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nebulaeyedfish · 6 months

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Okay, so I guess I'm... sprinting at it, just like "AAAAH" with Beacon extended, and I think there's a moment just before we collide where Beacon sort of like, almost half-whispers like,

Doing some comics practice with Episode 11 of Amnesty :)

(Tag list: @swanofstorie @raise-me-up-take-me-up @imflyingfish)

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sketchyracoon · 5 months

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I'll admit it I watched Nimona and it changed my brain chemistry.

#my art #nimona #i have like seven dif wips of nimona fanart in the files #im like obsessed obsessed #love the idea of ambrosius slowly learning his own personal style after the movie and he starts with the most silly active wear imaginable #like a mesh shirt and muscle shirt hoodie is probably terrible for workouts idk tho i dont really workout #also i love the HC that ballister and Ambrosius got matchign sword and sheild tats but then i was like oh what if its bal's sword #then i remembered that part of the hc is that bals tat was lost in the arm chopping so what if then amb lost his in the whole director stuf #but not fully cause of scarring and stuff #i also have half a dozen comic sketches cause the movie got me to read it #both are now very special to me in different ways

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wildflowercryptid · 10 months

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in a perfect world, oleana would realize that she deserves better than rose and macros cosmos after the darkest day so she takes up the mantle of the dynamax professor from magnolia and eventually connects with a fellow assistant that had their devotion taken advantage of by their shit bosses.

#they are literally THE girlbosses that deserved better ship #one of these days i'll do an full-on infodump on oleana and my ideal ending for her #i just want to see her happy ya know #once again i don't think rose is a wholly terrible or irredeemable person but he did do a lot of shitty things to further his own plans so.#he gets the shitty boss title and i don't want to see him within 50 miles of oleana #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pkmn swsh #pokemon sun and moon #pkmn sumo #secretary oleana #pokemon oleana #branch chief wicke #pokemon wicke #devotedassistantshipping #ship : oleana & wicke #🎨 : mj draws

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klaxonsynth · 3 months

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hello metal gear solid community

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wizzard890 · 4 months

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Bastian and Volo - The Antichrist and his Hound

There once was a boy who served in a castle. The noble family who lived there paid him no mind.

One day, like a blow through the heart, that boy saw God.

Something bright. Something terrible. Something holy, greater than every blazing star: Bastian, second issue of the Duke of Burgundy, seething and ambitious and wrathful.

Souls depart the body through the eyes; the boy never looked away.

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Bastian was eighteen when he noticed Volo: the young son of a stablehand who had taught himself to read, to carry, to serve. Desperately ready to file himself into a cold and razored sword for Bastian's hand, if only that hand would close like a collar around his neck.

And so, in time, Bastian seized him.

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It is your turn to see them now, years on, as the storm gathers.

Ecce homo: A Conqueror on a pale horse, his banners flying behind him, with a hunger for heaven on his lips and a burning crown on his head. But that which truly bears his glory runs at his heel.

Ecce canis: A chaste and brutal Galahad, rimed with frost, leading the legions of his Lord to any end, any dictate, as long as he is granted the final honor of slitting his own throat on Bastian's altar.

They are linked by a silver chain. God to slave, king to knight, love to worship. Even death cannot break it.

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There once was a dog who served his master. The dragon who holds his leash will never let it go.

#*KICKS OVER A CHAIR*#your honor they belong together (derogatory)#Bastian and Volo are the stuff of nightmares - the stuff of biblical prophecy and the utmost horror #and they are fully and completely obsessed with one another #it was a long road for Bastian to realize what he had in Volo but once he did he was uh -- radicalized shall we say #he fucking loves Volo - he loves his dog! - his dog just happens to be a perfect and chilly and upright twenty two year old man #and to be called a good dog by Bastian is to Volo like being called by name was to Christ's disciples #there is no task Volo will not fulfill - no act he will ever find degrading - nothing he will ever EVER hold back from his Lord #and Bastian knows that and loves that and loves him and takes and takes and takes and takes #Volo is the hilt of his great and terrible sword and Bastian knows no power like resting a hand on that hilt - at the nape of Volo's neck #they are so feral I am breathing into a paper bag about it every second #heretic

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karmicpunishment · 1 year

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tachihara definitely thought she was his age for a solid week at least before he found out the truth.

teruko thought it was hilarious.

jouno and tecchou thought teruko had already got her hands on tachi and used her ability on him (for fun primarily) when he was first introduced before being told “no he’s just actually a child”

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midoristeashop · 1 year

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Merry Halloween can u guess who Jamie went as 👁

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever contributed to my digital footprint

Happy birthday

#just let me have my laughs #I thought of the comparison as a kid and it’s never left #jack would so make gaster blasters #can’t change my mind #hiccup has no control #he leant Jamie his sword #terrible mistake #jack frost #hiccup haddock #jamie bennett #otnwas #frostcup #jackycup #happy Halloween stay safe plz

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kristoffs-lullaby · 8 months

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Voy a navegar en tu puerto azul

Quisiera saber de donde vienes tu

Vamos a dejar que el tiempo pare

Ver nuestros recuerdos en los mares

#song is Soledad y el Mar by Natalia Lafourcade #theyve so terribly invaded my mind #Yes i took killian’s blue eyes #This usually happens to blue eyed characters i like LOL #he looked like that one blue eyes meme u know the one i did him a favor #ouat #captain swan #once upon a time #btw did u know killian is he/they nonbinary and emma is trans all pronouns haver #theyre t4 t if u think about it #dumping my captain swan hcs here for mo reason other than i must talk about them #in my perfect world killian is shorter than emma #killian taught emma to sword fight #emma taught killian to drive but he hates cars so she drives him everywhere #he WOULD however give motorcycles a chance #his love is his ship tho but u cant get everywhere via sea smh #emma would only call killian babe when shes quoting something btw i know this in my heart #the only contact killian has saved on their phone is emma’s every body else whos ever texted/called him has remained as Just A Phone Number

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front-facing-pokemon · 8 months

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#bronzong #so much… something. in those eyes. we don't know what but it's there #what do i even say here. this is not a pokémon i care about. i mean. hi‚ bronzong! you're here now! i like that! that's cool!#except for the fact that my dashboard is getting more and more fucked up by the day. they removed icons on posts now which is awful #idk why they're so set on making this whole website look so terrible #april enchanted-sword is doing arceus's work. if you don't already have her dashboard unfucker i swear you need it

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enzymedevice · 3 months

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x2 YASUSHI NIRASAWA RPG ART COMBO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

#other people's art #elric of melnibone #my beautiful husband with his bralette his gay earring his knee-length hair with a bat in it and his sword fucking tied to his arm w rope #yasushi nirasawa #terrible quality picture but it’s an overcast day here haha #this arrived at a great time; I was just talking to someone about how I watched Dominator (2003) and it has a Nirasawa character design #which jumpscared me as i knew next to nothing about that film other than that it looked legendarily bad #they didn’t remember which elric artist nirasawa was but then the parcel containing this showed up and I was like ‘it’s this guy'

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redbootsindoriath · 11 months

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Okay so I didn’t remember that International Don’t Stab Your Best Friend Day was coming up until I was in the middle of a multi-day road trip, so here’s a comic I threw together in a huge rush while traveling in a moving vehicle and then took ages uploading on hotel wifi.

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[Gurthang:] “Hey Túrin.” [Túrin:] “Yeah.” [Gurthang:] “I still can’t get over the fact that you literally murdered your best friend lol.” [Túrin:] “...” [Gurthang:] “Like how stupid do you have to be to do something like that, haha?” [Túrin:] “Oh yeah, you’re so right! If only there had been someone there who could have said something! A talking sword, for instance.” [Gurthang:] “Hey now, don’t pin this on me.” [Túrin:] “‘Dude stop, it’s just us, don’t freak out and stab anybody, even though it’s dark and you can’t see anything!’” [Elf 1:] “Is he okay? Should we...do something about this?” [Elf 2:] “Absolutely not, I am not going near that situation.”

#anglachel/gurthang #túrin #the man the myth the legends #three shinies #everyone deserved better except mîm #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #no but like it took me longer to get it uploaded than it did to draw it #i'm so sorry about the terrible art (i'm probably not even supposed to be drawing for another week or two)#but we can say that's part of the comedic effect okay?#anyway behold the return of the concerned nargothrond elves #i don't care if everyone there loved túrin #at least SOME of them had to see those red flags of his #''bloodstained son of ill fate'' yeah sure like nobody thought twice about that #(i forgot to tag the sword until the day after this was posted)#(shame on me)

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fabledteeth · 6 months

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anybody else play a cleric durge and felt like they had to come up with some ridiculous reason as to why their pc would wake up believing they worship a god that’s not bhaal? ophelia’s is “i can tell i used to worship a god and can’t remember who, but i have some sick fucking lightning powers and i love carnage destruction and chaos, so that probably means talos is my god. yeah that checks out”

and it’s just. not even fucking true. she was absolutely Not a cleric before the nautiloid, and she definitely didn’t worship talos. he just happened to fit the description

i like to think talos sees her going through this process and just decides to feed into her delusions and grant her cleric powers because he thinks it’s funny

#if anyone has rationalizations like these i’d love to hear them lmao it’s such a funny concept to think about #also im at start act 3 and ophelia is going through it because 1 she knows she’s a bhaalspawn now and 2 she’s had her redemption arc so-#she doesn’t really subscribe to talos’ preachings anymore. so it’s a bit awkward #anyway once she’s rejected bhaal and withers has brought her back I’m gonna respec her to worship kelemvor instead #because he’s the closest i can get to having her worship jergal lol #and she’ll get to keep her death fixation <3 #only problem is her dating fangs but i like to think withers is like ‘kelemvor listen. i know her taste is terrible. but she’s saving the-#sword coast. please. please make an exception. just this once’#and kelemvor begrudgingly accepts #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 dark urge #bg3 tav #oc ophelia #ALSO!!! highly recommend having talos be your durge’s god a lot of his dialogues (and evil cleric dialogues in general) go super well-#together with durge

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kedreeva · 2 years

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i saw your post about eddie running before you sent me that response and i've just been staring at the wall ever since. there's so many layers to this and it kills me, but the one i keep coming back to is the fact that, probably for the first time in his life, eddie had someone other than wayne trying to look out for him and protect him. and after thinking there was no hope for himself after what happened to chrissy, it was likely a huge relief to know he had people in his corner after all

*takes a deep breath*

Can you even IMAGINE

We do not know what happened to his parents (I vaguely recall his actor saying he had some headcanons, but we don't hear anything in canon), so we don't know if they're dead, if they abandoned him, if they were taken. We just know he's living with his uncle. Not even his parents have been in his corner, by force or choice.

You're right that Wayne's in his corner, but Wayne's got his own life. He cares, he loves Eddie, that's very clear, but he's working nights, which means he's sleeping during the day, there's a good chance that they just don't see each other very much, and

His band mates/D&D buddies? They don't seem overly concerned, and they give Eddie up almost immediately upon duress. And we never see them again, we don't see them looking for him, we aren't shown any shots of them being concerned. Our team never has to deal with them. Are they bandmates that play DND or are they friends?? They're certainly not friends like we're used to.

Given Eddie's flunked senior year twice already, the school system doesn't appear to be particularly on his side. The cops certainly won't be. The other students outside of Hellfire Club think he's a freak, the drug dealer, the failure. There's no one. There's no one capable of looking out for Eddie completely except himself, and god, doesn't that ring with the worst combo of words in the english language: "I'm used to it."

But even if he could handle himself on a normal day? Suddenly he's REALLY screwed, because a terrible, inexplicable thing happened in front of him, to him even, and there's no way anyone will ever believe him. He's on his own, he's alone, he's on the run with no idea how he's going to look out for himself and who else does he really have at that moment? Whatever house of cards Eddie's built to feel safe in, it's gone now. Things he cannot explain have blown it over and left his life in scattered pieces.

And... and then Dustin is there.

This ridiculous child Eddie had swept under his wing when he thought HE was the one taking care of DUSTIN... this kid shows up and he's not even ALONE, he's brought not one, not two, but THREE people with him, with the promise of more, and they're saying it's okay when nothing is okay, and the most ridiculous part of it all is that....... Eddie believes him. Eddie looks at Dustin, and Max, and Robin, at Steve's scared but determined face, and for the first time possibly in years he suddenly has a group of people willing to not just tolerate him, not just be friendly, but who are willing to throw down and be the "find out" for anyone that wants to fuck around with him.

can you even imagine the high of that relief? the shock of it?? the absolute gut punch of hope that maybe he can lean on someone? the mind boggling and dawning horror that not only would he walk into hell for these people in theory, he's going to do it in practice, because if they're not worth it, who is?

#stranger things #eddie munson #asks #that's not even to MENTION what happens when he tells them what happened #when they tell him you're wanted for murder but DON'T WORRY #it's only because monsters are real #and also Hell itself is trying to break down the door #in the immortal words of my friend #welcome to our terrible club #here's your walkie #you're family now #and we will defy the laws of god and man to defend you #like fuck me up #eddie runs because he has no one #and the hot second anyone turns and says we got you man #he's ready to stride into hell with his head high and eyes clear #sword and shield at the ready to defend the world #he needed love not death #god we haven't even gotten to the warmth of sacrifice for a world #that didn't care to protect him back #because the people he cared about were still in it #allie I'm just trying to live in peace over here

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invinciblerodent · 4 months

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sometimes i just look at him yknow

#squirrel plays bg3 #astarion #i like catching companions not looking at the camera #just. doing their thing; sayin' stuff; and I just. watch #makes me feel just a tiny bit like a lovesick puppy #rest assured i do it to everyone; i'm just. down a hole for the moment #i decided that when Cazador magicked his old set off it was “ruined”#and got him a shiny new set because of course I did #and this armor? this armor.#can you dye swords? i should dye that sword #the handle being blue is throwing the whole Palette #yes i know the whole red/black/white/silver thing is kinda basic but man it's the only thing that doesn't make him look terribly washed out #he's AGAR #Assigned Goth At Rebirth

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annalyticall · 3 months

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Being a new Robin and Zoro fan is killing me when all the figures I can find of them are just Male Gaze Robin and Male Power Fantasy Zoro. I know a lot of it has to do with their post timeskip design changes that I haven't gotten to in the show yet but some of these figures still have the ugliest sexual dimorphism I've ever seen like

Robin vs Robin Figures

Zoro vs Zoro Figures

Zoro protecting Robin vs Zoro protecting Robin Figure

Please let lesbians and bisexuals design their figures I can't take it anymore

#i don't even ship robin and zoro but if i did i would still think that last figure is terrible. y'all deserve better #so far i've only found one (1) zoro figure i like and it's a non-canon cowboy AU zoro with a rifle and no swords #and i only like it because it's the only figure that 1. keeps his leaner physique 2. keeps his tan and 3. doesn't fuck up his face #and i'm STILL on the lookout for a robin figure i like #so far i've only found a few i could tolerate but they still sexualize and whitewash her too much #this is exhausting. zoro and robin they'll never love you like i love you #anyways how funny would it be to have one zoro figure and it has none of his defining swords but instead a weapon he doesn't use in canon #anna watches one piece

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katatonicimpression · 3 months

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Like, I get that I talk about this every few months with a harsher take on it every time I come back to it

But that thing with the katana in Marauders was so fucking racist

#like #it's awful writing #just terrible #but on top of that it is so fucked up to just take this guy who has never been shown with a sword at all #and isn't even a fighter in general #and just give him a katana because something something japan #staggering how he was brought back in the late 2020s with no improvement as far as orientalist writing goes #and they took away his blue rinse i can't have any nice things #and yeah it's funny to joke about it being a fashion accessory but i don't want my enjoyment of a joke explanation take away from this #it's so bad

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