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im-overstimulated-and-im-sad · 9 months

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“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.

Carlos: He stopped for a beer?

TK: Yes.

Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.

TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.

Carlos: And had a beer.

TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.

Carlos: Hey, TK?

TK: Yeah?

Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.

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incorrect-911ls-quotes · 2 years

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T.K.: Marriage of convenience is a great trope, but what about marriage on inconvenience? We're getting married to spite everyone, we're gonna be a menace.

Carlos: We have decided to become the grossest married couple this side of the Mississippi.

Nancy, Mateo, Paul, Marjan, Grace, Judd, Tommy, Owen, Evie, Izzy and Charlie: You're already like that!

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throwingselfoutwindow · 14 days

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TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-

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babygirl-diaz · 10 months

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Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

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iamharryhale · 6 months

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*Eddie and Buck being arrested in Austin*

Carlos: What’re your names?

Eddie: Don’t tell him Buck.

Carlos, writing down: Buck.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Buck: Good job, Eddie.

Carlos: Buck and Eddie.

Buck: Fuck.

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91-1lover · 11 months

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Buck: I'm sorry you got involved

Eddie: Hey there. You're hurt, I'm hurt. You're happy, I'm happy. You jump of the bridge, I'm taking boat to save your stupid ass

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padfoot0216 · 1 year

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(Carlos and Eddie walking into a room after leaving Buck and TK alone for 10 minutes.)

Buck - I know this looks bad-

Eddie - WHY IS THE TABLE STUCK TO THE CEILING!?!

Carlos - How is that even possible?

Buck - In my defense I was left unsupervised.

Eddie - You we’re with TK

TK - I was also left unsupervised.

Carlos, shaking his head - Yeah that makes sense.

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: Master, look! *holds up a half grown nexu who looks bored and a little annoyed* He’s so sweet!

Qui-Gon: *knowing damn well that lil asshole just mauled three guards who got too friendly with it but he’s on the nexu’s side cause they pissin him off* You know what? I think the castle guards want to pet him. You should let them.

Obi-Wan: *oblivious to the part he’s about to play in mayhem* Okay! *runs off with his annoyed jungle cat*

Mace: Yeah, see, this is why the council keeps censuring you, Jinn.

Qui-Gon: Yeah but at least I get shit done.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 7 days

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Buck(talking to Carlos and TK over Zoom):...I've been working out a little more to impress Tommy. I'm trying to get like this [shows a cover photo on MEN'S HEALTH]...Check out those abs, aren't they fabulous? TK(under his breath, to Carlos): Was that...? Carlos: I think it was! TK: Baby's first "fabulous"!!!!

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actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle · 1 year

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