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Unfortunately too real but not in the cry for help way. I'm just gay and like Vampires.
#not quite dead podcast#not quite dead#nqd#gay vampires#should i get my friend help#you can tell me#no but seriously he's fine just silly#and a freak
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Go fucking kill yourself ugly freak
#Ugly?..... You know what an anonymous person on Tumblr looks like????????????#I AM an ugly girl tho 😔 LOL#and a FREAK#Lol!
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when you lose a game of chess against a stranger at the airport and the stranger's flight gets canceled so you invite him to spend the night on your private island, and you have a candle lit dinner and some wine, before spending the entirety of the next day hunting the stranger for sport
#i love how david was like i have to get a refund for my ticket so i can pay you for your kindness like davidddd the man's a millionare#and a freak
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Woah, people still have 1D blogs like this…? Get a fucking life, go outside. You’re a goddamn freak.
The funny thing is I've not even had this blog 12 months. And I'm the happiest I've ever been.
I have a life and go outside on a regular basis. Just because you spend all your time sending anon hate to people, doesn't mean those people don't have successful careers, relationships and social lives outside of their blogs.
Also, I'm proudly a freak - I know your mind is blown 🤯
#Little grey person#Anon#Really?#Im married#I work a full time job as a doctor#I play roller derby twice a week#I volunteer with kids once a week#I have the most amazing pals I've met on here#I'm happy#And a freak#A complicated freak at that
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oc time, meet Harvey Chen, an absolute fashion king from Arizona!
#feli art#art#doodles#drawings#artists on tumblr#digital art#oc#oc stuff#oc art tag#he's asexual as well have i mentioned that#oh and he's very devious#and a freak
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals#closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7#dungeon meshi
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elf ears
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#farlyn#marcille#laios#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#ryoko kui mentioned in one of the extras(?) that elf ears are soft and thin like a goat's and it's just so cuteee#they're so biteable#farlyn impulsive thoughts#comic#the touden siblings are freaks like that (affectionate)
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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:
When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!
#Amaury Guichon#I would freak out too just to see him in the kitchen#chocolate guy#im happy to just watch him create his desserts#masterchef australia#cake#mine
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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.
Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone
He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT
He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him
and now this.
Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.
Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#al talks about things#OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE#he isn't blorbo yet#but he could be#anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care#No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal#because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME...#i am completely unwifeable by 1929s standards#anyways im such a catch... any takers? 💅#this is stupid#i HAVE to know whether the nail polish question added or subtracted from your total wife rating#i LOVE red nail polish i NEED to know if that would have made me slutty in 1929
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Finally watching the latest Project Voltage video, and while I'm sure Game Freak hasn't officially made it a rule that all trans-coded trainers get Eevee starters now, we're currently sitting two for two.
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Buckshot: Part 1 of 4
Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
#hazbin hotel#radioapple#hazbin hotel fanart#human AU#these aus are so freaking fun to work on#it’s like that movie everything everywhere all at once#alastor#Lucifer hazbin#husk#niffty#Charlie Morningstar#Saint Peter
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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.
#stardew valley#spoilers#stardew valley spoilers#stardew valley 1.6 update#drinking mayonnaise#also this was during a green rain day#so folks were already freaked out#i am making things worse on purpose haha#anyway i'm obsessed with the fact that you can drink mayo#and i enjoy that i'm properly shamed for it
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Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out
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