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y’all: “wow i miss ewan i wish he would do more public appearances!!!”
ewan: *does a public appearance*
some of y’all: “omg what if he is gay and autistic??”
Y’ALL. PERHAPS THAT’S WHY THE MAN DOESN’T DO PUBLIC EVENTS. y’all need to chill.
#everyone needs to take a collective deep breath#and get a damn grip#ewan mitchell#ewan nation#ewanverse#house of the dragon#hotd
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why do all the killers in s1 want to date hannibal so bad. he’s the hottest girl in school and they’re all down horrendously bad but he’s obsessed with will, the sad loser in the corner who doesn’t even notice him… what in the high school romcom is this
#there is so much dating imagery in this show#‘the killer is peacocking for the ripper’ okay ??? damn they all want him#tobias literally serenaded him. wrote him a love song and a visual poem#and what does will do? he just sits there and says the most deranged shit you ever heard#whispers the edgiest lines under his breath and darts his eyes#and hannibal is pulling his hair and giggling and rolling around in his bed like get a GRIP#hannibal is not god’s strongest soldier that’s the message of the show#for a cannibal he has horrifically poor taste in men#hannibal#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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guarentee every white lib thats pretending to be a leftist and losing their minds about margot robbie not being nominated for best actress and being "snubbed" while downplaying and not giving a shit that lily gladstone is the first native person ever to be nominated for best actress hasnt even fucking watched killers of the flower moon but i mean like yeah i expect a well directed and acted drama highlighting atrocities committed against indigenous people wasnt viewed by most white liberal feminists who thought a 2 hour toy advertisement was revolutionary and life-changing.
#its all about girl power til its a woman of color#anyways i can already sense the incoming hate for making this post. save it and just block me.#and yes there are also things to criticize about kotfm of course i know that and ive posted about that before so dont even try it#you KNOW damn well thats not why white libs are criticizing it#also that awful throaway line about smallpox blankets in the barbie movie too like. get a grip.#greta gerwig has always been a shitty cryptoconservative this isnt news#yall will bend every fucking which way but loose to justify sending hate to lily gladstone for this#yall disgust me#🌲
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Alterous attraction is so wild because it’s like I love you in a way neither of us can comprehend, I love you like the birds love the sun in the morning, I love you like the moon clinging to the night sky, I love you when we’re holding hands or cuddling or just sharing a space, I love you when you laugh or smile, I love you when you are near me and far away from me, I love you without a label, I love you when we go at our own pace, I love you when we express our love in different ways, I love you because you are my person and I am yours, we are friends and we are more and I love you
#y’all it is 1am and the pining is insane#thomas thorne wishes he was me rn#it’s so weird because like I’ve never felt like this before until now???#it’s so confusing and I’m halfway to like ‘get a grip girl this isn’t you’ but like it IS and I am learning to feel my feelings#damn this emotion stuff his hard#anyways yeah#alterous attraction#alterous yearning#<- literally me every day
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gentle reminder that you are always welcome to spam like or rb any of my posts at any time. it brings me joy. idgaf about engagement or if it’s considered ‘rude’ by others. you are allowed to enjoy what i post. that’s why it’s there.
#this is bc i saw another post of a fic author being all#‘pls don’t spam like or i’ll block u 🥰 esp if u don’t rb 🥰#you’re literally turning away people who are just trying to enjoy your blog#people with brainrot on the same characters as you that you might get along with#imagine a musician saying ‘you can like my music but don’t obsess over it in a way that i can see it bc that’s rude’#like get a fucking grip#SORRY#just turn on your damn notif filters or smth if it bothers you that much#gnight#love yall
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this game is so good
#rusted moss#it's also super bad bc super hard to get a grip on the controls#and things can be hard to see#but damn the aesthetics and the themes make up for it#what? I'm biased bc the protag girl is trans?#i mean yes#but still#gaming in the moonsink
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my toxic trait is that i thought a mating press was a physical object that someone got "pressed" into and not like. a sex position. i thought a mating press was kind of like one of those cow squeezer things that calms them down when theyre all anxious. but like. for sex. like stocks kind of but not quite?? idk i learned something new today
#note to self. look up things when you dont know what they mean#i was like damn people are really into this mating press thing#i wonder where they get them#no bitch its an extra close missionary position. getta grip#still really hot though like god damn
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Seven Fic(s) Sunday
@mellaithwen had a moment of sheer insanity and decided that instead of doing seven sentences from one fic she'd do a sentence (or two) from seven different fics!?
(Amy, blink twice if this is a hostage situation.)
But I'm also unhinged so I thought hey why not, surely I have seven WIPs lying around. And sure enough I do! So here we are:
1) F&F AU:
“How’d you get up here so quickly?” an officer asks him when taking Buck’s statement.
“How’d it take you so long to get here?” Buck fires back.
2) The Xedgin Fic That's Giving Me Fits:
“You probably won’t be able to save him,” Holga points out. “You’ll just be killing yourself, too.”
3) The Gang Plays D&D
When Chim shows up with a whole notebook of backstory relevant to the actual world Bobby’s constructed, they all get the very disconcerting sight of Bobby trying not to cry with joy. Athena mutters he hadn’t even looked so happy at their wedding.
4) Platonic Sugar Baby AU:
��Let me get this straight,” Maddie says. “This guy doesn’t treat you like a piece of meat and you’re… unhappy about it?”
5) Star Trek AU:
“Your girlfriend took a job on an archeological dig halfway across the known galaxy,” Hen points out.
“Women flee you?” Ensign Panikkar looks both dismayed and weirdly impressed, which is depressing. “Routinely?”
6) Jingle Bells I'm in Hell and Nobody Cares (AKA the Mystery Pairing Fic You All Will Be Subjected To):
Here’s the thing, because—as previously stated—Jamie Winter is not jealous, or envious, or concerned, or anything else in regards to DI Ben Jones. It’s just that while he knows Barnaby might’ve forgotten, Sarah Barnaby is the reigning Midsomer Quiz Night Champion and one hundred percent did not forget, which means this can only be one thing:
This is an ambush.
7) It's Only Six Months Until Halloween:
“What do you mean?” Buck asks, picking up the crumpled receipt and handing it back to Eddie.
Eddie stares at Buck. In fact, everyone’s kinda staring at Buck.
And yes, Chim is the only one of the D&D group who shows up prepared with a plot-relevant character backstory. Which, as any DM will tell you, is plenty of good reason to burst into tears. XD
#mads writes stuff#tagging thing#mellaithwen#this was a lot of fun LOL#I have three Halloween fics planned for this year#and my goal - Satan help me - is to have my Xedgin fic and the other Buddie fics finished before that#Buck: this sugar daddy doesn't want to fuck me and I'm MAD about it#Maddie: I'm gonna need you to walk me through this one again bud#also given all the info mentioned in that sentence I shared y'all should damn well be able to figure out what that random ship is#and exactly what brand of insanity has gripped me this time#also! whoever can guess what the Halloween snippet I shared is about gets um! I don't know! A prize! Something! Cookies!#I will give one hint: it's a bit that I 100% stole from another TV show
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Love how this outtro contains both the biggest slap in the face the show has to offer as well as arguably my favourite shot of all outtros, full stop.
#yugioh 5ds#yusei fudo#aki izayoi#akiza izinski#faithshipping#orchid watches 5ds (again)#anyway guess who deadass forgot that the recap episode was a thing that existed#I do always like seeing Carly but ep 130 is easily a contender for the most forgettable episode in the entire show#also.#the d r e a d as I realised that I've reached the final stretch of the show#like this is it. this is the final outtro.#when I tell you I literally felt my heart sink knowing I'm about to get to the final WRGP duel and the ark cradle arc#and CRY LIKE AN IDIOT OVER THE ENDING AGAIN#I'm in too deep help me#I've said it before but THE GRIP THIS SHOW HAS ON ME AFTER TEN YEARS#anyway so if you're wondering why my rewatch is going at s snail's pace now?#IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS#I'M NOT READY TO CRY DAMN IT#episode 130#screencaps
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it's unfortunate that twitter is the most convenient place to find TL news and latest pictures because wow the fandom over there is really a cesspool. I so need them to learn it's not actually funny to make fun of the cast for losing and then TAG the creators in said petty comments all over SHIPS. if you hate the show so deeply to be cheering in joy over its award show demise and echoing the commentary of the people who have always thought ted lasso was trash, just because you think it's appropriate ~revenge~ for a bad season like uhhh. maybe it's time to take a step back and leave the fandom because you clearly aren't enjoying yourself. and then the audacity to get on there every day demanding a season 4?? like what about the way they tweet at them do they think is enticing these creators to want to make more?
#ted lasso#listen i don't care about jason but to actually analyze his reactions when it panned to him just to take pleasure in his disappointment#is soooooooo weird and unkind#and far removed from a normal criticism of the show#especially coming from someone calling themselves a FAN of the show ??? like get a grip#i'm sure we all know which part of the fandom this is but let just say. why is it always the straight ships?#god and it's deeply annoying that every time brett and juno do something (which brings me joy) it's tainted by people being annoying about#lack of a rk endgame#like NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT DAMN ENDGAMES can't we just be happy we get to see them again#like at a certain point your ship didn't happen GET OVER IT idk sorry if that's bitter lol#.#okay i'm logging off for the day hopefully that all was too much for me lmao
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all rowoon’s script really read was “get a grip, jang sin yu”
#it’s all he says#might as well get it tattooed#GET A DAMN GRIP SIN YU#destined with you#rowoon#kdrama#korean drama#kdrama review#review#tvn netflix#kdrama text post#kdrama recommendations
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oh my GOD you guys are truly insufferable does it rlly pain u that much to like art of someone who also draws kyman that u have to. like go through a whole routine just to be sure they’re pure or whatever lmao
#guys. guys. i know this is crazy but listen: people can like kyman and style at the same time and draw art for both of those ships#UGHHH u guys r weird.#lit rally get a grip you’re griping over ships from a cartoon#god. kyman antis r very superficial like we’re not watching the same damn show#ok whatever Ty for reading ily#kyman#south park#ex: person i just reblogged staig from also does style n creek n cryle and a bunch of others but ig because they also do kyman all of their#art is weird#like#ok
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I will say this to anybody who can’t conceptualize queer still being or ever being a slur: the first time I ever thought my life and safety was in danger because of my sexuality I got asked verbatim if I was a queer lol
#i don’t think people need to stop saying it at all don’t get me wrong#hell it’s easier a lot of the time and every word has stigma. but damn get a grip
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every time someone complains about side orders story i add another day to agent 4's prison sentence
#splatoon#side order#its a ROGUELIKE of COURSE ITS NOT LIKE OCTO EXPANSION get a GRIP#“it was too shallow!” have you considered that the gameplay is not linear like a traditional story mode#and have you also considered that the main focus is on the gameplay#hence why they prominently advertised that it can be played “again and again”#and secondly have you considered that by playing over and over again (the point of the damn mode in the first place) you unlock more story#instead of just beating it once or twice and going “its too shallow! hate it!
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looked in the notes of a smash or pass poll for otis and someone said "Rapist. Pass. What tf is wrong with you guys who are smashing." .........you do realize he's from a movie right.
#hes a rapist !!!!!! hes a fictional character from a rob zombie movie.#this aint a damn poll on smash or pass an actual rapist bro.#its a picture of bill moseley in an albino wig playing a fictional serial killer named after a fucking marx brothers character#get a grip#captain's log
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