Whales! I know this is kicking in an open door but folks, they are really fucking big

Song: Alabaster Icelands (Version 1)

Two. Two of them-

So I REALLY love Hisuian Zorua! Perfect marshmallow shaped baby and I will adopt them all!

Also, if malicious, why friend shaped

In case any non-American mutuals wanted to see how absurd and out-of-control the size of pickup trucks has become.

RIP to an absolute unit.

mountain aloe/flat flowered aloe at Glasgow Botanic Gardens

you know what, fuck joe biden. fuck joe biden. i am so deeply enraged tonight. thousands of palestinians have been murdered in a genocide funded by US tax dollars, and his administration thinks it's a good time to post memes?? most young people i know are living paycheck to paycheck (or debt to debt), and they think they can appeal to us by posting goddamn memes? at least one hundred people were killed in rafah due to an israeli air strike during the superbowl, and biden posts a dark brandon meme? what the absolute fuck? over twelve thousand children have been murdered in cold blood by the israeli military, funded by the united states, funded by my goddamn taxes, and biden tweets about seats on airplanes? i can't afford to buy meat, but thank god part of my paycheck is being spent on bombing children. i am ashamed i voted for him. if i ever met the man, i would spit on him. i would throw both my shoes at him. i am disgusted and angry. god fucking damnit

fuck it. six-piston trombone

Mood

His lab partner is so damn small ahahjxjgkgkg

Why is this salamander called a "hellbender?" You might regret knowing the answer I recently saw this video of a giant salamander posted by Ed Beaulieu, who calls himself "The Pond Professor." The salamander is HUGE—an absolute beast!—and, depending on your perspective, it's either incredibly cool or the stuff of nightmares (or both?!). In the comments on the video, someone asked, "is this a hellbender?" — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/04/03/why-is-this-salamander-called-a-hellbender-you-might-regret-knowing-the-answer.html

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

Miles thinks they found a variant.

Edit: follow-up

so incredibly invested in the Toropchenko - Alexandrov - Pitlick line. what r they gonna do

Attempt 3 at posting these big lads

Orson Welles

Orson Welles

muAAAAAAUUUUGH, the Frenchhhh…schampahgne….hasalwaysbeen celebratedfor it’ssexcellence….

*fumbles and falls down the stairs*

Oooooooooooohhhhhhh…..SHit…..

SHILLINGFORD?????!!!!!!!! Where are mine pantaloons?! Have I been robbed?!