The funniest thing I've ever done is cut my dad out of my life using this image

when i was a little undiagnosed autistic kid i used to get SO excited about patterns ™️and greatly overestimated how much everyone else cared. So like I had locker number 123 one year and i was positive that was going to make me the most loved person in my school, like i thought i was the chosen one ,this is the thing that was going to finally make people like me, this is what ive been missing my entire life etc etc. And i was extremely confused when people were not lining up at my locker to see.

my school identification number had the sequence '654'in it and i was certain that my grade was eventually going to hold interrogation sessions that would break the Geneva convention in order to find out who had my id number because it might be one of the best lunch numbers to exist, like not only were the numbers by eachother BUT ALSO there was a 5 in it and two other numbers and 5 + 2 obviously equals seven and that was SO COOL (obviously 7 is one of the best numbers everyone knows that)

SPEAKING OF 7 my great aunts license plate was one of my favorite things as a child, because the letter part of it had 3 numbers that were also in her last name AND they were in the right order AND they were evenly distributed (so like if her last name were smith it would be SIH) and not only that but the letters were 5337 which, again i liked 7's, so like if you took the amount of numbers there are in the sequence that aren't the 5 or 7 (the two 3's) and added it to the 5, you would get the last number in the sequence. But also if you added the 3's together you'd get 6 and if you add that with the amount of numbers left besides the 7 again (the one 5) you would also get 7. And I swore she got that plate custom made because what are the fucking odds that you would get a license plate like that BY CHANCE

You mentioned that in your Happiness AU when Hera takes Caleb/Kanan home her parents make assumptions and I must know more!

How did they react to the assumptions?! (I’m imagining SO MUCH pining/angst)

Was Cham in full on protective dad mode? Are there marriage and baby comments every minute? Does Hera have a lot more family since there isn’t a rebellion? (I can sort of see a bunch of her cousins trying to flirt with Kanan as soon as they deny being together)

Family making assumptions is one of my favorite tropes if you couldn’t tell

First of all, I'd like to thank you for this ask because it's providing the perfect opportunity for me to procrastinate from actually writing fan fic!

Second, oh YEAH YOU'RE SO RIGHT. See, at this point they've acknowledged the fact that they have feelings for each other, but that they can't act on them while Kanan is still a member of the Jedi Order. So until Ezra becomes a Jedi Knight, they're kinda just... stuck. SO MUCH PINING AND ANGST

Cham is super over protective dad mode-- he basically takes Kanan out, makes him help him with manual hard labor, and when they take a break, hits him with the old "what are your intentions with my daughter?" speech

Meanwhile, Eleni is casually making comments to Hera like "WOW that Jedi sure is handsome, and SO kind and gentlemanly and respectful and husband shaped, haven't you noticed, Hera?" and Hera's like "Force give me strength"

Sadly I did not think about there being more of Hera's family around at the time but WOW do I want to expand on this more now

sure would appreciate it if my parents wouldn’t have violent sudden outbursts of anger??? lol

Just thinking of hick Varian and his intense and terrifying code switching fjdkfjsgd the 7k crew discovers mid journey that if Varian spends too much time on or within sight of a farm he develops an accent so thick it's unintelligible. He calls a rainstorm a frog strangler and Hugo cries

YOU GET IT

they're talking about changing a tire on the cart and it's just:

Varian: i caint fix dat dere buggy, i ain't got the proper dohickey

Hugo:

shut up about your diet shut up about your diet if i hear the words 'intermittent fasting' again ill kill someone

are you into headcanons? do you have any mafuyu headcanons?

yeas future transmasc mafuyu headcanon is everything forever.... mafuyu is such a straight forward character that i dont have many beyond that tho unless theyre specific. also she/he mafuyu real. to me.

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I would argue that at least some of your current super powers are useful and great, given the superhuman speed at which you create amazing crafts!! (I would kill to be able to sew/knit/crotchet so fast)

You know, I had not considered that a superpower, but maybe I should! Speed crafting! :D Thanks, nonny! I gotta say I like the speed crafting power a lot more than I like the "detect the presence of mint/coconut/lysol by wheezing" powers lol

*Vent post* you can read the tags if you want

i went out for dinner with my twin brother for the first time in my life lmao

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not to brag or anything but i think I have the coolest sleuthing sidekick around

no requests tonight BUT i do have some oc content that ive been wanting to draw for a while

(click for better quality ! tumblr killed it and i drew on a small canvas)

Anyone wanna read this letter that I wrote to President Obama when I was 11

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