Thinking about the mess with Lois almost marrying Lex Luthor at the end of season one in Lois & Clark, and how it makes sense for her character as she is in season one (her ambition and confidence as a journalist, and the endless praise she gets for that - which, in this case, turn against her and her better judgment), when you take the time to think about it and not just yell for 90 minutes straight.

adore | lady mary wimsey x charles parker

The first thing she notices is that he radiates calm, as though he is the eye of the storm and no matter how winds rage and debris flies, the chaos cannot touch him. The second thing she notices, though it will be some time before she realizes she knows it, is that his eyes are brown. If Mary cared anything for kindness she might have taken a closer look at him, but she has no time for the romance of kindness, and her starving, brittle, betrayed heart rejects it outright. Kindness never killed a dragon. She is fighting for their lives. Lady Mary Wimsey falls in love with her life, her family, and Detective-Inspector Charles Parker.

phrases which aged like curdled fucking milk (i wrote this post less than 2 hours ago)

genuinely love it when i see a person and can't decide where they fit into the gender binary

gonna start rereading this as a mantra every time a friend comes to me about her shitty boyfriend.

I think the main confusion in the Walrus/Fairy debate is in the extent of the question asked by the creature's mere presence

As in, if we're looking at a flat what is more weird, then yeah, obviously the fairy. Obviously.

But some people see the "which would be weirder..." and run through all the basic questions, asking themselves which is weirder or harder to explain or most shocking/frightening:

What is at my door?

Fairies don't exist. Walruses do. Nothing else needs to be said here.

Fairies are the weirder option.

Why is it at my door?

I can speculate on why a fairy, if it existed, might have business with me. Magic quest, testing mortals with riddles, stealing my firstborn. The usual folkloric staples.

I can think of no such motivation that would bring a walrus to my door.

Walruses are the weirder option.

Where is my door?

Most people live in a place that is not the arctic ocean. That is a strange way of phrasing it, but the most essential fact in this whole debate.

If fairies were suddenly proven real, I could speculate on where they might live (underground city, cloud city, invisible city, parallel universe, inside plants, etc.). I cannot speculate on where walruses live, because it is not open for speculation; we know where they live, and it is not where people live.

Walruses are the weirder option.

How is at the door?

If a fairy were at my door, I would be forced to rethink reality itself. Maybe teleportation is real? Invisibility? Maybe it shape-changed into something innocuous and only assumed its true shape when I opened the door? In short, I would be able to speculate on how the fairy made its way un-captured and unobserved to my door.

I would not. Be able. To speculate the same. For a walrus.

The mere presence of a walrus is not sufficient to make me speculate on the existence of teleportation or invisibility, so I am forced to deduce that it came here 'on foot' as it were. There is simply no way a walrus could arrive at my door without my finding out about it on the news or social media long before I heard my doorbell ring.

Walruses are the weirder option.

also the bridge scene in 2remake is!!!! leon is so obviously playing out his little cop fantasy of arresting a spy, meanwhile everything is literally collapsing around him

Tumblr. Tumblr, listen to me.

You were the Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing website. So why are you suddenly doing things?

Stop doing.

[slightly louder garbage disposal noises] things! are! not! happening! today! why!

when i saw phoebe bridgers live she opened sidelines by saying it was about meeting matthew gray gubler while grocery shopping w marshall and how matthew starting coming onto her and she n marshall both got really weird about it and had 2 write a song abt it 2 COPE and i haveto say that the icks keep coming for that man. Why are you as a man coming onto 23 year old phoebe bridgers when shes shopping w her bf.

Love all the drivers posting about national women's day and then when asked to comment on the Horner investigation they are like "don't care,,,I'm just here to drive,,,it's just noise" like yeah.............100%....this woman coming forward is just a distraction from you driving cars.....good to know your feelings on that......👍

Quick before/after

i thought id finish this shit in enough time to watch cota but it looks more and more unlikely by minute :(

i started having fits of dizziness earlier tonight and was planning on going to get my blood work tmrw but i’m beginning to feel like that might not be a good idea. . .

having a really hard time finding apartments that would take my dad’s dogs and are affordable and available and not disgusting and it’s been super stressful and my dad has like. not been helping at all. literally he made a list of apartments in the area and drove around and looked at them from the outside and when i told him to schedule tours of them he made me feel like i was nagging and i got all huffy and tried to tell him he needs to take this more seriously and help me find a place for us to live or we’ll be homeless in two months because i have no credit and he’s in a lot of debt and he expects my older sister to cosign with us so we won’t be regected but she already has a house in her name and i know she won’t cause we talk all the time and that’s way too much to expect for her & i told him that & he got mad at me and said i shouldn’t have talked to her and told me to stop helping him. when i was like wtf he said he got the apartment we live in now and i was like yeah lol that was before you had two pitbulls and credit card debt and stormed off & then i heard him call like five places to schedule tours and all of them had a no dogs or no big dogs policy. 

so now i’ve been looking at rooms for rent by private landlords just for myself but i’m like so scared i’ve never lived outside my parents house and i’m very anxious and i feel really guilty like i’m abandoning my dad but i don’t know what else to do i have to live somewhere 

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