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Do any of the super smart people on my phone know how to remove DRM from AZWs. I've nearly driven myself mad from frustration and have reached the "asking tumblr for help" stage of grief
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Well I pissed off a devout Catholic enough to get the following:
#lmao#rofl#religious bullshit#religious extremism#what the fuck lol#someone wrote that and really thought it was insulting#religion is stupid#religion is toxic#when people like this are raised in it#i mean does this bitch forget we're on tumblr dot com?#all my homies hate amazon#amazon#100% not safe for kids#this person thinks junk food is a sin#yeah theyre in a cult#religion is bullshit#religion is a joke
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Yeah so turns out that if Amazon doesn't have a warehouse that delivers near you, the post office has to deliver your packages (information I knew). What they don't tell you is that the volume of packages is so high that certain post offices require you to work sundays. That Amazon has contracted out the post office to work sundays. Even if Amazon delivers to the town 20 minutes from you, they may not deliver in your town.
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Rudy: you do realize that Amanda gets younger whenever she uses her powers, right?
Immortal:
#invincible spoilers#invincible#invincible amazon#invincible Amazon prime#rudy conners#robot invincible#immortal#monster girl#fuck immortal all my homies hate immortal
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the absolute tragedy of an Amazon produced series having the funniest fucking marketing team on the planet HAUNTS me
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has anyone seen this garbage on amazon? fucking thing doesn't even know the difference between it's and its
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I don't think we've made it to amazon yet but they sure do have subby nerdy stoner housebutches on this website! -🗡️
SO true i’m sure if i try hard enough i can find a way to order one from tumblr, overnight delivery 😘
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made an online purchase today. never been more scared in my life
#it was a scary website#the only other time ive come even close to being this scared in my life was every other time ive made an online purchase. in my life#but it was necessary due to birthday present. for my mother. which i could literally only find on this website#and amazon but amazon is bad#and also scary#because its online#im sorry but humans were meant to be in stores and buy physical objects at physical registers from physical humans with physical money#fuck online all my homies hate online#i would say this is my toxic old person trait but old people are surprisingly comfortable with this shit even#or at least my parents are idk#it's my toxic scaredguy trait#but in my defense it is scary. frightening even#i will just try to think positive thoughts and then everything is going to be fine
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does anyone know a good place for audiobooks that well. Isn’t amazon
#cobble’s tones#bonus points if it isn’t a subscription service all my homies hate subscription services#i may just use my parent’s amazon though
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i was so happy (left) i finally got sunglasses and could finally ride without my eyes fucking burning. WELL WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. it rained all the way home and i was miserable and cold the whole time (right)
#i love that you can see how cloudy it was in the first pic#then the blue sky showing in the right#it stopped raining as soon as i got home#FUCK AMAZON RAINFOREST ALL MY HOMIES HATE AMAZON
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A GULPER? ON THE WEST COAST?
No.
NO!
(Also, no, that did NOT look like a Gulper wtf?)
#Kylia Watches Amazon Fallout#Hate This#Mostly because I hate Gulpers#FUCK Gulpers#All my homies hate gulpers#worst enemy they made for Far Harbor
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the flatshare thread pt 1
#^the amazon show#these actors are so hot .....#SCREW JUSTIN ME AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE JUSTIN#ughhhhh#no this is actually kind of so cute even if they're majorly misrepresenting a lot of important parts#like that's still tiffy and leon at their core i feel like they read the book#i can feel the vibe i can see the vision#it's just so much ... sharper and sleeker than in my imagination? like in her writing it's very sketchbook colored pencils vibe#also taking out katherin booooo and making rachel mean was so#BUT HOWING GERTY AND MO<3333333#feb 2 2024#it's so modern when tiffy is just not#except what did they do to gerty#mo is perfect#ugh gosh leon and holly r perfect tho#tiffy n leon r gonna be so hot tgt i'm#wait the guy sounds like the uncle from derry girls😭😭#also the music is terrible lol#oooooooooo wait i like how they got her to hospice#holly is perfect#THEY FOT STUFF LIKE CORAL UNIT THO THATS SO PRECIOUS#guys they're so cute#like u can js tell its low budget LOL#if they don't end the series on the end...#lol i think i'm gonna finish there's only two eps left#GHEYRE DOING HOLLYS BIRTHDAY PARTY IM SONNING#oh god#oh my box that's how old#that's#ow
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why did amazon ship my package from a town 40 minutes away from me to a city in another fuckin state
#fuck amazon i hate amazon all my homies hate amazon#every time i have to order from amazon i scream and growl and cry it makes me so mad that there arent any other options#tick tick
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Just spent a very stupid amount of money on a very amazing Good Omens print on etsy. 😭
I can't believe how bad Amazon is slacking on merch. You can't buy a non-region locked blu ray of the first season or the Crowley and Aziraphale pops without giving someone's right arm for it.
Also, fuck merch scalpers. Nothing like buying up a bunch of stuff and hoarding it because you know other people will like it and forcing them to pay way more than they should. All my homies hate merch scalpers.
#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens crowley#good omens 2#crowley good omens#good omens prime video
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The episode where Thirteen essentially defends space-Amazon was about when I decided Chibnall was doing too much
fuck kerblam all my homies hate kerblam. how did we go from this
to this
in like ten episodes. how.
kerblam is so perplexing to me i really don't understand what went down there. i used to think it got made to be rewritten by bbc execs or something but given the politics of the rest of the era i don't think i believe that anymore i think it just kinda sucks
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Pssst... Try not to take what they say in interviews too seriously. Sometimes things will be intentionally vague or an outright lie to confuse or appease people or throw them off from something. Ennis is infamously known for that although I don't think everyone realizes he does this, but he's also working on the show with them.
They said Marie surviving "wasn't as simple as them needing her alive" and it's kinda funny to see fans take it one way or the other when that can be so many different things in context of The Boys universe and especially what we saw in Gen V.
"Plans to kill Homelander" is Billy every season without success, but even if he did, I think we'll see him getting haunted by Homelander big time after the fact. I still want Hughie to be the one who kills Billy but maybe it's beyond the grave Homelander who's there as Billy is dying instead of Becca. I think that would be fitting and Billy honestly deserves it.
There's definitely an element of groundwork they are following from the comics which has been pretty consistent but what I really suspect will happen is that the control virus will end up used on Homelander by someone to purely weaponize him. I think we'll see him become an attack dog and fully efficient berserker without getting to enjoy any of it and having a different sort of mental break after.
The comics sort of rob you of the gratification Homelander's death could give and I think they want to recreate that effect for the show but who knows.
The scary part for me is all the genocide apologism that is going around but The Boys is sort of meant to unmask people and have us reevaluate the way we think so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. Still hurts though.
As far as Cate "going too far", he's technically right. Not because Shetty wasn't a complete scumbag who wouldn't deserve death, but because she'd been completely neutralized with Cate's powers.
Neutralizing someone by killing them and killing someone who has already been neutralized are two very different things. Just jail her and let her suffer and stew in her own anger and actions knowing she lost at that point because death is the easy way for someone like that. She asked for them to just make her forget but Cate should have forced her to remember or even live through the memories of her victims.
Actually, if they wanted to make Billy fail and survive with Homelander permanently haunting him I'd be completely down for that because fuck that genocidal shithead.
Lol I don't know if this will make you feel any better but just things to think about I guess.
I could see Homie being a ghost haunting Billy as Billy already hallucinates Homelander for some reason that they still havent explained but he its a cash cow for Amazon and they might not just give us 5 seasons so I doubt the execs would want to get rid of him... the writers ans Kripke might hate HL but audiences have proven he its likable and profitable and frankly the idea that all of HL fans are maga type fascist its absurd bcuz my gay brown ass sure as fuck isnt maga and i adore him.
Its getting clear that they will copy the comic to some degree like Homie building an army to have a coup and Billy wanting to use a virus to commit genocide.
Will disagree on Cate v Shetty cuz absolutely nothing she did was wrong in my opinion and yes am being an apologist but i dont feel anything for killing child abusers like absolutely nothing. this bitch was Voguelbaum lite and everybody in the woods deserved it. My only issue its just how jarring the writing and ediring made the whole scene play out but its likely the shortened ep count and time per ep did that.
My ideal ending its Homelander winning and realizing it didnt fix anything and that now he its even more alone than before. I think bad guys winning its the most subversive thing for the stale af genre of superhero media. I want him to win not bcuz i love him but bcuz it would be more devastating for the narrative and shocking to the audience if he did.
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