Activating a new tower is always a bit of a thrill. There’s the music, the awesome views, the way the tower turns from orange to blue, and the fact that you get another section of the map filled in, and so much area to explore!
listen i love these two being besties as much as anyone, but i'd like to also propose the possibly funnier alternative in which the noise Did Not Know about fake peppino before, and is very perturbed at this guy who suddenly isn't nearly as easy or fun to torment.
🔥🔥🔥2024 DISCLAIMER: this was made a whole ass year before we had playable noise do NOT come at me for blatant mischaracterization it didn't exist yet🔥🔥🔥
bonus:
hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise]<-u are here [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]
so i didnt watch the game awards (bc i dont care really, also it was at 1am for me)
but i went back to see the bit where they talked about totk bc it did win an award (sadly bc i frankly dont thik it deserved that) and heard how totk was about "the player making their own story" which is.... ???
like it very much HAS, undenialbly, a story, its pretty clear about that, and its a bland and boring and also illogical one at that, you as the player influence what? how many sages or tears you get and that doesnt change fuck all?? building a hoverbike is making a story ??? huh?? do mean reenacting king kong with toys and glue?? i guess i CAN do that now but i dont play ZELDA for that????
it honestly, looking at the game as a whole too, sounds like "make one up yourself" bc they didnt care enough to write a good one themselves, much less give you any ground to work with bc they treated botws lore like it never happened
but its also so very much contradictory "making your own story" with WHAT, WITH WHAT?? there are no choices that matter and again, there IS a boring ass story, i literally cannot make it my own bc theres no option to do that bc it very much is dictated what happens?? you destroy the good groundwork from botw and old titles that you COULD work with and now tell me "we didnt bother writing a good story bc you should make your own" what the hell am i playing the game for then?? why make it a zelda?? why should i bother playing through a game for its story that you didnt bother to write?????? and you also DID?? but a bad one bc you didnt actually care??? why make one at all??? i could have worked better with an actual sandbox game
"lol i wanted to fuck around with game physics, if you want a story make it up yourself despite there being absolutely one as much in your face as it can be and everythign the previous title was discarded so nothing actually matters, do what you want lol nothing matters" really huh, this is were we are at now
why the fuck did you not make it an actual sandbox spin off then, at least we wouldnt have to deal with this missmatched cocktail of stuff you didnt bother to care about
just please, make your dream sandbox game, just make it, you know you want to, just do it, but dont pretend its a canon story focused zelda title, a sequel to one of the most -full of potential to be elaborated on- zelda games no less
One of the silly Stick Hcs I have is that his body's really bad at temperature regulation (hashtag ehlers danlos moment) so if it's a particularly cold day and you plop something warm in front of him he'll immediately go Lizard Mode and just bask in the heat. Which lead to this silly doodle comic.
Ok hello guys I don't posts like these on my main account but I need everyone to be aware of what @/minecraft-catgirl (aka @/glontchpilled) is doing. She has done unsavory roleplays with minors in a sfw discord server while she herself is 18.
There is unfortunately not much proof besides first hand accounts from the people that have been in the same server as her, please believe the victims.
(users are censored out for their safety, especially because some of you guys act fucking vile towards people like them.)
The 3 aforementioned posts from November 5th:
Please don't fucking make this post an argument on whether or not vore can be nonsexual. I don't give a fuck please shut the fuck up and REBLOG THIS SO PEOPLE CAN KNOW.
I will continue to update this if any new info comes out. (hopefully.)