Spirk Fic Recs
Welcome to the bold new sub-genre of Jim And Kirk's Starbase Date Shenanigans! These two lighthearted, easy reading fics pair together like Steak and Shiraz.
Get ready to enjoy as two very different dates go wrong in all the right ways. You get action! Adventure! Romance! Happy Endings! (Both literally and metaphorically)
Treat yourself to some fun!
The Bet (19022 words) by Introvertia
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock
Characters: Spock (Star Trek), Joseph M'Benga, Christopher Pike, James T. Kirk, Erica Ortegas, Nyota Uhura, Christine Chapel, Number One | Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek), Chief Jay
Additional Tags: Post-S02E09 Subspace Rhapsody, Pre-S02E10 Hegemony, year 2259, Sex and Chocolate
Summary:
Spock is on leave at Starbase One. He runs into Jim Kirk and is invited to join Jim for a quiet game of chess. That very evening Starbase One is attacked by an unseen enemy. Christopher Pike is in peril. Spock and Jim go on an impromptu mission to rescue Pike. Spock and Jim's mutual attraction gets a little help from some dark chocolate.
Get Some (13566 words) by flippyspoon
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock
Characters: Spock (Star Trek), James T. Kirk, Erica Ortegas, Christine Chapel, George Samuel Kirk, Christopher Pike, Number One | Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek)
Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, Action, Fluff
Series: Part 2 of That Time Spock Wore Chucks
Summary:
Spock and Kirk are finally going on their big date at Starbase Seven.
And because it's Spock and Kirk, everything will surely go smoothly.
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Bonus Scene: Pay the Price
Yuu is not going to fall into the trap of doing the work without the title and the benefits thank you very much.
Warnings: The whole thing is just dialogue. I didn't write a single thing that wasn't being spoken out loud. It's mainly two separate conversations between two characters, but there are like, five 'speech bubbles' at the very end that is four distinct speakers, so feel free to ask me for clarification on who is speaking if you get confused!
A/n: While not fully on the "slander-Crowley" bandwagon (thank you weird complicated relationship with management/direct authority figures), no one is safe from Yuu's wrath. So let's cook some carrion.
P.S. If you want to place this in a timeline, the first conversation happens right after the beginning of Book 2, and the last conversation would be occurring soon into the interim of Book 2 and Book 3
"Crowley, I'm going to say this in the most polite and respectful way I can, but what the hell?"
"Language! Such aggression against your poor Headmage! Whatever have I done to deserve this treatment from my own student?"
"Did you or did you not just get out of another housewarden meeting?"
"Why yes, the meeting was actually quite productive for once. We were able to clear up some final details on an upcoming inter-dorm tournament. All because of my gracious guidance of course."
"An inter-dorm... Crowley, how many times do I need to tell you to invite me to Dormleader meetings? There is a student registered under my care, I have to know things! Like an inter-dorm tournament!"
"Yes yes yes, I'll remember next time, for I am oh so caring about my poor students' desires and needs. But would you look at that, I must be getting back to work, busy busy, running a school full of such unruly - I mean! Such energetic young men. Run along now Prefect, shoo, shoo"
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"Ah Headmaster, welcome back!"
"What- Wh- Prefect just what is the meaning of this?!"
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just updating my schedule with all of the Dormleader meetings you have planned for the rest of the semester. Oh! I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty to make a copy of last meeting's notes as well, since I was already here and all."
"Prefect, this is completely out of bounds. I let you get away with a lot, for I am ever so gracious, but breaking into my office to steal confidential information is beyond crossing the line. The Prefect of Ramshackle you may be, but you are not a housewarden. You do not have the same level of access, nor the same privileges that they receive. You would do well to remember this."
"Mmm. Is that so? Well, alright, message heard loud and clear. I'll be going now, good luck with all that paperwork."
"Paper- Prefect what is this stack of papers you're leaving behind!? This is nearly as tall as my beak is long!"
"Oh, all that? That's all the paperwork every dorm has to have completed for the school. Stuff like budgets and activity proposals and student reports. There's some extra in this stack since Ramshackle is being re-established, so some of this is things like drafts of the dorm code of conduct and mock-ups of uniforms for the Ramshackle students. At least 20 pages are just the building inspection "this absolutely needs to be fixed" checklist."
"And why have you decided to leave your paperwork behind on my desk?"
"Because that's all paperwork for the dorm leader to fill out. And I'm not a dorm leader. So when a dorm has no house warden or vice house warden, that dorm's assigned staff member takes on the duties of house warden until a student replacement can be assigned as the new dorm leader. And seeing as you're Night Raven's esteemed HeadMage, I'm sure you're well aware of the fact that you are the assigned staff member for Ramshackle dorm."
"O-of course I knew that. And as the esteemed HeadMage of this institution, I am much too busy to be doing so much paperwork for only one dorm. I would love to help my poor magicless student, for my heart is filled with such sorrow thinking about your tragic situation. But I am afraid that if I take on the house warden paperwork for Ramshackle, on top of all the ever-so-important duties I have as HeadMage of Night Raven College, I will never be able to search for a way to send you home Prefect."
"Are you trying to blackmail me into doing the work of a dorm leader, but receiving none of the benefits that come with that title?"
"Why I would never do such an outrageous thing! Me, blackmail a student? Why, I was just lamenting over how terrible your situation already is, and how much potential it has to get even worse."
"Speaking of my situation, I bet it would make such an interesting story to the news outlets and reporters throughout Twisted Wonderland. The magicless student from another dimension, brought here against their will, started as a janitor and is now the top student in their grade at the revered Night Raven College for the Arcane Arts. What an underdog story. Personally, I think Professor Ambrose at RSA will enjoy hearing about just how generous you've been to poor pitiful me."
"Yuu, are you blackmailing me?"
"Dire, do you want me to do the Ramshackle paperwork?"
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"What exactly is it that you want?"
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"Oh! Prefect, I didn't expect to see you here. Crowley hasn't arrived yet if you were looking for him. But you'll have to make it quick, for we should be trying to start our House Warden meeting fairly soon after he gets here."
"Oh thank you Riddle, but I'm here for the meeting."
"Oi, Herbivore, your ears are working, right? House Warden meeting. As in, not for cubs like you. So move along, before that crazy crow comes. Can't get a moment of peace if he sees his 'precious Prefect'"
"Ah well you see, the thing is-"
"Amazing! I see everyone is here and ready for the meeting to start. First order of business. I'd like you all to meet Yuu, the new Ramshackle House Warden."
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