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Ark from Portugal please know you are the reason my 3ds has stopped working..
#daily stuff i guess#my screen isnt moving#and I cant press any buttons#Ark from Portugal what have you done
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aaaaaaaaaaaa a friend gifted me their sega mega drive and im just oughhhhh 😭😭💕💕
#'hey wanna come outside for a quick smoke' *gives me a huge package out of nowhere*#thank you so much niila im still speechless dfgkjdhfgkjd#i gotta buy a compatible scart cable and new controllers; i cant get the video output to work properly with the supplied rf#and the controller buttons dont really work unless you press super hard#guess i'll have to start looking for more games to buy as well lmao. if any of you have recommendations hmu!!#i got Sonic 2. Mortal Kombat 3. The Revenge of Shinobi and The Little Mermaid included in the package#personal
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Performed Knife Surgery on my favorite silver knife bc its screw was loose hfkshjf but I had to take off the clip thing to get to the blade screw & the screws are weird star tips. Thankfully my sister's fiance just happened to have some of those (for his ps4)
Knife Surgery Is Complete. Took me a bit to get the exact right tightness to be as tight as possible w/o inhibiting the blade opening, but I got it
#speculation nation#idk there's just smth about opening a knife. pressing a button and hearing that Shhk.#knowing i have complete control over the blade. it feels comfortable to me.#it's very different from when i was a teen & my dad would pass me his pocket knife to use when opening smth.#i was so intimidated by the spring release. couldnt use it. and now i use it like it's nothing.#probably symptomatic of other things with my brain but To Be Fair i havent injured myself on any of my pocket knives.#cant say the same thing about my machete but shhh it's fiiine. we r not talking about her.#i got a knew knife for my birthday. this tiny little pocket knife with a leaf shape. it's rly cool#i'll have to post pictures of it later.#me sitting there with my new leaf knife and my favorite silver knife and my new favorite butterfly design knife#and my swiss army knife and my lil black pocket knife and my keychain key knife#might as well call me millions knives bc ive got So Many Fucking Knives.#idk i just love them! i just think theyre neat ❤
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A secret if you're petty by nature and can't get the last word in on an internet fight is you can always be the first one to hit the block button and that legally means you win
(this is a joke. im kidding. i dont actually believe this. im making a silly joke on the internet for fun)
#did i block people out of spite. yes. and what about it#im spiteful as hell and ooooo i love to press a fuckin block button#but seriously the debate wasnt going to go anywhere any way and blocking was my way of closing that chapter#i cant change peoples minds sometimes and thats okay. some arguments you dont win and cant win#so you have to let it go#blocking was also a way to ensure that i cant go back to look at the posts and ruminate on them#because ngl i have been doing that for the last few hours and its just not worth it#there are better things in life i could be doing other than being grumpy
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be me. play disco elysium all day. get [character] killed during [major plot point #1]. immediately save scum while in tears. save [character] during [major plot point #1]. immediately walk right into [major plot point #2]. do decently until getting self almost killed. game glitches. close game. previous save sends me back to before even first attempt at saving [character]. fucking give up on all of this and go to commie book club and karaoke
#first time first thing happened i was so viscerally upset i quit being a cop#even after the game basically told me outright If You Pick This The Game Will End#the only conceivable button i could press#anyway i also keep forgetting to talk to klaasje after kims bedtime so ill do that too#but that is for tomorrow...... my body cant take any more adrenaline today lmao#txt
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i was able to get twilight princess wii version working on the dolphin emulator. it was a little tricky though. certain actions like catching fish required me to map a specific button to do the wiimote wiggles the game wanted. also there were graphical issues that i had to download a mod or something to fix. but. other than that i was able to play it! so theres an option for ya
sadly the issue i always run into isn't gameplay-related, it's usually performance related, since my laptop is roughly from 2007 or so. most games i try to emulate that are within the range of gamecube-ps2 era (and anything beyond) usually run below double digit frames.
#ask#catboygirljoker#hence why id rather a physical copy than emulation in this case#ik i can probably mod my wii but. id rather not ruin my wii honestly#my old laptop was able to handle emulation really well#when i played animal crossing city folk. i modded the entire controls to an xbox controller (since its a wii game)#and i had a button used for enabling wii cursor movements (for typing and using my inventory) to the joystick#which. honestly feels better to use for typing with a controller? like you hold R1 and move the joystick around and press A#which. makes me wonder why no ones tried it for current age typing with controller(?)#i dont have any new consoles so for all ik they already do that#but yeah. ive tried playing games im absolutely itching to play from my childhood but cant due to my hardware issues#it makes me want to implode honestly#the curses of having a laptop that does. okay at most things. but playing games isnt one#especially in a field where game devs dont really care too much about the person with the laptop from two decades ago#its sad but. i cant do anything about it#i cant even play current day gmod for example. i have to resort back to gmod 12.#which is a little saddening because some old addons (like playX) dont work anymore for gmod 12#most ive been doing in gmod 12 is just personalizing it for myself. have a stupid joke where i call it gammy's mod 2001 xp vista#had like 4 people ask me what it was#i only have CSS and HL2DM ''mounted'' atm. tf2 would be such a pain to port honestly.#primarily because gmod 12 is a sourcemod so it doesnt actively look for file directories. instead it looks in source sdk base 2007#so you gotta copy all your files from those games there. and i dont have lots of space#anyway i really do appreciate your ask!!!! my situation is just. complicated.
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hey u haven't been posting as much as before. everything ok?<3 I love seeing you on my dash u have the absolute best vibes <33
!!! HELLO omg....smiles and smiling....thank u for dropping by :') ur too kind i'm so glad u enjoy my silly postings and silly vibes ≧◡≦ <3
i have been rather inactive it is true....u kno how it is.....some things came up...got enveloped by the fog.....and then there was this whole thing where i had to go to tselinoyarsk and fight my mentor and some weirdo cowboy.....sigh......oh and i got sent to earth to roll some katamaris........................... mmmnnnnngh no but rest assured everything's largely okay, there's no Terrible Reason why i've been quiet, i may continue to be quieter than i was for a while but i am definitely not going anywhere....mgs brainrot is definitely still extremely strong.....and drawing in general is my entire ummmm purpose in life i crumble and wither if i dont draw frequently so u know.
i guess it feels like i was posting a Lot until recently, especially during the where's ocie event for example jhghgfgf that was a frenzied time....so as well as the various factors that have kept me from posting as much lately i've also sort of been content to take a bit of a break.....it also doesn't help that i was working on a fic for a couple of weeks recently and i sort of couldn't rly find the time/energy to both write And draw hgjhgjh......now that i got the fic finished i can probably post some more, lol funny u sent this today bc i was vaguely thinking earlier that i could maybe draw something to post today (it has not actually transpired thus but the thought was there) .........
so yeah ...smiles my 8 billion smiles i appreciate u checking in truly :-) i hope you are also doing okay and having/have had an excellent day o7 <3333 thank u 4 being here....and pls stay tuned ٩(^‿^)۶
#i will not bore u all with too much of my personal circumstances i am simply a silly creature but hrm my life is a little weeeughhhhghhg#if i can get a job soon i will probably actually post More...or more regularly/scheduledly#bc things would be more Stable and i could be like ah time to go home and draw penis <3#also. all my hobbies like. sewing. viddy game. drawing. scrolling on that damn phone. all involve my hands/wrist and sometimes like...#if i do too much of one thing like too much pressing buttons on video game it makes my wrist/arm ache a bit or like it will do if i then#draw as well#but ummmmmm yeah whatever#actually also jghgfgfdgd i feel like autumn/winter is the optimal posting time bc when its sunny all evening im like...i cant concentrate#as much?#like drawing during the day when its sunny im like...no...i gotta be out there....cant sit in here.......#there are many factors quite frankly#i miss penis fridays to be honest...........u kno what maybe i could just post like Once A Week regardless of whther its penis or not#a weekly scheduled post of any kind would be doable..........#hmmm whatever whatever#i love u people in my puter. and i hope to return to full penis power soon#<333333333333333333333333333
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"10too however is very much not that. He has the same mind up to christmas invasion AND THEN NONE OF THE CHARACTER GROWTH WHATSOEVER FROM TEN. HE NEVER EXPERIENCED LOSING ROSE IN DOOMSDAY AND SKIPPED MARTHA ENTIRELY AND SKIPPED WILF AND MISS MINOGUE AND ALL OF DONNA UP TIL the end of turn left and then stolen earth/journey’s end"
youre kidding right? he has all the memories that ten has up until that dalek shoots him in the street. how else would he even know wtf was going on?? once again. ONLY HIS PHYSICAL FORM grew from the hand. the regeneration energy--which is the ESSENCE of the doctor, was after he was shot in the stolen earth. it's the SAME guy. in a different body.
and he quite clearly doesnt have donna's mind because on 2 separate occasions in the show, she says something and BOTH doctors say "we didn't think of that". he is a BIOLOGICAL metacrisis. not a psychological one. that's why he is sustainable and donna isnt
do you really think ten would leave rose with anyone unless he was 100% sure it was a version of him that could give her everything he wanted to but never could?
wow.
someone's big mad of my theoretical observation (one of many many many) that dared to conflict against your own about a ship so stale over time that when we finally get merch for it - its only for the power of the doctor event just to rob us of more jo martin!doctor/fugitive doctor merch and extremely bland roseten audio adventures. and the one mention of rose with nine with ten present in a marketed event by bbc and big finish ad titan comics and - ten literally doesnt give a shit about her but severely effected by losing donna as if she was the love of his life instead of rose. right there. you know. crumbs and dust.
however, i am glad you chose to read all that under the cut to match the length. as well as then choosing to ignore a very real terror they seem to be inflicting on tentoo thru the eyes of rose. you a real trooper🫡
how'd you beat the text limit in an ask?
OH THE DALEK SCENE?? OH I GOT A OBSERVATION YOU REALLY GONNA HATE IT IF THIS IS THE ENERGY YOU WANNA BRING. but. meh. does it need saying?
#{yes to answer your question. yes. its weird he does this. like he didnt even notice her missing more than once}#{its weird. not even limited to moffat or chibnall or the others. its just a constant thing with tenrose. like wtf}#{ten really be disregarding her alot unless she literally yells at him and thats not love. thats not healthy or romantic at all.}#{like its really weird. also yeah 10too doesnt have any of the character dev dr has if he did he wouldve waited b4 pressing the button}#{its not a good ship if it emotionally exhausts you on the same non communication trope over and over 🙄}#{and i love tenrose but i love ninerose more because he didnt have to change himself for anyone and she loved him}#{10 and 10too with rose is the embodiment of code switching so they can be happy instead of both of you}#{its a very give and take take take relationship and you really not seeing that bc it doesnt support ur ALL DRS LOVE ROSE theory is eugh}#{and donna is sustainable: remember this is the same mind that had to create its own parallel univ that could be physically traveled to}#{the only of likes we've seen in various media by time lords and the dr alike.}#{more sustainable than rose and the time vortex THE SAME VORTEX THE DR HAD IN HIS BODY A FULL FACE AGO}#{8 stay bein buckwild but the time vortex is the time vortex. and a time lords mind is a time lords mind. and regen energy is regen energy}#{it is funny that 10 must have given rose a brief rundown of what really happened and she just was... fine with it like girl cmon}#{have some self respect that isnt given by old to be her ancestor boytoy of the month: march edition}#bw: out of ethos#{like really? u willing to kill your own mama and your old world just to get a man to be with you for half a second so u both die? gtfo}#{i can love a canon ship to death and drag it to filth in hot coals at the same time. if u cant do the same for ur ships? hey whatevr}#answered#anonymous
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ive always wanted to get better at monk but every time i look at a rotation guide i black out
#honestly i cant read any rotation guide because my mind just processes which buttons to press in what order#but mnk is like specifically designed to be impossible for me in particular
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i HATE art coursework like why did you make me write about technique and colour layering when i have no idea what the fuck im doing i literally just throw shit at my coursework book and then move on with my day
#i do prefer it to digital media coursework though#but only because art teachers know what theyre talking about#somehow my school has never employed a technologically competent digital media teacher#or any kind of digital based teacher tbh#like wtf do you mean you cant copy and paste#you just press three buttons#done#red rambles relentlessly
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hey so if tumblr staff could fix their fucking app so it doesnt freeze my entire phone and make it so i have to restart it just for scrolling for 2 seconds that would be fucking lovely
#tumblr staff your app is shit#its fucking garbage im sorry#actually no im not#because the amount of times ive had to restart my whole phone because of YOUR APP is ridiculous#fix your fucking app instead of adding new features no one gives a fuck about#fix your site too while you're at it#like my phone is old dont get me wrong#but tumblr is the ONLY APP where it FREEZES MY ENTIRE PHONE.#it freezes my whole phone. the only thing that doesnt freeze is the audio im listening to if im listening to any#i literally cant even turn my phone off normally. pressing the button doesnt work.#instead i have to hold the button down and restart my entire phone JUST TO GET OUT OF THE APP. SERIOUSLY.#fix your fucking coding#fix your fucking site#fix your fucking app#hell fix ANYTHING at this point#the last goddamn thing any of us want is you making changes while your code is busy collapsing in the background#sorry im so fucking done with the bullshit the staff makes me put up with#you guys fucking suck at your jobs
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btw can this university stop sending me emails saying CONGRATS GIRL <3 it just makes me sad at this point
#yay me who got a place in the program but cannot go hahaha 🥳#i will just press the decline button this week. no reason to wait any longer when it's clear that i cant go lol#🗒
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My aunt is gonna be leaving til next friday tomorrow I think, hashtag winning
#rat rambles#Ill finally be able to actually leave my room lol#I might try sceduling my meds appointment tomorrow if Im feeling up to it#Im not super hopeful tho but hopefully sometime this week Ill get to it#Im not looking forward to mrs shitface and her family coming over still but Im trying not to think abt it too hard#I just hope the kids arent still on tiktok but ofc Im not optimistic abt it#theyre starting to become early teens at this point I think which feels freaky#I just hope theyre doing ok enough I worry abt them a lot#I dont even know if my ex friend lives with them anymore since theyre also an adult now#despite everything I do hope theyre out of there and doing better now#but lets not think abt that too much cause I do in fact need to sleep tonight lol#but yeah I still hate my aunt but it could be worse#again shes the most tollerable in her family it could have been any of the others#the only thing I appreciate them for is helping younger me develop its critical thining skills more#and also how to recognise when ppl dont actually care abt the reasons for believing things just the beliefs themselves#anyways if I could press a button thatd make me never have to see or hear of them again thered be no hesitation#everytime my mom compares me to my cousin it makes my skin crawl#cant believe I used to think he was cool as a kid he sucks so bad I hate him so much#Ill ahead and tag this as a vent just in case I thibk#rat vents
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Idk if you do headcanons or one shots but either or will be fine:
Can I pretty please get a Vox x Emotionless! Reader?
Plot can be whatever you want but just to (hopefully) give some ideas… maybe Vox had no interest in Reader but then uh oh she smiled! Now Vox has a crush (°▽°)
But yeah lol thank you!! Have a good day!
Vox x Emotionless! Reader | Lovestruck Fool |
Warnings ⚠️: Cussing, Vox is a horrible boss
10:00am
(Y/n) walked into Vox’s office, holding an folder with today’s date and Vox’s name on it.
“Mr. Vox.” She said, her dead eyes watching her boss turn around in his excessively large chair.
“Hm, what is it (Y/n)?” He said, giving her a single glance before turning back to his monitors
“You have three meetings today sir. 1:00pm with Velvette in her portion of the tower. 2:30pm with Valentino in the main conference room, and someone scheduled a 4:00 with you, a Mr. Alastor? Called in today for an urgent meeting.”
Vox slammed his hands down on the desk, his face glitching in seething anger. “THAT PRICK!! CALL BACK AND TELL HIM I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING ANY SORT OF MEETING WITH HIM!!”
“He called from a public telephone sir, I can’t trace the caller ID.” (Y/n) said, clearly unfazed by his temper tantrum.
“DAMN IT!” He said, punching a smaller monitor on his right,”DONT YOU EVER LET HIM SCHEDULE ANOTHER MEETING WITH ME OR VOXTECH EVER AGAIN!!!”
Vox turned around, pointing one of his clawed fingers in your deadpanned face.
“Okay sir, is that all?”
“UGH!!” He said, clenching his fists to his side,”WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?? IM AN OVERLORD, I AM THE VOX, YOU SHOULD BE QUIVERING IN FEAR!! IM YELLING MY HEAD OFF AT YOU AND YOU CANT EVEN FORM AN EXPRESSION?? ARE YOU BRAINDEAD??”
(Y/n) slowly blinks, before looking down and rummaging through the folder she still held. “Ah, I almost forgot. Mr. Alastor requested his meeting also in the main conference room. If you need another reminder about your meetings today just call me-“
She was cut off once more by Vox, screaming and yelling, throwing things hazardously across the room. “JUST LEAVE.”
“Alright sir.” (Y/n) said, immediately turning away and walking towards the door.
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4:45pm
(Y/n) was at her desk, taking calls and rearranging Vox’s schedule for tomorrow when her work phone buzzed.
“Hello? This is (Y/n) with Voxtech. How may I-“
“(Y/n). My office. Now.”
“Sir? This isn’t your work phone number? How can I be sure that this is-“
“MY OFFICE. NOW.”
(Y/n) could hear his voice glitching over the phone before she hung up, and briskly made her way to the door of his office.
She walked in to his Vox in his obnoxiously large chair, his hands covering his screen as he sighed in exhaustion.
“Ah, sir. You called me?”
“Yes (Y/n). I have installed safety features into your desk. Don’t except meetings from Alastor. If he comes in here, press the button under your monitor. He is NEVER allowed in this building.”
“Okay sir.” She said, making a note of that on her smartwatch,”Will that be all?”
“Can you get me a coffee…?”
“Right away sir.”
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5:00pm
“Here’s your coffee sir.” (Y/n) said, setting it in his outreached hand.
“Thank you (Y/n)” He said, taking a single sip before doing a spit take. On one of the monitors around the city, it showed Velvette and Alastor chatting to one another.
“WHAT?!?” Vox yelled, being as “careful” as he usually is, his coffee flies into the air before landing on his shirt. He hissed in pain at the hit liquid, scrambling around before tripping on the various wires around his monitor setup (that was replaced after his previous temper tantrum) and landing on his ass.
Vox looked up in shock to see (Y/n) covering half of her mouth, revealing a smile. Tears brimmed her eyes as she tried to respectfully hold in her laughter.
Vox’s face felt red hot. Out of embarrassment and admiration. Why didn’t she smile more? Oh that smile, if she could remove her hand it would reveal its full glory. Let him soak it in. Her eyes filled with life and laughter. Has she always been this….beautiful? Yes, I think she has. She has indeed.
She let out a little snort before regaining her composure, before crouching down in front of him, taking the napkins provided with the coffee, and starting to wipe off as much of the liquid as possible. He felt her delicate hands rub across his chest. He hope she didn’t feel his erratic heartbeat.
He wanted this. He’s yearned for this and he didn’t even know it. Vox’s breathing became as erratic as his heartbeat, almost in sync. He felt sweat starting to drip, wether it be from the hot coffee adorning his now ruined shirt or from the stunning woman and her hands on his chest.
Trying to get as much as she could, (Y/n) scooted even closer, not realizing her hips were hovering right over his. Vox’s mind was running wild, his screen glitching and flicking between different error signals. His hands floating near the handles of her hips. Taking a gulp, he almost put his hands on her skin. Almost. He ended up just leaving his hands there, leaving a ghostly stabilization to the assistant who was cleaning him up like a toddler who spilt his apple juice.
(Y/n) looked up at Vox’s eyes, their eyes locking onto one another. A small smile could be faintly seen across her lips before it went back to its neutral state.
She helped him to his feet, her soft hands gently pulling on his clawed ones, slowly helping him to his feet. Handing him the remaining napkins. “I’ll schedule a trip to the dry cleaners. Does 3:45 tomorrow work well for you?”
Vox sat back down, his eyes wide in shock from what just happened. “Yeah, sure, whatever. I don’t care.”
“Alright sir, I’ll get that done, and then I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Okay…”
(Y/n) walked out, the door closing behind her. Leaving the room back in it’s inky black darkness, with the exception of the glowing monitors.
Vox looked at his reflection in the main monitor. He could see his goofy smile. His blush adorning his cheeks. His eyes lighting up like a child who knows no sin. He looked like what he was, a lovestruck fool. A lovestruck fool for his assistant.
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Word Count: 1006
(sorry it’s so short, i’m trying to get as many requests done as i can 😭)
#vox x reader#vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hotel hazbin#hazbin#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hôtel#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel fandom#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin hotel#the vees x reader#the vees#hazbin hotel the vees#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin velvette
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🌑 nightmeows 🔁 dogfandomfandom Follow
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Welcome to the Official Clan Showdown, an official tournament to decide the best clan of all! I'll be letting this run for a quarter-moon so hopefully cats from all corners of the forest can vote!
So let's settle this once and for all, through democracy rather than violence
which clan is the best?
ThunderClan ❚❚ 6.3%
WindClan ❚❚❚❚ 11.2%
RiverClan ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 33.6%
ShadowClan ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 20.3%
I'm a kittypet that just wants to press a button ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 28.6%
3384 votes · Poll ends in 1 day 890 birdsongs
🦇🔁 lichenlikehim Follow
windclan bros....
🍄🔁 shrewd-and-wondervole
Something's not adding up. Even discounting the kittypet option, there are way more voters than there are Clan cats.
⚡🔁 thunderclan-official Follow
there are numbers above 5?
🦁🔁 the-lionesse Follow
y'all i figured out why the vote counts are so high. sparrowsong from riverclan just went out and gave birth to fifty kits and signed them all up for clanblr accounts jkldfjslkfd
🪱🔁 wormdefender Follow
op is having a breakdown about thunderclan not winning btw
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OP: here's a silly poll!
cats: get a little silly with it
OP: YOU HAVE COMMITTED VIOLENCE AGAINST ME AND MY MOTHER
#oh so this is what's going on #but where is the breakdown post #edit: i found it
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🐸 dreamsofgreenleaf
here's how thunderclan can still win
#is this anything #mine
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🍄 shrewd-and-wondervole 🔁 the-lionesse Follow
Anonymous mewed: wait how did sparrowspong give birth to fifty kits at once
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she slept with multiple toms. hope that helps.
#interesting #i didn't know that was possible! #bio tag
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🪳 starclansfavoriteplaything 🔁 dirteater
Anonymous mewed: i found someone's mirrorleaf still logged into their clanblr at the gathering and voted for shadowclan. i'm not even a clan cat i just got lost while playing outside
🙀 clan-confessions
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anon is braver than any thunderclan warrior
🌿🔁 herbmother Follow
This is what StarClan wants for us. To do the right thing even when we won't get credit for it.
🪳🔁 starclansfavoriteplaything
RARE KITTYPET W
#YOU ARE THE REASON WE CANT HAVE PEACE #lmto [Editor's note: 'laughing my tail off']
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🕸️ foxtails 🔁 greencoughtiger Follow
🐭 mouse ✔️✔️
the winner is not shadowclan or riverclan or anyone else. the winner is voter fraud
#prev wtf you can't join clanblr until you're at least twelve moons of age
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🪳 starclansfavoriteplaything 🔁 dirteater
🐈 freshkillz Follow
feeling lonely need me a she-cat with a mottled pelt and thick tail rn
🦋🔁 moon--moth Follow
not now the entirety of thunderclan was just murdered
#READ THE CAMP
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🐸 dreamsofgreenleaf 🔁 mewsogyny Follow
purrzerk-deactivated-80-01m-04d mewed: You can't get pregnant with multiple litters at once. Talk to your medicine cat before spouting misinformation on clanblr
🦁 the-lionesse Follow
i'm literally a medicine cat apprentice but go off
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Example #163
#get his tail
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To everycat that reblogged and voted in my poll in good faith, I thank you.
Clearly something fishy is afoot, whether that's from kits birthed for the purpose of this poll, or popular blogs like @mouse and @swanstar-official badgering their kittypet followers to vote for their Clan. And clearly the subversion does not come from all sides in this debate. I have half a mind to declare ThunderClan the winner, just out of spite.
If RiverClan or ShadowClan 'wins' by cheating, fraud, intimidation, and manipulation, does that 'prove' that it is the best? Hardly. It only proves that such Clans are willing to gain any advantage by any means—including dishonorable ones. Can you trust that such cats won't resort to dirty tactics in snout-to-snout interactions? At the Gathering? In war? Cats like you are the reason we will never have peace.
I won't lie, I'm a bit distraught right now. But I probably should not have expected anything else from this StarClan-forsaken webbedsight. I will never be doing anything like this for you mangy cats ever again. Goodbye.
#this kitty really thought he was going to win the nuzzle peace prize with this poll #my brother in starclan this is not a forest of honor
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🌑 nightmeows 🔁 malecalico
🤵 actualtwoleg
i didn't even knowed that there wass so many cats in this beuatifal world. woag
🌞🔁 malecalico
only valid ally
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Warnings: 18+, smut, dom!ani, sub!reader, bratty!reader, oral (f receiving), squirting, praise kink, arm kink, overstimulation
Pairing: Gamer!Anakin x fem!reader
The glow of the holo tv wasn’t the only thing keeping you awake. Anakin’s relentless clicking of his game controller and the sounds of muttered insults directed towards his opponents wasn’t either.
The ache in your lower abdomen that had been eating away at you all day was the real reason you were tossing and turning. It seemed like every move you made caused the slight discomfort to worsen, so your back and forth movements definitely didn’t help.
You groaned, shoving your face into your pillow. Normally, you didn’t like to initiate anything in the bedroom between you and your partner. You preferred him to do that. But the ache was only worsening, so you felt it was time to hint that you needed some assistance.
Anakin, his back resting up against the headboard and his body covered in a blanket, was oblivious to your nearly painful arousal. He was far too caught up in the stupid game he was playing.
You turned so you were facing him, cheek smushed against your pillow as you peaked up at him. The dim light of the TV illuminated his face deliciously, outlining his jaw and extenuating the scar next to his eye. His pretty little lips were pursed and his nose was scrunched, focusing on whatever the hell he was doing in his game.
Anakin was shirtless, like he usually was at home. You didn’t mind it. Although, it was making your situation a little worse. Your eyes glued to his chest, admiring his muscled pecs and bulging arms. Maker, his arms..
You swore his arms were the biggest you’ve ever seen. Every move he made with his controller traveled up his limbs and made his muscles ripple.
Practically drooling, you subconsciously rubbed your thighs together as your thoughts got away from you.
Slowly, you scooted closer to him and snuggled into his side. The hint was subtle, especially since you were basically always in his arms. So, like a typical man, Anakin didn’t get the hint and thought you just wanted to cuddle.
“Oh, hey there, pretty girl,” He chuckled, lifting up his arm so you could snuggle in closer. You laid your head on his lap and he rested his forearm along your collarbones so he could continue playing. “I thought you were asleep.”
You rolled your eyes. Had he not noticed your constant tossing and turning? “Nope.” You breathed in his scent, his musk making you slightly dizzy. “Cant sleep, Ani.”
“Oh? Why not?” He asked, not taking his eyes away from the screen. “Dammit.” He muttered, his clicking getting more aggressive as he gritted his teeth and stared at his game.
You grumble, smushing your face into his stomach. You could feel a chuckle run through his body, causing you to whine.
Anakin started mumbling curse words as he aggressively pressed the buttons, moving his controller closer to his body as whatever situation he was in got more intense.
“Ani..” Your voice was almost bratty, but you could feel that your panties were practically soaked. It was nearly impossible not to snap and yell at him that you needed him to touch you.
“Hold on.” He gritted, tensing up. He continued smashing away at the buttons.
“But-“ You began, but you were cut off.
“Just let me finish this round.” He insisted, eyes not straying from the screen.
You began to pathetically pout. An idea came into your mind and you devilishly smirked. You shifted so you were no longer lying on his lap. Now, you on your stomach, your face hovering above his crotch. Peeling back the blanket, you peaked up at him while you did so. He paid you no attention, so focused on his precious game.
That made you even more frustrated, so you began to gently paw at his clothed length. You could hear his breath hitch and he tensed up. “What are you doing?” He squeaked. Anakin’s eyes finally tore away from the screen, landing on your innocent little face as you looked up at him, your movements slow.
“You’re ignoring me.” You whined, frowning. Feeling his cock harden underneath his sweatpants, you smiled triumphantly as he tossed his controller to the side and pulled you up into his lap.
Gasping as you sat on his clothed hard on, you subconsciously rocked right as you sat down on him. “This what you want?” He chuckled. Anakin’s large hands gripped your hips, resting on the bare skin. You were in merely some panties and a white tank top, giving him a show of your hardened nipples.
You frowned and buried your face in his neck. “Ani..”
“I see,” He ran his fingers through your hair and then traveled his fingertips down your spine. “Are you horny, baby? Do you need some help?” Gently gripping the back of your neck, he made you look at him. “Come on, pretty girl. I need you to use your words.”
“It hurts.” You whined, tears welling in your doe eyes. You could feel the dam about to burst, your tears threatening to spill out onto your flushed cheeks.
“Oh, baby.” Anakin cooed, cupping your cheek. You leaned into his touch, the ache in your core only growing. “Why didn’t you just tell me? I would’ve turned my game off immediately.”
You didn’t answer, you just sniffled and let a few tears fall from your eyes.
“Alright, lay back.” He spoke firmly yet so sweetly at the same time. You did as you were told, climbing off his lap, your head now at the foot of the bed. Just as Anakin was about to move, he glanced down.
Where you were sitting on his lap, there was a large wet spot. Your arousal had soaked through your panties onto his sweatpants, causing Anakin to chuckle. “Baby, you gotta tell me when you need me to do something for you. This won’t do.” You blushed furiously at his words.
Anakin crawled down so his face was a few inches from your clothed sex, your cotton pink panties completely soaked through. He didn’t waste any time, hooking the fabric with his fingers and pulling them down your creamy thighs.
Tossing the panties to the side, he groaned as he saw your sopping pussy. “Maker, Y/N..” He whispered, his fingers tracing over your slit.
You whined, arching your back and bucking your hips. Desperate for more, you couldn’t help but groan.
“Easy.” He scolded, placing a soft kiss to your swollen clit. That’s what he did for who knows how long. Anakin placed soft, gentle kisses around your pussy. On your clit, your hole, your thighs. He even placed some pecked on your puckered ring a couple times. Each touch caused you to whine and thrash, bucking your hips towards his face.
By the time he was done teasing, you were absolutely dripping. Your inner thighs were slick with arousal and your clit was painfully pulsing.
“You’ve been such a good girl,” He praised, spreading your legs further with both of his large palms. “Good girls deserve rewards, don’t you think?”
Then, something snapped. His face was now harshly pressed up against you, his mouth devouring your throbbing cunt. His pace was rough and quick, making your back arch painfully and your eyes to roll back into your head.
Loud moans came from your throat, which were music to Anakin’s ears. He’d only been lapping away at your pussy for a half of a minute, but you could feel the coil in your stomach tighten.
“F-fuck- Ani!” You mewled, fingers tugging at his blonde curls.
Moaning into your pussy, he shoved two of his digits into your hole as he continued to eagerly lap away. He felt your walls begin to clench around his fingers, so he began to harshly suck at your clit.
A nearly pornographic moan fled from your mouth as you came, your juices gushing all over his chin and into his mouth.
Anakin didn’t stop there. No, he didn’t slow down his pace. He kept going, viciously, roughly. The pleasure was almost too much to bear. The overstimulation of him not stopping made you begin to close your legs around his head, but he harshly shoved them back down after his fingers slid out of your cunt.
You already could feel a second orgasm approach, Anakin’s pace only quickening if that was even possible.
With another pathetic whine, you gushed again. This time, it was like a faucet was opened. Your slick gushed out of you at a rapid pace, squirting all over Anakin’s hands, his face and your bed.
You were shaking horribly, which made Anakin pull away from your soaked pussy.
“That’s what you wanted? Huh?” He smirked, licking his lips and chuckling. You whined, breathing heavily and letting your eyelids flutter shut. Anakin used his bare arm to wipe all of your juices off of his face. “I’m not done with you yet.”
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