“TK: Dad, thanks for doing this.
Owen: (hugs him) TK…, thank you.
TK: For what?
Owen: I wouldn’t know where to begin”.
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A: I got a letter propositioning me for a fight from your “evil ex”?
B: Oh god that.
B: Yeah…all my exes are gonna….come fight you…
A:
A: …What?
B: Okay, so, there used to be this Earth comic that was pretty popular back in my day, you know, before the “frozen for centuries thing”?
B: And it was about this guy who has to defeat this girl’s 7 evil exes in order to date her, and I showed it to my last ex because I made a reference to it and wanted him to understand it
B: And it turned out, despite not being Human, and it being so outdated, that he loved it! Or, well, the concept of it anyways, about getting to state your “traumatic” breakup and then fighting your partner’s new date and being in a club with other exes
B: Anyways, he liked it so much, he broke up with me on the spot. Just so that he could officially be my ex. Then he somehow found any previous exes that I’ve dated since waking up in the future to make that club
B: They all really liked that idea and have been waiting for this day, and I think even making up backstories from what I’ve heard so take anything they say with a grain of salt, it’s like…wrestling with a ton of extra steps
B: But yeah, they’re all really looking forward to this, so….sorry.
A:
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screen caps i honest to sarek did not think were real in star trek until i saw them, pt 2:
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"I am a universe. All things encompassing, all life embracing."
"I am anti-life. The beast of judgement. The dark at the end of everything. What will you be then, Dream Lord? What can survive the anti-life?"
"I.. am.. hope. What is it that kills hope?"
-The Sandman ep 4
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