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I’m just a person, standing in front of the internet, asking it to only write Hallmark Christmas movie inspired Criminal Minds* fanfic until the end of January (at least)
*other fandoms are available
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The girls finally talked things over with a little help.
Their "mentors" also seem to have things to talk about…
Listen, I don't know who came up with the idea for this ship, but I think it makes sense and I'm here for it.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin hotel carmilla#bloominggun#carmilla carmine#carmilla x rosie#rosie x carmilla#rosie hazbin hotel#carmilla hazbin hotel#wlw art#yuri#old yuri#I KNOW THAT CARMILLA GOSSIP WITH ZESTIAL AS MUCH ROSSIE AND ALASTOR#I just like to think abt old women that know too much about love loving eachother ok?#chaggie#maybe? they are also there tho
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Birds of a Feather
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#marinette dupain cheng#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#Ms. Mendeleiev#Mr. Damocles#lila rossi#why does mendeleiev favor marinette in this au you ask?#because mendeleiev is a science gay next question#also damocles is just projecting onto marinette gfhdfgdfg#hes like this child... must have the same issue i did... as when i was#mister owl... she must be thinking she can take on the world... ill steer her right!!#meanwhile marinette is holding paris up on her SHOULDERS#and yes chloe did come in clutch. im mad she doesn't show much in this chapter lol#but i have other lesbians to draw in this one
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endless list of random motogp things - being the gayest motorsport out there (part three)
#motogp#marc marquez#valentino rossi#jorge lorenzo#fabio quartararo#tony arbolino#aron canet#(and others)#motogpthings#my gifs#*#here it finally is#we'll probably be able to have a part four if I dig more / reuse other stuff#also depends about how well this one does too I guess#gm#100
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Spencer Reid according to Rossi:
#Every time I hear the line I'm LAUGHING AND CRY LAUGHING#the way rossi says FBI also reminds me of god herself aka Philomena Chunk#criminal minds#spencer reid
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vale has his 2004-2005 yamaha in his room !!!!
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BAU men salsa dancing headcanons
Rossi is surprisingly good at it, although his movements are more on the stiff side. He does mostly the basic steps, like an uncle dancing at a wedding. He will spin you once or twice and even pull one of those leaning endings just as a show off.
Hotch is stiff, like, spaghetti before boiling stiff. The first time he dances, it's an awkward mess, although he grasped the steps pretty quickly. The second time, he is just as stiff but with more technique, he probably took a salsa class on the side. Basic steps only, playfully spins you off beat just so he can hug you, has a blast because he sees you have a blast.
Morgan is good, mad good. He will know how to spin you, cha cha cha, drop it and reverse it. He was probably forced to learn when Garcia was too shy to go to a class by herself, and surprise, surprise, he was excellent at it. If you are not careful, he might be even better than you. Can take it slow and simple if that's the mood, he is just happy to shake his but a bit.
Spencer knows the origins, raise, and fall of salsa dancing. He knows the names of all the steps by heart, and even the speed at which his body should move. Little problem? It just doesn't. He stumbles and steps on feet time and again, he won't look up from looking at his feet as he recites what the movements are supposed to look like. When he finally relaxes, he can sort of do it well, it's awkward and very basic, it's more you taking the lead, spinning him, and moving his arms, but it's nonetheless fun. He also has a last although he ended up breathless.
Luke is effortless, my man is latino, so you know he was peer pressured into learning growing up. He sings while he dances and will always take the lead. He prefers the simple, more casual steps, though if he gets lost in the music, he will begin to show off. He definitely smiles the entire time like a good performer, and will even do the 'two at a time' steps if any of the girls join you om the dance floor.
Matt is similar to Rossi, he got some of the steps down, but won't go as far as doing over complicated spins. He is elegant and less stiff, since he is tall, like, very tall, it looks a bit clumsy, but he always enjoys himself when he is dancing. He will, however, get tired pretty quickly, even when he is used to all types of cardio, the dancing just takes too much brain effort.
#david rossi#spencer reid#derek morgan#aaron hotchner#luke alvez#matt simmons#spencer reid x reader#derek morgan x reader#i guess rossi is also#david rossi x reader#but like platonic!!!!#luke alvez x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#criminal minds#head canon#criminal minds headcanons
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Thinking about how when Shadybug and Claw Noir are evil, they can be redeemed since they're traumatized kids being manipulated by an adult taking advantage of them. When Lila and Chloe are evil, they're irredeemable monsters who know exactly what they're doing and deserve what's coming to them.
#miraculous ladybug#shadybug and claw noir#chloe bourgeois#lila rossi#shadybug#claw noir#miraculous critical#I do think Shadybug & Claw Noir did deserve redemption#I believe they are kids being taken advantage of#But I also think Chloe and Lila deserve redemption as well#All four of these characters would also need a chance to make up for their mistakes#Claw & Shady were straight terrorists#Chloe and Lila did horrible things to their classmates#But they are all redeemable
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greatest bit he’s done yet
#miniminuteman#milo rossi#thank you my favorite archeology white boy!!!!!!#ma babey#massachusetts#i love him so much#and also massachusetts#and the celtics#💚💚💚
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Evryting makes sanse abut luca and valentino onces you know that luca father is a psychologist and vale dad is an ex hippi rider
#and that graziono was a stage dad and luca dad does not relly looks like that#and also vale was rice by both parent that were still im their tenege mind sete#while luca got more adult graudn parent#motogp#valentino rossi#lucs marini
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migno?
#insane#valentino rossi#marc marquez#jorge lorenzo#dani pedrosa#how did he even get these photos#also valentino has the prettiest eyes ever
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Birds of a Feather
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#feralnette au#my art#long post#birds of a feather#marinette dupain cheng#lila rossi#felix culpa#luka couffaine#ms mendeleiev#alya cesaire#as a note this update HEAVILY references the past two chapters#so if you havent read them#they wont entirely make sense#but i hope its obvious enough#ive been building up this nonsense for a bit#a certain scene here also parallels a scene in chapter zero
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endless list of random motogp things - marc marquez + fixing other people's clothes
#motogp#marc marquez#valentino rossi#jorge lorenzo#jose luis martinez#4693#9399#my gifs#*#motogpthings#I'm sorry I'll never be able to color that all in scene#the speed are also a little wonky here#my bad#100
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One day, you'll figure me out. I'll meet judgment by the hounds.
#marc marquez#valentino rossi#motogp#bynadya#rosquez#*lyrics#ughhhhh the lyrics….. i'm going insane#also im so rusty wtf is this jssshs#im making this in hurry i have to go in like ten minutes lol
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I need all of you to look at Vale's Misano 2020 helmet real quick.
Yep. That little blue pill is Viagra. With one pill already missing from the blister pack.
Apparently the "La Doppia" refers to the double header San Marino GP that took place due to the pandemic regulations, and also just a reference to "second rounds" I suppose. Aldo Drudi, Vale's long time collaborator and helmet designer said that the viagra was a reference to how he was an old man at 40 and would need some extra energy for the double race.
Apparently when Vale set the fastest lap during FP3 of the Misano GP, the commentators talked about how he was "riding hard".
Also because he's a cheeky little fuck he posted on his ig about how his Mugello 2021 helmet announcing Francesca's pregnancy with their daughter was a natural progression of the Misano 2020 Viagra helmet. It's stupid but who else would dare to do something like this.
#he needs to be in jail#never stopped laughing at his own ass#most unserious man ever#also while looking around for this helmet I found this automotive advice blog from India#and one contributer had written a long emotional post about his retirement and how much Vale meant to them#crazy because I didn't expect him to be big in India#but he is#apparently when Vale was in Delhi for auto expo in 2010 they hung around his hotel lobby to meet him#which was such a cute detail#:)#also I guess my helmet obsession is never ending I suppose#valentino rossi#vale#viagra helmet#misano 2020#San Marino GP 2020#motogp
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