#americasass
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Steve Rogers
🌸- fluff
🥀- angst
💦- smut
😂- humor
That's America's Ass 😂
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Happy Birthday to Americas Ass and the Lord of Puppys 💙 Thank you For always Feed us With Dodger Pictures 💙 We Love you, to Infinity and Beyond.
Happy Birthday ChrisEvans 💙
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If you know u know!! 🤣🤣🤣 coming since the ‘40’s #AmericasAss only thee REAL will get it!!! 🤓 (at Detroit, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChumSEgu8mu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Opinion: Steve Rogers is overrated!
strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | STRONGLY DISAGREE
unpopular opinion hour
#anyone who remembers my americasass-romanoff days will know of my deep seeded love for sgr <3#vintagelucystark 🌪
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Let's be real if James Barnes wasn't Steve Rogers' best friend, y'all would never be supporting him like this
#he's still a war criminal #he should be prosecuted #just because you find him hot doesn't mean he's innocent
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He isn't a war criminal omggggg begging for some of y'all to read a dictionary. A war crime has to, by definition, be committed during a war.
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Not to mention, he was LITERALLY BRAINWASHED.
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^^^ THISSSSS
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Oh so you think Loki was innocent for what he did while brainwashed? I literally had a cousin who almost died in the Battle of New York so kindly shut the fuck up
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GUYS just stop interacting with OP, it literally says in his bio that he agreed with Thanos... not worth it
#unreality#posts from a darker timeline#very heavily inspired by that vampire textpost thing I'll tag the creator in the comments#marvel#mcu#bucky barnes#steve rogers#stucky
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I think jasper likes painting
He definitely does! He's very creative, yet naturally messy, he definitely thrives with a paintbrush.
(Since, I headcanon him as autistic, maybe he'd be just like my brother who's also on the spectrum and have been obsessed with Bob Ross as a toddler)
I'll use this ask as an opportunity to share a few Jasper canon/headcanons hobbies.
I believe Jasper is a person with many hobbies; mainly things he's learned to do outta loneliness and boredom.
The first two are actually one's @jasperdunlop told me.
Jasper likes to garden
I don't remember the reason they had this headcanon, but I like to think the reason has something to do with Henry's canon flower camp era.
Like maybe Henry came back from camp and excitedly showed Jasper some of what he learned, and Jasper just took a liking to it.
Jasper is a good cook
This one is actually canon; he's shown cooking on several occasions throughout the show. He cooked dinner for Henry's family (and uncle hair neck) once. He also made the floor fajitas- which he makes every friday, then he also made brown soup for Charlotte's birthday. There's probably more but yeah.
The theory that was told to me was that he can cook really well because he's neglected at home and has always had to cook his own food. That matched with his spontaneous personality means he probably experimented in the kitchen and through trial and (lots of) error became very talented.
A few additional canon hobbies include:
-belt making
-bucket collecting (obviously)
-watching romcoms (He's quoted several)
-Dodge ball
-etc (I know I'm missing a few)
My Headcanons:
I think Jasper is musically talented, I have no reason for this other than the fact that the actor Sean Ryan Fox is a great musician.
So, I've given those traits to Jasper
I headcanon that Jasper can sing, really well, but no one knows it- not even him.
Jasper always does goofy fun renditions of songs (like the cup song) whenever he sings in front of any camera or person, making his voice dramatically loud and probably uses an accent too.
But when he's singing to himself, quietly while locking up Junk-N-Stuff, it's really good. A soft sweet melody that he doesn't even realize he's producing.
And it surprises the hell outta anyone who just so happens to hear it.
Now, I also believe he can play instruments too.
A lot of the time he's alone when he works upstairs in Junk-N-Stuff, so to combat his boredom and loneliness he started fiddling with the piano in the store.
After that he's learned how to play every instrument that comes into the store before he sells it.
He's learned, piano, guitar, harmonica, and the bagpipes.
Jasper can draw- but only one thing, Henry.
Another headcanon hobby; Partially mine.
I talked @americasass-rogers about this one.
It started off as a Hensper discussion, about how I that Jasper- Henry's self proclaimed soulmate- Donlup has had his and Henry's entire wedding planned out since they were in kindergarten.
Then we joked about how if they do eventually get married he's gonna show Piper and Charlotte (the wedding planners) a scrap book with bad drawings he made in elementary school.
Then they said "which would also probably lead to him being very good at drawing henry specifically."
We decided that when he was little he used to show off his drawing to both Henry and probably Henry's mom and later Charlotte being like look at this awesome drawing I made while they were like just little kids drawings. But as he got older he stopped because he realised that maybe it was a bit weird to draw you and your friend getting married but he got really good at drawing that specifically so his drawings now are actually really good he just doesn’t share them with anyone.
The only person that sees the drawings is Ms.Shapen, because he doodles on the back of assignments.
#henry danger#henry hart#jasper dunlop#hobbies#henry danger headcanon#jasper headcanon#hes a very creative person#man of many talents#hensper#Jenry#jasper x henry
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Are there really enough chapters left in bedazzled to make everything up to everyone???
You are not americasass. You are the SMARTESTass.
As for the endless literary apology now required for Bedazzled? God, I hope so...
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Day 2 of #28daysofblackcosplay
📣🗣 “America’s Ass 🇺🇸🍑 will return to @katsucon_ninjas!”
📸: @samuel.imagery
#kblack #kblackcosplay #kblackvisions #americasass #captainamerica #mistyknight #capknight #katsucon #blackhistorymonth #cosplayfit #blerd #blackheroesmatter #blackgirlmagic
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRSdrEEg/
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I tested out my mold to make sure it was still okay, so it looks like I can offer a few more of these America’s @$$. I have the inserts too, so it does have the option for a box. I renewed the undies version as well. If ordered today, you’ll still be able to use the YES10 code to get the $10 off. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #funko #popvinyl #funkocustoms #popcustoms #spasticcustoms #customfunko #custompop #captainamerica #avengersendgame #americasass
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Saturday nights are now for getting a new cross stitch pattern started. #CrossStitch #CaptainMarvel #AmericasAss https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ57VbHrbUw1TWNB9GZETNz3HxV_5wmSny_aXo0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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“Why aren’t you trying to draw Loki, WrathOfBom?!” 😆 I’m pursuing my goal in drawing as many bishounen Cap attempts. 🍑🇺🇸 . . . . #captainamerica #steverogers #marvel #stony #stucky #mcu #avengers #fanart #sketch #doodle #bishounen #americasass #atc #sketchcard #artist #artistsoninstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CRC38wpsVl7/?utm_medium=tumblr
#captainamerica#steverogers#marvel#stony#stucky#mcu#avengers#fanart#sketch#doodle#bishounen#americasass#atc#sketchcard#artist#artistsoninstagram
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hi! welcome to my account, i’m so glad you found me 🌈
• my name is Amelia, but i’ll also answer to Amy or Ames. previous usernames include afangirlshidingplace, americasass-romanoff, daisys-galaxy, missreyskywalker, natasha-romxnoff, sam-wilsonnn, steve-harringt0ns, thenancywheeler & agentjemmafitzsimmons. if you were here for the americasass-romanoff days, you’re a real one ✊🏻
• 20-something mess of a human being
• i’m a book nerd, music lover, angst writer, avid dog petter, tea drinker and Funko collector
• I occasionally write fanfiction that you can check out here. There’s a lot of WIPs and some I don’t pick up again, but feel free to enjoy them :)
fandoms: MCU/AOS, Star Wars, Stranger Things, Only Murders In The Building, The Last of Us, Daisy Jones & The Six, Narcos, Ted Lasso, Friends, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Fast and Furious, The Hunger Games, Bridgerton, Films/Sitcoms (50’s-now)
favorite characters: yelena belova, wanda maximoff, natasha romanoff, loki laufeyson, nick fury, nakia, shuri, okoye, sam wilson, peggy carter, phil coulson, jemma simmons, leo fitz, finn, ahsoka tano, obi wan kenobi, sabine wren, chopper, steve harrington, nancy wheeler, jonathan byers, max mayfield, mabel mora, oliver putnam, joel miller, daisy jones, billy dunne, ted lasso, jamie tartt, roy kent, keeley jones, coach beard, phoebe buffay, midge maisel, susie meyerson, joel maisel, lenny bruce, abe weissman, brian o’conner, dominic toretto, mia toretto, lucy gray baird, kate sharma
ships: steggy, wandavision, fitzsimmons, philinda, anidala, finnrey, hanleia, jancy, jopper, lumax, graham x karen, roy x keely, midge x joel, brian x mia, snowbaird, kanthony, polin
dni if you are pro-amber heard. any kind of hate, discrimination, racism, or sexism is not tolerated on my page. this is a place for nothing but fun 💖
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🖤🖤🖤 SCROLL TO SEE! ALL Elite Goblins & above ARE GUARANTEED TO BE ABLE TO GET 2 of each print & 1 of each topper that’s released (we have an HP and SW too)! Weekend Sale is up ON PATREON FRIDAY – SUNDAY 11PM PST with NO number limits! 🖤🖤🖤 - After all the Patreon orders come in from the weekend, I'll print whatever was ordered, PLUS ONLY 10 or less of each for Etsy, & That will be the LE number! - In conclusion… JOIN US ON PATREON! Because there are also TONS of other things happening on there, and more to come! … too much in fact! 😉 Link in bio! 🖤🖤🖤 - #blackwidow #natasharomanoff #marvel #marvelcomics #comics #padme #starwars #starwarsfanart #padmefuneral #captainamerica #steverogers #americasass #fanart https://www.instagram.com/p/CQl8uPdLw_v/?utm_medium=tumblr
#blackwidow#natasharomanoff#marvel#marvelcomics#comics#padme#starwars#starwarsfanart#padmefuneral#captainamerica#steverogers#americasass#fanart
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PSA: liking 3 or more of my post consecutively will probably make me DM you
@yonkitybonkity @lazyconnoisseurcat @biperhart @nelson-and-murdock-and-page @americasass-rogers @hnryhart @toodles-me-doodles @jasperdunlop @bubblebearselena @weigheddownbyfandoms @diamonddragon03 also shout out to my new discord bestie
#henry danger#making friends#im kinda cringy lol#ive been ghosted like 4 times#which is fine#lol the true Jasper kin i am makes me enthusiastic and irritating when excited#if im annoying pls tell me#like im to oblivious to figure it out on my own
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Organizing my asses ... I'll post creators with the finished board. #captainamericapins #americasass #marvelpins #pincollecting #pinsofinstagram #supportyourlocalartists https://www.instagram.com/p/CIcTLeLl2OG/?igshid=1voeavzsl1zz
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