me screaming along to but daddy i love him knowing damn well i was one of the sarah’s and hannah’s begging her to come to her senses
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That one time when i was playing stardew valley and had to find out that you can get into romantic relationships with other characters throught twitter cause i've spend 99% of the time trying to befriend a homeless man.
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All my stories in one place
Alright, new master list containing ALL of my stories so far.
Just a small thing before you hit that 'Read More', okay??
Sentient Lost Light AU, Shattered Glass Lost Light AU, Mecha!Pilot AU, as well as the character Morphia and this particular version of Lord Imperious were made by @cuppajj.
SG!Starhawk is @dimorphodon-x's character
Eda of Unicron is @tachyon-omlette's character
This should be enough for now. There's more info and stuff once you hit one of the links.
If you're looking for my "A Bird's Tale" series, here's the masterpost for that. No way I'm I going to copy all the links again.
Here's the "Meanwhile, in Another Universe" series
(Plays in the normal sentient Lost Light Au from cuppa)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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And here's the list for the story involving cuppa's Lord Imperious and my Quick Search:
Of computers and mechs
2. Of Plants and Freedom
3. Something's going on
4. A Message in a Bottle often finds its Way
5. Of research and programming
6. This Changes Everything
7. Changes aren't always wanted, but sometimes needed
8. A new friend? Maybe.
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Stories involving Eda
You admire me?
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Tales from the Neutral Zone:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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AU where Hot Rod is the new leader of the Autobots:
How Hot Rod accidentally took over the Decepticons and became Rodimus
The Struggles of a Young Leader
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Starhopper's Logbooks
Starhopper's Logbook Entries Part 1
Starhopper's Logbook Entries Part 2
Starhopper's Logbooks Entries Part 3
Starhopper's Logbook Entries Part 4
Icarus
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Bird's of a Feather AU
Part 1
Part 2
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Others
That super secre thing (Hot Rod x Overlord)
Somethig cursed (like, really cursed)
Processor aches are no fun (Apprentice and Danny)
Strawberry's Adventures (Part 1)
A story set in Cuppa's Mecha!Pilot AU
The small special involving Dino's SG!Starhawk
Strawberry meets Morphia
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it brings me endless joy to know that my wife's coworkers either primarily or exclusively know me as that guy who immediately rushed to their place of employment upon hearing there was a fully intact animal spine behind the building
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Something something the way that Crowley introduced himself to Aziraphale the first time they met in the garden and reacted as if they had never met before. Something about him later behaving as if he did actually have those memories of their time in Heaven together and trying to pass it off as being someone different now. Something about Heaven's way of punishing angels that go against the plan by erasing their memories. Something about Crowley seeing Gabriel without his memory and saying "ask him properly." Something about "remember it now" "it hurts, to remember. my head isn't built for that" "I know. Do it anyway"
Something about "I know. Looking at where the furniture isn't"
Something about I know
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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