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What you where made for
What you where made from
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#bouffalant#i forgot this pokémon existed. i don't even know what type it is#ground?? ground/normal??#okay no it's just pure normal. this is like tauros's cool cousin#Tau Ross. 'cause. he has bob ross hair. :)!#did you guys know that the bob ross show was actually filmed at my alma mater#yeah. the college that i'm doing finals for Right Now. the joy of painting was filmed there i think#no one talks about it and i had to find out from random anecdotal evidence from my mom when we were on a road trip#dunno how SHE knew but no one who goes to this college ever talks about it. they only ever wanna talk about david letterman#i hate it here. so glad to be graduating soon#the only reason i'm okay with telling you all where i go to college is because as of this posting (december 13th) i will literally#be graduating in three days. that'll be commencement. which i'm not even going to because fuck commencement
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Team Fortress 2 Mercenary Ages - given all of the canon information we know!
Scout - 27
In the TF2 Comic “The Naked and the Dead,” Spy (Scout’s biological father) states that Scout was conceived 27 years ago, making Scout 27. This is the only 100% confirmed age.
Soldier - mid 40s to early 50s
It’s stated in Soldier’s description that he attempted to join the army during WWII. If we assume Soldier was a young adult when he attempted to enlist, he would now be in his mid 40s to early 50s during the events of TF2.
Pyro - unknown
There is very little information out there on Pyro. It would be impossible for me to accurately identify their age.
Demoman - mid 30s
The only information I have in regards to demoman’s age comes from a line his mother says in the book “Valve Presents Volume 1: The Sacrifice and Other Steam-Powered Stories” in which Demo’s mother remarks: “No demoman worth his Sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!” Which means Demo is most likely somewhere in his 30s.
Heavy - mid 40s to early 50s
In the update comic “Meet the Director,” it is revealed that Heavy was sent to a North Siberian Gulag in September 1941 alongside his mother and sisters. Heavy also canonically has a PhD in Russian literature, as revealed through his dialogue in the game ‘Poker Night at the Inventory.’ It would take around 9 years to obtain that PhD, meaning- depending on if he obtained the degree before or after 1941, he would be either in his mid 40s or early 50s.
Engineer - early to mid 30s
Engineer designed and built the Sentry under contract from TF industries in 1965, with him also spending 10 years in the West Texas oil fields- assuming Engineer was 18 before this date, he would be in his early to mid 30s during the events of TF2.
Medic - late 30s to early 40s
Medic’s description explicitly states that he was “Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion,” This implies that Medic was brought up during, or just before, WWII. The word ‘raised’ heavily implies the Medic to still be in adolescence during this era, making him surprisingly younger than expected, with him being around his late 30s to very early 40s during Team Fortress 2.
Sniper - early 30s
In the Team Fortress 2 comic ‘Blood in the Water’, Miss Pauling directly states that New Zealand sunk 40 years ago- in the same comic, Sniper is shown as a baby in a flashback, 10 years after New Zealand sunk. This makes Sniper out to be 30 or 31 in the TF2 present.
Spy - unknown, estimated early-mid 50s
Given Spy’s secretive nature, it’s difficult to deduct how old he is. However, since he has a 27 year old son, it’s likely that he is in his mid 50s. There is a single comic panel (Found in ‘Unhappy Returns’) depicting Spy’s hair to have a grey tint to it, further emphasising this fact.
#feel free to let me know of any mistakes ive made/anything ive missed#there’s a lot of debate about the merc’s ages#especially given all the retconns and contradictory evidence within tf2#so i tried my hardest to stick solely to 100% canon tf2 material instead of common headcanon and popular fanmade materal#i didnt include any community info (i.e the track terroriser) as im trying to only reference completely canon material#ok Cool hope u all enjoy#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#medic tf2#scout tf2#sniper tf2#pyro tf2#demoman tf2#heavy tf2#spy tf2#engineer tf2#soldier tf2
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hear me out
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#oscar piastri#i cant be the only one#he looks so cute#idk why this popped into my head but now it’s all i can see#must be something in the las vegas air#mclaren#f1#formula one#formula 1#las vegas gp 2023#las vegas grand prix#and this i coming from a die hard mater fan btw#this is purely a positive comparison
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some hc i shared with tiktok that i wanna share here <3
#no i will not explain the thought process of some of these#and yes there all canon#trust me bro#pixar cars#cal weathers#cars fandom#cars#cars 3#cars 3 (2017)#dinoco#strip weathers#bootleg cal weathers#lightning mcqueen#cruz ramirez#tow mater#tex dinoco#lynda weathers#chick hicks#doc hudson
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Developing Cars opinions because I watch it 2-3 times a day. Help me
#what if you dated Usain Bolt and liked to playfully challenge him to races all the time because that's what Sally does with McQueen#cars 2 is my least favorite because of the Mater treatment lmao
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I like how at the end of Cars on The Road during the wedding, Cruz says "I know pronounce you, married!" And not "husband and wife"
And Cruz is probably just using inclusive language but like...what if Mato or the person Mato is getting married to is just very gendered HEAR ME OUT PLEASE
#all five people that will see this post please discuss#cars on the road#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#tow mater#mater#cars mato#pixar cars mato#pixar cars cruz#cars cruz#cruz ramirez
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i hate hbo I hate got and d&d and hotd and condal and whoever wrote these fucking shows they've ruined perfectly good source material because they're too busy fawning over the actors to pay homage to who the characters those actors play truly are and profit and shock value and I'm fucking furious
#anti got#anti hbo#anti hotd#anti d&d#anti condal#fuck the writers on hotd#and the ladt 4 seasons of got#fuck them all#they just want profit#not to honor grrms source materal#im fuming#grt ready for anothet fanfic everyone#i despise team green#pro targaryen
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Here fine have my Cars bullshit [og +alt vers under cut]
The one looking at the billboard is Mater
#i tried painting this time#couldve come out worse i suppose#which is all i wanted#i sure did get experience#garf draws#cars movie#cars 2006#lightning mcqueen#tow mater#lightning x mater#this is /srs please dont be mean on this post thanks
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Reminder that Mother Mary loves Her Children very dearly.
She holds us all under Her Mantle.
Have a nice day, or a calm night, knowing She will protect you!
She loves you regardless of "sin".
She loves you regardless of what you've done wrong.
She loves you if you haven't cleaned your room, house, or done the dishes.
She loves you.
#mother mary#magna mater#great mother#the goddess#great goddess#holy mother#mother of all#mother of god#mothergoddess#blessed mother#folk magic#folk christianity#folk catholicism#marian devotion#marian worship#english folk magic#deity work#mary deity#st mary#deity worship#oceannotfound posts#christo pagan#christopaganism
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had a cars movie night
#cars#disney cars#mater#lightning mcqueen#sally#the sillies#credit to niko for maters n lightnings designs#theyre all dating btw
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im my head this is how it goes: lightning mcqueen is formula one & tow mater is nascar
do with that what you will lol
#cars#pixar cars#nascar#nascar racing#f1#formula one#formula 1#I KNOW MCQUEEN DOES NASCAR RACING IN THE MOVIE BUT HE JUST DOES RADIATE F1 ENERGY OKAY#lightning mcqueen#tow mater#ik all abt f1 but zero abt nascar so sorry to disappoint the nascar girlies
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Average moded Skyrim experience....
Now she can never be an assassin.... nooooo!
#skyrim#khajiit#argonian#comic#moded Skyrim#art#omg i made digital art?! no way!.... god my eyes hurt...#i still haven't found a way to get her hands back... :[#ah jes! my favourite game of all time.#does this count as fanart?#inigo is also there... he didn't do anything in the quest to get her hands back... :(#i dont know what to do#khajiit Child Maisha#im playing the xbox one version maybe this bug is exclusive to the xbox port of the mod idk...#no mater what i do i can't change her back so now she is forever handless.... :[
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The only way to solve these dad v dad dilemmas is through oil wrestling.
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you know one thing I’m hoping that won’t/hasn’t happened yet is infantilizing characters in the cars fandom. god, I can only imagine what a monster people would turn red and mater into. hoping and praying.
#red cars#red the firetruck#tow mater#pixar cars#cars fandom#if i EVER catch even a singular a post like these#ricky when i catch you ricky#/mj#(mostly joking)#good god it'd be the blueberry sans situation all over again#and considering what I’ve read about people infantilizing neurodivergent/neurodivergent-coded characters#dear god.
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This is the most random mismatch of characters I've seen
The gang's all here
#lets see if i can name them all lmao#pickle rick#spongebob#dipper#...Transylvania kid#girl from loudhouse#sonic#guy from gumball#AMONG US#angry bird#boss baby#cyborg#stickman#guy from peppa pig#baby from the incredibles#mater#and theeen... the kid from the disney movie.. coco?#i cant give specific names but i think i got most of the fandoms right?#then the guy in the middle is.. from the gummy bear vid me thinks
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