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edenfire · 10 months

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Shuake Week- Day 1- Bathhouse

rank 6 my beloved💘 why don't you go take your rival to the local bathhouse and listen to him dump about his trauma and then makeout

bonus under the cut;

damn these bitches gay

good for them good for them

#shuakeweek2023 #shuake #persona 5 #goro akechi #akira kurusu #lol i just keep thinking about goro and akira going to the bathhouse #and having these dramatic heart to hearts #and that old man is literally right there lmao #also this is why morgana doesnt join them on their social link dates #third wheel #poor mona lmao #♡♡♡♡♡♡♡#shitty #(< that's my art tag)

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chrollohearttags · 4 months

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I literally never had an issue or felt insecure abt my sexuality until I start interacting with heteronormative, allo ppl lmao. one convo and I’m ready to off myself.

#cherry chats 🍒#rant in tags #like how am I supppsed to respond lmao #and please don’t get me started on the infantilization #‘you poor baby you just haven’t found the right person yet 🥺’ please go to hell lmao #and I’m so serious #it’s so frustrating bc you’re literally happy and then the world around you makes you feel like ur broken bc you don’t live like them #‘ur still a virgin? that’s so cute 🥺’ I literally wasn’t comfortable being around a man alone until 2 yrs ago and couldn’t tell anybody why #lmao get the fuck out my face #and I shouldn’t have to disclose trauma to justify something I’ve felt since I was old enough to understand relationships #cw discourse #cw sa implied #cw acephobia #cw arophobia #i’m sorry yall #I’m just in a spicy mood tonight #one of my old friends hmu just to talk about her man and I wanna claw my eyes out #this is why I’ve been ghost from social media for 6 mos

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anotherpapercut · 10 months

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if you think there should be an upper age limit for holding office your politics are based on finding the right people to discriminate against and you're annoying. there are other far better ways to determine if a person is competent enough to hold office

#lowkey weird as fuck how y'all are super cool discriminating against disabled people as long as theyre old #the mitch mcconnell thing is making people stupid. first of all that man was absolutely having a seizure or TIA or something #i mean fuck him and if he dies thats a ok with me but first of all thats kind of scary no matter who it is #and 2nd of all its absolutely not exclusive to old people #old people are also like human people with needs and interests to protect. less diversity is literally never the solution #what we need is more people of ALL ages not just no old people whatsoever lmao what the fuck is wrong with you people #youve seriously never met a mentally competent person over age 75?? i knew a guy who died at 94 #and couldve handle the presidency up until like age 92. dude was sharper than most 25 year olds #conversely i know 27 year olds who are less mentally and physically competent than mitch mcconnell :/#to be clear tho i also think 18-35 year olds should be able to be president because fuck it am i right

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jellyjamheadobb · 1 day

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Fucking listen to this. My friends and I. We playin Two Truths And A Lie. This was my fucking thrn

1 ”imagine being attracted to an old man twice/three times your age. Couldn’t be me”

2 “Imagine having been hit by a car twice in one week and being completely fine. Couldn’t be me”

3 “Imagine losing your virginity to a friend and then (casually) never talking about it. Couldn’t be me”

literally all four of my friends bro

friend 1: “1. You look like you’d fuck an old man”

friend 2: “yeah, 1”

friend 3 + 4: “old man fucker”

friend 2: “didn’t you say in 10th grade how you’d go down on our Economy teacher?”

they didn’t even fucking flinch. I got shot with a double barrel gun and then thrown in the pool of fire by them. Inconsolable. Fucking destroyed. I am. losing my shit. Sticks and stones can break my bones but fuck. Those words hurt me more.

#I fucking hate them /j #i mean #They were right #BUT THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT #sobbing #I canttttt #We just finished innout rn and we’re gonna watch the planet of the apes movie at 8:30 so to pass the time we were playing two truths-#and a lie #we usually start our sentences for it with “imagine ___” and end it with “couldn’t be me”#but this was so fucking funny I had to talk about it #Literally only two of them even knew about me getting hit #Well I guess clipped technically. Does that count as being hit? Idk #Once was my fault fs but the other I was at a fuckin crossing street so 🤷#But anyway #they barely even bothered to think #I’m dying #help 😭#they know I’d fuck an old man and I’m dead #rey rambles #meme #memes #lmao #lol #dumb shit #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #best memes #I don’t even want to finish the rest of the meme tags #Anyway we’re gonna watch the movie in like 10 minutes now

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the-kipsabian · 7 months

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good morning

i might have said things about this last night, and i still think.. thoughts, but lets just. okay

just look at this absolutely fucking superstar and tell me why the fuck he is so seriously underutilized and under appreciated (some might even say.. underrated) when he looks like THIS

the ridiculous sleeves aside, you know. hes hot. he fucking knows it. nobody else has a look like this and he will fucking weaponize it

so wwwhhyyyy

#like. show me someone else who does it like him. like this. and manages to look GOOD #also god hes just. the body type like. i just woke up and im already struggling with my brain #just. just look at him. i'd like an explanation why he isnt doing anything relevant on my tv #im glad hes there at least rn cause fuck man but also. yeah #tk throwing away money on old predators when kip sabian is literally right there and already getting paid ough #anyways good morning someone hold me i need coffee #kip sabian #i might as well tag it just suffer with me before rampage lmao #my beloved #kip in a box #wrestling

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maddy-ferguson · 13 days

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you can't even say leftist white people need to go fuck themselves without someone mansplaining racist voters to you anymore

#just had this happen to me on twitter. what's crazy is i don't even think the guy meant anything by it he's just annoying as hell like do #you think i dont know that poor people vote for them in part because they think the left betrayed them (in 65 years we've had TWO socialist #presidents for a total of...19 years and yes objectively they betrayed the people who voted for them. the last one from 2012 to 2017 had #EVERYTHING the two chambers the regions the cities literally the majority of everything was left-wing and the only good thing that happened #was: gay marriage but not after 10 months of debate where homophobia was rampant. macron was literally his minister of economics. like #awful awful man. anyway) what's very annoying and frankly condescending (to poor people voting for the far-right) is that they also do it #because they're RACIST and xenophobic like respect them enough to acknowledge that it's not an innocent silly mistake the woman that #prompted the tweet that prompted my tweet is 60 years old! she's an adult! she's lived a life! she knows racism is supposed to be bad!#like i'm very sorry that i don't think being poor is a good reason to hate immigrants muslims and people of color and to think we're great #replacing you by literally just being here #(did you know that the great replacement theory comes from the french far right...pas mal non c'est français)#there's something VERY sinister about only thinking about everything with a socioeconomic lens like just because they're poor doesn't mean #they can't be our political enemies lmao #and like i say: brf slt

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magentagalaxies · 19 days

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i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

#again i do not have enough performance experiences to make any definitive claims about who ''aubery's audience'' is #but i find it funny that any time i show my aubrey material one-on-one to a queer gen z person #they're always like ''i love it but straight people will definitely hate it or not get it''#and i get the inclination to be like. ''i like this thing so people like me will like this thing''#and cishet society seems so polarized w/r/t queer topics it's like. the assumption makes sense #however. whenever i've done an aubrey performance in front of an audience that's predominantly queer and gen z #i've actually received a primarily negative response!! and somehow straight people have never given me shit for my aubrey material #(''well straight allys don't count'' i told some of my aubrey jokes to a joe rogan dudebro and he enjoyed them)#(which yeah maybe could be a mark against my comedy but i like to think i opened his mind a bit at the very least)#i really want to test my aubrey monologues in front of a primarily gen x/boomer audience #bc so far i only have actual performance experience in front of gen z or millennials #and the older people i've told jokes to individually or shown videos of my stuff have really liked it #luckily paul has said a goal for when i'm in town this summer is to get me to perform my aubrey stuff in as many different places as possib #for both queer audiences and non-queer audiences so i can gauge reactions since i don't want to be confined to one demographic #so i'll get a lot of data points this summer #@ paul get me a performing slot at senior citizen pride lmao these are my people #(shoutout to paul going ''jess stop collecting the old homos!'' last time i was in town)#(and when i imitated him and was like ''old gay men are not your pokemon!'' bellini was like ''ok but they may be your audience'')#also one data point i really want to see the variation on is how my one specific joke plays in these different demographics #bc i have a joke that like. it's literally not even about AIDS and doesn't punch down at all #i literally say ''if you're gay and over the age of 50 you could violate the geneva convention and i'd still be like support our troops''#like obviously being like ''you have been through hell so i will let you get away with literal war crimes you deserve ultimate immunity''#BUT. in the line right before the quote i use the phrase ''AIDS generation'' not as a derogatory term but being like.#this horrible thing impacted the entire generation y'know? and bellini and scott and their friends call themselves that it's just the term #but when i said the phrase ''AIDS generation'' in front of my gen z audience i heard gasps and felt like they all hated me #and when i did the same line in front of millennials it wasn't quite as striking but their eyes did widen #like i was suddenly an ''edgy comedian''. but like this is a part of our history and it does inform the story i'm telling #the story i'm telling is comedic but it's grounded in this real world context #and i'm like. @ the audience who was offended: when was the last time any of y'all spoke to a gay man over the age of 50 #bc bellini loves that section of the monologue and was offended that people would even take offense to that phrase

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jrueships · 3 months

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amazing options so far

#i think ill make them today and post tomorrow cus it's late and i just came back from a scary driving moment #it wasnt rlly scary i just hate parking and there were literally no spots available #i never park with a sense of comfort #there is always fear within me #i can park turning right just fine but turning left near my driving side is so.. scary to me #I HATE REVERSING OUT TOO. I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IS STARING AND POINTING AND LAUGHING AT ME !!!!#anyways whoever did the old people have my heart forever #i love old man yaoi #I LOVE HOW JABA HAS BEEN COINED !! i love calling him my little jaba <3 SPREAD THE LOVE !!!!!!!#ant and josh.. the two thick handsome sex kings...#literally. i can see it..#my nose is bleeding <3 #LMAO

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pussy-ache · 9 months

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thinking about how my sister just got engaged at 27 to her first boyfriend ever and i just don’t have a good feeling about it

#i mean i’m not talking to her right now lmao. i did not even say congrats #but i’m still her older sister and i don’t believe she really has experienced enough of the world and of love itself to be tied down #at least in that way — technically speaking she’s already ‘’tied down’’ being in a long term committed relationship #but like. i know she thinks my mom had us when she was ‘’too old’’#my mom had me at 35 and my sister at 38 #my sister criticizes my mother for that and has made comments throughout the years about how her friends mothers are all so much younger #meanwhile my mother lived an EXPANSIVE life in hers 20s and early 30s #she went out outward bound trips with hippy dippy granola eating fucks and camped out for months on end #she jumped out of planes and paraglided and rode motorcycles #she was a huge pothead and spent so much time at the beach studying tide pools and looking for horseshoe crabs #she even metal detected after storms to see if she could find unique lost beautiful jewelery and other items that were lost at sea #she was a PERSON and without those experiences would NOT have been our mother #i’ve explained this to my sister dozens of times over — your opinion of our moms age is based upon you not seeing her as a PERSON w/ a LIFE #and she does not care. she still believes my mom was ‘’too old’’ which is a ridiculous argument because having kids in your 30s is NOT. OLD #like even outside of my opinion of our moms life. my sister is literally just wrong across the board because 30s is NORMAL #she frustrates me to no end because our ‘’differences of opinion’’ are actually REALLY big differences like. stop dehumanizing our mom….?#so truly. honestly. this is just a big push to ‘’not end up like’’ our mom so she’s getting married earlier and will have kids earlier #now in my own right i don’t want to ‘’end up like’’ my mom either — ie in a marriage that is unfulfilling with a man who bosses her around #but the difference between her opinion of ‘’not ending up’’ like her is she blame MOM for everything #meanwhile in MY example i blame my father for being a piece of shit to our mother and vowed i would never be in that situation myself period #but that’s not putting blame on my mother. that’s me seeing my mother as a VICTIM of injustice and misogyny #meanwhile my sister just sees my moms decisions as a ‘’problem’’ to be ‘’fixed’’#meanwhile i am consistently reminding myself that while my mother loves her children very much…#she inherently had to LOSE herself in order to have us and fashion a new version of herself - the ‘’mom’’ version to replace her real self #my sister doesn’t care to talk to our mom about the intricacies that come with all of this. i do. quite often actually.#my moms rule was that she was not getting married before 30. period.#the first thing i said when my mom told me my sister was engaged was #‘’i don’t even believe someone should get married period. but especially not before 30’’#she agreed. because she TAUGHT us that! she TAUGHT us the importance of finding yourself before anything else #but my sister in her race to ‘’not be like’’ our mom is missing out on turning into a wonderful person for it?

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kaleighkarma · 8 months

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I did a public speaking thing today about rent control and I didn’t cry! Someone said they liked my speech because I mentioned how raises weren’t at inflation if you even get one so I felt better!

#talking #actually literal talking lmao #I’m proud of myself #also fuck that one land lord who charges his INLAWS #he literally said if rent was capped at inflation he would have had to kick is fucking in-laws out?!?#and fuck that other guy who said he owned *just* 2 3 stacks and couldn’t afford to do the home improvements himself because he’s old #bro that is 6 units you make enough fucking money #if you’re too old sell the apartments fucking god damn #fuck landlords #all my homies HATE landlords #anyways it’s important to go to your local council and talk because then they know what the people want #and you can’t let the scumlords win #vomiting over the one guy who said I’m one of the good ones #no sir you took a human right away from people and sell it back at a higher price #he fought a woman who said the boiler should not be on the renter that’s why they rent #and he said that was not true #shout out to her though she tore than man a new asshole #she said if housing is an investment then you should be able to fail like any other free market #she really said fuck you in the most insanely polite way I love her #anyways I didn’t cry #I’m proud of me #if you made it this far I’m giving you a smooch on the forehead

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bunnyb34r · 1 year

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Outlasted another manager 💅 lmao

#it would be really funny is BaldBastard 'quit' on the anniversary of our old store manager 'quitting' dhfhfhhfhfhf like please god please #we literally threw a party when he left SGGDGDGDVD it was so peaceful that few months without any store manager 😭#marquilla #anyway it was the manager who was the replacement for FamilyFriend Manager and she was soooo annoying shdhdhd #this will be the 4th? manager that has quit since BaldBastard has taken over sggdgdd #it was CuteButAntiMasker then the lady who was SURE she was getting the store manager job that she basically just took over the job #while they were in limbo (they didnt even offer it to her lmao) then FamilyFriend Manager and now her #so 5 if you include the store manager that ive outlasted and it's my one year workaversary 🎉#whats funny is that my current manager literally reapplied for another army contract just to avoid having to be in the store as much gdggd #imagine being that hated by your employees that theyd rather risk dying than work with you #and hes the favorite too! he hates BaldBastard so much but it's sooo not mutual lmao B.B. is like 🥰 thats my right hand man and hes like #for the love of god i will PAY you to put me in active service PLEASE #work talk

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leofrith · 1 year

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thinking about din djarin tonight :(

#thinking about the better post-s2 fic that only exists as an unfinished husk of a wip on my hard drive #that was basically going to be just a continuation into s3 where din abandons his armor in an effort to redeem himself #and earn the right to wear it again #while also generally being self destructive and slipping into old habits because he misses his son #the one that i had to take a break from because it was so sad it was genuinely making my mental health worse lmao #and now it's almost certainly never going to be finished because tbobf literally just undid everything that finale did #and also i just don't care i don't care i don't care i don't #anyway i sure do wish this man was in a better show!!!#ky posts text

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deus-ex-mona · 9 months

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it started as a simple song-inspired fic, how did it end up like this

#aka i finally remembered why i don’t write fics anymore: the musical #man i just had a really weird day. first i woke up from this messed up dream #in which i filled a half-full bottle of perfume with water and then sprayed said concoction into my mouth when i got thirsty #i remember that the perfume-water tasted fragrant though. like the taste spreads through your entire mouth and around your airways #and then i cleaned my room in a ‘my mind says no but my body says yes’ kinda thing. sadge #i wanted to sleep my holiday away mans…. :((((((( what a waste #oh right the song that inspired this fic was one of my favourite songs from my childhood. and it’s 20 years old this year i think…#though. even though it’s 20 years old. there is somehow???? no proper english tl of it??? like???? lol?????#there are only semi-accurate machine tls s o b s the song deserves better fr #the cg animation in the song’s mv did n o t age well though lmao. still love it though~~~~#then again. the only reason why it even inspired this fic is bc i misheard the chorus as ‘aizo aizo’ after looping it one too many times #i hate my life i hate everything how did it come to t h i s #i want my holiday back. i shouldn’t have wasted it cleaning my room of all things. sadge…#it is suiyoubi my dudes #added to my personal cringefic compilation #g od how am i still able to find that tag when i have to type out literally every other compilation tag hello??? tagging system??? you ok???

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weak-aesthetic · 1 year

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halfricanloveyou · 1 year

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white right wing men be stupid as fuck online. “why won’t you debate me? why did you leave our discussion?”

babe, i’m making fun of you. your opinions are so stupid they’re funny and i’m laughing at you. your only rebuttal is to insult me based on things you made up about me. it’s like you’re a little toddler on the playground. you get so mad so easy and that’s funny to me. i’m not trying to listen to what you have to say i’m here to laugh at it.

the fact that they don’t understand that is so funny to me. and then when you leave they’re just like “where’d you go??” lmao i’m playing peek a boo with you. you buffoon.

#literally it never gets old #they get so BIG MAD and say even dumber shit #and outright lie about what you said to them as if what you said wasn’t right there in plain english text #and they leap to the WILDEST assumptions #rn i said ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and soda is not a luxury item’#but now i’m a hopeless soda addicted monster who lives off their parents money with no job #yeah like soda addiction is fucking heroin or something lmao #also i rarely even drink the shit but it’s fucking so funny they made up this whole backstory for me #it’s like we’re playing pretend on the playground #okay i’ll be the monster this time! oooo scary #right wing men really are so so so sooooo stupid #one of them was like ‘i’m a black man that lives in africa’ and has libertarian in his url #bestie #that’s an american political party #one of the really stupid ones that can’t ever actually have any say in government local or national #because of their insistence on only voting for a third party candidate that has no hope of winning #lmao

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maddy-ferguson · 1 month

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"Quick test tho, replace girlfriend with boyfriend and see if ur still bothered by it." me when i'm 7 and have yet to realize that men and women have a very different place in the social hierarchy because we live in a society

#joke 7-year-olds have already realized this because they're smarter than the person i'm quoting #and because they're boys and girls themselves and are treated differently based on that from the moment they're born lmao #i was reading a book the other day (last month) where boys were already doing the weaponized incompetence thing and girls already cleaned #up after them automatically without being asked BEFORE THE AGE OF 5 like it's bad for us (it was like a sociological study)#and literally the weaponized incompetence thing makes sense it's normal/smart to try to get out of doing something you don't wanna do like #chores and stuff but it's the fact that girls internalize that they have to be the ones who stop doing what they're doing to clean up after #boys/men AS CHILDREN and then keep doing that for the rest of their lives. i'll kill myself #i was raised with just my sister and my mom and my sister is the man of the house in the sense that i'll ask her to do things a certain #way a thousand times because it's better for everyone and she'll always be like yeah you're right and then never do it. and i'm always like #if i actually had to go through that with a partner...and with male partners statistically i probably would #when women make posts like oh look what my boyfriend/husband bought vs what i asked for haha he's so silly...KILL HIM #anyway. my point was you internalize it early enough to realize some of it is off as a kid. so why would you say there's nothing wrong with #saying something about women if the same thing being said about men doesn't offend you #like are you stupid #and like i say: brf slt

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