just gonna lay down and think about FE Fates for a while now... don't mind me

Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 5: You can count on me, like 1, 2, 3, I’ll be there.

“Hmm… Let’s see… Oh! I know! Nothing!!” You’ve never kissed a girl. Not once in your life. The closest you got was some geeks ear when you were 16. Owen was in a relationship for three straight seasons. Please dear God put your pride aside and accept the help

Transcript:

Image 1 Noah: I’m just trying to get to know her so I can ask her out. Owen: What can I do to help?

Image 2 Noah: Nothing. I’ve got this aaallll figured out. Owen: Oh. Are you sure?

Image 3 Noah: Mm hmm. Owen: …Really? Are you really sure? Noah: Yup. Owen: Are you Noah, Interrupting Owen: Yes.

Image 4 Owen: If you say so. But… Yknow… If you ever DO need any help…

Image 5 Noah: You’ll be the first guy I ask. Owen: Good.

You ever vehemently disagree with something that the majority of fandom seems to accept as fanon

Yep, still mad.

i love that the other characters comment on your romance, like when trouble + chase teased blade for having a favourite 😭

For some reason, the absolute easiest content for me to write is characters absolutely clowning on other characters for being in love! 😂 It's just too good!

the new girl at one of my favorite bakeries called me pretty this morning and it literally melted all my stress away 🥺

i didnt know 4yrs ago when i started reading bkdk fanfics that the Pomeranian would literally become my type one day, like yall didnt think to warn me-

i want eren to sit in my lap while i play with his hair and put lipstick kisses all over his face

Silent tears finally began to slip down his pink cheeks as Khun stared longingly at the gravestone. No sniffling, no wiping them away; instead he stood still as if the streaks weren’t present at all and in that moment, Remi knew. “You loved him.” Khun’s eyes squinted a little as his lips turned up in what appeared to be a forced melancholic grin. “It was easy loving him.”

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y did u say roys "spouse" not "wife"???

Unironically this is not a heterosexual man

Need more female characters to brutally kill their abusers and then laugh about it cause otherwise we get people using them as self-inserts, romanticizing their abuse, and shipping them with their abusers

I told Hotch he is a typical alpha male and he called me an omega.

I have no idea what that means and no one will tell me.

actually i cant believe it took me this long to see all the skzenhypen similarities .. but i see them now.. sunghoon and minho SAME SMILE both mcs similar speaking tone.. felix and riki.. separated at birth...TWINS... jake and seungmin both got the dog thing going on plus hes australian and he likes to kick it with CHANLIX <333.... heeseung and jisung for obvious reasons...like they need to stop playingggg

working at a lingerie / erotic boutique really puts sm thoughts into my head 😵‍💫 how different bllk / hq / tokrev boys would act. what’d catch their attention. whether they’re a bit timid or playful abt it. or maybe they’re so confident it makes the staff go crazy and gush abt u two as soon as u leave the store .. yeah ……

yk tht one photo of the guy & girl sitting in a car & they’re both wearing tank tops & they both have big boobs? yea tht type of relationship w Bakugo 🫶🏾 big titty gang locked in fr 🤞🏾

BIG TITTY GANG‼️‼️

Sitting on his lap at a party and being boob to boob and everyone staring when they try to talk to you!!! Being at the store and distracting the cashier cuz you’re the sexy, breasty couple. Not being able to kiss without your tatas kissing, too.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, being nipple to nipple during SMEX!!! Getting off by rubbing those lovely boobies and mamilla together. I’m so happy for y’all. 

(ty for providing me w/ a link to the pic, anon!)

I've also been reading the three musketeers and the thesis chapter had me Cackling. the clowning on learning latin in particular and aramis as a character constantly emphasizing that being part of the higher sought after and hard-to-get-into regiment of the king's musketeers is just kind of a temp job for him is so funny. character of all time. (also bazin wanting aramis to be a abbe so bad is so good)

Disclaimer that I was actually not reading the book, just giving a look and toying with the idea of reading it soon. In fact I was reading something else, but the chapter was so funny I've abandoned it and will probably start The three musketeers instead xD

Yes! Bazin was so funny. While reading him I couldn't help but be reminded of Smee wanting to leave Neverland and done with Hook's obsession for Peter Pan. Aramis dismissing being a musketeer is hilarious, but it becomes particularly funny after reading Cyrano de Bergerac, where Cyrano mentions being a musketeer wistfully a couple of times. While I was reading the play I kept thinking that Cyrano's aspirations were basically to be Aramis haha

The use of Latin each character (the curate, the Jesuit, D'Artagnan and Aramis) does was indeed very funny, as well as insightful. I ended up reading a paper on the command each of the four protagonists has of Latin, and I loved the comparison it established between Athos and Aramis. I don't have an opinion on this formed because I have yet to read the book, which is a good thing (it will hopefully keep me from rambling), but I found what I read super interesting.

The chapter was very funny, and I felt Dumas managed everything very well? I loved the writing itself. Every part of the chapter worked wonderfully as a whole to enhance every aspect, making the funny parts more fun and drawing a more clear lively depiction of the characters.

By that I mean, basically, that even from the initial interaction between D'Artagnan and the hostess in which he asks for Aramis and she goes "the charming hot guy?" we can see Aramis' hypocrisy and unsteadiness by a mile. It's hilarious to read the chapter and see how Aramis ends up contradicting everything he does or says, at times not even that long after saying it xD

Which takes me to the thesis itself. Honestly, I loved the topics. I know they're supposed to sound a bit ridiculous and funny, but I thought Dumas conveyed very well the air of some of those intricate questions of theology that seem trifle but have a lot of implications, and end up being of a very poetic nature (such as the question about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, one of my all time favourite questions). I wasn't very interested on the topic of the hands until the Jesuit commented that sprinklers "simulate an infinite number of blessing fingers"; that's beautiful.

Now, the topic Aramis himself proposes is just gorgeous. The way he defends it with a syllogism is so clever of Dumas considering the link between theology and the development of Logic. Besides that, despite how unorthodox the topic may appear at first, as Aramis himself puts it, there is a lot of truth in what he says about the world being full of temptations and it being very much a sacrifice to leave it, and how there lies the devotional act. I ended up being very intrigued by the potential development of this thesis in a mix of appreciation of the world as God's creature, and thus the leaving of the world as an act of true love for God, of more importance; how instead of an easy surrender, the struggle and doubts are as much reflection of the condition of humanity's frailty as it is a more steady and full surrender to God.

The topic of Aramis' thesis is somewhat paradoxical yet sound, and reflects doubts, as well as an appreciation for the world, aesthetics and beauty; I think it reflects so much of what makes Aramis himself.

And then, again, there's the whole hypocrisy through the entire chapter (which is what makes it for me haha). The way he says he isn't defending a regret at renouncing the world while proposing the thesis, that the mere idea is sacrilegious, how he insists he won't miss it, that friends are but shadows and the world a grave, and still how his resolution wavers almost instantly with his "And yet, while I still hold to the earth, I would have liked to talk with you, about you, about our friends" (and what a tender shaking), only to end up asking D'Artagnan to tell him about the world in the last line? Hilarious. What an hypocrite xD

But how extremely charming and adorable, I must admit! I love how when D'Artagnan tells him "But how are you going to live while you wait for me? No more thesis, no more commentaries on fingers and blessings, eh?", Aramis smiles and replies "I shall compose verses". Truly one of the characters of all time xD