my horoscope is actually a tumblrina dropping her latest hurt/eventual comfort fic on ao3
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conchita’s standing there like “this is the hottest thing i’ve ever seen”
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i have so much actual work to do today but I’m rewarding myself with a writing break for every hour of work I get done bc I’m in the middle of writing a morgan/garcia fwb smutty smutty slow burn fic for no reason other than the fact that I wanted to read one and if one does not exist it’s my duty to bring it into existence
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my town needs to chill tf out
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my s/o, upon seeing a picture of Kaiser, said that he always makes her think of the song “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal (and NOT because of the tattoo, just because of his vibes) and I haven’t recovered since
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whoopi goldberg’s thoughts on marriage “i dont want somebody in my house” is perhaps one of the most profound statements ever. she’s so right. i dont want somebody in my house.
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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my coworker told me to get medicated major slay today in the office
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i love clicking “notify anyway” when my bestfriend is at work just to piss her off <33
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I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.
She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.
My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.
But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.
We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!
You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.
Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.
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reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life
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