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#and if you wonder why crocodile is vying for that top spot?? you know he strikes me as the type to view a fat partner as a luxury lmao
ofallthingsnasty · 3 months
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I feel like of all OP characters Smoker strikes me as most likely to be a chubby chaser, he would play up the gentleman aspect so much but all he could think about is how fun backshots are gonna be with you (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)
Honestly... The more I think about it, the more I can see this, haha. He's definitely tied with Crocodile for that number one chubby chaser spot - and both for different reasons, methinks. Smoker, the absolute fucking slut he is... Yeah, yeah, he's all rough and tough and serious on the job and yes, of course he's only going topless because he's a logia, uh-huh, totally. (The truth is probably somewhere between him simply being unbothered and it just being easier with his powers, but we're living in fantasy land over here...) You can't tell me that that knife-sharp man doesn't need someone soft at home... A little house spouse. Someone sweet and kind and fat-cheeked to come home to. With a fat fucking ass to grab and spank. But that's in the far, far future. Until he can put a ring on your finger, he's going to not-so-subtly try to sway you with his abs and by fucking you until you can't discern left from right.
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