#and theyre both married to me bc i said so ty for coming to my ted talk
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I know you are into ceo zhongli
But consider
Sugar baby Zhongli, being always ready for you at your home, being a lil housewife as you pay back his debts
Modern or normal setting work, with normal being more funny, as the great and powerful Archon has to clean up the house and is being broke
with normal being more funny, as the great and powerful Archon has to clean up the house and is being broke
wdym this isn't our dynamic right now i'm the one running the teahouse i'm the one winning the bread bay beee-
i cannot choose. i literally cannot choose. i love me my hot, rich, and powerful ceo zhongli. the zhongli who wears sunglasses and drives a bmw and appears in his company's commercials because he's got both the looks, the brains, and skills. the sugar daddy who would buy you everything without question, who loves seeing you all dolled up as he takes you to a fancy-ass dinner in the most luxurious restaurant in the city.
but i also love me my hot, broke, and charismatic househusband zhongli. the zhongli who wears reading glasses and an apron and drives a family car, who goes to supermarkets and has to recheck his notes because he can't for his life remembers if three dollars for a carton of eggs are cheap or expensive. the sugar baby who smiles kindly upon you gifting him expensive watches and armanis for him to wear, who welcomes you home with a home-cooked meal and massages your tired body and helps you shower, dry your hair, all the way until you're snoozing peacefully on the bed.
i love them both. can i have them both....
#rin answers#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#rin writes#zhongli#zhongli x reader#rin is having tea with: luke 💙#i'm just gonna say they're twins#morax and zhongli#and theyre both married to me bc i said so ty for coming to my ted talk
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hiii :] do u have any good spn fic recs?? i trust ur taste <3
HIIIII ANON first of ty for coming to me ily. second i dont know what you want exactly as spn fic is a very broad category but im just going to give you some that ive read and very much enjoyed :3
(fics will be under the read more bc this is kinda long)
a turn of the earth by microcomets: destiel, dean pov, 95k, slowburn. cas gets sent back in time and meets 22 year old dean. i am very bad with descriptions but this one is definitely worth reading, its the only long fic ive been able to read multiple times. (mature content warning towards the end)
the tunnel of love by xylodemon: destiel, dean pov, 21k. dean and cas have to kiss for a hunt. highly enjoyable, great writing, one of my favorites. (also mature content warning towards the end)
après by imogenbynight: destiel, cas pov, 24k. cas loses his grace and lands in paris, dean flies out to get him, and they have a sort of cute romantic holiday there. this one is really sweet!! also has a follow up, billet doux. (again, mature content warning towards the end)
the cost of a thing by quiettewandering: destiel, dean pov, 74k, fake relationship, slow burn. dean and cas are hunting something thats killing married couples and they have to pretend to be married in order to catch it.
adjust to the light by achillese: midam, 69k, au. adam is the only survivor of an uncaught serial killer. warning this one is kind of dark (not that much explicit violence but it does involve serial killers and the aftermath of attempted murder so. if that bothers you than tread carefully)
the world begins anew by clasch: destiel, dean pov, 1.2k, fluffy, christmas celebration. this one is really adorable and made me almost cry.
a new type of normal by chipper99: destiel, dean pov, 2k, fluff. cas thinks dean means a kiss when he asks if hes forgotten something but in reality he's talking about car keys. this one is really cute and funny :3
four seasons by thesongsmith: destiel, au, .7k. technically this should not be on a serious fic rec list bc its a crackfic but its also really funny. remember when the trump administration accidentally booked four seasons landscaping instead of the four seasons hotel? this is just that but destiel
well everybody's got a secret, sonny by luminoussbeings: 1.7k, sam and dean both think the other is homophobic.
brainstorm by astralpenguin: t4t channing/kevin (pre-relationship, theyre around 14) 1.2k, fluffy. channing helps kevin pick out a name.
jack goes to kindergarten by cowboydeanwinchester: outsider pov, background destiel, 2k. jack goes to kindergarten and the teacher meets his family.
veil by evol_love: harry/ed (ghostfacers), 8k. ed and harry both attend the deancas roadhouse wedding.
you care about what i eat. that’s what a husband does. you cook for me even when i don’t ask. that’s what a husband does. when i pass out you comb my hair so there’s no knots in it. that’s what a husband does. by goodbyechunkylemonmilk: midam, 6k. michael and adam get married at dennys. this one is really cute one of my absolute favorites.
white summer by mrbluesky: 5k, dean and claire are both trans and come out to eachother.
you have to break a few eggs by archangelgabriel: midam, 9k, au. adam works at a diner and michael keeps coming in at 1 am.
like a crown on a thorn by lusilly: samruby, 1.2k. character/relationship study, very good i really like this one.
we said something dumb, see by peterspajamas: annamary, 1.5k. anna and mary meet in a bar. excellent fic highly recommend, got me into annamary.
im gonna wrap this up here since its kinda long, if youve made it this far then i will do a bit of self promo and rec my own fics lolz (buzzcut season - dreamhunter fluff + please dont leave me - dean and claire bond) i hope you enjoy these!! if i think of any more ill rb this and add them on :]
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dabihawks hogwarts au bc im fucking tired of the same old canon angsty “romeo and juliet” “enemies to friends to lovers” bullshit theres too much angst and way too less cliché happy endings and I wanted a harry potter au
well first off houses
for dabi I had this whole plot idea
that his whole family has been in gryffindor
and that endeav*r would fucking murder him if he got in slytherin bc
“those snakes are evil touya”
so of course he tries his fucking level best
to not get in gryffindor
despite having some of the characteristics
he is brave
but hes a rebellious idiot in the opposite situation as sirius black
so hes determined to get in slytherin if its the last thing he does
he fukcing. okay.
okay so he puts on the sorting hat.
and immediately the hats like:
“ah mister todo-”
“slytherinslytherinslytherinslytherinslyth-”
“wh-”
“PLEASE”
this goes on with him not letting the hat talk for like five minutes
(but his fire is blue
so I rly wanted him to be in ravenclaw
it mATCHES CMON)
the hat decides on ravenclaw
bc he just doesn't have the cunning and ambition it takes to be a slytherin i mean cmon his life goal is to destroy his dad and in canon he literally joined the league of villains to do it
wow so cunning
plus he looks good in blue
and so he gets in ravenclaw
hes annoyed but
“it’ll do I guess”
it’d make rei happy
hawks however gets into gryffindor the second he puts on the hat
and his reaction is
‘nice’
they met on the train
dabi was sitting in his own compartment when a kid with the prettiest goddamn eyes hes ever seen in his admittedly short life steps inside
‘hi can I stay here”
“hi can you stay forever”
‘what’
“nothing”
hawks is a neglected muggleborn who was using his magic discreetly to save people in his sketchy neighborhood
then the ministry found him and the aurors were pissed off that a muggleborn kid was better at saving people than them
so they took him in and the rest is history
dabi is a pureblood who hates his shitty abusive dad and loves his mom and siblings
and is determined to rebel as much as he can to piss off that dick
they’re best friends immediately
dabi likes magical history
bc the teacher doesnt notice anything so he can slack off and hes good at studying on his own so he passes
so he can catch some sleep in those classes
hawks likes charms bc hes good at it
he makes puns about how “charming he is”
dabi pretends he finds it annoying
(he doesn’t)
(bc he knows its true)
and his favorite spell is wingardium leviosa
like its his go to
to the point that dabi doesn't even notice when things just float by him
until one day its him thats floating
and he just gives hawks a deadpan look
“seriously”
‘in my defence you weren't paying attention to me’
but they both love defence and potions
bc those are the only classes gryffindor and ravenclaw have together
they sit together and fuck around
to the point that the teachers get pissed and kick them out
which just makes them run to the grounds and sit near to the black lake
they have a tree thats like their spot
its a common sight to see dabi lying with his head on hawks lap
while hawks is leaning against the tree smiling fondly at him with his hands threaded through dabi’s hair
they start dating in fifth year
or more like dabi stutters his way through asking him out
“hey d-dyou wanna go to hogsmede w’me”
‘we?? always go together so yeah ?? and its not like i’d go alone??? cmon thats just sad who goes to hogsmede alone smh”
“n-nonono I mean. like. on a (incomprehensible mumbling)”
‘what are u saying u moron I literally cannot hear you”
“(inhale) GO ON A DATE WITH ME”
‘yeah ok”
hawks was totally freaking out on the inside and he was blushing faintly too but dabi didnt notice bc
dabi was so confused and hes like explaining “on a date-date. like I like you. like i wanna be boyfriends date”
‘yea I know I said yes’
“haah??”
hawks confesses later than day that hes liked dabi since second year
“ha, well, I got you beat there buddy ive been in love with you since we met on the train”
‘what’
“oh shit gtg’
dabi dyes his hair in 4th year
hes like “well if I have a little town with a drugstore near my school I gotta take advantage dont I”
hawks’ only response is ‘go with black’
and when he gets piercings over the summer thats the limit
hawks cant handle it
hes dying dabi looks so gooddd
he hangs out with miruko more just to rant about how hot dabi is
‘I CANNOT HANDLE THIS HE WAS SAYING THE OTHER DAY THAT HE WANTS TATTOOS I WOULD ACTUALLY DIE’
(miruko tells dabi one day in the future about all of hawk’s bs
theyre in the three broomsticks
dabis wisely drinking butterbeer
hawks took like ten shots of firewhisky and went out like a light
he just leant on dabi’s shoulder and thats where he stayed, snoring, for the next half hour before dabi takes him home
miruko “yknow hes so in love with you he used to complain about how pretty u are”
dabi “wait back up he likes me???”
*softly but with feeling* ‘what the literal fuck dabi’
“HAWKS LIKES ME???”
dabi shakes hawks awake wildly
“hawks wake up do you like me???” “babe we’re literally married’)
and they live happily ever after and nothing bad happens ever ty for coming to my tedtalk
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