this is little henry he smokes a fat cigar for 3 days

That is so true.

HE’S JUST A BOY

Me rn (I’m so tired)

You🤝Silver🤝Me

People who need a nap

Honestly, proud of Palmon for going full freak mode.

we're doing mahler in orchestra!!!! lets fucking go!!!!!

^^^ like specifically this one <3

"jeez, you're feisty." The king commented, with his eyes closing themselves, with a hand out getting bitten and eaten by the new cub in the house.

"it doesn't even hurt, i just wonder why you gotta bite me out of all thing-" as a yawn caught him, showing his fangs, long and pointy fangs, common in monkeys but also common in demons. "I'm made out of stone bucko, ain't tasty." He slurred out in his last attempt of staying awake. It was too early, he was too tired. But the kid got so much energy,,wow. The fur ball can almost beat the king at it! Should have seen him as a child.

After a couple of minutes of the king falling back in his slumber, he felt something wet all over his face. It didn't bother him, until it got in his mouth.

"ew- what the-" the king said, mumbling, pushing back gently whatever was licking him. As he opened his eye again, now more awake, he saw and felt, his little child licking the hand he got pushed away with. "you wanna eat me or what?" He joked, he knows it's a possibility, but the kid's too small, and he's not edible. Literally. He's stone. Anyone would try and eat him but would end up dissapointed at the lack of meat and organs.

but even if he did, it wasn't something he would worry about, the kid's playing. so as a new game, the handsome monkey king dragged the kid in a prison made of fur, blankets and two arms. A hug.

he immediately heard the purring from the cub, which he mimicked, purring as well, and it honestly made him feel even more sleepy than he was. Then he felt two paws doing a movement on his furry naked chest, like if they were playing with the pectorals, but instead it was a kneading motion. The king didn't care one bit, he just closed his eyes and kept purring.

He took a lot from this kid now that he thinks of it.

The purring, tail motion, noises. Maybe behaviors.

He already got humans ones, he's weird already, who cares.

but as we were saying, the king closed his eyes and soon felt back in his long slumber with his little energetic potato making some invisible biscuits on his chest, waking up an hour later at one of his generals calling his name as they needed him for some work.

That's just about his normal morning routine from now on.

- ✍️

I DEMAND EMOTIONAL COMPENSATION

HOW DARE YOU SEND ME SOMETHING SO SICKENING SWEET

guess ill cave in and read dungeon meshi manga

goood morning

SDXWA I JUST LSITNEND TO VAMPITRE BY OLIVIA RODIRIFGO AND IM FUCKGINF OMGD IF DUCKIGFVDC VFDC

wife

wife

THE KING HAS BLESSED US ONCE MORE

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good morning and update on extracting the pak files: i got unreal engine to download however the ue viewer only goes to unreal engine 4! and wouldnt you know it, postal 4 & poostall run on unreal engine 5. amazing.

its like this is being prevented by some divine force good lird........ poostall voice "oh u want my files??? too bad im killing u with violence"

Experiencing summer camp as a tommyinnit kin is fucking amazing, it was like I was right back home but with a few more people, 10/10 would do again

The Murde Of Gla Joe

a “horror” story written by me and @soupuu 

glass joe was not the "best" boxer, he knew that deep down however continued to box because thats all he ever knew... i mean, he was FRENCH, french people have no place in this harsh world.

however, one day glass joe went to the library and saw a book written my famous ex boxer, doc louis. glass joe knew doc louis, he was lil macs coach of course! but something about this book felt wrojng... but glass joe let his curuiosity get the best of him and he borrowed the books french version. -------------------- as he flipped through the pages, he noticed several black and white photos along the corners of some parts, showing boxing, injuries, and Doc Louis in his glory days. It was an autobiography, a retelling of when Doc was in his prime written by the man himself. But then, Glass Joe stumbled upon a chapter with a title he never expected to see. a page of text with bold letters at the top spelling out "The Murder OF Glass Joe" -------------------- "pffft, im not dead??" glass joe chuckled to himself nervously, but then the words "il lisait l'autobiographie de Doc Louis" appeared on the book. glass joe began to sweat, realizing this wasnt normal... then... THE LIGHTS CUT OUT. there was an eerie tapping at the window. glass joe slowly approached the window to see what was outside. when he reached the glass to see nothing, he grabbed the curtains to close it when all of a sudden doc louis broke to the glass and began BRAWLING with glass joe. glass joe tried to fight back but this wasnt the same doc, he was speaking FLUENT FRENCH, and was out for du sang. glass joe tried his hardest but soon enough, he was kil

the murder of glass joe, fini

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED SOUL SISTER, TO MY ADORABLE FRIEND AND NOW COLLEAGUE!!! 🙊💖

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SO SO SO MUCH!! HAPPY 30 MY LOVE!!! 💖🌸

ps: pls, do not melt with that gif 🙊😏

SASHI MY SOUL SISTER MI CORAZON !!!! Thank you so much baby. I truly appreciate you so much. Thank you so much for everything you have done for me. You are my literal ride or die and I’m so thank to have you in my life. I love you so much.

OMG MY LOVE LOOK AT HIS BACK MUSCLE GOOOD LORD ALLLL MIGHTY!!!!! Let me pray for a moment 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐