I’m going to give no context and just post this shoddy comic strip about Ganondorf’s nightmare

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

What if this was Luigi's fight all along?

The audacity of well established bands to only sell merch for their most recent album. You bastards, you fiends, your peak popularity was in 2007, sell me a tshirt with old album art for the love of god.

Tim was bored.

That alone was unusual. Between being a vigilante, being a detective, and trying to balance his job with his sleep schedual he almost always had something to keep him busy.

Not tonight. He was just hopping from rooftop to rooftop on his patrol root when he saw something. It was...a hand? A glowing white hand sticking up from the roof of the building he was on some distance away. He approached it wearily until the hand apparently decided he had come close enough and desended back into the roof.

It popped up only a moment later and placed an ornate chest down in front of itself before sinking into the stone again. Tim knew it was a stupid move, but he approached the box and lifted the lid.

Inside was a cashe of ancient gold coins and uncut emeralds. Tim stared at it in confusion before he sensed the anticipation in the air around him, and just like that his self preservation training around magic kicked in and he swung the lid shut, "I am not accepting this!"

The anticipation turned to shock in an instant and turned to disappointment just as quickly. The box vanished quickly and the chill that he hadn't even notice had surrounded him dissipated.

His com crackled to life with multiple frantic family members asking him questions. He explained the best he could and was ordered back to the cave.

This scene repeated several times, each time he would be offered a greater treasure. Tim never accepted it though and the hand would leave seeming dejected.

The last time this happened Tim asked the hand what all the offers were for and it used sign language to spell out the word "Dowery"

Can be used with any bat

i would kill myself without free pdf download online

a smooch for Valentine's

Sometimes I see people I know from tumblr in the acknowledgements of a cosmere book and it’ll be like beta readers! Helped with image descriptions! well if you ever see something like “thank you to luke [lastname] for explaining to me how liquor works” that’s me. that’s me.

Literally cannot stop thinking about the way michael sheen delivered the line "I need you" in the last 10 minutes of 2x06. There was no need to put his whole michussy into that

THEY ARE LITERALLY 5 YEARS OLD LMFAO

tried to oppose the godlike powers of a turbulent river and got myself concussed. got dragged down stream & kept getting my ass obliterated by the current and the small stones along the river bed

there's a 100m beaver literally trying to crush you to death can you guys not flirt for like five seconds

the new the 1975 album is already altering my body’s chemistry. i have listened to about you on repeat for half an hour. i am not who i was when i woke up. matty healy i want to kiss you and also hit you with my car.

SOLO SIKOA WWE BACKLASH (MAY 4, 2024)

GUYS I JUST FINISHED BOOK 3 RAHHH *looks around to see if anyone is watching and very quickly grabs book 4*