extremely good chapter chizuru really said "ive never met your boyfriend but im assuming hes like a sad dog"
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cersei's plan to protect her and her children's lives was literally just betting on the fact that her alcoholic husband with anger issues would want to kill a boar
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mahiru after bringing nagito a piece of dry toast and two half and half cups to eat as he slowly starves to death on the floor
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I'm rereading Johnny's whole soulmate arc for the fic I'm writing about it but I forgot that Sue sends Johnny to go hang out with Wyatt the minute they get back from space because it will "put an end to all this soulmates nonsense" she was like dude you don't love her like you love Wyatt Wingfoot
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( @allvalley100 — Fairy Tales, Johnny/Daniel, PG, self-indulgent sequel to my selkie!Johnny fic The Sea Wife’s Son )
A lake would be safe, they decided. You can’t swim away forever in a lake. So Daniel took Johnny fishing.
Johnny wouldn’t let Daniel watch him put on the skin. Daniel handed over the nice leather bag he’d purchased to keep it in—fuck Sid Weinberg and his shitty cardboard box—and Johnny disappeared behind a rock.
Daniel stood, breathing, willing himself not to peek. Then a splash, and suddenly there was a sleek brown head, fur shot through with gold, peeking out of the water.
Daniel gawped, crept closer. “Johnny?”
The seal drew back a flipper and splashed him.
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Daniel took the boat out. He baited his rod, but mostly he watched Johnny frolic in the water, diving deep again and again.
He didn’t catch any fish.
But Johnny did. Brought them up in his mouth and dumped them into the boat, whiskers twitching as if to say, “Pathetic, LaRusso.”
Ashore again, Daniel built a fire. Johnny emerged, hair damp and shoulders easy. “Lame. I thought you liked sashimi.”
“As if I could get you to eat a single bite of raw fish with your human mouth—”
“Saving my human mouth for this,” Johnny said, and showed him.
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Mina: Here's my and Jonathan's account of what has happened.
Mina: And here's our accounts typed out in case a man of your knowledge can't read shorthand. You know. Just in case.
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suddenly realising why my mom didn't like certain friends of mine
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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
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