dressed up as gay for splatoween

BEHOLD. MY MAGNUM OPUS.

im so funny

w/o text:

sillies

cod dammit.

🐙: Captain, you look very cool today!

🦑: U-uhm..! R-remember to complete your missions agent 8 and don't get distracted…

🐙: At your command captain! (she looks very cute when she blushes, hehe)

when the function has toxic squid yuri

[id: digital drawing of agent 8 and sanitised agent 3 from splatoon 2. they are standing with their backs to each other but looking at each other through the side of their eyes. they are both drawn waist up and in a simplified style. agent three is on the left and is sanitised with their left eye surrounded by sanitised ink. they have tan skin and turquoise hair. agent 8 is in their metro outfit. they have pink hair and brown skin. the drawing has a glitch filter. it has a white outline on a yellow background. end id]

Agent 24 my beloved

So my agent 3 is selective mute, very rarely talks.

Anytime he does it makes both pretty happy, his voice is beautiful to 8. It's slightly raspy but sounds addictive to them :>

[I forgot 3's tentacle gradients whoops]

I think about them a normal amount (no I dont)

another valentines drawing.... but with agent 24!!, I LOVE YURI!!!!!

She's a little wonky, but in my defense I haven't drawn in a while and I just didn't have the energy to do more than a fixed up sketch

headcannon stuff below

My personal headcannon that after octo expansion, Agent 8 gets access to a regular diet and gets all cuddly and plump! Like energy of a weight lifter kind of fit!

I also think she'd really value individuality because of her time as a solider, and have lots of piercings and change her hair and all that because of it!

She likes shopping and buying lots of outfits and stuff because she likes that its ~ her stuff~ and she doesn't have to share

She wears the golden toothpick on all her dates with Captain 3 and they share a set of earrings

She's specifically this bright with Captain 3, when alone its more like those characters that are smiling softly and tall and you have no idea whats going on in their minds vibe!

This image is before side order and I headcannon that 8 was going home from a date when they got sucked in

cephalos your pods

Y’all ever just … Feel like you have no motivation to do quite literally anything, yeah same.

Art crds : Jackmoonistired on instagram

[I'm so sad that everyone officially revealed for Side Order is missing from their girlfriends :(((]

[Marina with Pearl (and the other way around) 3 with 8 and Harmony with Dedf1sh]

[I feel so bad for them]

ID in alt text! this is my first time ID-ing an image, please tell me if i need to change anything,,

PSA FOR NEW SHIPPERS

Agent 3 (aka Captain 3, not new agent 3 from splat3) x Agent 8 is a wonderful ship but for the love of cod their ship name is not agent 38. 

It’s Three x Eight.... 3 x 8..... 3 x 8 = 24

The ship name is Agent 24 bc its a MATH JOKE dont just put the numbers side by side and call it a day we settled this back in 2018 all the agent ships are multiplication!!! 

thank you, psa over now  /lh

The Captain has more important things to do than save the world.

Tested out working without lines, i think its my best work yet. Even if some rough edges are pissing me off.