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halfricanloveyou · 1 year

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white right wing men be stupid as fuck online. “why won’t you debate me? why did you leave our discussion?”

babe, i’m making fun of you. your opinions are so stupid they’re funny and i’m laughing at you. your only rebuttal is to insult me based on things you made up about me. it’s like you’re a little toddler on the playground. you get so mad so easy and that’s funny to me. i’m not trying to listen to what you have to say i’m here to laugh at it.

the fact that they don’t understand that is so funny to me. and then when you leave they’re just like “where’d you go??” lmao i’m playing peek a boo with you. you buffoon.

#literally it never gets old #they get so BIG MAD and say even dumber shit #and outright lie about what you said to them as if what you said wasn’t right there in plain english text #and they leap to the WILDEST assumptions #rn i said ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and soda is not a luxury item’#but now i’m a hopeless soda addicted monster who lives off their parents money with no job #yeah like soda addiction is fucking heroin or something lmao #also i rarely even drink the shit but it’s fucking so funny they made up this whole backstory for me #it’s like we’re playing pretend on the playground #okay i’ll be the monster this time! oooo scary #right wing men really are so so so sooooo stupid #one of them was like ‘i’m a black man that lives in africa’ and has libertarian in his url #bestie #that’s an american political party #one of the really stupid ones that can’t ever actually have any say in government local or national #because of their insistence on only voting for a third party candidate that has no hope of winning #lmao

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