a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
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They’re the “shows up late to a mission with coffee” couple for sure
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Can we talk abt how Max had a crush on Grace, and Grace just wanted to sleep with him?
He asks her very nicely if he can carry her books, y'know, very cute, sweet, innocent.
She immediately decides NO because that's totally the same thing as sex.
And then he takes it down the "You're a dirty girl" road.
Max also punches a guy because he makes a joke about Grace being an ugly nerdy prude.
And in Grace's fantasy, it's kind of important that they DON'T care about each other, they say it FIVE TIMES.
And Max PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE to have sex with Grace, and then, instead of going right back to his rampage, he. Asks her to cuddle???
She wanted a fuck, he wanted to go on a date and cuddle and hold her books for her, and, yeah, have sex with her.
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sam nightingale fabian seacaster deeply tethered in the sense that whenever zelda & gorgug broke up i think they both were very emotionally supportive and there for their friend while also having clearly & openly thought the whole time that zelda/gorgug could’ve done better. also they’re both rich popular bards with talking vehicles who got left alone in their big house at the beginning of a school year so there’s that.
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Fuck it, Milkplane Swap AU
(yes this applies to the rest of the characters too but I haven't planned anything for them yet😭)
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