Adopt a spot garden after a hot dry summer…severe drought… the milkweed for monarch butterflies lookin great, artemisia happy, the garlic chives are just starting to bloom. The rose rugosa which had a tree cricket again got a good pruning. All the dead pricklies were removed…sigh… thanks for the hellos and well wishes to those who greet me at the stoplight.

Danny was being harassed in broad daylight.

He can’t get the guy to take a hint and frankly he’s going to be late for his new job if he can’t get through the door.

Just when he was starting to think that he would have to hit him, a hand gently rested on his shoulder.

“Hey Chum sorry it took me so long to get here but traffic was a killer! Is this man bothering you?”

Turns out His boss Bruce Wayne is actually a nice man.

Too bad Gotham gossips worst than a small town.

Seriously guys, this isn’t funny, it stopped being funny the third time he got picked out of a crowd as the “new Wayne.”

stumbled upon your 2023 recap again and may i ask what happened to zuko in that first drawing?? who beat the shit out of him😭

so uh... how familiar are you with @ssreeder Leaving it all behind series. because 'if not at all' its a bit of a spoiler. but hey its kind of a standard that the Earth Kingdom is likley not the biggest fan of Fire Nation royality ... so uh... EK army and Long Feng did that? don't worry jee got him! (and jet got hit worse)

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severus snape every morning in his mid 30s for no fucking reason: where the FUCK is my eyeshadow

Danny is Wonderbat's kid

So! Danny has known that he was adopted since he could remember. His parents never hid that fact, and always told him the story of how they found him abandoned in the Woods as a baby.

He was always somewhat curious about who his real parents were, but he never really put much stock into that little curiosity. After all, Jack and Maddie were his Parents, and nothing would ever change that.

Until one day when he is Training with Pandora and she notices that he resembles somebody she knows very closely. As in, he looks almost exactly like her if she was born as a male.

So, unbeknownst to Danny, she contacts Clockwork and asks him to confirm. He confirms this, and offhandedly mentions thay Danny has never met his mother and is curious about her.

A little while later, she is having Tea with her niece Diana and just as she is about to leave back to the Afterlife, she off-handedly mentions, "Also you should come around to visit one of these days, Ancients know your Son would love to meet you!".

And Diana has a Heart Attack. Because she did have a Son, with Bruce, but he was stolen away when he was born and she didn't know if he had survived or not.

Before she can ask Pandora to elaborate, she leaves. And now Diana has to wrap her head around the fact that her very much dead aunt has actually met her Missing Son.

So she thinks Danny is Dead. She thinks that he was killed after being kidnapped as a baby and that he found his way to his Great Aunt in thr Afterlife.

And now she has to tell Bruce

Could I suggest a design based off of the spotted lanternfly?

I'm not able to buy designs at the moment, so feel free to put it up as an adopt if you wish!

The Lantern Keeper

No performance goes without the lights illuminating the stage: or, in this case, the flames!

The keeper ensures there is neither too much or too little light present so the viewers may experience the atmosphere of the troupe tent in the best intended ways. The little fire lumaflies dance around the keeper, follow the instructions, rest and charge at the lanters and cast the fire and light at the command. The keeper is never without them or at least a single lantern.

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Link to the ko-fi in the reblog!

a few of the jetsam adopts I've been making... little sharks

just so obsessed with the idea of revali silently loving link and pining so much for him, but holding back because he's already created this facade that he despises link, because zelda and mipha already loved him first, because why would link ever choose him? so revali keeps it all inside and tries to display his bitterness at unreciprocated love as jealousy and arrogance at the imbalance of their roles, and tries desperately to fall out of love with link.

but it's as though the little hylian won't let him.

link, who practically insists on staying by revali during battle, who stares at revali with that wide blue-eyed gaze, who naps peacefully with his head in revali's lap when they're alone. and revali should be ecstatic at how close they are, but it hurts more than anything. this isn't fair to him, to be so tantalizingly close to link but to never be able to have him more than this. it's so suffocating, revali doesn't think he can stand to do this any longer, or else it might kill him.

but he continues to let link do whatever he pleases; silently tagging along after revali to the archery range, sitting beside him at mealtimes and letting him sneak more bites from revali's plate as though revali doesn't see him, even going as far as to let link sleep with him in his hammock after what revali assumed to have been a very bad nightmare. no one says a single word when revali and link arrive late to breakfast, with link clinging sleepily to revali's wing and revali looking strangely peaceful.

try as he might (he's not trying at all), revali can't say no to link (and neither does he want to), so he supposes he might as well endure this suffering a little longer.

"why do you let me do all this?" link whispers to him once, in the dead of the night, wrapped around revali in his hammock. and revali is silent for a moment, trying to come up with some sort of answer that could defend his actions. but he can't.

"i don't know," he says simply. he can't tell link the truth.

"does it bother you?"

"do you think you'd still be in my bed practically choking me to death with how tightly you're wrapped around me if it did?" revali winces at how biting his words are, but link just hums and snuggles deeper into revali's neck. he doesn't stop link.

"if it bothered you, you'd tell me, right?" the little hylian murmurs.

revali thinks about it for a moment. and he decides, no, i wouldn't. if you wished to be warm, i'd let you use my body as fuel for a campfire.

"go to sleep," he says aloud instead, softly, gently. he couldn't tell link that either, and he probably never would be able to. he wouldn't ever have the chance. "we have battles to prepare for in the morning."

revali wraps his wings snug around the blond, and link practically purrs in content, dozing off immediately into the warmth. like this, the rito almost smiles. if burning himself alive was the only way to have link, even for just a moment that couldn't always be guaranteed, then revali would just have to make sure he stayed alight; to be the bonfire keeping link warm throughout the night.

Paul: Muad'dib, Usul, Kwisatz Haderach, Mahdi, Lisan al Gaib, destroyer of 10,000 worlds resulting in the death of 61 billion people

Also Paul:

ADOPTABLES!!! WOOHOO (SOLD OUT)

i did all of these for fun, all names are placeholders and you can change their names after taking them. theyre a $1 each but i take tips if you think they are worth more

octolings: SOLD Callisto (atlantic spotted octopus), SOLD Bianca (blanket octopus), SOLD Mima (mimic octopus)

inklings: SOLD Margaret (magnapinna squid), SOLD PJ (striped pyjama bobtail squid), SOLD Holly (humboldt squid)

theyre all girls bc like ummmm this is cephalopodyuri, go to cephalopodyaoi for dudes

if these are successful i will make more adoptables

DANI AND DAN'S PARENTS AND WHAT THEY CALL THEM

Danny: Dad, Father (mostly Dan)

Vlad: Papa, Папочка (Papachka) (Dad but Russian, originally to spite Vlad cause he wanted to be called father, became a softer heritage sharing thing)

Tucker: Baba, اب (Ab) (it's dad in Arabic)

Sam: Mom, Mama, אמא (Ema) (mom/mama in Hebrew)

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Bonus Grandparents:

Jack: Gramps, Granddad

Maddie: Grandma, Grandmom

Sam's Father: Saba (grandfather in Hebrew)

Sam's Mother: Savta (grandmother in Hebrew)

Sam's Grandma: Great Grandma Ida

Tucker's Dad: Gramps, Grandpa

Tucker's Mom: Gran Gran, Nan

Clockwork: Clockpops, Grandpop, Pop Pop, Grandpappy

Pariah (Optional): Grandfather Dowager the Late Ex-King of the Infinite Realms (Grandfather for short), Grumpy

having fun making uchuu kei/retrofuturism inspired adopts <3 come check these guys out on my ko-fi shop!

I feel like of all OP characters Smoker strikes me as most likely to be a chubby chaser, he would play up the gentleman aspect so much but all he could think about is how fun backshots are gonna be with you (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)

Honestly... The more I think about it, the more I can see this, haha. He's definitely tied with Crocodile for that number one chubby chaser spot - and both for different reasons, methinks. Smoker, the absolute fucking slut he is... Yeah, yeah, he's all rough and tough and serious on the job and yes, of course he's only going topless because he's a logia, uh-huh, totally. (The truth is probably somewhere between him simply being unbothered and it just being easier with his powers, but we're living in fantasy land over here...) You can't tell me that that knife-sharp man doesn't need someone soft at home... A little house spouse. Someone sweet and kind and fat-cheeked to come home to. With a fat fucking ass to grab and spank. But that's in the far, far future. Until he can put a ring on your finger, he's going to not-so-subtly try to sway you with his abs and by fucking you until you can't discern left from right.

AU where the Fentons end up with Dan, all of Danny's clones, and a handful of AU Dannys and have to find a way to explain suddenly having so many kids that look like Danny with similar names WHILE avoiding making the GiW suspicious.

golden yeen that’s up for entertaining offers here!

although its quite uncomfortable to see the kids constantly having a crush on ludger, witnessing him fatherzone every single one of them is pretty hilarious ngl