Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Scrimshawed whale bone pie crimper in shape of a Unicorn, made by a sailor for a beloved person ashore or aboard, mid 19th century

Constructed from two sections of whale ivory with a baleen spacer. Well-formed head with inset baleen eyes and applied baleen ears and horn. Fluted wheel with a star-shaped hub supported by the unicorn's front legs. Elegantly formed rear legs and looping tail. c. 20cm long

Vivienne Westwood

IM ON MY KNEES IM SHAKING IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GOD IS GOOD

real representation hours for me on curb your enthusiasm

I have been to this abandoned coal mining facility several times and am always drawn to this work of art. There is lots of broken glass which adds it’s own nuance to the buildings. It’s the art on the buildings that I enjoy seeing.

the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

LOTR Triptych, by Yaroslava Murashko.

happy first outfit of spring

boar of strenght and boar of power

heavy training every hour

huge and fat my awesome pig

i make it large i make it big

[Artfight 2023] [14]

Corrupted One

for @verdant-succubus

what kind of loser hasn't thoroughly researched their sexual interests

"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

i can feel something moving in my eye. can you see it?

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you