Holy shit??
Don't stop talking about the Palestinian genocide. IT'S WORKING.
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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"Sir, she didn't feel any better after a We Stay Silly"
"What about a Fuck it, We Ball? Did we try that?"
"Ineffective, sir. We even launched an It Is What It Is, but nothing seems to be working"
"My god... It's worse than we thought"
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whatever I'll post my addendum to it anyway
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
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