALL THE MEN ON THE SHOW yk

there are so many other characters you can say are his soulmates?? let me list them.

fyodor. he is the only other character in the show who understands dazai completely, they quite literally finish each other’s sentences half the time.

sigma. they would be the softest couple ever. he would teach dazai to give more of a shit about himself and dazai would actually be able to give sigma a home in the ada

kunikida. sure, dazai pisses him off, but it’s a very playful type of thing. kunikida would teach dazai to be less analytic, to listen to his emotions more, and dazai would (not in the best way but still) teach kunikida to work through his anger issues

if i wasn’t currently in public transportation i would be able to list more but point is

chuuya and dazai are the most popular ship mainly because they have a backstory together. if you discard that, or headcanon a past for him with, EVERYONE could be his soulmate

okay fine this post is about how much i need more dazai harem in my life

1. Fancy lady with a really long neck;

2. Shells glued to shit, bonsai edition;

3. Capitalism sign;

4. Royal Dansk tin (empty);

5. Hot dog with compartments;

6. Golf plaque, which I got for my dad (this golf pro has seen some shit);

7. Pilgrim salt and pepper shakers;

8. A "fun" summer activitiy.

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Pearl is the Snoop Dog of the splatoon universe.

Been working on this ALL day yesterday and did the finishing touches today but cfghjkl it's finally finished!!! ;V; AAAA Echo made the og sketch, I did everything else!! (lining, coloring, ect.) it's of our two main AU's collidin' :P My AU (left side) is obviously GumRob meeting Echo's (right side) which, I should specify; is GumDog. Rob is only there 'cause.. well idk.. chaos I guess LMAO My Gum is holding Kevin, whom he thought was Lilith (cause those two like to cause chaos with both dimensions tee hee.) For those unfamiliar with my AU, Cosette is the girl hiding behind Rob. Elliot is the one in his arms. The grey cat is Zipper and the green one is Caspian. Lilith (the one smiling) is Darwin's kid. As I said, the kid in my Gum's arms - is Kevin. Which is one of GumDog's kids in Echo's AU lol which speaking of; For Echo's which no one knows because they don't post; the lollipop kid in Gum's arms is Leon and the little koala plush is Mazie. GumDog have 2 more kids, they just weren't in the sketch, just like how the twins weren't added here either lol ~ I had a lot of fun doing this, even if making it show accurate takes.. a while, it's worth it! (I did my best to make it accurate to the show hh) asdfghjkl;'

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i need a certificate of provenance proving that i’ve been going by the name ken for a decade now. i simply cannot bear the thought that people, when hearing my name, think "oh they must have really liked that barbie movie". i am not a recent ken adaptor i am not a ken trender (kender) i am a legacy ken and i need to be respected as such