#and jask | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nullio · 1 year

Text

I wanna know your favorite season 1 Jaskier outfit :)))

(Mine is the bright blue, fancy shoulders, post-heartbreak outfit from the djinn episode)

#she speaks #the witcher #witcher #jaskier #dandelion #buttercup baby #poll #i rlly love the shimmery blue doublet #so much #pov im addicted to polls #and jask #kisses his forehead #twn

26 notes · View notes

patroclusdefencesquad · 9 months

Text

[through tears] uncle jaskier and his pocket sized princess

#once again they were EVERYTHING to me this season #also twn stop giving me my favourite scenes with terrible lighting?? first the yennskier boat scene now the ciri jask woods scene??? rude #the witcher #jaskier #ciri of cintra #what do people tag for ciri actually

3K notes · View notes

aramblingjay · 10 months

Text

#jaskier being weak for The Shoulder Touch (and accompanying sincerity) two seasons running

#the witcher #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #geraskier #geraskieredit #geralt of rivia #jaskier #ughmerlin #userbecca #useravia #arthurpendragonns #my gif #the witcher spoilers #making this set made me miss jask's s2 hair even more

3K notes · View notes

paintedpatroclus · 11 months

Text

in his dramatic song era

#i love you jask.#posting all my backlogged posts queue #the witcher #twn #joey batey #netflix #the witcher netflix #jaskier #dandelion

3K notes · View notes

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 10 months

Text

JASK??? FUCKING "JASK"??? DID I JUST HEAR THAT LITTLE NAME LEAVE HENRY CAVILL'S REAL LIFE ACTUAL MOUTH AFTER THREE YEARS OF READING IT IN FANFICS??? HELLO????

#jaskier #the witcher #witcher #mine #the witcher s3 spoilers #JASK?????????#im going to BED #...it is 5 am

2K notes · View notes

kaori04 · 9 months

Text

Does anybody else wishes that one time Jaskier would just loose it and go apeshit instead of doing his usual coping mechanism joke

#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #twn spoilers #spoilers #the witcher netflix spoilers #american series #she says it like its geralt who writes the songs and jaskier steals it or smth #yeah inspiration from witnessing stuff first hand is important #but when you take into the account risk that goes along with it for a weak human like jask #you cannot reduce what he is doing just to self interest #even if you don't know him

936 notes · View notes

lassieposting · 1 year

Text

Anyway I'm still not over Jaskier finding things just lying around in a witcher laboratory and just. Immediately putting them in his mouth

Because like? This is not a behaviour that's going to go unnoticed for long. Either someone will see him doing it, or Lambert will stomp into the great hall and demand to know who's moved his partially-brewed Maribor Forest and Jask will really casually be like, "Oh, was it in a mug? Yeah I drank that. Sorry."

Give me the kaer morons figuring out over winter that Jask isn't fully human purely because he cannot resist a Mystery Substance and keeps consuming things that should be able to kill him outright, and he thinks they're fucking with him when they tell him how dangerous some of these ingredients are for a human.

(He admits to Coën at one point, completely relaxed, that he did try some of Geralt's potions early in their friendship, but they tasted like paint thinner and gave him a tummy ache, so he's left them alone ever since. Coën blinks at him, repeating tummy ache in disbelief, and wonders how the fuck Geralt still thinks his bard is human after twenty years of this shit)

#the witcher #netflix witcher #geraskier #kaer morons #jask has no idea he thinks the witchers are just vastly underestimating the human digestive system

2K notes · View notes

wren-of-the-woods · 1 year

Text

Okay but why did Jaskier have two spoons in the prison in season two? Did the prison meal just... come with two spoons? Did he barter with a guard for a second one? Has he been there long enough to have multiple meals with multiple spoons??

#jaskier #the witcher #joey batey #whoreson prison blues #i don't know why i never questioned this #like. they're metal spoons! they're not particularly easy to replace!#they could in theory be sharpened to use as a weapon or smth!#if they were from two different meals than why is there only one plate visible? why would they take away the plate but not the spoon??#maybe he just refused to give them back the spoon and they were too annoyed to fight him about it lol #skdjfl or maybe he bartered it from an inmate being released #who thought he would somehow use it to escape #but jask just wanted an instrument #wren talks

2K notes · View notes

na-mmu · 1 year

Text

Jask in Modern AU

#jaskier #modern au #I’m just obsessed with jask in Hawaiian shirt!!!!#why not #the witcher fanart #my art

1K notes · View notes

hannibard · 2 months

Text

Happy international sleep day everyone!!

#normal sleep for us permanent sleep for caesar #the witcher #jaskier #shitpost #meme #my edit #photos #crack #incorrect quotes #tumblr text post #@virtualtoybox #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #jask looks so cuddly #i think geralt and yennefer should cuddle him #sandwich him from each side #geraskefer ftw #crispy

159 notes · View notes

nullio · 9 months

Text

Whatever you do, don't think abt

Established relationship Geraskier, where Jaskier continuously gets invited to parties/courts/masquerades and while he respects Geralt boundaries of not wanting to be dragged out into the crowds to socialize/dance, he still misses the slowdancing and being wrapped around another person on the dance floor

And Geralt absolutely has notice of this longing but cannot bring himself to leave his comfort zone until one time, he sees jaskier perfectly alone staring lovingly yet longingly at the crowd of people and couples dancing to the smaller orchestra band's music and finally realizes how heartbreakingly sweet it is of Jaskier to give up such a joy

And if Jaskier can sacrifice that much of himself, Geralt can too. So soon after that event ends, Geralt pieces together an outfit that's courtly enough and mentally reviews the types of dancing he's seen at the parties over the years

And the next time Jaskier gets invited to play at a big wedding ceremony, after he's finished his set and goes to look for Geralt so they can ravish the buffet together- Geralt is nowhere to be found until he hears some murmurs from behind him and Geralt timidly walks through the crowd in his attire holding a buttercup flower that he offers to Jaskier and asks

Julian, may I have this dance

Despite the glances and Geralts two left feet- he's never seen Jaskier this happy and it's all immediately worth it

Yea just try not to think abt that

#geralt timidly asking jaskier to dance is my favorite trope in witcher fics #when you think jask would make the move but its geralt instead???#i sob #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #she speaks #the witcher #witcher #twn #i need so many more fics of jask and geralt at parties together #pls

445 notes · View notes

existential-queeer · 10 months

Text

im being so normal about this guys i swear i have never been more normal in my entire life he just called him "jask" im--

#the scream i scrumpt #HE ACTUALLY CALLED HIM JASK #AM I DREAMING #DID THAT HAPPEN #the witcher #the witcher s3 #joey batey #henry cavill #jasker #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier x geralt #jask

752 notes · View notes

twyllodrus · 10 months

Text

I always wondered what it was that made your songs so irresistible. Now I understand. Oh, yeah? And what's that?

#radskier #the witcher #jaskier #radovid #julian alfred pankratz #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #the witcher spoilers #my gifs #guy said w/ his whole chest that 'song of the seven' is his fave #ive been side-eye-monkeying ever since #bc either he's playing jask waay too hard #or he's an oxymoron #a royal (derogatory) and a good egg

405 notes · View notes

mollymauktealeef · 4 months

Text

hey anybody else excited by the fact that it's been a year since they announced the mighty nein animated series and we could be getting news or trailer sometime soon (like maybe this month !!!)

#critical role #cr2 #jask rambles #my autistic ass went through a conspiracy bourd level of dates/timelines for the legend of vox machina #and then tried to work out what production timelines could be for the mighty nein series #and now im vibrating #chances are high judging by previous release schedules we'll get SOMETHING probably before the end of the month

165 notes · View notes

lassieposting · 1 year

Text

Okay but

Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.

#the witcher #jask gets used to hearing the witchr notification sound travelling with geralt #and then one day hes crammed into the back of vesemir's battered old pickup surrounded by wolf witchers #and in between the occasional witchr pings someones phone makes the grindr sound #and hes going fucking feral trying to figure out whose it was #vesemir is old enough to remember the pre-technology era and begrudgingly admits this is easier

3K notes · View notes

seance · 11 months

Photo

This is for the ones who stand For the ones who try again For the ones who need a hand For the ones who think they can

#thewitcheredit #witcheredit #the witcher #userbecca #useravia #tusermitch #userava #geralt of rivia #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla of cintra #edits #netflixedit #life is so draining lately but i miss them so much #and this song came on shuffle at the right time so!#the fact that jask scenes always come out so differently colored is a targeted attack but let's ignore that #flashing gif /

677 notes · View notes