All I wanted from Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness, was a scene where character played by Bruce Campbell, gets comically and violently pummeled for absolutely no good reason.. Preferably in the “why are you hitting yourself” way, that he excels in so much... 

And thats exactly what I got 10/10 

You should get both Alvar! Double the music, double the talent!

C: Would you like both?

A: I mean... I do, but-

J: Great. Let’s buy them.

The instruments were bought, and Cole got a phone call. He answered it.

C: Hello?

K: Hello, Sssssnugglesssss.

C: Hey, we just bought some instruments for Alvar to try out.

K: Nice! Have you guysssss gone for clothesssss yet?

C: No, not yet.

K: Okay good. Can you put me on FaceTime?

C: Yeah.

Cole put up FaceTime and everyone looked at the screen.

Z: Hello, Kai.

K: Hey, you all going ssssshoppibg for clothesssss now?

Z: We can now, why do you ask?

K: No offenssssse, but all of your guysssss tassssste in fassssshion kind of sssssuck.

J: Ouch. Harsh.

K: Who had to pick out our date outfitsssss every sssssingle date we’ve been on?

C: Okay, fair.

Another Top 5 Favorite Sanders Sides Videos (5/5)

In honor of the one-year anniversary of me watching Sanders Sides for the first time and becoming a Fander, I’ve decided to count down ANOTHER Top 5 Favorite Sanders Sides videos! If you didn’t see a video you think I should have discussed, be sure to check out the first list!

#1, the top video in this list, is... “Selfishness v. Selflessness” 

(Just a note, I probably would’ve considered “Healthy Distractions”, but this list is made for videos from the main series, and also considering there’s only one Asides video as of May 2020)

GENERAL THOUGHTS

This video was going to be on the original list, but “Embarrassing Phases” edged it out by a hair. So, this second list was an opportunity to bring this one in a Top 5, and “Putting Others First”, which proceeds this video, helped part 1 of SvS take the top spot!

I remember that this was the last video I saw before being all caught with the series. I can’t recall how long it took me to get through the series the first time before “Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts” dropped. This video was just fun to watch, and at the time, I wasn’t aware that there was going to be a follow-up to it. I was “Team Wedding” the whole way through, but that was before I knew about the whole mental health situation. I know that this one is a Fander favorite, and this video is one of my favorites as well.

FAVORITE PARTS/LINES OF DIALOGUE (in no particular order)

Virgil before the opening. That has to be one of my favorite dual Thomas shots in the entire series to date!

“Wha-?! He...! He tampered with the evidence!” *Deceit laughs like a chaotic idiot as he backs away*

Roman unwillingly giving Deceit advice on better disguising. Still a little wary about this information intake, but it did come in handy for Part 2...

“Yeah, when I think of trustworthiness, I immediately think of someone who consistently disguises themselves like a member from Team Rocket!”

Not only do I like how “Psycho Godfather Wars” was an improvised line by Joan, but it was a huge nod to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, Francis Coppola’s The Godfather, and George Lucas’s Star Wars. Where did you guys think “Alfred Hitchcoppolucas” came from?

Deceit’s monologue when he’s at the stand is intriguing. I really want to know what he’s talking about...

“Okay, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that is so edgy and over-the-top. We’re talking about a wedding here!”

Patton doing his absolute best at being a Lawyer for Thomas.

“Deceit, standing in the spot of one of my four best friends!”

Logan raising his hand, desperately wanted to be called on like some kids in a classroom.

Deceit’s sarcastic comment about not knowing anything about words.

“Maybe Mary and Lee will understand!” “Uh, it’s actually Mary Lee and Lee.” “Not confusing at all.”

A frustrated Virgil throwing his hood over his head.

Poor Logan getting benched by Deceit, but he still provided some input during the case.

Deceit’s failed attempt to impersonate Logan.

“LIES!” That’s the dictionary definition of “falsehood”, so that’s not too far off.

“*hissing* Sssssuck up!”

Virgil’s raspberry noise when Deceit called him to the stand.

The “liar liar” shirt color test.

Roman, after pounding his gavel and freaking the daylights out of Virgil: “*in a calm voice* Go ahead, Patton.”

Patton taking “kangaroo court” as a literal thing.

“Logan, that’s a statement, right?” “Yeah, that’s a statement. I don’t know what he’s talking about.”

Patton saying “hi” to Virgil before he questions him at the witness stand.

“Oh honey, the truth hangs out in the courtroom? Ha! That’s a laugh and a half.”

Virgil’s reaction shot of Logan recalling when Thomas was informed of the wedding.

“No further questions. Smirk.” “Did he just say ‘smirk’?”

The whole scenario Patton set up for Roman when he’s at the stand.

“And now, I would like to call Thomas Sanders to the stand...ers. Nailed it.”

Patton cross-examining himself at the stand.

“Stay with me here. Say you had a stereotypical relationship between a man and a woman.” “You lost me.”

Deceit, don’t you freaking dare say something to upset my favorite stormcloud.

“Why is he still here?!” “Why am I still here?!” “I meant Deceit!” “Whose underwear is this?”

Also the callback/Deceit’s impression of Virgil from the Valentine’s Day video. One of the many reasons I love Sanders Sides is Thomas’s acting range.

“But will they punish Thomas?” *Roman? someone yells offscreen* “How old are you?”

Poor Logan being so out of the loop when Deceit called him to the witness stand.

“I would have stayed in my room if I knew Dad was gonna take us on a guilt trip.”

Butterfingers. And that endcard scene.

“Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in a cookie jar, in a cookie factory, and his pants are down, and they’re on fire.” “We get it.” *Deceit cackles like the chaotic idiot he is*

Patton encouraging Judge Roman to do his best.

Deceit trying to get everyone to focus on the philosopher part of Striner when he talks to Patton on the stand.

“The best thing for us to do is sit with a crowd of strangers, watch two people shove cake into each other’s mouths, make out, and tell each other how much they love each other, while dressed up like a butler and a princess.” “You’re darn right!”

Roman manipulating Thomas’s left arm.

“Sorry, he’s still bummed that I went back to brown hair. I said I might dye it again soon!” Regardless, I always give Virgil the purple hair in anything post-AA.

“Objection! Judges don’t object!” “Objection, neither can the jury.”

Roman laughing at Patton’s innocent question on rescheduling the callback.

“I find Thomas winning the callback-. Winning the callback? Is that how that should be phrased?”

Roman spelling his name. He’s so egotistical, but I still love him.

“I’m gonna do a handstand. That’s what I’m gonna do.” *stumbles*

Deceit losing his cool after the courtroom scenario has ended.

“Attack the pinata?” “I believe he’s suggesting that you beat up someone and rob their unconscious body, right?” “... NO!!!!”

Patton’s Max Stirner pun, and Virgil’s reaction shot.

“Okay, so we kiss now, or...?”

Thomas turning to Roman for a nickname for Deceit.

“Glad he didn’t leave it at Dr. Trickle...”

Patton accidentally hurting his hands.

“I don’t feel anything.” Logan, you liar. You do feel emotions.

Virgil interrupting Deceit’s introduction.

“Well, your face ruined my day! So, we’ll call it even.”

Deceit’s multiple arms! Uh... that’s a bit freaky but cool at the same time.

“So, Deceit... If that is your real name.” “It is.” I freaking knew he lied about that!

“He just said he was a liar!” “I didn’t say ‘liar’, I said.... ‘lawyer’. Totally different.”

Roman scolding Deceit to stop lying.

“I’m too emotionally unstable for jury duty. Can I be excused?”

Roman breaking his gavel.

“Count five, did leave his dirty underwear all over the gosh-darn floor, like a gosh-darn animal?!”

Thomas admitting he’s a liar. This poor man, and everything else that followed in the scenario.

“Well, your Honor. What’s your sentence?” “Sentence? I don’t know, the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

The extreme close-up shot of Thomas opening his eyes and the sound of Roman pounding on his gavel.

Deceit revealing his emblem and Patton’s first response is to comment on the snake tongues.

“Do you think some logic could be employed to assist with this dilemma?” “Yes, there’s always room for me.” *coughs loudly* “Sorry, there was something in my throat there.”

The fact that Thomas was sitting on the couch with his eyes closed the entire time.

“Oh, for the love of Archimedes, I will never intentionally make a pun!”

Patton and Roman making snake puns together.

“Well, unlike our tardy teacher, I don’t have an issue for strong language.” *Patton covers his ears* “I freaking hated everything about this!”

Patton’s monologue and his exit being like he’s going down in an elevator.

The video is too long (and it’s 10pm) for me to do proper screaming abt the video but i’ll highlight my favs under the cut

i noticed “Logan’s” oddities when i saw him rise up. he looks off balance as hell. and also the tie lmao

OH AND BEFORE THAT?

VIRGIL IN THE INTRO? WHAT A SPITEFUL ICON

Deceit’s a BITCH and he’s BACK

i have to draw that motherfucker again sometime

“ok but wheres logan” is what i was thinking tbh

mary lee and lee....... they chose those names just so roman could pull that wack shit near the middle

“Mary lee and lee merrily marry” what the fuck did i just hear, Roman???

ok they should’ve put the “OBJECTION” bit from ace attorney in there at some point but thats just me

also youtube would probably copyright them somehow

BITCH IN A BOWTIE YES??

patton in a suit YES

VIRGIL HAS A LITTLE TIE WITH PATCHES OH MY GOD

roman’s robe looks fuckin ridiculous not gonna lie

i want thomas’ tie tbh

ROMAN STOP BEING MEAN TO VIRGIL

how roman that fucking malleable and manipulatible

OH i forgot to mention LOGAN IN A LONG SLEEVED SHIRT?? NICE

i can literally cosplay as logan now with an accurate shirt

“Who are these clarifications for??! Cut to the chase!” hfdkjhgkdfj i love

Patton is so fuckin smart. that bit with him questioning virgil is so good!!!!

Deceit’s speech about society fucked me up

also couldn’t Logan just.... move down to the front at least

ALSO DECEIT SOUNDED SINCERE FOR A GOOD FUCKING SECOND IS THAT JUST ME??? WHAT THE FUCK

god they can just change their positions at will. thats fucked. and idk why i think that

also deceit’s “sssssuck up” bit was both funny and hypocritical you fucking snake

logan’s description of max stirn made me laugh

also fuck max stirn

oh i forgot to mention earlier “he hates nazi’s so we’re keeping him” bit is fun

i love how the music conveys scenes and conversation

i cant believe patton has the power from anchor’s superhero fic lmaooo

deceit’s first few questions to thomas were WACK

“I plead the sixth!” and Logan encouraging him was so good

Deceit’s look when he says “I know you’re lying, Roman” fucking SHOOk me

thomas’ confession also fucked me up

deceit is a little shit oh my god hgkdfhjdfk

“the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” hgfkhgjfkhj ROMAN YOU DUMBASS

virgil is proud of roman yesss

the pinata metaphor fdkhfgkjhjk

deceit becoming like “im surrounded by idiots” gives me like

“WHOOO- okay, let me put it this way” made me cackle

the way deceit said pinata is fucking amazing

“Falsehood” SHOOK

THIS EDITING BABEY YALLLLLL

DECEIT LOGO REVEAL BABEYYY HOLY SHIT

logan and roman angst yall

also virgil telling them to let patton make his case is so good

FOR THE LOVE OF ARCHIMEDES HGDFJKHK

once again we’re reminded of the other “Dark Sides” haha oh yikes

patton is so good. i swear

“Empathy is not a blindfold” is one of the best quotes of this series to be honest

tbh i found the conclusion/moral kind of unsatisfactory but makes sense because moral dilemmas fucking SUCK and they’re grey as hell

“FOOD!”

the end card.... im just. god why. roman and logan are like siblings tbh

this might be a weird, semi controversial opinion, but like-- i wish more of the interesting/non-domestic plot based m/m prompts took in trans dudes? LIKE, i totally get why they don’t. cherubplay has fuck awful representation sometimes (most of the time), some people just don’t want to deal with the dysphoria as trans folks, some cis people dont feel entirely comfortable dealing w/ issues that might be raised w/ trans characters, etc etc. there are a lot of valid reasons! but it also just sssssucks as a trans guy who mostly plays trans guys to have difficulty finding prompts to take bc i’d personally rather play a trans dude than a cis dude.

Zeruki talking to hims younger self... I am a sucker for these things ... 😳 - askkwieon

Tw: talks of past suicide attempts

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They sat on the edge of a skyscraper in this dream. Zeruki leaned back on his hands, his feet kicking contently over the edge.

"Is this from the first time we trip-dip-tried it?" He asked the little tealblood beside him.

"... Yeppers-peppers."

"The sound we made when we hit the ground was fffffuckin' gnarly. Skchplrbrtsplshkkkk!" Zeruki grinned, gnashing his teeth.

"But we survived?"

"Yeppers-peppers!"

"How?"

"Dunno. But we've tried a lot. A few dozen, probably-bobaly. We just get up from here, black out and wakey-wakey up from a gun, get hyper from the pills- none of it fffffuckin' works."

"So... the only choice is to keep going?" The little teal asked, distraught and tearful.

Zeruki finally looked at him, at the young troll covered in bloody bandages and a tail newly christened with bells.

"I try to think of it more llllllike.... We get to keep going." Zeruki hummed, "I ain't gonna kid ya, kiddie, our life suuuuucks. It sucks and it fucks, and we don't get no aftercare or bucket for it. We're not allowed to give up and didily-die, and sometimes there's shit in our thinkpan that doesn't break-make any fucking sense. But it is what it is." He shrugged, "And at the end of the nnnnnight... I guess it isn't too bad. It could be worse."

Little Zeruki stared at him. "How can you be so calm about that?!" He cried, "We got drone-blown up!"

"And survived."

"Our lusus is dead!"

"We had a ssssspare."

"We can't leave the fucky-wucky Fleet, sssstuck forever as an engine-pigeon-eer, we have bells imbedded-deaded in our tail! We live in a duuuump!"

"We have a stable job and our hive is pretty gnarly-dope-sick. Plus we meet Tray-tray there." Zeruki said. He placed a hand between his younger selves' horns before he could keep talking. "Maaaan, I know, kay-kay? It hurts and it sucks, but ya just get tired of the hurt, don'tcha?"

He sighed, dropping his hand. "I dunno, I just think... If we can't die, mmmmmight as well live a little, yeah? Pick up a camera and tick-tack-take some pictures. Start hump-jumping off hivestems and learn to run on the walls. Fuck it, ya know? Llllearn to just say that. Fuck it."

Little Zuki blinked at him, uncertain. "... Fffffuck it." He tried at last.

"Yeah, there you go." Zeruki grinned, his tail wagging. He nodded off the edge of the hivestem. "Now let them know." He rolled over and got to his feet, before offering a hand to the other him.

Little Zeruki took his hand and got to his feet, and Zeruki took a deep breath.

"FUCKING-TRUCKING-BUCKET-FUCKING FUCK IT!" He bellowed at full volume to the city below them. "YOU WANT ME FUCKING-WUCKING DEAD?! SSSSSUCK MY FUCKING BULGE ALTERNIAAAAA!"

He cackled, then looked at his younger self. "Your turn."

His younger self let got of his hand and took a few uncertain steps forward. Zeruki watched him take a deep breath, and then another, trying and failing, before he finally stamped his feet and let it out.

"FUCK IT!"

"Yeah! KISS MY ASS!"

"KISSY-WISSY MY FUCKING ASS!"

The tealbloods looked at each other, laughed, stimmed simultaneously, and kept shouting off the edge of the building, until the younger one began to cry. Zeruki looked down at him and sighed. He knelt and pulled him into a tight hug.

"Yeah, I know. It still hurts, but it feels bbbbbetter, don't it?" He asked, bonking their helmets together.

He giggled, hiccuped, and whimpered, before he nodded. "It do." He admitted.

"Yeet. We're gonna be okie dokie, okie dokie?"

"okie dokie."

Slytherin Snakesak Lines 🐍🐍🐍

Whilst talking about what Hogwarts houses everyone would be in ISAK was unanimously agreed upon as Slytherin, which spawned the idea that he would of course use terrible snake pick up lines on Even.

Here they are, a compilation of Snakesak lines compiled for you by @evenbechnet.

“His snake would be so happy”

“Can i slytherinn to ur bed even?”

“My ssssssshhheeetss would like to see you.”

“My anaconda do want some.”

“Would you like to see my anaconda?”

“Do u wanna kno how big my…. snake is?”

“You’re a real snake charmer even ; ))))”

“Gonna plow u like an anaconda.”

“Hey Even wanna see my Python.”

“Hey I think there’s something in my pants can u help me”- “Oh it’s just a SNAKE”

(Then He pulls out an actual snake AND IT SLITHERS AWAY)

“I think my snake would like to slither somewhere warm and dark, do u kno a place?”

“If you come to my chamber of secrets there’s a basilisk I want to show ya”

“Did you hear? A snake escaped from the zoo and now it’s in my pants you gotta help me get it out Even”

“Would you like to sssssuck my sssssssnakeee?”

“Hey Even do you know what movie is better than Romeo and Juliet?” “What” “Snakes on a plane”

“What are we gonna do on the plane Isak” “Our Snakes will meet in the bathroom, The Snake High Club”

“Hey babe want to drink some of my venom?”

astricks r the ones i've said ok. btw this is like a rlly agressive @shitwesaid post ok

*Ya know what's peculiar abt me? I have superior reflexes. That's a good thing. Oh noo! My little flower got stuck under there!1! "It doesn't matter if ur standing, if this bus starts barrel rolling-" *weird noises* Can u pLEASE stOp being gAy???! Hipitty hopitty im about to do this. NOooo hipitty hopitty I'm abt to do this. YeASSSs hipitty hopitty y r u talking to me. It's very masculine to catch an Apple Hipitty hopitty whY ARE U ON OUR PROPERTY There's a ghost in Narnia Ms. Ma'am? No, that's wrong. Lemme snAtch ur wEAVE I seE u Mr. Sun. I harassed U but that's not important. *Get outa here ya fUckin idiOt. And it was just standing over my fucking bed. Watching me sleep. Wut r those hearts for? Oh it's definitely nOt an E-thot thing...! Ms. Fuckin. Netter. Bitch. Whatcha doin? *Tired. Sneaky sneaky sneaky. No. Oof. It's a car. *Got em. I DONT UNDERSTAND, WHY R U BLACK????1!?!1?!?!1!? Hold on. I just got a DM. *singing* I'm gonna get E Coli. I'm gonna get E Coli. GET OVER HERE RIGHT-- *Someone is stEaling my socks. Y do we keep switching? Y don't u shut ur mouth. I saw u harass that other one. I saw it ALL. Hi Susie, hi Zach!! I'm ZaCh. That one PokemEN GAME *excessive laughter* ITS POKEMOOONNN *smacks leg* Thighs. *spRINTS* Ohhhh! Wut? Burger King!!! No- Where is this person, I would like to VANQUISH THEM. GET OOFED. OH SHIT I JUST GOT RAPED BITCH BITCH BITCH WHAT THE FRICK THEYRE BISCUITS THEYRE CRACKERS THEYRE COOKIES *BIOLOGY PUNS R FUNNY GUYS omfg that's the nerdiest thing I have ever said wtf. Shoes r for bitches. Bitch y?? I'm your MOTHER And this cats name, is Bread. *Umm. That has been killed. By Satan. We don't eat ded apples here. Oh it's Friday we cAn be on our phones! *Anguished screaming* I think I'm ready to-FUCK *U don't have to be sexy to be emotional. *Wut the fffUCK DO U HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST BROWN THINGS And we played fUCKING KAHOOT U BETTER GET UR CHILD SELF BACK OVER HERE That's pretty broken. A ShEEP! That's a bull. *I have a giant glass bottle in my pocket. *looking @ cows* is that a...camel??? That. Was beautiful. ThIS IS OUR TREE. *looks @ a snake skin; discusted* ooh is that a turtle skin??! No. It's a snake skin. *Sssssuck it. I got u something betterrrr. Potato chips and baconnnnn. I'm not rlly an adidas guy, I try nOt to buy it. They ate it. They actually ate it. They actually put the paper in their mouth. It looked like u were snorting cocaine. Ya know wut else ain't real? *Ur mental stability. *appalled silence* It tastes like Fortnite!!! Y is that American talking. TAKE IT UR AMERICAN Martha is Gucci. MY LOCKET I just want to take my test. *Yes mAAM 'Yeas ma'am' wut tf is that. Did u find ur dad *solemn* no. *The devil is just Jesus on Opposite Day. Hold on, I'm getting inspiration. *Hipitty hoppity fuck off. *aggressively dies* I say too many random things in that class. *I love this class. I'm glad u can understand that. *T SERIES AND PEWDIEPIE HAVE BEEN FEUDING SINCE 2011????!1!?!?1!?!?! WUT THE FUCK. *God fucking dammit. Do u smELL wut the rock is cookin???? I smell victory. *Who is this cLOWN *HSU is basically that vine where he goes 'what the fuck. Is this aLLOWED??!' Like. Not gonna lie. *light laughter* *Skeet. Do u say that all the time *Yea Uh- *SKEET *Step one to tailgating. Don't do it. Bc. Ur a rookie. And u can't tailgate yet. This is how I fight. *face plants* Ur being rude. No ur being rude. *EVERYBODYS BEING NICE. Nobody's switching to chevy gUYS. The mACarana. *Hush ur mouth. *gaspppp* U SAID A BAD WORD Look at that man. we're gonna be here for soooooooooo long. *slams fist on table* I DEMAND A REFUND. *no. *well, now i'm mad. u facking idiot *hEy. that's kind of assault. *hey, that's kind of assault to children. *presses button* meEp *makeup is for dweebs *we're gonna be expelled from Europe i feel like a fleshling, a flesh bag, a bag of flesh i won by SEveral m & ms. yes, i am standing as well. watch it peck me bc i look like a snAck *looks at boat* that's a big bus. *excessive laughter* *abt to cry* someone just told me fourrrr *drops phone* oW WHAT THE FUNCTION *appalled silence* *says the pessimistic optimist. *ya know that feeling when u have too many memes on ur phone **screaming* where are all my memes @ there's some pretty thiccccc fish in this photo *imma go hide...in a trash can *hey guys guess wut i hate ppl *hey guys guess wut i hate meself i lack a banana like, u eat the whole human my eyes smell like sugar cake now i'm crying *so, ya know, that's cool *pockeeeetttssss dr pepper says--STOP DOING THAT ITS NOT GOOD FOR UR HEALTH y not just ask for nickels...on the dime some things in this world r hot. and some r cold. and some r both. the moment u realize...strawberries r not bananas *u guys r mOcking science and it's very annoying. science is numbers. lots and lots of numbers. oh wait that's math. i ate air it was pretty nice there's nothing wrong with me *drops everything* ur dumber that a fourth grader-a THIRD GRADER *i am most likely going to hate myself forever if i do anything. *i'm pRoUd to bE aN iDiOt *i need to start using my eyes. *u mustn't be rude. *mOVE oh my gOd wuts going On hEre??! *that feeling when-when ur phones @-@ only-12%...heh heh. i identify as a lima bean and i deMAND MY OWN BATHROOM team drinking. is. bad. i'M LoOkiNG aT MemES LeAvE Me aLoNe *i feel like drinking 2 cans of f•ing red bull i'm seeking refuge. *well i'm not giving u any so get out. wut if u jumped out of a plane and ur parachute didn't work? uh- i'd be alive and u would be ded. hitler is a cowboy i'll take over this whole town. KILL ALL THE COWS. stop being ded. okay, trees pee *hey guess wut i pretend i'm better than everyone to boost my self esteem *i'm an ABsolute disAster u can see for MINUTES *im allergic to bear pollen. purple strawberries. strawberries that r purple. that's like saying hitler was chinese. americans in europe *gasps* my sprAy wAtEr U BROKE MY CANNED WATER *drops into chair dramatically* i'm better than ALL of u. don't stand on statues. that's gay. then how much is a sip?????¿ *screams into water bottle* where's mom i need batteries i'm telling mom My CoNtRoLeRs ArEnT wOrKiNg *stares at wells fargo* i think i was born there. *tHATS WELLS FARGO *laughs* *THATS A BANK i identify as a baked potato. **laughs hysterically* i dunno it just came into my head. i sWEar this guy just walked in here with a cart full of buc-ees ice. how do u like ur classes yeah *hand gel bubbles r sO cool My new motto is: if you can't be ridiculously amazing, just be ridiculous this is my school bus and i'm driving this people. my watch is a banana *looks @ empty wrist* it's half past freckle! i'm not a dufus i'm an Evan. U STOLE MY PENCIL SHARPENER sHUT UP there's so much spaghetti on the floor--SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGET *ayyyeee y'all know it's meeeE y'all need to fUCKIN MOVE i can't fuckin walk *ur a disgrace. no i'm an evan david ricardo feels sexy what r u a nerd 9? ooOh thAts gonna take a minute. yee honk a doodle doo! u frickin dweeb u nub Hello *extreme uncomfortableness* *i'm rlly bad @ swallowing justice. *look @ all those DiSrAcTiOnS *at least i wasn't weird and licked them or sm *idek where that came from i evaporated butter i can evaporate butter what's UR superpower i'm t posing ur sandwich ima god. how can u hate a decade. yo imma bout to get full out naked rn. *ANOTHER FIRE that's when it started--oh my jEEZ cLAP NOISES *skeety yeety *ooh i appeared here what is that. **sneezes* woO idk wUt that was but it felt goOd. *thats surprisingly smooth for a circle. wtf.