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I already found it insulting when, while asking in a decent (or at least polite) Italian "sarebbe possibile di mangiare qui?" in every other restaurant the answer almost always came in English, but now being uncovered as a French speaking person and talked to *gasp* IN FRENCH is a stain on my honour.
#because they won't assume I'm from Belgium#they'll assume I'm French#and being considered French abroad is the worst thing that can happen to you#because French tourists are the worst#though I came to realise it's a tie with the American ones#anyway some waiters understood that though awkward and basic my Italian is understandable and humored me by speaking to me only in Italian#and guys I love you π€#my posts#Travels#Travel#Firenze#langblr
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Reunion time! ππ
#I was SO happy to finally be back home that I immediately felt inspired to make a little something for the occasion π₯°#No more prolonged absence - only good vibes πβ¨#I have often entertained scenarios where Mario would be gone for a while#either going on a side mission or thoroughly exploring the realm to ensure its safety#each time returning a bit rough-looking and somewhat exhausted; but safe and content#Both Luigi and Peach would be there to greet him most enthusiastically upon his arrival π€#It would be a blissful moment of relief and delight for the three of them everytime#The joy of being together once more would never fail to fill them with endless warmth and delight#It's a scene I've pictured countless times before#The whole concept lives in my head rent free π₯Ίπ#And thanks to you guys and your AMAZING support I finally drew it! :D#I love them and I love YOU#Mario#Princess Peach#Mario x Peach#Mareach#Luigi#best bros#family#friendship#romance#group dynamic#Super Mario Bros#fanart
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guys... what if I told you.. that.. phoebe spengler is my wife...(real)βΌοΈπ€―βοΈ
#i'm literally obsessed#I literally love her like#ermm what the flip#I have to see ghostbusters again or I'm literally going to combustππ#PHEOBES SO PRETTYπ€#I love her you guys#phoebe spengler#ghostbusters frozen empire#ghostbusters#Lesbian momentπ€π€
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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING βif you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY π€βοΈβ
#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isnβt implied because#if you actually look into our culture theyβre being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means theyβre π
#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him#is the most Arab thing Iβve ever seen#heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldnβt be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house β οΈ#goddamn#βif you look in the internet you can see how theyβre implied!π€βοΈβ#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when Iβm handing this to you for free you wouldnβt be your mistake#your mums greatest mistake π€π€π€*#dora daily#if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to#observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place π#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( Iβm so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing#basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life donβt do that to my pookies βΉοΈ#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasnβt ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap#LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable#anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu theyβre the most canon things Iβve ever seen in my life#<- this is a joke btw itβs an ironic ship I saw on tiktok β οΈ
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actually I need bsd to introduce NiccolΓ² Machiavelli and Antoine de Saint-ExupΓ©ry. and to give them a sibling or parent/child dynamic.
But most importantly Iβd need them to have matching abilities. Let The Prince and The Little Prince be an inverse of each other.
#Listen if you have Kouyou and Kyoka as a mother/daughter dynamic with their respective Demon abilities#Then I need The Prince and The Little Prince to have the same relation#I imagine The Prince would be something that allows its user to have some sort of influence over its target#While The Little Prince would allow its user to understand its target#So in practice both of them would be able to have control over the target but one of them is forceful and the other is more gentle#Okay wait you know what Iβd love?#If Machiavelli is actually a nice guy who just got stuck with a mind-control type of ability#While Saint-ExupΓ©ry is actually malicious but uses his ability as proof of his harmlessness#βI just want to understand you better π so that we can work together most efficiently π€β#I have *thoughts*.#Not sure if the demographic here wants to hear about what authors I wanna see in bsd#but I actually have a whole google doc of other authors I wanna see#Bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs
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For Valentine's Day, number 1 under angsty prompts. The Replacement. A little bit of jealous ex!Corey maybe...
ahh thank you for your req !!
WARNINGS for (past) corey x gn!reader, jealousy, mildly stalkerish behaviour, dark post accident!corey, mentions of joan being The Worst and mild implications of violence.
π very cute divider by @/firefly-graphics π
taglist: @slutforstabbings @ethanhoewke @voxmortuus (just let me know if you want to be added or removed !!)
Corey didn't like being jealous. Being jealous made his stomach ache, a horrible sickly feeling deep down in his gut that wouldn't go away, made worse by his tossing and turning at night while he tried to sleep. Being jealous made his fingers hurt, and he'd clench them into fists, hard enough for his blunt nails to leave red crescents in his palms, to try and ease the pressure in his sore knuckles. Being jealous made his eyes water and his chest tight and it made him want to scream, sat in his bed alone at night, watching the radio tower blink tauntingly through his window.
But Corey couldn't help it, Corey was jealous.
Maybe it was his own fault -- it was definitely his own fault -- that you didn't want him anymore, that you got out the first chance you had, that you chose to dodge the bullet that is Corey 'Kid Killer' Cunningham.
And he can't really blame you because he knows that you were getting bored with his reluctance to go anywhere, and with all his nervous habits he still hadn't been able to shake.
He knows it's because the looks got too much for you. Because the mutterings behind your back were starting to take their tole. Because the soda thrown at him from a car window as you walked down the street was only a taste of what was to come.
He really only had himself to blame, and yet he couldn't make himself let go of you so easily. Especially not now he'd seen his replacement.
It's difficult not to compare himself. Corey's been monitoring his placement in every league possible since middle school; popularity, academics, looks. He'd skated along in the middle of the pack popularity-wise, which suited him just fine, and he was never quite top of the class but he was close enough to keep his GPA up, and well... he wasn't winning any prizes compared to some of the guys at school, but he'd lived with it.
But next to his Replacement? Oh, Corey never stood a chance.
And Corey doesn't want to do this. Of course he doesn't. He sees you from across the street, holding his hand. He sees walk you around the dollar store while he pushes the cart. He sees you take him back to your place. And he follows you back to his sometimes too.
Momma's upset with him when he's late for dinner.
It's funny how much he still misses you, even when he sees you all the time. You smile and your smile is like sunshine. You look and your eyes are sharp and clever and deep enough to drown in. Your voice, god he could listen to you forever and ever and never get bored.
He closes his eyes and thinks about it, reconfigures all these sightings onto himself. You smile at him, you look at him, you talk to him, not his replacement
He's cold, and his stomach aches, and his fingers hurt, and his chest is tight when you open your door. He doesn't remember looking through the kitchen draw, or leaving home, or when his cheeks got so wet.
"Corey? Is everything okay?"
Momma always told him no one else would ever love him, and that's Corey down to the bone: always wanting something he can't have.
on the topic of jealousy, you should also read [warnings apply]:
clean again by blake (@/slutforstabbings). after corey survives the events of ends he travels south and, against his better judgement, falls in love with the reader. corey's jealous streak is strong in this story, but it comes up most directly in chapter 7.
rock bottom by toxic (@/toxicanonymity). corey can't decide if he wants to do the reader or michael, so he does both. and even though he gets the best of both worlds, he's still somehow jealous of both of his partners.
#corey cunningham x reader#ππ corey's love letters ππ#this could never be me because i could never break up with corey#never ever no matter what he did#*except* maybe in a role play situation so he can get all riled up and beat up a guy i'm leading on and then rock my world.#like the toxic couple we are#and then i comfort him with the sweetest softest fluffiest aftercare to promise him i would never break up with him irl#sorry yeah anyway i hope you enjoyed π€π
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what rank is lego skeleton?
count how many bones these three skeletons have and you'll guess the number correctly. except you have to multiply that number with a different number. solve for fucking X. we're bringing math questions back to tumblr babey
#ask#anon#this is where my decline starts. i am going to lose follower for this one#nonono but seriously#i fucking love these guys. theyre the fucking BEST#i never had any myself though.... maybe thats the root of all my problems... and the square root- π₯ (me ficking exploding)#i had like. a pirates of the carribean set that had the stupid weird legos. that arent the same brand i dont think. or maybe they are.#note i never watched that movie. i saw a skeleton on the box of a set and wanted it instantly#but these guys are 10/10. 100/100. perfect beings.#thank you for the ask π€#you have two seconds to solve the question though or else i pull the lever. π (: bye bye
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hi guysss
this week has been so good for me im off the waitlist and into my dream school!!! im so happy and things are going better than lately. this month has been hard and iβve been going through a little depressive episode and im just grateful iβm feeling better lately and things are starting to work out for me<3 how are you guys?? somebody ttmmm i miss the mattrey tumblr fandom i love it here yayayaya
wishing u guys the best rest of your week and vibes ily guys xoxoxo
#i love all of youuu#peace n love#happy#gratitude#no matter what youβre going through#you can get through this!!#im here for you guys always π€#matt and trey
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itβs so fucked that they put love toboggan right before island of lost dakotas. like. it puts it on the brain in a rewatch, and not only is there a cav death scene in love toboggan, it was actively caused by murphyβs law. in another timeline milo was technically responsible for cav getting killed. dakota saw that. how many times has that happened, too. someone send dakota to therapy right away man imagine if you kept seeing your incredibly unlucky pseudo nephew accidentally kill your weird time travel work situationship for whom you would lay down your life. that would do something to a man I think
#also. milo would blame himself for that right? how could you not#I think heβs pretty good at managing his guilt related to ehml related incidents but god. killing a guy?#a guy you really care about too?#I think that would fuck him up#Iβm just imagining dakota standing there looking at the gored remains of the man heβs been in love with for years#and the kid who knows he was responsible for his death#and knowing that even when he goes back and fixes this that image will never leave his mind#and then he just has to act normal as in the new timeline milo speeds by on that sled all like βhi cav! π€ hi dakota! π₯°β#ahahaha anyway. love this kids cartoon about optimism and hope and friendship
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL HER SHE HAD A LIPSTICK STAIN STAIN ON HER CHIN?
itβs genuinely giving me anxiety like- I wanna wipe it off myself π
#elizabeth lail#i love you elizabeth lail#dude srs#TELL HER FFS#why did i never notice too?#anyways#it was me guys π€#i kissed her chin
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βοΈπβοΈ γππγ
i definitely had a good day today lol! π₯Ίπ₯°
I'm older ππ it still shocks me I'm this old cause I don't feel like it
#happy bithday to me#π€π#I got such cute stuff of my favs and other things i love π€#I can't wait to show you guys the two plushies I really wanted! πππ (Let's see if I remeber to take a pic and post it π)#πrackel's special dayπ#iturnedtwentysevenifyouwantedtoknow
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Your shitting me
#Halloween#School#School is evil#Goddamn#ARE YOU TELLING ME I SPENT MY WHOLE SUMMER MAKING A HORRIFIC SPOOKY LOOKING PUPPETY SPAMTON COSPLY#FOR THIS SHIT#NO#guys guess if I'm Irish challenge π±ππ#Super hard#I hate sports#We should like#Make all sports illegal#Except competitive pole dancing and ping pong#Maybe badminton but it's on thin fucking ice#Gee wilikers I love living in a small Irish town where everyone is either a farmer or footballer#Teachers after destroying the last slither of joy a child has πππ€π€π€
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Ash IG Story
#Incredible sniffs π€#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#ai ig#Instagram#video#clubhouse candle co#kh4f post#literally laying here like π§ββοΈ bc things are just... not going well lmao#and then this guy shows up and I'm instantly like ππ€©π₯Ήπππππ€Έπ»ββοΈππ»#incredible#what is this shirt i love it#i love him#bless you and your incredible sniffs sir#why i no can kiss#smooch and sniff#that's gonna be a weird tag out of context but idc
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it is the literally the 4th of feb and my month is going to β¨π¬π‘π’πβ¨
#my grandad died today at 9am π#my mum and sister are up in Scotland comforting my Nan becuase of it#im Stuck in England with my dad until Saturday#Iβve got an exam this Thursday#Iβve got a physics test on Monday#and a maths tutor#and a dentist appointment#and to top it all off Iβve got a shit ton of hw and my grades are falling#and I have to attend a English intervention after school on Wednesday#love you guys π€
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my favorite homestuck ship !!!
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WGAJT THE FUCKING HELL THROWS UP EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND STUFFβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ AwWYWYAYFGHWWYUAAGAHHUUYGGHGH EEEBRVRBBIE!!!!!! EERBRGBGIE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AARGH ORIGH AUGRGH ROGUFRH RVELRGGH SNNNARL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BRLARRGHKK GRRGRROWLS WHAGTEH THE HELL FOREVER !!!!!AUHHGGHBBBHHHHHHHHHUUHHOGUUJGHBHHHβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.. IMIN LOVE WITHTGGIU FOR YXJING REAL AUURGRGRGHBLERRHH
#I COULD SERIOUSPY THRKW UP WGHHATT THE HELLLLLAUAURGRHEH#EEBIE!!!!! EEBIE!!!!!!!!!! OHβ EEBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sung while crying beautifully and dramatically with love#cherry chats#love letters#tags r old so rhey suck but ARGAHRHH GHOOGYYGGGV BGHGRLTLGGTHE#GHLBBLFOHGGGGGGBRBRRFFGRGRGRGBRHHH. NOT RNOUGH LETTERS FOR ME TO EXPRESS THE GUTTURAL SOUNDS I AM MAKING FROM MY GUY AND CHEST AND WHOLE BOD#AUUGRBRBRRBBRBRRGHHFGGGRGRGLLAJGRHRHR. GHHUUAUAAAHAGHHHHHHB BLEESAARGEHJJJJS SBDBGRGEGEEERNRBRVRV#π₯°πβ€οΈππππ€ππππ»π½π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©π©ββ€οΈβπ©π«Άπ«Άβ€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯βΊοΈβ€οΈππ₯°π₯°πππππππ€ππ«Άππ₯°π₯°ππππ©ββ€οΈβπ©π©ββ€οΈ#FUCKING DIES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!#evearyone shut the fuck up for one thpusdnd yearras inam going to kill you all woth fucking hammors#GRRGRRRRRGHHHBHGHHGHHHH. AUUUGHHH!!!!!!!#gonna keep typin out my fcking insane garbled elsritch ebast noises until i run out of tags but youll still hear my frantic desperate howlin#g throughout the empty halls of tumblr dot com#FUCJKKK!!!!!!!!!!! GRGRRRGBHHB RIPS YKU TO SHREDS WITH MY TEETH!!!!!!!!!!#I FUCKING LOVE YOU GIRLβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦..#β€οΈπππππ₯°ππ©ββ€οΈβπ©π©ββ€οΈβπ©πβ€οΈβπ₯ππ«Άππππππ₯°π»π»π½β€οΈβπ₯βΊοΈπ©ββ€οΈβπβπ©ππ©ββ€οΈβπ©ππ»π₯°πππDIES
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fuck marry kill antony, licha, marcus π€
THIS IS A SET UP.... AND SOOO EASY πππ sorry mr brazil
fuck β licha. EZ! i wanna visit the butchery...
marry β marcus immediately. i have the rings, i have the suits, the venue, the guest list, the cake(s), and lastly the power π€ΈπΏ
kill β antony. i am so sorry. it has to be done. i kill him by scissor-tackling him at old trafford. at least he died where his heart is π«ΆπΏπ«£ or maybe kill him by baseball. i just think he'd like that.
#antonyians look away#anon asks#fmk game#no one is shocked AT ALL#also u guys can keep this going if u want i am having Fun π€π€#rip to antony santos you would have loved spurs losing to southampton
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