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this. this is my favorite fit michael has worn on the us leg of tour.
#alexa play come on fuck me emo boy#5 seconds of summer#5sos#michael 5sos#michael clifford#stage michael#luke hemmings#ashton irwin#calum hood#stagesos#the 5sos show#the 5sos show tour#the 5 seconds of summer show#ali’s thoughts & opinions 📼
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F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 18 - Japan
Mild shock, I actually watched C4 highlights for this one!! And oh boy the immense emo feelings I had during Japan last year 😭 (yes I still think about the fan forum at the track with all the green lights and just how utterly lovely the fans were to Seb).
Oh and the race happened too, with Seb being an absolute badass in his battle with Alonso (and various other farcical things I’d rather not discuss). So, let’s get into it!!
I’m actually soooo excited to finally see this race in full! I did enjoy watching highlights iirc, Suzuka Circuit is so beloved
This was a wet race iirc?? I can’t remember just how wet though
Must have been very wet be the replay is three and a half hours long
*bopping to the F1 theme as I type*
(it’s still not The Chain though)
somewhat fun fact I do just about remember watching the practice session when Verstappen made his F1 weekend debut, yes I have been here a WHILE
“The forecast is 100% rain for the duration of the race” oh, so it’s WET wet
anyway: Starting Grid whiplash
Lance P18. ow.
Mick P15, slightly less ow.
SEB P9!!!!!!!! INJECT ITTTTTTTT
Lewis P6 ☺️
JENSON COMMS HELL YEAH
also Yuki’s first home race, I cannot remember where he finished so if he doesn’t have a good race I will weep
[Formation Lap]: Oh no. That’s a lot of spray. I’m having Spa 2021 flashback.
“It’s gotten a lot wetter in the past five minutes” Ted I love you but that’s now what I wanted to hear
lol at that “The Battle for the Championship” graphic. We all know there was zero title battle last year 😭
arghhhhh I was excited now I’m nervous FUCK
Oh a Bono sighting that helps
[Start/Lap 1]: FUCK CHARLES V MAX LADS STOP IT
*distressed yelling*
oh no they’re saying Seb spun 😭😭😭😭
Sainz in the barrier 😳
aaaand Safety Car
Oh I do remember Gasly having some advertising boarding stuck to the front of his car
well, that was certainly a first lap
Seb spin replay, zero joy sparked
Ted also saying it’s now raining even harder 🥲
I heave clearly mis-remembered how much I enjoyed watching highlights.
[Lap 2]: oop red flag. We’re doing a Spa 2021 folks.
*rain delay content klaxon*
Helmet watch: Albon’s cherry blossom helmet is sooooooo pretty 😍😍😍
Alexa play Here Comes the Rain Again by Eurythmics bc there’s a river on the circuit
Charles just sat on the halo with his brolly, so unbothered
ayyyyy the car tents!!!!
The AM mechanics with their ponchos >>>>>>
(welcome to racingliners.tumblr.com where we talk about everything but racing)
Though granted, no rain delay will have anything on quali at COTA in 2015, forever unmatched
Oh fuck me these lap one replays are literally just grey, that’s really not fucking good
Ted offering to giveaway the discarded advertising boarding from Gasly’s car, peak sports journalism
also we’ve only had one race weekend of Dan back in RBR blue in 2023 and already seeing him in McLaren papaya looks off. wild.
ayyyy Lance is up to P11 and Mick’s in P10!!! didn’t even notice amongst all the carnage, love that for them
vefvahefuh Jenson defending Seb in the accidental violence against Fernando by saying he probably couldn’t see anything in the spray, the Sebson girlies (gn) stay winning
Breaking news: The Haas mechanics found the gazebo for Kevin’s car.
Yuki vibing in the the garage, if he does not have a good race I will RIOT
oop, the stewards haven’t given a re-start time yet. We really are doing Spa 2021 again.
Don’t cite the rules to us Crofty, we were there when they were written
“Cancel that right hand magic” Bono???? explain
Oh god not already talking about the title permutations 😭 I’m not strong enough for the impending nonsense
That and I’m also still trying to process what the hell Bono was talking about
Somewhat unrelated, Jenson talking about 2009 and I 🥺😭
“But I always used to swear at you” JENSON vfuivhesuhu
did not have Jenson on Crofty violence on my rain delay bingo
cut to shots of various drivers looking serious
I do love learning that Kevin’s hero is Evil Keneval though, ty F1 graphics team
cut to rain radar on the RBR pit wall, can confirm it’s still raining
(this rain delay is not quite passing the vibe check, Monaco was much more fun)
concerned Ferrari mechanics huddling around Charles’ car????? That is not reassuring
Lance sighting!!!
oh not the camera making it look like Laurent Mekies was by himself on the Ferrari pit wall 😭
once again, Bernd Maylander for driver of the day (he rolled down his window to say hi to the camera)
ugh Alex had an engine problem?! I will add that engine to my post-season sledgehammer list
oh race resuming in 15 mins???
“This is good race control” Words I never expected Ted to utter in 2022. I am in shambles.
Ted is also once again trying to flog the discarded advertising board from Gasly’s car, this time by signing it as if it’s from Gasly esbihsjrthij
Mr Kravitz the man that you are
“There will be more than one lap behind the Safety Car” oh we really are doing a Spa 2021. Cheers FIA.
Mandatory wet tyres, which makes a lot of sense.
(Trying to not get too incensed at the fact there was a tractor on the track before the red flag bc it’s almost 11am and I would like to have a nice day today but please know that the FIA are very very very dumb)
ANYWAY: Helmet watch: Lewis’s rainbow flower helmet is iconic af
Cut to the Seb fans 😭 I’m fine 😭
Oh. There is an actual river on the right hand side of the start-finish straight. That’s fine.
Helmet watch: Mick’s cherry blossom helmet is also very pretty
in conclusion: Cherry Blossom helmets? Cherry Blossom helmets.
“Restart suspended” WELP buckle down fellas we’re in for the long haul
God I hope F1 mechanics are paid well to deal with the FIA’s nonsense
They’re still running the trackside rollercoaster in the rain aerguherughs I’m glad some fans are having fun
Lando and Andreas chilling on the McLaren pitwall, unbothered
oh to be an F1 mechanic dishing out cups of tea during a rain delay
SEB SIGHTING!!!!
idk why he’s still in the car but my boy!!!!!
cut to more drivers looking serious
ooh the McLaren mechanics are dishing out soup now
while a fan in the grandstand has some ice cream, oh the duality of F1
F1 is such a technical sport that Aston Martin engineers will stick their hand out from under the pit wall canopy to see how heavy the rain is.
Hiiiii Yuki!!! 👋
Breaking news from the FIA medical car: the track is still wet
(oh what has this liveblog descended to?)
Oh I think the Haas mechanics win the rain delay tea award, one of them has a chocolate brownie.
replay of Lando’s start and.... you can barely see the rain lights of the cars in front in some parts. That is not good my dudes.
I am Esteban’s unimpressed shrug and Esteban’s unimpressed shrug is me
“What should have been a quacking race is actually one for ducks” ......Crofty
“You can’t see me but I’m pointing over there” Jenson comms >>>>>>
“Weather forecast: It’s raining” no shit Ferrari radar
oh the Medical Car is going round for another run. Guess what: it’s still wet.
Maybe it’s actually Bernd Maylander v Alan van der Merwe for Driver of the Day
d’aw Yuki waving to the main grandstand 🥺
“I’m rather pessimistic unfortunately” Me too Andreas, me too
The AM mechanics waving their arms and clapping at the fans in the grandstand 😭 I love Team Green so much 💚💚
LEWIS SIGHTING!!!!
eugsheu of course it was Mikey geeing up the crowd
cut to McLaren mechanics playing Uno. Now we’re getting into the good rain delay content
you know what stuff the Grand Prix, let’s just have the mechanics interacting with the crowd instead it’s 11/10 wholesome
aaaaand cut to a tiny duck swimming across a large puddle. It’s that wet.
Lewis and Bono sighting!! Merc seemingly don’t do paper cups, but team branded mugs instead
Breaking News: Zhou has a very tiny rubber duck with the number 24 written on it in sharpie
slightly less breaking news I’m almost two hours into the race replay
Oh. it’s apparently getting a bit brighter. Obviously I know we get some racing but I legit cannot remember how many laps we got.
“I am optimistic” Ted v Andreas in the pitlane at 3
LEWIS AND ANGELA SIGHTING!!!
Angela even got her name up on the screen, as she should
and I’m *now* two hours into the race replay
SEB AND MICK SIGHTING!!!!
*talks shit about you in German*
ngl I’m running out of things to talk about other then yelling every time I see my faves
Another AM mechanic going to wave at the crowd. Protect the mechanics at all costs!!
A mechanic and the crowd doing synchronised arm waving should not be making me emo. But yet, here we are
“But I’m staying positive” Ted is winning the optimism v pessimism war against Andreas
Seb at the AM pit wall looking at the radar. Shockingly, it’s still wet
Seb also looking very pretty but this is not breaking news.
‘Race will resume at 16:15 local time’ oh HELLO
cut to people manically sprinting up and down the pitlane
and then Kevin is just strolling over to his car, just viking things
aw someone from Aston went to give out caps to fans in the grandstand
“These cars are the best hoovers on the planet for water” I’m just going to take what Karun’s said and roll with it
Noooo someone at Alfa Romeo made a sign saying ‘You are the best’ and held it up for the fans to see 😭😭😭😭😭
I LOVE THIS DUMB SPORT SO MUCH
F1 personnel? Excellent. FIA and F1 big wigs? Very dumb. Hope this helps.
okay so because I had to give up watching this last night bc F1 Tv was being so laggy I have completely forgotten the running order so this is going to be fun
and oh my days the sky is finally light grey instead of dark grey it’s a miracle
[Lap 3]: THE CARS ARE ON TRACK!!!!!
actual liveblogging resumes, thank goodness
even though we’re behind the Safety Car bc it’s still really wet on track
‘Rolling start procedure’ I’m not sure I vibe with that
drivers reporting better visibility thank fuck
[Lap 4]: oh the Safety Car is still out that’s fine
I should note there’s no lap count on the screen so I’m just guessing that these are race laps
oh the Alpha Tauri mechanics using the tyre blanket to keep warm 🥺
oh never mind Ocon was talking nonsense the visibility for the cars in the midfield is actually not good
[Lap 5]: oof yeah. That is a lot of spray. Stop wanting to go racing just because you’re in P4 Esteban.
oh. the SC lights are off. we’re apparently going racing.
What has this race been?? I’ve absolutely no idea.
[Lap 6]: And we’re racing!!
Seb and Nicky have both pitted for Inters
There is A LOT of spray coming off the cars jeez louise
and Seb and Nicky have both been noted for an unsafe release defvoiheosh
[Lap 7]: Lando and Val also pitting for Inters
I am Anxious™️
Oh Kevin got past Lance on the inside of Degner 1.
[Lap 8]: Verstappen and Charles both pit for Inters. Did not expect we’d be doing the pitstop shuffle so soon
Lewis and Perez also in
and Russell
oh my god Alonso’s leading
the pit lane said DRAMA
SEB FASTEST LAP INJECT IT!!!!!
And he’s back into P10. NICE.
oh my days MICK IS P3
STOP THE RACE
[Lap 9]: Alonso also pits and Verstappen re-takes the lead
Lap 8 you chose WAY too much chaos
so literally everyone has pitted apart from Mick and Zhou
oh Val v Kevin. Viking on Viking violence.
[Lap 10]: Zhou pits for Inters.
Lewis in P6 and Seb in P7. The besties that race together stay together 🥰
Ocon v Mick v Lewis is giving me stress with all the spray
[Lap 11]: Seb into P6!!!!!
Meanwhile Verstappen and Charles have just zoomed off into the distance
[Lap 12]: and Mick finally pits
NICKY IN P8!!!! STOP! THE! RACE!
the spray situation has improved a little bit, thank fuck
[Lap 13]: okay the on-track action has calm down a little bit
George don’t you dare get past Yuki
[Lap 14]: 7 seconds between Verstappen and Charles....
that does not pass the vibe check
oh jeez not people starting to complain about their tyres already. Pirelli make a better range of wet tyres challenge.
[Lap 15]: “We are expecting some spots within two minutes” With all due respect Xavi SHUT UP I do not want to know
Noooooooo Russell got past Yuki
RUDE
[Lap 16]: Lewis is still chasing down Ocon for P5
And Charles is seemingly not having a fun time with his tyres
“It is starting to unravel a bit for Charles Leclerc” Charles’ 2022 season in a nutshell tbh
“Alonso is rapid behind Vettel” how about no
[Lap 17]: Let’s hear it for column two of the sliding points scale apparently
ngl this Ocon v Lewis battle is actually pretty good
Let’s actually hear it for some MIDFIELD SPICE!!! 🥳
[Lap 18]: Seb v Fernando... it’s 2012 all over again
are we... going to get more pit stops???? with 16 minutes left???
[Lap 19]: ahhhhh cut to Seb v Fernando I’m ANXIOUS
stop talking about the gap between Verstappen and Charles I don’t. want. to. know.
Oh Zhou’s pitted for more inters. inch resting.
Not Lewis thinking about going around the outside of 130R. THINK OF MY NERVES
[Lap 20]: Okay he thought about it again on the main straight but Ocon is defending like it’s Hungary 2021
oh Lance and Gasly have pitted 👀
Lewis I know you’re the king and the goat but stop trying to pass round the outside of 130R MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT
[Lap 21]: Yuki has also pitted
Perez within striking distance of Charles in 2 laps????
Ferrari what are you doing???
“Are you sleeping?” Okay that was funny Checo awifheoiaguh
[Lap 22]: Ten minutes remaining klaxon
Lewis is still behind Esteban
He did not try getting past througb 130R, my blood pressure is very thankful
[Lap 23]: Alonso’s pitted 👀
welp there’s Charles in front of Perez
[Lap 24]: slightly less joy being sparked from watching Charles v Perez knowing just how slow the Ferrari has been this race
And Alonso is up into P8
Lewis is still behind Esteban
[Lap 25]: 5 minutes left klaxon!!
iirc Charles gets a 5 sec penalty for something???
[Lap 26]: And again I’m on my “You should get the fastest lap regardless of whether or not you’re in the top 10″ soapbox. Show the non-top 10 cars some respect!!!
also just over 2 mins left
This has certainly been A Race™️
[Lap 27]: Anyway Seb still in P6 which is all that matters
I’m equal parts watching Charles v Perez, the gap between Lewis and Ocon and the countdown clock I’m getting very cross-eyed
[Lap 28]: FINAL LAP
I’m equal parts relieved and exhausted
Alonso passes Russell
[Finish]: Verstappen won quelle surprise
Ohhhhh Charles cut the chicane, that’s what the pen was for
I mean he doesn’t have it yet but I know it happens adfvgheugh
Ocon P4, Lewis P5
AND SEB P6!!!!! A KING!!!!!
No points for Yuki but he still had a decent home race!!
NICKY P9!!!! GOATIFI REIGNS SUPREME!!!!!
Whew. That happened. (Not discussing the post-race title nonsense bc 1. it’s been months and 2. I don’t have the energy).
Obviously watching wet races like this back is much better because you know that all the drivers were thankfully fine. If I had been watching it live I would not have enjoyed it as much. But, (rightful) rain delay aside, once the race did get going it was fun to watch with all the overtakes and proper battles.
So overall 7 front wings out of 10. Next race: USA!
#F1 Re watch#F1 2022 re watch#F1 Liveblog#Japan edition#fun fact I had to watch this race over two days bc F1 TV was being that laggy#smh
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MR. VICE PRESIDENT, ahem
You could’ve been a high school power couple had it not been for one thing: you hated each other’s guts.
ummm... we can still be a power couple dhjaskhdjaskhjksa
“What is your job, then? You seem pretty free to me,” he said.
this boy!!! you know what? he can come here. lol let me kick him quick ahha
You, however, didn’t really care about your position on your team as long as you got to play. You did, though, care about beating Choi Yeonjun.
pwuahahahahha YEAH CHOI YEONJUN so sit your booty down!
Whenever Yeonjun winked or smirked or rolled his eyes at you, you were reminded of the infuriating fact that he was, undoubtedly, extremely good-looking.
stop it. because even HE KNOWS THIS HIMSELF hjskahdjask
You cracked one eye open to see Yeonjun standing in front of you, hands on his hips, peering down at you curiously. You immediately sat up straight, blinking a couple of times as if that would erase your tiredness. “Why are you here?” you asked.
“It’s a public bus stop, and I’m a free man,” he said, pushing you aside so he could sit down next to you.
i am so close to running to him and giving him a DROP KICK lolol so annoying!!!!
He had Google Maps and thumbs, after all.
MINA HDJASKDHSAHAHAHAHA THE WAY I WHEEZED ON THIS SCENE OMG
“What’s the matter with you today? Why were you falling asleep in class?” he asked, holding your headphones high above his head, out of your reach.
this lil shit!!!! lolol
Annoyingly, he didn’t move, forcing you to climb over him to get out and off the bus. He flipped you off as the bus drove away, and you flipped him off right back.
LOLOL the way he wouldnt move omg what a butthead!!!! time to really punch him!
When he was done writing, he looked up at you in satisfaction and smirked, arrogant. “Or am I distracting you?”
THE SCREAM I LET OUT, MINA OMG IM LEAVING
You glanced up at him, which was a mistake. The moment you saw concern (of all emotions) on his face, you cracked.
mina T_T this is making me emo now
“Comforting you, dumbass.”
CHOI YEONJUN HDJKAHJDSAK GO AWAY
“You’re not a fraud,” he said under his breath, his eyes staring straight into yours and his hand warm against your cheek.
HELP! ALEXA, PLAY LOSER LOVER RN BECAUSE THATS ME
“Don’t let this go to your head, Pres,” he began, “but I really want to kiss you.”
I JUST LET OUT THE LOUDEST SHRIEK! MINA, I AM SUING
His lips were on yours without your brain having even had the time to process what he’d said. One of his hands shifted down to your waist while the other moved to your jaw, tilting your chin up slightly. Your own hands instinctively came to rest on his chest, and you found yourself kissing him back without thinking. You could feel his heart hammering through his shirt. He was the first to pull away.
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MINA I AM DEACTIVATING AND NEVER COMING BACK
“Haven’t you ever heard of saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’?”
You didn’t even bother to look up. “Haven’t you ever heard of doing your fucking job?”
PARENTS, PLS STOP FIGHTING T-T
He ignored your glaring at him, your eyes telling him to stop, continuing, “Despite all appearances, they’re not as golden as they so desperately want everyone to think. They even had a little breakdown before their competition.”
YEONJUN, WHY -_- imma fight this dude rq brb
“Because I thought you would understand.”
HELP. THIS AINT HELPING WITH ME LISTENING TO EMO SONGS IN THE BACKGROUND.
“I will be civil to you for the next week so we can see this event through, but I’m done with-” you gestured vaguely between the both of you. “I’m done with whatever this is. Bye, Yeonjun.”
This time, he didn’t chase after you.
WHO PUT ONIONS IN FRONT OF ME? TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE BYE
So it took him far longer than it should have to figure out how else to get to your house (he stood there staring at the bus chart for long enough that three different people offered to help him).
STUPID YEONJUN why would you do this ughhhh my heart hurts ENOUGH DHJASKDHSJAK
He took the glass from you and set it down on the coffee table without using the coaster you’d so nicely placed right in front of him, making you see red. “Four ice cubes? Are you telling me to die?”
MAYBE IF U USED THE COASTER, BUTTHEAD!!!!!
Yeonjun didn’t even look at it, despite being the one who’d asked in the first place. “I like you,” he declared.
WELL... UM... ok...
“Look, you don’t have to say anything. I just needed to tell you because it was driving me crazy. You drive me crazy, actually-”
You grabbed his tie, pulled him towards you, and kissed him. If he was surprised by your boldness he didn’t show it, his hands easily finding their way to your waist as he kissed you back. His lips were cold from the ice water.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMING OMG WHAT WHAT JUST HAPPENED OMG I THINK FAINTED
“The golden boy of the school just confessed to me a few hours ago. How could I not be full of myself?” You stopped walking and turned to face him. “I like you,” you mocked, an over-dramatic caricature of his voice.
GSHJDKASDJKASDSAKL THE WAY I AM GUSHING RN BYEEEE
“I want to do this.”
ME PUNCHING A WALL A THOUSAND TIMES BECAUSE OH MY MINA. THIS WAS SO FREAKEN GOOD. The way you were able to write the e2l T_T IT WAS SO WELL WRITTEN. me screaming and crying at yeonjun for being an ass! ahahahah OKAY THE GROUP CHATS THOUGH LOLOLOL SO FUNNY HDASHDJKASHJDKA i am beomgyu tbh lmao
GENIE i could write fics just running on the validation from your feedback tysm!!!
yj is so irritating ADKJALFSHK when he tells the kids about y/n's breakdown istg JAIL
in my head y/n didn't know why they opened up to him until they have that fight too!! they're the kind of person to write off their breakdown as them being 'weak' and not realise they've acc been craving reassurance/empathy from the only other person who will understand them ;-;
AND they don't even notice how much yj cares about them?? yeah he's a petty bitch but he's concerned about them taking the bus alone at night and falling asleep in class. he tries to disguise his worry but he's a shit liar lol
y/n can hide their struggles in front of jimin/minjeong but he sees through it all BC THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. they're both so prideful w y/n denying they're having a hard time and yj refusing to properly apologise at first!! they really are mirrors of each other
i also think they're both are under sm pressure and their stupid fighting is literally the only fun thing they get to do, so they subconsciously see each other as respite from their stresses. that's why they instantly become so immature when they're tgt LMAO
the coaster thing adlfhaglfhad yj think of the water damage!!!!
i love love love ur reactions ty for reading and telling me ur thoughts <33
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heyo
so i recently have been obsessed with the idea of the voltron paladins living in the same house together sooo
i may or may not have spent the last like 3 hours working on headcannons
the characters in the house are keith, lance, hunk, pidge, and allura
(since they’re all relatively similar in age)
so sadly no shiro or coran but
anyway
yeah here they are
(once again a bit unorganized but it’s whatev)
• first off allura and lance are both housewifes
• and neither of them take any shit from the others
• allura: keith, could you pick your feet up? i’m trying to vacuum down here
• keith, sitting on the couch: couldn’t you just do it later
• allura:
• allura: move your feet or i’m telling lonce you have a crush on him
• hunk does the dishes most of the time because he’s mainly the one who cooks their food
• but they also alternate on a schedule
• lance, sighing dramatically: i do everything around here! keith, when was the last time you washed the dishes?
• keith: i literally washed them last night
• lance: well you missed a plate so it doesn’t count
• keith takes out the trash a lot except he doesn’t wear shoes so his feet are always dirty
• lance yells at him for it
• whenever lance takes out the trash he puts on whoever’s shoes are closest
• pidge: lance are those my shoes?
• lance, tiptoeing in sneakers that are 3 sizes too small: maybe
• the couch that they own is too small to fit everyone
• they either argue for 10 minutes over who gets to sit where or they just pile on top of each other
• pidge usually lays on top of someone’s lap when it gets crowded
• she can just flop on top of someone and they’ll just let her- no words spoken
• keith sits on the armrests and everyone gives him shit for it
• lance: aren’t you uncomfortable?
• keith: i like sitting here
• lance: alright edgelord
• lance lays with his legs sprawled on top of the couch
• sometimes pidge will lay on lance who will have his legs on keith
• hunk is fine with sitting on the floor but even he’ll start arguing over the good spot on the couch
• hunk: lance, buddy, you sat there last time- why not give someone else a turn?
• lance: hunk when was the last time you did your own laundry? huh. that’s what i thought
• dinners pretty chaotic
• that’s usually when they have their debates
• lance, pounding his fist on the table: mac and cheese is to be eaten with a fork and that’s that
• pidge: why the hell would you use a fork? spoons are just fine in my opinion
• keith, silently munching on his food knowing he eats it with a knife:
• pidge: alright, we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room
• everyone:
• pidge:
• pidge: keith, you gotta stop putting corn syrup on your peanut butter sandwiches it’s fucking weird
• allura: everyone in favor of limiting lance’s shakira privileges say I
• keith, pidge, and hunk: I
• lance, who’s totally offended: wh
• luckily, they all have their own rooms
• except the walls are super thin
• lance scream singing beyoncé: GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW YOUR LOVES GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW
• keith: why has god forsaken me
• even when they try to play music relatively quiet it can still faintly be heard
• muffled music from keith’s room: when i was, a young boy
• pidge: HA fucking EMO
• they all have Alexa’s in their rooms
• and pidge has access to all of them on her laptop
• pidge: psst- hey lance, watch this
• pidge: *fast typing on laptop*
• blasting from keith’s room: COUNTRYYY ROAAADS TAKE ME HOOOOME
• muffled keith screaming: pIDGE I SWEAR TO GOD
• in the morning during breakfast
• allura: why has lonce not come out of his room yet?
• pidge: hang on, i’ll wake him up
• lance’s alexa in the distance: I’M A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH YOU’RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH
• lance’s startled scream is then followed by a loud thud
• once a week they have a movie night
• keith: lance i am not watching a cheesy romcom for the 2nd week in a row
• lance: i have to listen to ‘welcome to the black parade’ eighteen times a day sit the fuck down
• keith, crossed arm for the duration of movie night: this love story is completely unrealistic
• everybody shushes him on cue
• they also have monthly sleepovers in the living room where they giggle like middle schoolers
• keith knocks over an entire bowl of popcorn
• allura discovers the concept of a pillow fight and effortlessly knocks everybody to the ground
• lance flops on the air mattress and launches pidge across the room
• while everyone is trying to sleep
• lance: guys guys i’m gonna say something
• lance:
• lance: mayonnaise
• everybody loses their shit laughing because it’s 2 in the morning and they’re sleep deprived
• the bathroom sink is a mess
• their toothbrushes are color coordinated
• since they have to fit so much shit on the sink they have specific spots where they put their stuff
• pidge: hunk, your toothbrush is in my spot
• hunk: what? no- this corner of the sink is mine
• the debate results in all of them crowded in the bathroom arguing for 10 minutes
• keith: i don’t even remember having a designated spot on the sink
• allura: we need a toothbrush holder
• sometimes they do their nightly routines together
• which is also chaotic
• lance is applying a face mask, which drips onto pidge’s arm
• pidge then jerks her arm away- hitting keith’s toothbrush
• it then catapults off the counter and sticks to the wall
• keith: i left the room for one second what the hell did you do
• i’ve seen this headcannon somewhere before and i love it so i’m elaborating
• whenever keith is tired he’s giddy and hyper and loopy
• keith after not having a good nights sleep for 3 weeks, getting a running start and flipping onto the couch: a woop
• pidge: what in fucks name are you doing
• lance is the same exact way when he’s tired so they act like complete and utter idiots
• keith: lance, hey lance guess what
• lance: what
• keith:
• lance:
• they both burst out laughing
• lance: keith, omg you know what- keith rhymes with teeth
• keith:
• keith: holy shit
• eventually they both burn out and are just exhausted
• lance with his face planted in the carpet: uuuggghghggg
• allura: you finally done?
• lance: *angry muffled grumbling*
• pidge tends to fall asleep anywhere in the house
• usually with her computer on her lap or nearby
• she’s usually discovered the next morning
• hunk walking into the kitchen, sleepily rubbing his eyes: kinda want some orange juice
• pidge is just asleep on top of the fridge
• everyone else eating breakfast at the table
• keith: has anyone seen pidge?
• soft snoring is heard from under the table
• keith: ah
• they just put up with each other’s bullshit all day everyday and i love it
• lance, slamming his bedroom door open: everyone in my room i had a nightmare and need affection
• everyone emerges from their rooms grumbling and all file into lance room with their pillows and stuffed animals
• pidge trying to keep the remote away from lance: go long, hunk!
• keith appearing in the doorway and getting hit straight in the forehead with a remote: fUCK
• lance: are those my socks?
• keith: huh? oh, i dunno they were in my laundry pile
• lance: no those are totally my socks give them back right now
• when they all moved in together it was before keith and lance started dating so obviously there was shipping
• pidge, bursting into hunk’s room: i have klance tea
• hunk: spill
• lance: wh- keith and i are NOT dating
• pidge: you guys literally live together!
• lance: WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER
• allura, to hunk during dinner: i don’t know about you, but it seems to me like keith has a thing for lance
• keith: princess you’re not even whispering we can all hear you
• keith and lance secretly holding hands under the dinner table while lance is telling a story
• lance, being dramatic and expressive, lifts his hands in the air to accidentally reveal that his hand is intertwined with keith’s and its immediate chaos
• keith letting go immediately: wH HUH HOW DID THAT GET THERE
• pidge: I FUCKING TOLD YOU
anywayyy that’s all
i literally love this so much so don’t be surprised if i come up with some more later
yeah
bye
#lmao whoops i was so tired when i posted this i forgot to tag it#in my defense#it was 1:30 am#vld#voltron#vld headcanons#queerquintessence hcs#klance#kl#voltron funny#voltron legendary defender
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Team Tokyo First Years + Mario Kart headcanons
(Ft. Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, you & commentary from Sukuna)
This disaster happened because Yuji was bored. Isn't this how most shenanigans at Jujutsu Tech start?
Yuji was going through old boxes he never unpacked. Yeah, it's been months. He's lazy.
He found this one that he didn't pack himself. He pulled it out of the storage closet when Gojo helped him move from Sendai to Tokyo and he just grabbed it
He wonders what's in it
Its mostly full of cords he has no idea what they go to, a couple of headphones and
uwu what's this
Oh my gOD IT'S HIS WII
This thing is 12 y/o he hadn't seen it in at least 6 does it even still work
Looks like the controllers and cords are here let's plug it in
IT WORKS
Oh god it's so old
Okay what games are there
Just Dance, Wii Sports, Mario Kart, Cooking Ma-
MARIO KART OH GOD THE NOSTALGIA
This was his absolute favorite game to play as a kid
Can you believe he's never played it with anyone else?
He's gotta get the gang here
He texts the group chat and proposes they have a game night
Surprisingly the students answer his text really quick; Gojo seems to be off doing who knows what
Megumi knocks and lets himself in. He's only here because he has nothing better to do. That and if he had ignored the text all Yuji would do is bang on the wall or worse- come to his door
Nobara barges in as usual- why is she carrying so much stuff
Guess who just got free LED lights for their room to "set the mood?"
Uhhh Nobara why are you wearing a tracksuit it's fucking Mario Kart
Oh she's very serious about this
At least she brought snacks
You didn't even read that Mario Kart was involved you just wanted to hang out with Yuji
Okay let's get started Megumi wants to go home even if he is enjoying the bonding time
Nobara curls up in Yuji's bed as if it's her own; Megumi picks a comfy spot on the floor with his back against the bed; Yuji chooses his beanbag chair; you pick [Yuji's lap, next to Megumi w/ your legs across his lap, cuddled up with Nobara]
While Yuji picks out the perfect playlist to play from his speakers, Nobara takes the liberty of going through the Wii.
She has to make herself a Mii it's a rule
This takes like thirty minutes by itself
She edits Yuji's Mii to look more like him (since he made it when he was about eight) and names it Himbo
She makes you a Mii while over-exaggerating your height (by making it very short or very tall) and names it Pookie
She makes Megumi a Mii real fast and names it Cranky BitchBoy
Yuji tells her to be nice
She changes it to Emo Sea Urchin
Good enough
After an hour passes, they're finally ready to play
Except Yuji only put batteries in one controller and he has no batteries
They tear his room apart before finally stealing batteries from his headphones and remotes
Nobara waits until now to announce she can only race with the steering wheel
....and Megumi prefers the nunchuck to motion controls are you fucking-
Yuji tears the box apart and manages to find a fucking steering wheel and a fucking nunchuck
Okay, can we start now?
Mario Kart: Wii!! Wahoo!
Alright; should we play teams or-
"It's bad enough I have to work with you guys in real life, no"
You and Nobara are on team red, the boys on team blue
She makes it very clear she's going to make them eat her dust
She didn't say it that way btw, that's the most polite way of putting it
Yuji chooses Waluigi because he's a meme and makes funny WAAAA noises
Megumi chooses Yoshi because he's a medium character. Medium characters have a field advantage because smaller characters get bumped around while larger characters have drag. Also-
Nobara chooses Daisy because "Damn they made her so thicc".
You choose [character]
Yuji is so eager to play he doesn't care what kart he chooses
Megumi takes forever to decide between a kart or bike and finally chooses the Sneakster
Nobara chooses the Mach Bike bc of how it makes her character look
You choose [cart/bike]
You four argue over what course to do
So you end up taking turns choosing
Nobara pauses halfway through the first race because her character won't fucking turn
Yuji insists it isn't the controller so they trade for one round
Its the controller
Upon further inspection, it was deemed that it looked like the controller had been soaked in some sort of juice
It was the grape soda incident of 2010
Okay gotta get a new controller
Okay it's fixed
Yuji forgot 1) he was player one and 2) he wasn't Yoshi (his normal character) and spent two laps staring at the wrong screen
He still finished 11th. Nobara finished 7th, you finished 3rd and Megs finished 2nd
Yuji ended up catching up really fast until he started showing Nobara tips
See Nobara claimed she knew everything about the game
So Yuji showed her how to flick the remote when she jumped and how to hold the go button down when the countdown was at 2
She rlly did leave him in the dust
Yuji and Nobara lean their whole bodies with the controller while Megumi sits completely still
Nobara gets way into this game I stg she screams and yells and kicks her feet I hate it
She tries to bump your and Yuji's controllers to throw you off
"Noba-chan, I'm on your team"
"I don't give a fUCK STOP BEATING ME"
"IM ON YOUR TEAM"
"AHHHHHHHH"
Slap fight ensues
At some point, Toge comes and knocks on the door because he can hear the screaming from all the way down the hall
"Are you guys...okay?" -Inumaki language
Nobara just complains, so he leaves
You and Megumi are so fucking good at this game
Nobara starts targeting you two with shells until she realizes you're on her team and they don't hurt you
"Truce?"
All you can do is sigh
At some point, Sukuna comes out
He thinks he's a sports commentator
He announces every little thing, like when someone falls or gets shelled
Which always makes Yuji look away from his screen
Sukuna proceeds to bully Yuji for running into walls, falling off, etc.
You laugh but quit when Yuji pouts
Nobara doesn't stop laughing
Despite Yuji being an idiot and having to be carried by Megumi, blue team wins
Nobara throws her controller and screams some more
Yuji breaks out into hysterics for some reason
Megumi sighs. He gets ready to go home but-
"Sit down Fushiguro that was just a warm-up round"
Okay, fine, he'll just beat her again
Nobara pulls you and Yuji to the side
"We gotta beat Fushiguro"
Yuji was bribed with food
No teams this time
"Let's do Rainbow Ro-" "NO"
Daisy's Circuit it is
"Hey Yuu-chan can I play a song"
"Sure name-chan"
"Hey Alexa play Move Bitch by Ludacris"
AHAHAHHAHAHA MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
This is Nobara's song. She is invincible with this song.
Maybe it really was a warm-up round, Nobara is doing much better this time
She's in first place
It looks like Megumi is getting bored, he's falling back, losing his lead
Now if his calculations are correct, when you're in last place you're more likely to get-
Bingo
"Kugisaki, do you love me?"
"What the fuck, are you going soft on me Fushigu- don't you fucking dare"
"Goodbye Kugisaki"
"STOP STOP HOW DO I AVOID A BLUE SHELL ITADORI"
"YOU CAN'T YOU'RE FUCKED"
"FUCK FUCK FUCK"
Nobara doesn't finish the race due to the fact she is throwing a temper tantrum. She throws her controller so hard she breaks the wheel, controller and puts a dent in the wall
He hides it with a poster btw
Megumi wins.
"Avenge me, name-chan"
"Noba-chan we have one last race we can still beat him"
Nobara is PUMPED
Oh my god when no was looking Megumi chose Rainbow Road
Okay pause
Whoever falls off the most is gonna be the person who fell of the least's bitch for the week
Sinister laughing ensues
In conclusion: Yuji is now your bitch
Yujikuna gets bitchslapped for making dirty remarks
Nobara is the first to tap out due to lack of controller and ends up feeding you chips while you race
You tap out and end up snuggling with Nobara as the boys pull out another game that's two player
You two fall asleep while watching them bicker over which way to go
Megumi pauses the game and the boys just end up scrolling through their phones and talking-
-Until Yuji falls asleep in the beanbag chair
Finally, Megumi can go back to his room...
...Except, you three are so cute
Its kinda like a sleepover
Y'know, he doesn't hate you guys
He's just really bad at emotions
Should he stay
Yuji does have another beanbag he can crash on
...He'll just say he fell asleep going through Twitter or something
Goodnight... Friends
#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk headcanons#jjk fushiguro#jjk gojo#jjk itadori#jjk kugisaki#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#gojo satoru#nobara kugisaki#kugisaki nobara#yuji x reader#yuji itadori x reader#megumi x reader#megumi fushiguro x reader#nobara x reader#nobara kugisaki x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#long post
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Horror Movies on Valentine's Day
Thomas is celebrating Valentine's Day with all the sides individually before the 14th actually comes around. Today is his 'date night' with Virgil and as it turns out: horror movies have become the new romantic genre!
This prompt was put together during a roleplay with Pumpkinpaw. With her permission, I could create (and edit the hell out of) this fanfic! I hope you enjoy the fanfic, Lu!
And Happy Valentine's Day to all my friends, online friends, and followers on AO3 and Tumblr! I know there are some people who don't like Valentine's Day because it's turned into a money grab and expectation creator, but hey: the whole holiday started out in Rome and included sacrificing 2 men named Valentine. This happened a few times during the third century!
Sooooooo: Fuck off love! (THIS IS A JOKE!)
Thomas had been trying to hang out with all the sides as Valentine's Day showed up. He often tried to save the Valentine’s family/friends stuff on actual Valentine’s day, and would celebrate with the sides before the day. He adored them and wanted to show his appreciation for all the parts of him that made him Thomas Sanders.
He had started out with Patton because he had known him the longest. He made Valentine’s crafts and cards with the Dad, and had a snuggle party with all of Patton’s stuffed animals! They even made little palm-sized heart pillows! They were so cute and a couple of them ended up with googly eyes and pink lipstick!
For Logan, Thomas had put together some board games to play and shared a cup of red wine with him. Logan often liked simple and enjoyable, so Thomas offered that to him. He also...may or may not have drawn little hearts and cheesy messages on Logan’s face by the time he fell asleep from the wine...
When he moved onto Roman, Thomas threw a red-themed Valentine’s Day fiesca for him. Roman happily enjoyed the endless chocolate bits, the cute little edible hearts and absolutely loved the roses he received for Valentines day.
“I no longer feel single this Valentine’s Day!” Roman had reacted, crying a tear or two.
Now, it was Virgil’s turn. He didn’t really know what exactly to do because of his ‘darker’ aesthetic. But, he knew Virgil would help him figure out what they could do together. Thomas called him and had him summoned in front of him.
Virgil stumbled a little as he was summoned. “Oh- Jeez! Warn a dude, Thomas!” Virgil reacted, thrown a little off guard by the sudden change of scenery.
Thomas bit his lip in both guilt yet amusement. “Hi Virgil. Sorry about that.” Thomas replied, waving.
Virgil adjusted his sweater and moved his bangs back into his eyes. “‘Sup Thomas. Whatddya need?” He asked.
Thomas chuckled and handed him a card that said ‘Valentine I’m batty for you’ with a cute bat and a few black and purple hearts below it. Virgil smiled a little at the gesture. “Thanks Thomas. You didn’t have to.”
Thomas laughed at that. “I wanted to! I wanted to hang out with you!” Thomas told him.
Virgil raised his eyebrows. “Say what now?”
Thomas giggled. “I want to hang out with you.” Thomas repeated.
Virgil looked around a little and shrugged his shoulders. “Alright.”
Virgil took his invite, but his eyes said something a little different.
“You okay?” Thomas asked.
Virgil bit his lip and looked away. “Why the hell do you wanna hang out with me of all people?” Virgil asked.
Thomas’s face softened as he opened his arms to him. Virgil reluctantly took the hug, and grew surprised when he felt Thomas sit him down. “Because I’m celebrating Valentine’s day with all the sides!” Thomas replied.
Virgil lifted an eyebrow. “But...Why me? Anxiety? Hello?” Virgil asked, a little more bluntly. “Why not Patton?”
Thomas smiled at that. “Cause I’m in the mood to hang out with you!” Thomas replied. “And I already hung out with Patton recently.”
Virgil blinked in surprise. “Uh…okay…”
Virgil shifted in his seat, not sure what he had planned. “So...What do you wanna...y’know...do?” he asked.
Thomas shrugged his shoulders. “I have no idea. What do you do on Valentines day?” Thomas asked.
Virgil scoffed and smiled. “Horror movies are usually my go-to.” He admitted.
Now it was Thomas’s turn to be surprised. “Really? You watch horror movies?” Thomas reacted.
Virgil smirked and snickered. “I watch them all the time.” Virgil replied.
Thomas bit his lip. “I...but you’re…”
“I’m fight or flight? Yeah, funnily enough: I don’t get spooked easily.” Virgil added.
Thomas widened his eyes and clapped his hands. “Alright! Let’s watch a horror movie!” Thomas replied, turning on the TV. “Any specific horror movies you wanna watch?” he asked.
Virgil shrugged his shoulders. “It doesn’t really matter.”
Thomas soon came up with ‘The Silence of the Lambs’.
Virgil laughed when Thomas considered that one. “Do I look like a Remus to you?” He asked.
“No, but I do know you like cult classics. And this is as classic as it gets.” Thomas replied. “And: it was released on February 14th.” He added.
Virgil looked at the screen with a confused and surprised face. “Why was that the release date option for this thriller movie?” Virgil asked.
“Maybe we can watch and find out ourselves?” Thomas offered.
Virgil chuckled. “Oh BoY! I cAn’T wAiT!” Virgil declared in his best Remus impression. Thomas bursted out laughing at that. “Oh! I have an idea.” Virgil added suddenly. Thomas slowly stopped laughing and looked at him. “Let’s turn this into a game. First person to get scared gets tickled for an hour.” Virgil suggested.
Thomas raised his eyebrows. “Really?! Where the heck did that come from?!” Thomas asked.
Virgil froze up a little and bit his lip. “Remus and I used to play it.” Virgil admitted. “It was a challenge option that suited both of us, and we would make challenges based on the movies.” Virgil explained.
Thomas smiled and poked his side. Virgil jumped and shot him a warning look with a smirk. “The movie hasn’t started yet! That’s cheating!” Virgil yelled at him.
Thomas threw his hands up. “Fine, fine! Okay.” Thomas turned on the movie.
“Good luck.” Virgil purred in a teasy, smug voice.
Thomas smirked. “Good luck to you too.” He replied. Virgil gave Thomas a push as the production logos finished playing.
The movie started off with Clarice training and running in the woods. The movie moved right along to Clarice getting the case all the way to her seeing the information about Dr. Hannibal Lector and meeting him. The meeting was mostly quiet and as a result, it had been turned up quite loudly to catch the dialogue.
Partway through their first meeting, Clarice calmly throws a comeback to Dr. Lector’s personal and over specific observations about Clarice. Virgil smiled at Clarice’s intelligence. The feeling of satisfaction filled him as he looked away for only a minute, before the sound of something screeching made him jump and look back over.
The screeching was only a desk. A bloody desk. The movie had been so quiet until then.
Thomas laughed at this and started wiggling his fingers menacingly. “60 minutes of tickles is a gooooo!” He declared excitedly.
Virgil yelped and leaned back. “N-No! Nah! I-I wasn’t ready!-”
Thomas giggled and brought his fingers closer and closer to Virgil. “No one’s eeeever ready for jumpscares…” Thomas reminded him slyly.
Virgil bit his lip as a wobbly grin appeared on his face.
“Hey Alexa! Set a timer for 60 minutes!” Thomas yelled to the Alexa in the kitchen.
Virgil widened his eyes and punched his arm lightly. “You ass!”
[Setting a timer for 60 minutes.] Alexa replied.
Thomas immediately started tickling his sides and ribs first. Virgil grunted and bucked his hips, refusing to give him what he wanted without a fight. Thomas snickered at his determination. “I should’ve known the ticklish emo would hide his giggles.” Thomas said with a sly voice. “Am I gonna have to work to get any laughter out of you?” He asked as well.
Virgil glared at him, pushing Thomas’s shoulders while he fought. In response: Thomas grabbed his wrist sleeves in one hand, and pinned them a couple feet above Virgil’s own belly.
Virgil fought to pull his wrists away. “You won’t get me laughing.” Virgil angrily vowed, struggling to pull his sweater sleeves out of Thomas’s hand.
Thomas giggled at that, and took a mental note of the unzipped sweater. “There there, we’ll see about that!” Thomas dug his fingers into the open armpit. “A tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle!” Thomas teased as he moved his hand down to his upper ribs.
Virgil blushed a bright red from the teasing alone, and bit his lip hard as he writhed under the man.
Next, Thomas moved his hands to his belly and started drumming and squishing it. “Look at dis wittle bewwyyyy! It’s so squooshy and adorable!” Thomas teased even further in a baby voice.
By now, the teasing and tickling was starting to get to him. Virgil had started letting out a few little giggles here and there. “Shuhut uhup!” Virgil shot back.
Thomas gasped excitedly. “Was that a giggle I heard?” Thomas teased, still treating Virgil like a little kid.
Virgil just growled at that. “F-Fuck off.”
Thomas just continued to tickle him, going higher and higher pitched to baby him even more. “Was that a giggle I heard?” Thomas moved his hand to his side and started squeezing. “Was that a giggle giggle giggle I heard?” Thomas teased with his face closer to Virgil’s. Virgil clenched his teeth and started slightly tittering as his lips stretched and loosened. “I think it was!” Thomas answered his own question.
Virgil’s throat was letting out little titters and giggles while his lips were working against him and creating a smile despite his attempts to stop it. “Sh-Shuhut uhup! Ahass!” Virgil shot back hollowly while kicking and bucking to get Thomas off of him.
Thomas giggled and took another look at the unzipped sweater. The reality of the situation was that Virgil could easily get out of there. He could easily slip his hands out and run away without his jacket. So Virgil was either super connected to his jacket, or Virgil didn’t want to escape!
“Hey Virgil?” Thomas asked.
“Whahahat?” He responded.
“Do you like being tickled?” he asked him.
Virgil scoffed at that. “Whahat gahave yohohou thahat idehea?” Virgil shot back with a deepening red blush.
Thomas smirked and leaned in. “Don’t make me do it…” He warned. “Dooon’t make me do the raspberry thing!” Thomas warned, leaning closer and closer with a big smirk on his face.
Virgil glared defiantly at him. But...there was the slightest smirk on his face that told him everything: “Fuck. Off.”
Thomas smiled as he listened to that reply, and blew a BIG raspberry on Virgil’s covered belly. Virgil threw his head back and SCREAMED!
Thomas bursted out laughing at him as he lifted his head away from his belly. “Here lies Virgil Sanders. A beloved person with a blunt yet secretly caring attitude towards life. May his soul and cohohonfidehehence-” Thomas had to pause to let himself laugh at his own stupid joke, “Rehest in peheheace.”
Virgil punched Thomas in the arm with his ‘bound’ arm lightly. “Shuhuhut the fuhuhuck up!” He yelled back at him.
Thomas smiled in pure amusement as he resumed tickling his side. The man leaned in again and blew another belly raspberry on his ticklish victim.
Virgil started squealing and kicking as his laughter finally broke free from his lungs. “FAAAHAHAHAHAHAHACK!”
Thomas gasped excitedly and threw his fist in the air! “YES! I DID IT!” he shouted before returning back to tickling. Virgil just hissed through his laughter and shook his head.
Thomas quickly started tickling up and down his ribs and sides. He wanted to get as much laughter as he could out of Virgil, before the hour ended and the movie resumed.
Virgil threw his head back as he laughed harder, while squirming and shaking his body back and forth.
“Listen to his laughter! You can surely tell he’s experiencing heaven!” Thomas declared proudly.
Virgil glared right at Thomas again, kicking his legs uselessly behind Thomas.
Thomas took this as evidence to the truth. “Or maybe, this IS his heaven!” Thomas offered. “Is getting tickled by your main Sanders your ultimate choice of heaven?” Thomas teased.
Virgil’s face was bright and shaded with blush from forehead to collar bones. “I HAHAHATE YOHOHOHOU!” He shouted back.
Thomas sent Virgil a fake pity face. “Awww, I don’t think you hate me that much, do you?” Thomas asked, before giving Virgil’s belly button a poke.
Finally, Virgil pushed against him and tried sitting up. “Yehehehes!”
But Thomas gasped in hurt and offense. “How DARE you!” He reacted. “That hurts my poor, weakened heart! How dare you say such nasty things!” Thomas reacted dramatically, almost replicating a Roman move.
Virgil completely paled at his expression and immediately tried scrambling off the couch. But Thomas was fast! The man wrapped his arms around Virgil’s waist and pulled him right back into his ticklish demise. This time: in his lap.
“Screw you dude!” Virgil shot at him.
“The hour isn’t up yet, Virgil!” Thomas reminded him.
“I don’t care!” Virgil argued, squealing as Thomas was already getting back to work.
Thomas wrapped one arm around Virgil’s waist and used the other hand to squeeze and dig into Virgil’s hip. Virgil threw his head back against Thomas’s shoulder and laughed his heart out. This made Thomas smile happily. Listening to Virgil’s laugh was like a treat to anyone. So Thomas made it a point to listen to it without his own teasing drowning out the pretty sound.
Virgil continued to push against him, but his force had lessened quite dramatically from earlier. As an ending finale, Thomas made his other arm join around Virgil’s waist and blew a raspberry into his neck.
Thomas was expecting a loud scream, a burst of cackles or a snort of some sort!
But all he got was a short giggle fit. Though it was a lackluster finale, Thomas still applauded the sound of Virgil’s giggles.
Thomas lifted his head back up and noticed there was STILL no alarm going off to indicate the end of the timer. So, he decided to ask. “Het Alexa! How much time is left?” He asked.
[There is 10 minutes left on the timer. Would you like to stop it, Gay Lord?] Alexa asked.
Virgil wheezed at the unexpected nickname. THAT WAS THE ALEXA’S NICKNAME FOR THOMAS?! IT WAS PERFECT!
“GAHAHAHAY LOHOHOHORD!”
Thomas snickered at that too. “Ihi forgot I set that as my nickname!” he admitted.
Virgil snorted at that and continued to laugh hysterically at the nickname.
Yehehehes, stop the tihimer!” Thomas replied to Alexa.
[............You will need to connect to the internet first-]
Thomas leaned forward and bursted out laughing at that, while Virgil shook his head. “FUHUCK YOU, ALEXA!” Thomas yelled at the AI.
[But...But…]
Virgil leaned his head back against Thomas’s chest and laughed himself to tears. Virgil’s entire body was shaking and spasming from how hard he was laughing. Thomas was also just allowing himself to die of laughter. As it would turn out, the tickling he got from Thomas was nothing compared to Alexa’s stupidity! Alexa’s stupidity seemed to make him laugh even more!
Well, make that both of them.
Thomas soon stopped laughing and patted Virgil’s back to help him get it out so he could breath. Virgil had been tickled AND thrown into more fits of laughter after. So he was in more dire need of breath now than before.
Virgil eventually stopped laughing and was left with heavy panting. “Ahahaha...oh...oh my gosh…” Virgil tried to speak. “I...I’ll admit...I…” Virgil was starting to confess something to him.
Thomas allowed him time to get his words out and rested his head on the back of the couch. Thomas took the time to stop the movie that was still playing while they had the tickle fight.
Virgil bit his lip. “I...had a lot of fun…” He finally got out.
Thomas smiled genuinely at that. “Yeah?”
Virgil turned to look at Thomas behind him, and nodded. “Yeah.”
Thomas hugged Virgil from behind and rested his chin on his shoulder. But Virgil turned himself around and gave Thomas a tight hug. Virgil’s eyeshadow had turned a purple color from the love and affection he was getting. But there was still one more thing he wanted to tell Thomas.
“Thomas?” Virgil called.
Thomas tilted his head. “Yes?”
Virgil purred. “Uh...I uh…” He closed his eyes. “I love you.”
Thomas smiled and gently fluffed his hair. “I love you too Virgil!” Thomas replied.
Virgil cuddled up against Thomas and allowed him to play with his hair more. Virgil started to purr and melt into the touch he was being given. Before they knew it, both the boys had fallen asleep.
Later on, Roman had walked out of the room and noticed the two cuddlers. He giggled and took a picture before sending it to the others. After that, Roman draped a blanket on top of them and sat down on the other side of the couch.
Logan: [I’m delighted to see Thomas and Virgil spending time together.]
Janus: [This is totally not the cutest thing I’ve seen in ages.]
Roman laughed at Janus’s reaction and replied: [I know, right?!]
Remus: [Awww! Cuties! 💚💚]
Patton: [Look at my two adorable kiddos cuddling!! 💖😻 I set it as my lock screen!]
#valentine's day fluff#valentine's 2021#silence of the lambs reference#ticklefic#ler!thomas#lee!virgil#family bonding
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(this is my second time around watching this cuz first time I was screaming too much so eh but yeah)
i love the format already the art is amazing and adorable and I love it
ok I feel very called out with the you too thing
roman!!! virgil!!!!
oh no they angy
THE OLD JOKES IM-
ok ro virg lay off him
oh the Roman angst is kicking the fuck in
the chorus of liar I stg
"*insert Shakespeare here*" "what?" "cutie at 12 o'clock" I LOVE THAT
the amount of gay this episode radiates is me whenever im pining over a cute girl and I feel vERY ATTACKED
I love how the 'liar' goes from an accusation to just,,,, "I'm not interested." "liar."
"we don't know if they're not gay" me all the time because quarantine fucked with my gaydar
THE STICKER PIN SYSTEM AH YES IM WELL AWARE OF THIS
BUT THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME
the "oh. my. god" is so on point
ok mr sand I see your primary goal for this video was just to call me out
the way Virgil can't sit up straight really resonates with my soul or some shit
I may kin virgil now just because of this ep
for some reason this virg has big pre aa vibes and I can't really explain why he just,,,,does, u feel?
the art style is a👏or 👏a👏ble
TEH NEWS REPORTER DESK IM FUCKING DYING
"oooooohhh"...."ooooh" just the transition from yay to nay is so great
"good points guys! I don't want me to be doing this either!" ladies and gentlemen the volume in this bus is astronomical
I'm very familiar with the five second rule
"gay,,gay,gay,,,HES GAY" no shit sherlock
speaking of sherlock where the FUCK is my smart son
"no man!" "uhm, it's ro-man. with an r." CATCH ME KINNING ROMAN'S HIMBO-NESS
better listen to Virgil he's an xxexpert
ROMANS "EASY TIGER" OH MY GOSBDHJWNS
"gay eyes?" "gay eyes" honey those barely work hate to break it to you but I have tried and tested with no good results.
"you were tESTING ME?" "oh no I wasn't testing you I was just panicking" same virgil same
"I hAte To RaIn On YoUr BlAcK PaRaDe, GerArd gAy-" solid reference 10/10
oh my god the stand up sit down thing
"youre making a mistake!" "if I am, I'll add it to the list!" roman, honey, no no no stop if you keep talking bad about yourself im gonna physically fight you
"I don't know, pLAaNT" LSHAJDNDHAG
THE PLAY ALONG THING IM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD
THE TRASH CAN OH MY GOD THOMAS
this is so sad alexa play despacito
can we get some likes for this fallen soldier 😔
the bird metaphors oh my fucking god
"that's like cyber stalking, but in. real life!" "so,,,stalking" "...OH YOU'RE RIGHT!!" don't worry Virgil I too forget that the outside world exists it's okay
THE SPEAKING FROM THE HEART THING AAAAAAAA
JSHDJSBBSJDBSHSBJSBHA OH MY GOD NICOS FACE WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE STALL IM DEAD I AM DECEASED
the terrified gay look that they all have is so my aesthetic
terrified gay™
"I was just running lines in the mirror" thomas oh my god why no stop please like dude fuck stop
NICO CAME BACK FUCK YEAH
"AAAAA WHAT" "HE WAS AFRIAD YOUD LEFT?" "HE FEARS THINGS TOO???" yeah virg I think everyone fears things
the sheer gay panic of Roman and Virgil yelling at thomathy to do different things at once is so strong i could feel it thru the screen
"ANACONDA! THOMAS, HE'S A NIKKI MINAJ FAN!!" wow
no he left nooooo
NO ROMAN DONT BE SAD STOP IT WHEN YOU'RE SAD IM SAD
again, I am but a humble Logan kinnie waiting for my smart boy, but also as a Roman kinnie I'm getting the fuel I need
you can bet I'm writing some Logan angst about this tho
VIRGIL YOU HAVE GAINED SO MUCH RESPECT FROM ME
YOUVE MOVED UP IN THE RANKS OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS GOOD JOB YOU LEVELLED UP
so proud that the purp man wasn't a bitch (virgil stans this is a JOKE please don't come for me)
i've only had nico for an hour but if anyone hurt him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
BOYS ARE HAPY YES GOOD
I am respectfully fan-enbying very hard rn
SJZHSJSA THE BIN METAPHOR
the himbo energy of thomas accidentally outing himself as the one who ran into the bin is just me
hi yes mr sanders you stole my vibe give it back
ROMANS FACE WHEN THOMAS SAYS HE HAD A BRUISED EGO SWANSGKWW
"well let's not waste this one" hhhhhhh I want a girlfriend please and thank you
this has just become me making fun of c!Thomas's gay pining while gay pining
the chorus of "shut up" from red himbo and purp himbo makes me hapy
serotonin check
THE END BIT WITH LOWKEY PRINXIETY VIBES HAS ME SO SOFT
oh my god guys the prinxiety shippers are gonna go WILD I feel it in my bone marrow
"shut up emo" IM SO SOFT SKDHISNSD NO STOP IT THOMAS I WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING ANXIOUS AND FULL OF RAGE
roman's so happy when he says the old joke, I think to myself, momentarily forgetting that pof was a thing and that princey is still v sad
nice patreon promo
AAAAA THEYRE HERE
the happy flustered "oh my gods" make me happy because that's just me whenever I succeed at something
the screaming is just me after the wholesomefest that was this episode
OOOOOH V'S EYESHADOW IS PRETTY ANS SHINY AND PURPLE I LOVE
oh no I've claimed that I dislike virgil and now I'm going soft oh ew I'm going soft
I'm still angry at him for threatening my smart boy but he's better now
I need somewhere to direct my anger this is bad
ANYWAY
"huh! delete it now." ME EVERYTIME I TRY POSTING A FIC SKNXISBSHSA
oh no his eyeshadow went back to the void
I'm always up for some blackhole eyeshadow but the purp was pretty and shiny and crow brain went brrrrr
"yeah! join me, no thinking!" your local himbo, more at 9
"I'm gonna need you to shake your hands" my brain whenever anything good happens
"GAH, DEMON" Florida man thinks dog is demon, terrified every time it barks
"DONT TELL ME TO RELAX" me after this video
thanks for coming to my TedTalk
#ts sides#sanders sides#flirting with social anxiety#fwsa#the abbreviations have started becoming keysmashes but its okay#ts sides spoilers#jaz screams
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the pacific: part one, live blog because i said so
he looked so pissed when he has to make the sign of the cross to mary..... I KNOW ITS BECAUSE HES FALLING AWAY FROM HIS RELIGION but all i can think is undercover protestant????? i hate that i find myself funny stfu tom like he’s some angsty protestant like ‘this is fucking bullshit why the fuck DO THEY PRAY TO MARY’ which..... is a huge missconsperion but i’m not gonna get into that right now but hey if anyone needs an rs teacher? i got you
are you telling me i could have heard the most BEAUTIFUL monologue about the saint mary’s church and her plans for the day as well as being able to see that sweet sweet smile on vera’s face for longer but it was cut short because bobo went ‘i joined the marines’ GOOD FOR YOU BUT.....
rOBERT...... you really gonna give her THAT look...... IN GODS HOUSE is this allowed? is THIS ALLOWED???? if you don’t say it in the voice of the vine we can not be fteejssn sorry i don’t make the rules
#BOB: i wanna catholic girl that go to church AND READ HER BIBLE (is that even right??? omg i can only remember the jewish one *in the voice of ryan reynolds severely slowed down* FUUUUUCCCKKK)
on a real note this man saw her at church ONCE and his ass went finna wife up like........ take her out to dinner first. OR AT LEAST ASK HER HOW SHE IS IN THE LETTERS like we get it you’re emo, the aussie won’t shag you anymore and you keep pissing your pants. i understand it’s a hard not life or how ever that song in annie goes but bro.........(this is obviously a joke i am dumb of ass please ignore me i love you m8 and i’m sorry you’re gonna embarrass yourself in front of everyone but chuckler shifts to momma mode so you good)
can we please acknowledge jon’s acting..... sir? PHENOMENAL he’s not even saying anything??? he’s just looking at the lt yet i’m near tears
gentle reminder i love the basilones🥺🥺🥺 the way they are so supportive even though they don’t understand and they are scared for him but they accept and respect that john wants more, needs more and they’re putting their own fears aside so he can spread his wings for no better turn of phrase.
‘just get the job done, and come home to us’ the way his head falls and he has to stop his voice from breaking. i’m s fucking bitter
THE HAND HOLD MY GOD
leckie:((( look hes a bastard and he pisses me off but no matter how much i bully him i do love him a lot and the complete disregard and uncaring nature from his dad breaks my heart. a handshake then gone just like that? HIS FACE BEFORE ‘there’s a war on everybodies got to make sacrifices’ he looks so hurt and broken baby
GENE MY SWEET SWEET BABY GOD THIS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO. my baby just wants to do his part :( CUT THE CAMERAS DEAD ASS I WILL CRY BABY PLEASE DON’T CRY JUST WAIT A FEW MORE EPS my heart really do be looking like: <eugene3
‘gene, supper’s ready’ ma’am i’m sorry but he does not give a shit
SIDNEY MY SWEET SWEET BOY get in a pram if you’re going to be so baby. look while i love him so much and i know he didn’t mean it to be !!!!! he’s just small of brain !!! but when he says “i wish we where going together” that lowkey rubs it in man......... like he’s already heartbroken PLEASE STOP but the “yeah well you take care of yourself greaser” - “you don’t have to worry about me” IM SOFT🥺
“wOWoWOoOOO COME ON GUYS I WORKED HARD FOR THESE ORANGES”
“guadal...kenel...guadal BLEEHHH” didn’t realise hoos was recreating the audience of my english speaking exam. LOOK I REALISE NOW TALKING ABOUT STOICISM TO A BUNCH OF 15 YEAR OLDS WHO DON’T CARE WAS A BAD IDEA BUT I GOT A DESTINCTION SO FUCK YOU TO THAT ONE KID
chuckler baby..... i’m in love with a dumbass. also the hit across the head. i’m soft (lads lets take a shot every time i say i’m soft in this liveblog ITS GONNA BE A FUN NIGHT jk drink responsibly and all that jazz or be dick winters that’s cool too!! heck do a babe heffron and get yourself a caprisun you deserve it)
“professor leckie” please don’t fuel his ego HE DOES NOT NEED IT
HOLD UP I NEED TO SWITCH FROM THE TV TO MY LAPTOP TO SCREEN CAP THIS SHIT LEW MY SON HAVE YOU BEEN BITING INTO AN ORANGE LIKE IT IS AN APPLE??? I WOULD BE MAD BUT HE LOOKS SO CUTE on a real note though can you eat the skin???? will he be okay?????
okay two hoos things: 1.) he looks SO DONE and i’m living for it 2.) can we talk about jacobs nose..... IM DYING TO TALK ABOUT JACOBS NOSE
okay the boats scene give me saving private ryan flashbacks i came out here to have a good time AND I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME oh wait never mind runner just went ‘i could really use a stiff one right now’ i hate that but he saved the day with his dumbassery so thank you good sir i love you with all my heart
fun fact my how co ranking goes chuckler, runner, hoos, leckie
OH FUCK I FORGOT SID SJAKSJSJ y’know for someone who talks about how much they love sid i forget about him a lot. thank you for blessing my screen with your pretty face it helped me remember you exist LMAO guys my memory is not okay i’m actually concerned...... but more importantly i’d put him between hoos and leckie in the ranking :,)
call it what it is. babyism. y’all better stop before i cuddle you LOOK AT THIS SHIT THEY’RE ADORABLE
runner is the only bitch i respect in this house he’s so fucking funny
‘they’ve? poisoned? a? billion?! coconuts?’ that poor son of a bitch BLESS HIM don’t shoot the messenger okay? he seems like a sweet bean
that shot of hoos, leckie and chuckler looking down at the camera into the bunker? my sexuality. my left brain: tomas stop thirsting it’s an intense and serious show. my righ brain: but?? they’re pretty?? me nodding smugly and in agreement: BUT THEY’RE PRETTY.
THIS MAN AND HIS GUM I CAN’T why is that me. i am the gum man at my school that sounds so weird ajsksjsj i just always have gum. ALSO spearmint is superior to normal mint. NORMAL MINT BURNS LIKE ITS SPICY BRO. bubblemint is superior superior but that’s more expensive rip😭😭😭😭😭😭
‘it’s like the fourth of july’ nice to my boy sufjan getting some rep he is king of the gays after all mr i can’t explain the state that i’m in the state of my heart he was my best friend. we all owe him EVERY parallel on this goddamn app. jk there’s one other king of the gays and that is demon! shane (bfu). no this is not up for debate
the shot of the ships is phenomenal. that’s one thing i do have to credit hbo on. the special effects and cinematography are beautiful and so fucking impressive like???
‘we’re killing them’ - ‘where’s the navy?’ / ‘gone we lost four cruisers’ GOD I HAVE SUCH A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP FOR FORSHADOWING LIKE SOMETIMES ITS SO SEXY AND OTHER TIMES IM LIKE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO AWAY
WHY DOES SID LOOK OVER HIS SHOLDER BEFORE TAKING THE WINE SIR NO ONE IS GONNA TELL YOU OFF AT WAR FOR DRINKING UNDERAGE like???? i don’t think an 18 year old having a swig is their biggest problem bless his heart
‘can’t fight em drunk don’t fight em at all’
bill if you are reading this i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night, when i am free😌😘🥰😳🥺👉👈😤💘💓🙄🥴
FUCK I FORGOT HOW LOUD THE GUN SHOTS WHERE THINK I JUST WOKE THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD JC
‘skipper? skipper are you okay?? goddamnit he’s lost it come on’ :(((((
god the shots in this show really are phenomenal. i know it’s very gory and very hard to watch at times but it definitely has the best shots of the three en mi opinion. i’m a slut for the close up of dick screaming ‘move out’ with rounds flying. like who’s ever call that was? outstanding but like that’s just one? the pacific has so many emotive and excellently shot scenes.
JOG ON. STOP. IM SO SOFT IM GOING TO CRY THIS IS NOT OKAY. MOMMA CHUCKLER I CAN’T🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
how seemlessly the scenes flow one after the other despite being opposite ends of the spectrum i DID NOT GIVE TP ENOUGH CREDIT like yeah it makes me sad as fuck but from a production point of view the writing? the acting? the cinematography? DAMN
how visibly torn and pissed off hoosier looks over the other marines tormenting the japanese soldier, stringing out his death when he’s obviously in a lot of mental as well as physical pain? the only bitch i respect in this house.
okay so like? while the shot is scarring both for him and the audience to see that kind of effortless murder it was the right thing to do? it’s better then have him be tormented and it will help leckie in the long run? how broken he looks though? like the distance is his eye and the way he swollows....... WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS HUH???? brilliant james BRILLIANT
the way i just said ‘if biology would have permitted it i would be asking you to have my babies’ at the sight of a man shoving smokes up his nose....... now ladies theyzies and gents, a prime reason to show why you should do your work. this is tom. tom didn’t do his work. with nothing to do all day tom became bat shit..... don’t be like tom. okay like it is cute though COME ON
HOW PROUD AND SMUG AND HAPPY HE LOOKS AT HIS PREMOTION ‘yes ma’am i am a corporal’ HE IS SO BABY AND FOR WHAT. oops sorry lads looks like i dropped this:
the shot of leckie swimming in the water fading off to the shot of the dead bodies mirroring his movement but obviously a life less version OOOH IMMA SUE
god love me some men with black lungs LECKIE DO BE LOOKING GOOD LIGHTING THAT CIG DAMN
“i have a girlfriend lucky me” HOOS IS LIKE MY GAY ASS YOU SURE????
“you guys step aside the real marines are here now” “AND I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SOME TIME” that shuts iconic even i said wahayyyy
also runner..... i am looking RESPECTFULLY👁👁
you’re not special leckie we all want hoosier
sister👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
baby gene :,( YOU GINGER LIL BEBE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
can you really call yourself a hbo war an if you don’t sing along at the end... ITS A TUNE also hoos’ voice...... its about the drawl.......
#god ive missed these idiots#im so glad i rewatched#im a bit scared for the rollercoaster that is the rest of the series however asjsksjks#enjoy me being an idiot#thank you to the beauties that told me how to do the keep reading thing you da best xxxx#the pacific#hbo war#eugene sledge#bill hoosier smith#lew chuckler juergens#robert leckie#sidney phillips#wilbur runner conley#john basilone
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1. State your name:
Jamaya
2. State the name that your parents almost named you:
Gilette
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?
my sisters
4. What was your first job?
Kennel Assistant
6. Did anything embarrassing happen this week?
Nope
7. Do you miss your ex?
Yes and no. I miss the friendship but not the relationship
8. Do people praise you for your looks?
Yes
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?
Black like the true fucking emo that I am
10. How do you wear your makeup?
Very light. Mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipstick and occasionally some foundation
11. What are some of your nicknames?
Maya, My, MyMy, Jam, and by my bf Jimmy Dean Sausage
12. How many bedrooms are in your house?
Three
13. How many bathrooms?
1 1/2
14. Do you have a job?
Yes! Kennel Supervisor ;)
15. Do you have a car?
Nope.. *Alexa, Play Uber Everywhere*
16. Do you work out every week?
I walk every day at work if that counts
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Yes
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?
You mean every boy I’ve ever kissed? lmao
19. Have you ever sang in front of a crowd?
No? At least I don’t remember doing so
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?
Bikini
21. Do you like your eyes?
Yes, they pretty :)
22. Do you think you are pretty?
I have my days
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My boyfriend or my mom idk
24. How much money is in your checking account?
278 lmao
25. Are you single?
Nope
26. Do you want kids?
Yes.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like:
It’s black and small with pins on it
28. What celebrity do you think is hot?
John C. O’Callaghan V
29. Last movie you saw in theatre:
Zombieland 2
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?
Yes sir
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?
Haha yeah
32. Have you ever cheated?
Nope
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Nope
34: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Binge-watch shows and cry
35: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this number?
I just copped this ho lol
36: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you?
Made me a playlist right before my birthday lol
37: Who was the last person you texted?
My boyfriend
38: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
3
39: How do you look right now?
A hot as mess
40: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
Rohan <3
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