would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
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The magic of a scorching summer evening
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oh to be a tiny little beanie baby
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a knight fights scorch the beanie baby dragon
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butch nonspecific bean bag bears. they should let me design toys for children actually
their names are handy, married, grease, and freak ❤️
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how to make your own beanie buddy!!
first: sacrifice a beanie D: this was a damaged and worn zip the cat. farewell sweet prince. thanks for your service. anyway take that beanie to bits
iron the pieces and trace them to make a pattern (make notes about how to reassemble NOW before you forget!)
Ask your sister to use her work printer to blow up the pattern from A5 to A3! thats four times bigger!!
get some plushy fabric from the craft store and get tracing and cutting (using medical scissors from that surgery you had four years ago)
SEW THAT BABY TOGETHER and then pick apart the head because you messed up AND THEN SEW IT BACK TOGETHER PROPERLY!!
make a little face :3 eyes, nose and whiskers!!
fill that beast with BEANS using your sister's hamilton shotglass (and some fluff for the head and body)
sew her up.... and take some photos!!
optional step: repeat the process to make some siblings!
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there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.
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The beginning and the end
Happy new year !
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blah blah blah aging tumblr population etc etc if you are ever visiting a family that just had a baby, and you know that they have other small children, bring a little something for each of the other kids. it doesn’t have to be anything fancy but, even the most charitable, well-behaved child starts feeling left out and lonely after the nth visitor brings gifts and attention for their parents and new sibling and, either isn’t there for them at all or the only engage with them about their baby sibling, especially since their parents have probably been completely consumed with the new baby. make their day and they will remember that bit of kindness and attention from you forever.
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