Rhett & Link Present: The Mythical Cookbook

March 11th 2024

#I hope they feel like Italian today

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

The internet on 16/11/2023:

Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:

local old man finally gets new clothes

What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.

magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.

because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!

needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture

so that family photo, eh

i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed

trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

what if his suit WASN'T shrink wrapped

CHAOS?

Zendaya at the premiere of 'Dune: Part Two' (2024) wearing Thierry Mugler A/W 1995 Robot Suit