adventuregameprotagonist
Adventure Game Protagonist
I can't pick that up.
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it should be illegal for a game to still be $60 after being out for 4 years
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Ah, unfortunately, this means that you've soft-locked yourself into a no win scenario in your game. When your limbs keep falling off, it means that you didn't buy and drink the anti-wizard potion back in the mysterious apothecary, and now you don't have stable hands to actually pick up and buy the potion. Yes, we know we didn't indicate that this potion was important to the player at any point, but we expect them to just know, anyways. We recommend restarting your game and buying the potion as soon as possible, to avoid this scenario!
Thank you for calling the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline. You have been charged: $1.25
This is the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline, how can we help you?
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Have you spoken to Chuck yet? He will tell you that he saw someone snooping around the break room refrigerator earlier that day. You need to "open" the refrigerator door, then "push" the ketchup to the side to reveal your sandwich hidden behind it.
Thank you for calling the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline. You have been charged: $0.75
This is the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline, how can we help you?
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This is the Sierra 24-Hour Hint Hotline, how can we help you?
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oh fuck shit he's coming towards me really fast
>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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I'm in the HALLWAY in my house. There are stairs that go down to the first floor and the basement.
CRASH! BANG!
What was that noise?
>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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It's part of the manuscript for my new book. "It was a dark and stormy night..." That's about as far as I got before I realized I had no idea what to write.
>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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I'm standing in my home office. There's an ANTIQUE OAK DESK with my cool ROTARY PHONE on top of it. On the desk, there's a TYPEWRITER with a half-typed PIECE OF PAPER in it, and a NOTEPAD. BOOKSHELVES are lined against the wall, and NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS have been framed and hung up. Looking out the WINDOW, it's raining outside.
I should grab my NOTEPAD before I leave. That way, I can write down all the important things that happen during my adventure.
. . . . . .
Huh. He's not picking up. The store should be open right now. Wonder if he's okay?
>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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Weird Ed's Electronics and Pet Supplies. Hamsters, microwaves, and more. I bought my cool rotary phone from this place!
>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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Hello? Who is this?
.....Huh. They hung up.
That doesn't sound good. I better help this person! But where do I even start?
INVENTORY
Piece of Lint
Business Card
>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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>RIIIING.... RIIIING..... The rotary phone hooked up to the wall shudders with an incoming call.
Huh. Wasn't expecting a call today. I wonder who it is?
> Use phone
Hello!
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trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"
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Bro did you smoke my point-n-click weed?
Me: "It's locked tight. I can't do that right now."
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Her: You must be a point-and-click protagonist if you think we're having sex
Me: This sounds like some sort of clue...
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