I almost read your name as "Hooray boobs". XD

Still a valid takeaway from this blog :D hooray for boobs indeed

how would the seventeen members react to their significant other having nipple piercings? i have mine done and i adore them they make me feel so cute🥰

tysm for requesting ! 'twas planning on writing this thought soon ! looks like you read my mind \^o^/

svt members opinions on nipple piercings

NSFW CONTENT ! MDNI !

seungcheol:

with or without piercings, he is ALWAYS lapping at those bad boys. piercings just add to the fun. he thought you reactions were cute pre-piercings ? afterwards, this man is OBSESSED with your sounds. i mean OBSESSED.

jeonghan:

we all know this dude is a menace. his foreplay is immense, add in the piercings ? just added another 10+ minutes of nipple play. if your tits are not SOAKED in his spit, he would not be able to sleep that night.

joshua:

as i have said and will always say; joshie boy goes BONKERS for some boobs (esp for all my small boob gals out there). when you revealed your newly decorated tits, he almost busted in his tighty whiteys. he def stares at your chest even when it's clothed. boy just can't get the sight out of his mind.

jun:

paegei #1 jun boob enthusiast. his tit pic collection SKYROCKETED after your new piercing. man is feral. his thinking about them while sleeping, while singing, while dancing. his brain has become consumed by the sight. somehow loves cumming on your tits even more, who would've thought ?

soonyoung:

this dude is down bad, are we shocked at how crazy he went over them ??????????? seriously guys, act surprised. again, constantly playing with your boobs. not even in a sexual context. he'll be showing you a video of his latest performance, and his hand just creeps up your shirt. can't blame him though, boobs are boobs.

wonwoo:

be prepared, him playing with your jewellery is definitely becoming his new go-to punishment. he will not move on from your tits till you are shaking and crying (even then he might not move on just yet...) also plays with your nips like he's using his controller IM SORRY.

jihoon:

his jaw drops FOR SURE. tries his damn hardest to not gawk but you can tell how much it affects him from the flush peaking up his neck. in his subby moments, loves suckling on them. twirling the bar in with his tongue, writing his name with the movements LAWD.

minghao:

two words. tit. fucking. HE LOVES TIT FUCKING !!!!! like yeah, he liked it before you got the piercings, but the sight of looking down ???? seeing the jewellery jingling ???? with the movement of his thrusts ????? man loses ALLLLLL of his cool.

mingyu:

like soonyoung, bros hands are LATCHED on. complains if you wear a bra or even a shirt. don't hide his babies from him ??? don't you love him ????? immedietly notices if you change the stud. like im talking the SLIGHTEST change. bro is locked in on the honkers.

seokmin:

bro is ecstatic. jumping for joy kinda ecstatic. definitely pouts when he has to wait for them to heal, but then is always ON TOP of that care. the day he got the all clear to play with your boobs, he was on the verge of tears.

seungkwan:

listen, as much as kwan loves the sight, he is more interested in what you decide to adorn you nipples with. after he gets a taste of what sort of jewellery you take a liking to, he is constantly surprising you with even more. also definitely dropped to his knees when you showed him, the drama queen he is.

vernon:

dude did not think boobs could get any better. titty fucking to the MAX. just twists and flicks at the bar every now and then, just to see what would happen (what did he expect ?). honestly, would not be that shocked if he suddenly wanted to get his done too. vernon likes the looks of it what can he say.

chan:

the second your shirt is off, his eyes are BUGGING out of their sockets. borderline cartoon character ass reaction. you guys will simply be cuddling on the couch and he suddenly remembers you got your nipples pierced and just immediately shoves his head under your shirt and gets to town. bros got a mission.

not proof-read ! lmk if there's any mistakes (づ￣ 3￣)づ

WHAT JJK CHARACTERS WHO ARE INTO THRREESOME AND WHO NOT? also hope ur having a nice day ily <3

AHHH I SAID I LOVE THESE ASKS AND YOU GUYS DELIVEREDD. i love you more anon, and have a lovely day, mwah <3

i tried to make this as inclusive as possible!!!

JJK CHARACTERS INTO THREESOMES 

gojō satoru

you already knowww. he does it for the flamboyance, for the bragging rights, for the attention, just to say that he did it. there is not one singular motive here. he wants to show himself off, wants to show you off, wants to show off how good he makes you feel, all of it. and gojō’s very secure in himself and in his relationship with you, so he’s not worried about anything really. he doesn’t have a preference over gender either, he’s open to all. hell, ask him to have a gang bang and he will. 

his favorite positions (not that he wouldn’t be open to others)

m x m x f/m x m x m; he loves to be fucking you while you suck the other guy off, because he knows he can fuck you so good to the point that you stop sucking the other guy’s dick. he wants to show him that his presence is not really necessary, that he should be somewhat grateful he’s even here to begin with. he wants to fuck you so stupid that you’re barely giving any attention to the other guy, mostly just losing yourself in how well gojō’s fucking you, how good he’s making you feel. 

m x m x f; uses the threesome as an excuse to try anal. he loves to making you ride the other guy while he stretches then fucks your ass. he knows it’s good, knows how full you must feel, how overwhelmed you must be. it’s just very appealing to him.

m x f x f; loves to make you sit on the other girl’s face while he fucks her. something about making you jealous and teasing you by giving you the bare minimum, because he knows she can barely pay attention to you. it’s okay though, he always ends up making her watch while he fucks you so much better. 

itadori yuuji

with yuuji, it’s more ‘sure, let’s try it! :D.’ yes, he’s dreamt about stuffing his face in so much titty, because of course he has, but it’s more of a fantasy with him, you know? he doesn’t actively seek it, but if you suggest it, he’s 100% on board. he does it for the experience, for the pleasure, for the horny <3 and generally, yuuji doesn’t care about gender, but he’s a hormonal teen, so you know, titties. he wants to be surrounded by hot women all around. but genuinely, he doesn’t mind, and he’s comfortable with all. 

his favorite positions (not that he wouldn’t be open to others) 

m x m x f/m x m x m; he really wants to watch someone else fuck you while you suck him off. like the image of you getting fucked, especially from the back, your hips raised and your ass in the air as you take him down your throat is just so, so beautiful to him. and when you moan around him!!! or when you cum so hard but he keeps you down!!! like this is a once in a lifetime thing, might as well take advantage 

m x f x f; please, either one of you ride him, and the other sits on his face. he will be in heaven. like suffocate him with your thighs while the other girl stuffs herself with his cock, or the other way around, he doesn’t mind, anything. 

getō suguru

he’s also very into the idea of overwhelming you. like he can do that plenty on his own, but with someone else there, you’re even more easily overstimulated and sensitive. he also wants to use it as a reminder that he’s really the only one that could ever come close to fucking you the way you want, the way you need. he’s the only one that could ever make you feel as good as you could ever imagine, and having someone else pleasure or fuck you easily reminds you of this. 

his favorite positions (he honestly wouldn’t be very open to others)

m x m x f/m x m x m; he’s doing the fucking, doesn’t matter what the other guy’s doing. he just needs to be the one fucking you. whether the other guy wants to watch, wants you to suck him off, wants to fuck your throat, to fuck your breasts (if you’re fem), to simply jerk off before you, he literally doesn’t care. he just wants to be the one fucking you, to assert his dominance or whatever it is. sometimes though, he’ll let the other guy fuck you, and just. watch. observe. criticize. he’ll be sitting on the side, a drink in hand, legs spread and a very obvious tent in his pants as the guy fucks you, cocking his head to the side, a stoic expression on his face as he watches you moan and writhe for the other guy. kinda sexy if i say so myself. 

m x f x f; he fucks the other girl and makes you watch. but he keeps you restrained, tied to a chair with some toy like a vibrator on the lowest setting or something of the sort to keep you frustrated. he just likes to mess with you, likes to tease you, loves to rile you up. 

mahito

it’s a gang bang or nothing with him. that’s it. i won’t elaborate. 

todo aoi

if he’s doing all the work, then yes, absolutely. not that i don’t think todo needs to get dominated and controlled, because imagine? but for him, i think he doesn’t really consider it, but then you put it in his head and he won’t let up until you agree to do it. i actually don’t think he’ll care for gender, even if canonically says his ideal partner. he doesn’t actually care. 

his favorite positions (no other option, sorry)

m x m x f/m x m x m/m x f x f; fucking you, and fingering the other person. or fucking the other person and fingering you. or fucking you and eating out the other person, or— you get it. he just wants to be in control of all your pleasures, you know? 

nobara kugisaki

okay initially i thought she wouldn’t cause she’d want things private, but if it were with someone she knows personally and trusts, she wouldn’t mind a threesome. that’s her exception, you know? and with nobara, she’s definitely a pillow princess and needs to be used and fucked out properly, but also, she has this need to control? especially if it’s a guy. so the dynamic is not 100% set, it’s just whatever ends up happening happens.

her preferred positions (she is very open to others though)

m x m x f; so like i said, dynamic isn’t 100% set. it could be that she’s being used, completely, just laying on her back, her legs spread open for you as you fuck her and her back arched so that the other guy can sink into her mouth, fucking her throat. but it could also be that she’s the one in complete control of both yours and the other guy’s pleasures. she’s riding him as she fists at your cock, or the other way around, or someone’s in her mouth, but she’s taking her time and setting the pace. 

m x f x f (fem!s/o); she’d love to have you eat her out while the guy fucks you, just watching your face twist with pleasure as you moan and stuff your face against her cunt. beautiful. 

f x m x f (male!s/o); oh my god she’d love it if you fucked the girl, but she’s laying beneath her, making out with her and rubbing at her clit. maybe even that you fuck the girl’s ass while she fingers her cunt. it’s just a very, very arousing image for her. 

f x f x f; literally anything. the three of you could sit and masturbate by each other and she’d be satisfied. loves to scissor either you or the other girl, while someone sits on her face, or watching you and the other girl scissor while she sits on someone’s face. or someone between her legs on their knees, and that person sits on someone else’s face. and if a strap is involved,,, she’s definitely getting fucked one way or another. 

inumaki toge

honestly, with inumaki, he’s not into it, but he’s also not not into it. maybe it’s the same with nobara, where he’d prefer someone he knows, but like he’s been considering it, he just hasn’t decided if he’d like to or not. i don’t doubt that inumaki is a kinky little shit deep down and privately, but you know, with his partner. he’s rocky on that threesome stuff, but he’s working on it, just cause the thought does arouse him. especially the thought of you getting fucked while he uses your throat, but ,,, we’ll see, as he says. 

JJK CHARACTERS NOT INTO THREESOMES 

fushiguro megumi

absolutely not. i don’t think y’all realize just how possessive megumi would get over you if you were his significant other. it’d either really upset him if you invite another person over, cause he’d just assume that he wasn’t enough for you, or, way better than that, he gets insanely jealous and fucks you so good all while degrading you about how desperate you are for another person to fuck you, or guilting you about wanting another and making you completely forget you’d ever considered it. 

(maybe if you invite itadori or nobara he’ll consider it)

ryomen sukuna 

why would you want another person when he’s got two cocks himself??? sjdgskds ok but he would properly angry at you if you suggested it. only try to if you’re insane and/or you have a death wish. he’s extremely, extremely, possessive of you. why would you need someone else?? does he not fuck you well enough??? do you need to be fucked as a reminder??? he can do that. he will do that. 

zenin maki 

inviting another person just makes her uncomfortable. also makes her extremely jealous. another very possessive person. you’re hers and she’s yours, isn’t that more than enough? and if you really wanna be overstimulated, you could’ve just said so,,, 

nanami kentō

he’s a firm believer that something as intimate as sex should be kept private, of course. and he doesn’t like the fact that you think you need another person in the bedroom to be pleasured. but yeah, he doesn’t find the thought of inviting another person appealing or arousing in any way, and doesn’t understand why you would either. you’re more than enough for him, is it not the same the other way around? 

fushiguro toji

he will laugh in your face. lol. rip </3 don’t come at him with that, what do you want a threesome for? a fuck from him is worth a thousand from others <3 

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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okay bUCKLE UP FUCKERS IT’S TIME FOR THE DUMBEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. I preface this by saying, I am a dumbass. I am a complete, irrevocable, plain dumbass. Do not do this at home. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars. Heed my warnings. also technically not a cult but basically a cult you’ll see just sit tight.

It was a nice sunny day in September 2017. The seasons were beginning to turn. I had just gotten out of my Intro to Logic class. I felt good. I thought to myself, “Man. Such a nice day. I think I’ll do my homework outside today. Enjoy the weather before it goes to shit.”

So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties doing some, i dunno, categorical reasoning? Just, sitting beneath a tree, enjoying the day, when two girls walk up to me. They say they’re trying to start a club on campus, and they wonder if I have some time to talk real quick. I have some time before my next class. I’m pretty much done with this homework. I say sure.

Mistake number one.

They sit down and ask if I have ever read the Bible. My stomach immediately sinks. I don’t necessarily have things against organized religion, but… American Christians make me nervous. They really do. Growing up, you get a lot of people at your door and you get a lot of crazies telling you you’re gonna go to hell. They can pick pick the weak out of a crowd and target them for their schemes.

I am the weak.

So I chuckle nervously. I’m in danger! I say no, not really. Kinda. I grew up in a small town and would go to church with friends sometimes hahahahahahaha. They seem alright, kinda. They pull out their own Bible and start flipping through it for certain passages, giving the schpiel of “oh God loves you, Jesus died for our sins, yada yada” and I’m like, yeah, cool. Whatever.

Then it gets weird. They start talking about the end of the world, Armageddon, the apocalypse, whatever ya wanna call it. They say this time was prophecized in the Bible, snatching on weird passages to claim that North Korea is gonna drop nukes. They say that this will happen where the four corners of the earth meet, and are adamant to say that it’s referring to our area (I go to college at the Four Corners Region in the US of A).

They say how, because it’s gonna happen, it’s more important than ever to save your soul, get baptized, whatever. They ask if I have been baptized. And I say haha no, not yet, like I said I’m not really Christian, hahahah-

Mistake number two.

The girl in charge of the situation nods in a sort of understanding manner. They continue their schpiel, really starting to hit home that saving your soul and accepting the big J is important. They also said jesus was married to the city of jerusalem? For some reason??? Idk man if you’re christian can you explain this to me?

Same girl then goes, out of nowhere, “would you ever consider getting baptized?”

Listen guys. I know I put off big chaotic energy, give no fucks, can’t mess with me persona on here. But in the words of Kim Namjoon, who the hell am i? I am, without a doubt, a spineless bitch who doesn’t know how to stand up for herself when faced with the smallest amount of conflict and no outward reason to refuse people. Y’all, as I write this, I am shaking and my heart is pounding because yes, you can probably see where this is going. And yes, I am that dumb.

I chuckle nervously, fiddle with my hands, and go “haha maybe if my friend would want me to idk” just like, full on passive avoidance shrink-into-yourself of someone who desperately wants this shit to end but really can’t find an out.

And the girl looks me dead in the eyes. “Well, that’s good. But you would have to do it for yourself. Would you ever get baptized for yourself.”

“I mean, maybe? I guess? Hahah I dunno, yeah, maybe.”

MISTAKE NUMBER THREE.

The two bitches perk up. “We can do it now!” bitch what. I have like, maybe 20 minutes until class at this point. I’m shaking. I’m like, man, I just wanted to do my logic homework. And now, I get into fight or flight mode. I can’t miss class. I feel scared. These girls think north korea cares about fucking new mexico and arizona enough to nuke a place which, objectively, has little to no people living there. Like, what, you’re gonna bomb aliens? Whatever.

I really start to say. No. can’t do it. I have class. I really have class, it’s soon, can’t do it. No. And they keep pushing. “It’ll only take five minutes. It’ll be fine. You’ll be okay. Only five minutes.”

Now, what should I have done? I should have picked up my stuff and said “thank you, but no. I need to leave.” I should have said “you women are making me uncomfortable. I said no. Leave me alone. You are crazy.” I should have raised my middle finger to them which, conveniently, has a pentacle ring on it.

Instead, I caved and said fine.

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The other girl who has remained relatively quiet, jumps up. “Great! I’ll call our minister, he’ll pull up the van!”

The what.

I don’t say anything. I should have. Listen, I don’t know how I was supposed to get baptized in the middle of the day on a Wednesday but fuck, I did not expect to get taken off campus. We have a fucking non denominational chuch on campus. So, who would’ve thunk? Not me!

“The what?”

The girls jump up and seem super excited. I am shaking as I pick up my bag and follow them to the parking lot. Meanwhile I’m screaming silently to myself what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. You know, like a normal person. So at least I wasn’t completely insane.

“We’re just taking you to our church, don’t worry.” And for some reason, that does put me at ease a lil. Cuz, like, I may be a stinking heathen who’s gone to church so many times that she can count it on one hand, but I do have the belief that nice pretty churches are save havens. So, I do feel a little okay.

I still get into a fucking car tho so there’s that I guess.

The dude pulls up. He is… idk he looked like one of those creepy religious fucks from like a horror movie. Dead behind the eyes. We all pack into the car. I’m trying not to cry, honestly. I’m really trying to keep this light cuz it is pretty funny when you step back but keep in mind I was terrified and I don’t know how to say no.

It is only after we pull away that I have the dawning thought. I’m basically getting kidnapped. They could take me fucking anywhere and no one would know and I wouldn’t be able to do anything to stop it. Three against one.

As we’re leaving my fucking campus I check the clock. I have, like. Five minutes until my next class. I am a dumbass.

The girl shows me like… an apocalypse video??? for some reason??? Like wow thanks bitch but you already told me the world was gonna end but aight.

I’m hardcore like, astral projecting at this point. Full on dissociation. I do not exist on this plane anymore.

We pull into a fucking starbucks parking lot next to some town homes.

“We’re here!” Where’s the church? Where’s the steeple? Bitch I just see modern condos what the HELL is happening. We get out of the car and go up to one of these fucking apartments basically. Fucking Youth Pastor John unlocks the place and.

Guys.

The church was just a fucking townhome. I’m like. Just. Guys the area where the congregation met was a fucking living room with like maybe six chairs and a podium. On the bright side, lovely open floor plan.

They guide me upstairs.

To the bathroom.

They hand me like… a fucking robe and say I can undress and put that on. They give me a moment but even then i’m like FUCK that. Undressing in a strange house? That’s where I draw the line! Nope, no disrobing for me, thanks! I still put on the robe because apparently it’s like, ritually significant?

Got into my new swanky clothes and they come back in. They start filling up a shitty plastic bucket with water in the tub. At this point, i’m just like:

They tell me to kneel in the tub and raise my hands in prayer. I follow orders, trying to ignore the fact that I am in a strange place that is very much not a church, that I am currently wearing weird periwinkle robes, knowing that people are in class right now just. Learning about fucking Mesopetamia or some shit i forget what the class was about.

The Hannah Montana from Hell Squad prays over me as they pour cupfuls of bucket water over my head. My underclothes are now drenched. My hair is wet. My knees hurt because I’m kneeling in a fucking bathtub.

“Congrats! Your soul is saved!” I have to get to class!

They give me a moment to take off the fucking robes and I collect my things. I step out and i’m like “great I’m late for class, take me back!”

“Oh, but you still need to have passover.”

Passover is a Jewish Holiday practiced in mid to late spring. It’s September. Y’all are christian. But I literally cannot leave, so I follow them into the kitchen where they put a veil on me. The other two girls put on veils as well. I’ve fully surpassed crying and reached silent resignation to my fate as the guy prays over some fucking communion wafers and some grape juice. I take the lil bits of food, luckily too since i fucking missed lunch because of them but at least I have some grape juice to fill me up.

“Now, we know that this is not the correct time for passover, but we needed to do it to save your soul. Now, practice Passover every year from now on to make sure you show your dedication to God and make sure your soul is saved.”

They do take me back to campus. I am in soaking short shorts and a red flannel. It is, to say the least, very moist and uncomfortable as I start to stick to the faux leather seats of this mini van.

I’m like “cool great thanks for having me!” as they pull up to my building, and as I try to get out, the quieter girl (who, genuinely, seemed to be fond of me) asked if she could have my number.

HEY YOU KNOW HOW THIS STORY STARTED? WITH ME LACKING THE ABILITY TO SAY NO TO PEOPLE? YOU REMEMBER THAT? HUH!?

But this time, ohhoho, I have a plan. I’ll give her a fake number! That’ll teach her! So I punch in a few random numbers really hastily because I am still in this fucking van and I am twenty five minutes late for a fifty five minute class.

“Cool can we test it real quick to make sure we have the right number?”

And, like a dog with my tail between my legs, I very quietly go “yeah uhm i think i put in the wrong number hang one second” and fixed it to my actual number. Like a goddamn moron.

I sprint out of the van. Walk into my class soaking wet with my head down at my professor is in the middle of a lecture. I find my seat in the back of the classroom on the other side, so everyone has seen me. My friend leans up to me as I sit down, and asks me where I have been. I tell her that I got lost during a hike and fell into a creek.

Now, what is the moral of this story, children? If anyone asks you if you want to get baptized on a Wednesday in the middle of September, simply say

How easy was it to get over the person you last dated? It wasn’t easy at all. It took me almost a year. Even still, I had feelings for him and I think I always will. He was my first love.

What were you doing at midnight last night? Drinking coffee and eating Girl Scout cookies. Yep. That’s my life.

Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No.

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No. I don’t drive, though. If I did, my issue would probably be going too slow. haha.

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? No, not always.

Were your last three kisses from the same person? Yes.

What are you listening to right now? The TV.

Have you kissed anybody in the last 5 days? No.

Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person? Yeah, but thankfully it wasn’t anything bad or embarrassing.

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? I’m used to sleeping alone. I don’t know what sleeping with someone else all the time would be like. I can sleep how I want, and take up whatever space. Also, for family who have had the disadvantage of sharing a bed with me have told me I fling my arms around, and that they have gotten hit a time or two, ha. Soo, I suppose it’d be worse to my hypothetical significant other who would share a bed with me nightly.

Will next friday be a good one? It’ll likely be just another day.

Are you a jealous person? Here’s that question again. Like I keep saying over and over, I’m more envious.

Done anything illegal lately? No.

If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else right now do you think they would be mad? No. He wouldn’t care.

When was the last time you got a haircut? I last got it trimmed early last year sometime. I haven’t cut it in like two years.

Have you ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfriend? No.

Do you know anyone that smokes weed? Yes.

How has the week been? The days just blend together for me.

In the past week have you felt sad? I always feel sad.

What were you doing at 9:00 am? I was watching TV.

What color is your phone? White.

What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? Absolutely nothing.

What do you wear to bed? I live in my pajamas/lounge clothes because I’m home a vast majority of the time. I’m ready for bed all day. Hell, I’m even already in it!

When will your next kiss be? I have no idea. I can’t predict the future.

Who was the last person you rode in a car with? My brother.

Are you tired right now? When aren’t I?

Are you mad at someone right now? No, but I’m very irritated.

Who was the first male you talked to today? My dad.

Do you prefer to call or text? Text. I don’t like talking on the phone.

Where did you meet the last person you were in a car with? At the hospital the day he was born.

Besides this survey, what are you doing right now? Trying to figure out where my brother is. I’m starving.

Will you be up before 7am tomorrow? Well, yes, since I stay up past midnight.

Did you kiss anyone today? No.

How old do you think you’ll be when you have kids? I don’t know if I will have kids. It’s not something I’m thinking about right now.

Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? No. I’m sure I’ll still be single then, too.

Are you waiting for something? Yes. I’m waiting for my brother to come home so he can grab me something to eat. He’s taking forever.

When was the last time you hugged a member of the opposite sex? I don’t remember.

What’s your relationship with the last person you texted? He’s my brother.

What did you do today? Had coffee and a donut this morning, caught up on a show with my mom that she and I watch, studied the bible, Tumblr-ed, watched TV.

What is bothering you right now? That my brother isn’t here, yet.

How old were you when you first smoked weed? I was like... 23, I think.

Have you ever taken someone back after they’ve cheated? I haven’t been cheated on.

Are there any stressful situations in your life? Oh boy, you betcha there is.

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? Closed.

Are you really happy or are you just saying that? I’m not happy, and I don’t say that I am.

How do you feel about your relationship status? It’s lonely, but I have other things I need to focus on. It’s probably for the best...

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday.

Who was the last person that threw you out of your life? Joseph.

Do you secretly like someone? No.

Who did you last talk to over the phone? My dad.

Has anyone made your day better even if it wasn’t by much? No. When my brother gets home and take me to get food, that would help...

What is one thing that you’ve done that a lot of people said you couldn’t? I don’t know.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? I haven’t a deep convo like that in awhile.

How many relationships have you been in? Technically one, it had the boyfriend/girlfriend title. However, even though Joseph and I weren’t ever in a relationship, it felt more like one? We had something for three years. When it ended, it sure felt like a breakup.

What’s something you do that really frustrates people who are closest to you? I can be annoying, and moody, and needy, and irritable and that isn’t pleasant for those around me.

When was the last time you had sex? Never.

Do you remember who it was with? --

Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? --

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No.

Ever had sex bent over a couch? --

Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Ever had sex with your parent(s) in the next room?

Do you like the lights on or off?

What is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Do you like condoms?

Have you ever been to a strip club? No.

Ever been to a bar? Yes.

Ever been titty fucked? No.

Kissed someone of the same sex? No.

Have you ever been in an adult toy store? Yeah, once. And Spencers, if that counts. It’s a store in the mall that has shirts and accessories and stuff, and then at the back of the store is the adult section.

Do you like to cuddle after having sex? I wouldn’t know, but I think that I would.

Ever had unprotected sex? Is this a sex survey that was combined with another survey?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Do you like 69?

What have you done sexually in a car?

Ever worn lingerie? No. I soooo wouldn’t feel comfortable wearing any. I’m so self-conscious and so not sexy at all. I wouldn’t have the confidence.

Ever had sex on a table?

Ever had sex with someone in the room?

Ever had sex while on the phone with someone?

Rough or sensual sex?

Have you ever been “choked”?

Do you like oral sex?

Do you like being on top?

Last place you had sex?

Ever had sex with someone you don’t love?

Longest you’ve gone without sex? Twenty-seven years so far.

Do you like sex? This had to have been a separate sex survey thrown in with another one.

“Diablo on the beat, bitch.” Audiences have been...

“Diablo on the beat, bitch.” Audiences have been hearing that four-word manufacturer tag on some of the hottest songs of the past a number of years, by artists like Wifisfuneral, Craig Xen, Smokepurpp, as well as, obviously, Lil Pump. Los Angeles-by-way-of-Florida manufacturer Diablo, 23, has actually worked with every one of these musicians and more. Now he’s riding the most significant wave of his occupation with the approaching launch of Pump’s long-awaited Harverd Dropout.

Diablo created 3 records on the album–“ Dropout,” “ION,” and the debatable “Racks on Racks”– and also taped Pump’s vocals on more. “Shelfs on Shelfs” obtained some attention recently when Portishead’s Geoff Barrow declared that the track sampled his job from the Annihilation soundtrack without authorization. The tune’s web content also disturbed him. Barrow called the track “deeply fucking sexist,” and included that, especially since he and Destruction co-composer Ben Salisbury both have little girls, “This shit requires to seriously fuck off.”

Controversy or not, Harverd Failure is the conclusion of a year and also a fifty percent of Diablo and also Pump’s work together. I contacted Diablo (as well as his manager Henley, that considered in with the periodic information) to talk about the making of Harverd Dropout, why the Florida SoundCloud rap scene was destined for success, and also what all that fuss over an uncleared example had to do with.

In around 12 hours, Harverd Dropout appears. Which tracks did you generate? We were working that task for a long, long period of time. I would certainly claim for practically a year as well as a half. We made a lot of tunes, a minimum of 70. The final variation [of the album] is the most effective tunes that appeared of everything. I tape-recorded the introductory, “Dropout.” And I did “ION,” which is with Smokepurpp. That’s actually me and CB [Mix] I additionally did “Shelfs on Racks.”

What was that 18-month duration like? What was your procedure? It was a crazy procedure. From videotaping him on a relocating scenic tour bus, which is truly stressful from a producer and design point of view, to taping him when he was on home apprehension in the garage while it’s actually cold exterior– that was most likely one of the craziest scenarios. “Drug abuser,” I keep in mind specifically taping him while it was incredibly cold in LA. He was in the garage, he was on residence arrest. That was a pretty dope experience.

You crafted songs that you didn’t generate? Yeah, I aided videotape the majority of his stuff.

Inform me regarding taping Lil Pump’s vocals. Is it various than collaborating with other artists? What’s dope regarding taping Pump is that we have actually good chemistry, given that I’ve been taping him for two years. It’s truly easy at this point ‘cause I recognize precisely what he desires. Me and also CB are his major manufacturers, the main people videotaping him.

He doesn’t actually also like the studio that a lot. We do a great deal of residence setups or established anywhere really that isn’t a studio. That’s where we make the majority of our hits. We make room hits, essentially.

Just how do you make up soundproofing if you’re just tape-recording anywhere you can obtain him most comfortable? People ask me that a great deal. As long as we have decent configuration, we don’t need that much. If you can get a clear vocal, you do not need to tape-record in a soundproof space. It all boils down to blending them later.

What is an uncommon area that you’ve recorded Pump? One of the most unusual one is certainly the garage while he was on house apprehension. Other areas? Just random Airbnbs around America. I tape-recorded him in the scenic tour bus while the scenic tour bus is relocating. That was truly frantic when it came down to blending the vocals. My favorite location is my very first apartment. That’s in fact where we made “Boss.” That just went platinum, which is quite trendy, just to believe that we made that struck in my bedroom.

There’s been some controversy around “Racks on Racks.” Geoff Barrow said that the track samples his music from the Destruction soundtrack without consent. Did you example that soundtrack? We provided a last version of the tune that did not symbolize any kind of sample. And after that for some reason, Detector Brothers provided a demonstration version of the track that they put out, an old variation, that had a placeholder with that sample in it. What you men heard was the old version of that song somehow. They didn’t submit the final variation to iTunes as well as all that things. That’s where I think the whole complication originated from.

So what occurs now with the tune? Which variation made it on the album? The final variation right now you listen to on all the DSPs has no sample in it whatsoever. Out the YouTube version, out any version– SoundCloud, iTunes, Spotify. There is no example in it today.

Exactly how did Geoff hear the very early version? I have no concept. I just saw him tweeting at me each day. [Henley: “The early variation was an unintentional upload. That’s exactly how he heard it.”] Yet it was actually amusing to see him tweeting at me each day. He would tweet some stuff. I don’t know how old he is, yet I think he was puzzled, 'cause he was tweeting that the song was misogynistic and also all this things. He resembled, “Oh, there’s rapping concerning titties.” Like, I think he believed “racks” was titties. I resemble, “Guy, I don’t recognize how old you are, however it’s not discussing titties. It’s speaking about money.” I assume there’s a lot of complication in the entire scenario.

His words were, “The tune is deeply fucking sexist.” That’s not something you concur with? I don’t understand, male. He’s very opinionated. I appreciate the guy a whole lot, however additionally, begun, look at Cardi B. She simply won a Grammy for Rap Album of the Year as well as her stuff isn’t one of the most deep music. She has some crazy things in there. I believe you should value everybody’s music and also check into the musician extra prior to you simply start criticizing left as well as right, you know?

Do you make beats for Pump in different ways than you would certainly for other artists? Well, yeah. I seem like my beats have their very own individuality, and that’s why Pump actually appreciates my style of songs. I do not understand any kind of other producer that truly makes beats like I do, that style of extremely bass hefty and likewise in some cases repetitive. But Lil Pump obtains your interest and it ends up being actually good for him, 'cause it’s like, “Oh, awesome, I know a dope tune that would go for this.” Then it becomes an actually dope track.

Do you assume the bass hefty aspect of your beats originates from Florida? Florida has a 35, 40 year history of bass songs. Yeah. We definitely created this wave of lo-fi hefty bass songs that we weren’t attributed on. It’s strange, 'cause Atlanta gets such large hype, but I feel like Florida really did not obtain enough love and also press for all these artists that we put out the last couple of years. We really altered the whole SoundCloud video game, the whole songs game. We have all these new rap artists that are absolutely affected by us. We developed a new design of music.

A few years back, you began creating for a number of people you know from school or around where you utilized to stay in Florida. And afterwards they all explode around the very same time– people like Wifisfuneral and also Smokepurpp and also Pump. What was that like for you? I think it was destiny. I in fact mosted likely to institution with Wifisfuneral. He is just one of the first rap artists in West Hand Beach that I connected with to make music. We went to elementary school together. We didn’t hang around till later on, when we were both in senior high school. He wanted to record songs as well as I happened to simply build a workshop in my room where I recorded Pump. We wound up working and after that I was like, “Oh, man, I enjoy hip hop.” He made a lot of beats, 50 beats a month back then.

I wound up connecting with Florida artists as they were coming up, like Pump. This is when they all were nothing, like, under 30K [followers] Everybody was simply starting out. It’s really insane to see where everybody is. Two years back, we were all refraining crap.

What was Lil Pump like when you men initially satisfied? Pump is a fascinating one, 'cause he’s specifically just how he is currently, but just now he has a spunk load even more money. When I fulfilled him, I believed we coincided age and then I discovered that he was 15. I was like, “What the fuck?” He was already smoking even more Backwoods than I ever could.

You mentioned the track “Employer” previously. Are we ever gon na hear the initial variation of “Employer” concerning Obama? Wait, exactly how do you even understand that? That’s so odd.

It’s sort of like the original variation of “Boss.” That’s when we were in our bags, making music continuously. The tune is actually on YouTube. It’s just called “Obama.” It’s an old version of that style of songs that we were tape-recording at the time. It’s truly funny.

Among things you do is trip doing solo DJ collections. What do you like concerning that? Exactly how is that various than being a producer?My first goal was intending to be a producer/DJ and place on my very own real-time shows with my visuals and also my songs. However I was focused on working on my songs initially– dealing with tasks and stuff. I dedicated 2 years to working with rap songs with as numerous musicians as I can. Currently I’m completed.

Truthfully, I took most of my time with Pump, 'cause he videotapes a great deal of music. Now there’s an album appearing. It’s dope, 'cause I can concentrate on my cd that I’m putting out, which is featuring Pump, Purpp, a number of other musicians.

And afterwards with the DJing part of it, now I can play real-time programs, play my music, and also bring out these hip jump musicians that I’ve dealt with. That’s really what I’m attempting to incorporate in the EDM globe.

In 2015 you discussed entering EDM. That’s a wave you’re on? Yeah. I have tracks with Dillon Francis, I have tunes with Alison Wonderland. I have partnerships with a lot of EDM artists. I’m working with placing them out this year and doing more celebrations and also shows.

What’s a Diablo solo established like? Actually intense, really dope. A great deal of hip hop, a great deal of bass heavy music. Today, I’m practically done with touring. It’s been terrific, the reaction I have actually been obtaining for my online programs. I’m actually excited to just keep doing this as well as build it bigger and bigger. I have a great deal even more fans than I assumed I did.

Any type of possible day on the solo cd? I’m aiming for March. Now that I’m done focusing on everybody else’s album, after I’m performed with this excursion, I’m back house. Then I’m simply settling down, just working on this cd and completing every little thing. [Henley: “Let’s call it May, to be extra exact.”] That are you on tour with today? Dillon Francis and Alison Heaven.

Just how’s that going? It’s going wonderful, man. We have actually been striking many cities, many large shows. We did a program with 8,000 people. That was rather dope. It’s really a fun experience, from doing hip-hop shows and also celebrations to bringing that style to the digital scene.

Anything else you want people to know about Diablo? Yeah. I’m just delighted to do my very own stuff as well as become a solo act, executing at my very own events and also producing my cd this year. Keep tuned.

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“Diablo on the beat, bitch.” Audiences have been hearing that four-word manufacturer tag on some of the hottest songs of the past a number of years, by artists like Wifisfuneral, Craig Xen, Smokepurpp, as well as, obviously, Lil Pump. Los Angeles-by-way-of-Florida manufacturer Diablo, 23, has actually worked with every one of these musicians and more. Now he’s riding the most significant wave of his occupation with the approaching launch of Pump’s long-awaited Harverd Dropout.

Diablo created 3 records on the album–“ Dropout,” “ION,” and the debatable “Racks on Racks”– and also taped Pump’s vocals on more. “Shelfs on Shelfs” obtained some attention recently when Portishead’s Geoff Barrow declared that the track sampled his job from the Annihilation soundtrack without authorization. The tune’s web content also disturbed him. Barrow called the track “deeply fucking sexist,” and included that, especially since he and Destruction co-composer Ben Salisbury both have little girls, “This shit requires to seriously fuck off.”

Controversy or not, Harverd Failure is the conclusion of a year and also a fifty percent of Diablo and also Pump’s work together. I contacted Diablo (as well as his manager Henley, that considered in with the periodic information) to talk about the making of Harverd Dropout, why the Florida SoundCloud rap scene was destined for success, and also what all that fuss over an uncleared example had to do with.

In around 12 hours, Harverd Dropout appears. Which tracks did you generate? We were working that task for a long, long period of time. I would certainly claim for practically a year as well as a half. We made a lot of tunes, a minimum of 70. The final variation [of the album] is the most effective tunes that appeared of everything. I tape-recorded the introductory, “Dropout.” And I did “ION,” which is with Smokepurpp. That’s actually me and CB [Mix] I additionally did “Shelfs on Racks.”

What was that 18-month duration like? What was your procedure? It was a crazy procedure. From videotaping him on a relocating scenic tour bus, which is truly stressful from a producer and design point of view, to taping him when he was on home apprehension in the garage while it’s actually cold exterior– that was most likely one of the craziest scenarios. “Drug abuser,” I keep in mind specifically taping him while it was incredibly cold in LA. He was in the garage, he was on residence arrest. That was a pretty dope experience.

You crafted songs that you didn’t generate? Yeah, I aided videotape the majority of his stuff.

Inform me regarding taping Lil Pump’s vocals. Is it various than collaborating with other artists? What’s dope regarding taping Pump is that we have actually good chemistry, given that I’ve been taping him for two years. It’s truly easy at this point ‘cause I recognize precisely what he desires. Me and also CB are his major manufacturers, the main people videotaping him.

He doesn’t actually also like the studio that a lot. We do a great deal of residence setups or established anywhere really that isn’t a studio. That’s where we make the majority of our hits. We make room hits, essentially.

Just how do you make up soundproofing if you’re just tape-recording anywhere you can obtain him most comfortable? People ask me that a great deal. As long as we have decent configuration, we don’t need that much. If you can get a clear vocal, you do not need to tape-record in a soundproof space. It all boils down to blending them later.

What is an uncommon area that you’ve recorded Pump? One of the most unusual one is certainly the garage while he was on house apprehension. Other areas? Just random Airbnbs around America. I tape-recorded him in the scenic tour bus while the scenic tour bus is relocating. That was truly frantic when it came down to blending the vocals. My favorite location is my very first apartment. That’s in fact where we made “Boss.” That just went platinum, which is quite trendy, just to believe that we made that struck in my bedroom.

There’s been some controversy around “Racks on Racks.” Geoff Barrow said that the track samples his music from the Destruction soundtrack without consent. Did you example that soundtrack? We provided a last version of the tune that did not symbolize any kind of sample. And after that for some reason, Detector Brothers provided a demonstration version of the track that they put out, an old variation, that had a placeholder with that sample in it. What you men heard was the old version of that song somehow. They didn’t submit the final variation to iTunes as well as all that things. That’s where I think the whole complication originated from.

So what occurs now with the tune? Which variation made it on the album? The final variation right now you listen to on all the DSPs has no sample in it whatsoever. Out the YouTube version, out any version– SoundCloud, iTunes, Spotify. There is no example in it today.

Exactly how did Geoff hear the very early version? I have no concept. I just saw him tweeting at me each day. [Henley: “The early variation was an unintentional upload. That’s exactly how he heard it.”] Yet it was actually amusing to see him tweeting at me each day. He would tweet some stuff. I don’t know how old he is, yet I think he was puzzled, 'cause he was tweeting that the song was misogynistic and also all this things. He resembled, “Oh, there’s rapping concerning titties.” Like, I think he believed “racks” was titties. I resemble, “Guy, I don’t recognize how old you are, however it’s not discussing titties. It’s speaking about money.” I assume there’s a lot of complication in the entire scenario.

His words were, “The tune is deeply fucking sexist.” That’s not something you concur with? I don’t understand, male. He’s very opinionated. I appreciate the guy a whole lot, however additionally, begun, look at Cardi B. She simply won a Grammy for Rap Album of the Year as well as her stuff isn’t one of the most deep music. She has some crazy things in there. I believe you should value everybody’s music and also check into the musician extra prior to you simply start criticizing left as well as right, you know?

Do you make beats for Pump in different ways than you would certainly for other artists? Well, yeah. I seem like my beats have their very own individuality, and that’s why Pump actually appreciates my style of songs. I do not understand any kind of other producer that truly makes beats like I do, that style of extremely bass hefty and likewise in some cases repetitive. But Lil Pump obtains your interest and it ends up being actually good for him, 'cause it’s like, “Oh, awesome, I know a dope tune that would go for this.” Then it becomes an actually dope track.

Do you assume the bass hefty aspect of your beats originates from Florida? Florida has a 35, 40 year history of bass songs. Yeah. We definitely created this wave of lo-fi hefty bass songs that we weren’t attributed on. It’s strange, 'cause Atlanta gets such large hype, but I feel like Florida really did not obtain enough love and also press for all these artists that we put out the last couple of years. We really altered the whole SoundCloud video game, the whole songs game. We have all these new rap artists that are absolutely affected by us. We developed a new design of music.

A few years back, you began creating for a number of people you know from school or around where you utilized to stay in Florida. And afterwards they all explode around the very same time– people like Wifisfuneral and also Smokepurpp and also Pump. What was that like for you? I think it was destiny. I in fact mosted likely to institution with Wifisfuneral. He is just one of the first rap artists in West Hand Beach that I connected with to make music. We went to elementary school together. We didn’t hang around till later on, when we were both in senior high school. He wanted to record songs as well as I happened to simply build a workshop in my room where I recorded Pump. We wound up working and after that I was like, “Oh, man, I enjoy hip hop.” He made a lot of beats, 50 beats a month back then.

I wound up connecting with Florida artists as they were coming up, like Pump. This is when they all were nothing, like, under 30K [followers] Everybody was simply starting out. It’s really insane to see where everybody is. Two years back, we were all refraining crap.

What was Lil Pump like when you men initially satisfied? Pump is a fascinating one, 'cause he’s specifically just how he is currently, but just now he has a spunk load even more money. When I fulfilled him, I believed we coincided age and then I discovered that he was 15. I was like, “What the fuck?” He was already smoking even more Backwoods than I ever could.

You mentioned the track “Employer” previously. Are we ever gon na hear the initial variation of “Employer” concerning Obama? Wait, exactly how do you even understand that? That’s so odd.

It’s sort of like the original variation of “Boss.” That’s when we were in our bags, making music continuously. The tune is actually on YouTube. It’s just called “Obama.” It’s an old version of that style of songs that we were tape-recording at the time. It’s truly funny.

Among things you do is trip doing solo DJ collections. What do you like concerning that? Exactly how is that various than being a producer?My first goal was intending to be a producer/DJ and place on my very own real-time shows with my visuals and also my songs. However I was focused on working on my songs initially– dealing with tasks and stuff. I dedicated 2 years to working with rap songs with as numerous musicians as I can. Currently I’m completed.

Truthfully, I took most of my time with Pump, 'cause he videotapes a great deal of music. Now there’s an album appearing. It’s dope, 'cause I can concentrate on my cd that I’m putting out, which is featuring Pump, Purpp, a number of other musicians.

And afterwards with the DJing part of it, now I can play real-time programs, play my music, and also bring out these hip jump musicians that I’ve dealt with. That’s really what I’m attempting to incorporate in the EDM globe.

In 2015 you discussed entering EDM. That’s a wave you’re on? Yeah. I have tracks with Dillon Francis, I have tunes with Alison Wonderland. I have partnerships with a lot of EDM artists. I’m working with placing them out this year and doing more celebrations and also shows.

What’s a Diablo solo established like? Actually intense, really dope. A great deal of hip hop, a great deal of bass heavy music. Today, I’m practically done with touring. It’s been terrific, the reaction I have actually been obtaining for my online programs. I’m actually excited to just keep doing this as well as build it bigger and bigger. I have a great deal even more fans than I assumed I did.

Any type of possible day on the solo cd? I’m aiming for March. Now that I’m done focusing on everybody else’s album, after I’m performed with this excursion, I’m back house. Then I’m simply settling down, just working on this cd and completing every little thing. [Henley: “Let’s call it May, to be extra exact.”] That are you on tour with today? Dillon Francis and Alison Heaven.

Just how’s that going? It’s going wonderful, man. We have actually been striking many cities, many large shows. We did a program with 8,000 people. That was rather dope. It’s really a fun experience, from doing hip-hop shows and also celebrations to bringing that style to the digital scene.

Anything else you want people to know about Diablo? Yeah. I’m just delighted to do my very own stuff as well as become a solo act, executing at my very own events and also producing my cd this year. Keep tuned.

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JESUS answers under the cut hopefully bc holy shit [[READ MORE]]1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?I'll do cell phone since I'm on it right now: lock screen is a duck and her ducklings, home is sylveon2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?Nope3) What was your last text message?Tbh something personal to my friends expense so not gonna copy and paste 4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?I'd like to be helping my communities. I have several dreams... Photoshoots for trans kids, bringing ASL further into the spotlight and performing musicals in asl, making clothing lines for plus size and trans people5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?Cuddling in bed in some gay ass nerds arms 6) What was your coolest Halloween costume?Lmao I never really had 'cool' halloween costumes but the funniest definitely was this year where my friends and I all went as different aesthetics/ tropes- "emo" "hipster" "jock" stuff like that and then "space gay" "plant gay" and I was manic pixie dream girl 7) What was your favorite 90s show?"Friends" or "Freaks and Geeks" 8) Who was your last kiss?Ex and he forced me lmao so it was uncomfortable and my friend had to intervene9) Have you ever been stood up?I've been on like two dates in my life so no10) Favorite ice cream flavor?Chocolate with brownie chunks and fudge- so basically chocolate on chocolate on chocolate 11) Have you been to Las Vegas?Nop12) Your favorite pair of shoes?My Converse I hand painted a galaxy on 13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?Nope. One time someone grabbed me by the hair at the back of my head and kissed me and I shoved them off but I've never been an instigator 14) What is your favorite fruit?Pear or apple, I'm boring :v 15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible?I already did that twice so... yes16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships?Nope I'm Demisexual so hookups aren't a thing for me. Long term typically, but if I know it's really not working out I'm not afraid to end things. 17) Do you smoke? If so, what?Nop18) What do you do to get over your anger?Bike, mediative breathing, kick boxing 19) Do you believe in God?Eh? I believe in several deities and powers and ideals 20) Does the person you're in love with know it?I mean I'd hope so I've said it a million times 21) Favorite position?Cowgirl 22) What's your horoscope sign?ITS THE AGE OF AQUARIUS, THE AGE OF AQUARIUSSSSSSS- AQUIRIUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS...... AQUIRIUSSsSsSsS 23) Your fears?Being manipulated, being raped, someone breaking into my house, being followed, running into past people who have hurt me 24) How many pets do you have? What kind?Right now I just have Luna my cat who doesn't meow but just yells really loudly 25) What never fails to turn you on?Grabbing or biting 26) Your idea of a perfect first date?Seeing a movie, walking on the boardwalk and going to a fun restaurant (good food, not stuffy and fancy) and walking on the beach feeling the water and sand on our feet 27) What is something most people don't know about you?That I suffer/ed from an eating disorder and I'm mostly recovering 28) What makes you feel the happiest?Laughing with my friends 29) What store do you shop at most often?Does Amazon count or...? 30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving?I think it's a way of showing you care about your partner and their pleasure so I'm for it; I like both 31) Do you believe in karma?I think that people should strive to do what they believe is right without harming others, but I don't think the universe goes around righting wrongs considering so many who do wrong never face punishment32) Are you single?Not really? I'm not officially in a relationship but I'm also not looking33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?I think that either one can serve as a good way to apologize in addition to an actual thought out apology; provided the flowers or candy are thought out 34) Are you a good swimmer?I've swam since I was like 6 months old so yes 35) Coffee or Tea?Depends, I love both though. Typically I only like homemade tea and cafe made coffee 36) Online shopping or shopping in person?Online shopping I hate irl shopping 37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age?If I had to choose, older 38) Cats or Dogs?Both? I guess cats if I had to choose because I like cuddling 39) Are you a competitive person?Yeah but I try not to be by avoiding competition40) Do you believe in aliens?Definitely 41) Do you like dancing?Fuck yes I'm always dancing 42) What kind of music to you listen to?Honestly I listen to a really wide spread I like a little bit of everything, only thing I can't always get into is screamo and similar genres 43) What is your favorite cartoon character?Marinette maybe? I have many 44) Where are you from?Florida 45) Eat at home or eat out?Depends what I have st home lmao 46) How much more social are you when you're drunk?Don't know don't drink 47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself?Rainbow boxers yesterday st pride! 48) Why do you think your followers follow you?Memes 49) How many hours do you sleep at night?Typically 6 50) What worries you most about the future?Succeeding in my field 51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?I would drop them so fast fuck 52) Are you happy with yourself?I think mostly I am 53) What do you wish you didn't know?Knowledge is power so I don't regret that, I only wish certain things hadn't happened perhaps 54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?Recognize when you're being manipulated and stay true to yourself 55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?Maybe the Gilmore house from Gilmore girls? It's such s beautiful house and I love the aesthetic of the town 56) What's your favorite Website?Shopmissa if not a social media website 57) What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?Cutting58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?I think Gainesville s few months ago for my sisters graduation 59) What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?2.50 blazers at good will 60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food?Dumpling soup, egg rolls, crab Rangoon 61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?I already am sort of, kali and cali(fornia) if not I guess Dakota? It's a pretty name 62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?History, psychology, sexed, or any kind of art lmao? 63) Favorite kind of chips?Sour cream and onion or plain salted kettle cooked chips 64) Favorite kind of sandwich?Turkey, muenster, honey mustard etc 65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?Dictionary 66) Have you ever been stung by a bee?Nope I've never been hurt by any animal67) What's your favorite form of exercise?Dance or swimming 68) Are you afraid of heights?Maybe a little but not really 69) What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?Informal geometry it was a fuckin messssssss 70) What's your favorite breakfast?Waffle, eggs, toast, hash browns, coffee, bacon. Aka what I get every time o go to Waffle House 71) Do you like guacamole?Fuck yeah72) Have you ever been in a physical fight?Not really no, I've been hit though 73) What/who are you thinking about right now?Not gonna lie I'm just thinking about how periods suck but I'm so glad I'm not pregnant 74) Do you like cuddling?Most of the time yeah but I have to be very comfortable with that person 75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?Probably I have a lot of trauma 76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?Almost all of them77) Favorite city you've been to?Gainesville, it's so beautiful 78) Would you break the law to save a family member?Depends on the law and depends on the family member- maybe for my older siblings 79) Talk about an embarrassing moment?Oh god I had one yesterday. So I was with friends and I was taking a bunch of pictures and my friend next to me and I starting goofing around and I took a bunch of silly pictures of them and after they grabbed my phone and deleted them and then went to my deleted photos and I was screaming for them to give back my phone and like I'm 99% sure they saw my personal photos I had in there sooo I wanted to die 80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in?LGBT rights, Deaf rights, Autistic and Aspergers people's rights, Black lives matter 81) What's the worst injury you've ever had?I had to get a really shitty surgery in an emergency hospital for an abscess on my labia minora and I was screaming in agony with no anesthesia as doctors flooded in and out. It was really traumatic and painful 82) Favorite day of the week?Saturday. I get to sleep in, be productive in the morning, hang out with friends, have time for myself, and it's very stress free 83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?Very, even though I'm Demi once I am comfortable with someone I'm open to try anything almost and I have a lot of kinks 84) How do you feel about porn?I think that while the industry is fucked up and corrupt I support sex workers and sex work in general as a form of entrepreneurship 85) Which living celebrity would you like to know?Maybe Emma stone? 86) Who was your hottest ex?I haven't dated a lot of people really but someone who isn't quite an ex? 87) Do you want/have kids?Not sure. I've gone back and forth but I know I want to experience my life first before I do anything. 88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?Yes89) Do you get easily distracted?YES90) Ass or titties?titties all the way 91) What is your favorite word?Prejudice 92) How do you feel about tattoos?I think they're a beautiful art form 93) Do you have any pets?Yes 94) How tall are you?5'2 and a half 95) How old are you?17 96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?Eyes, boobs, ass 97) Is there anything you're really passionate about?Activism and cosmetology 98) Do you have trust issues?Yeahhhh a little bit not gonna lie99) Do you believe in love at first sight?No not really? I think that you can have attraction but you have to get to know someone to love them 100) What are some words that you live by? Why?Everything happens for a reason. Because while shitty things happen in our lives we can learn from them to make the world a better place. I've had a lot of shitty things happen to me and they have only driven me further in life to help others.