only way im dating a man under 6' is hes chubby and only way im dating a skinny man is hes over 6'
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i’m sorry but he has the perfect body TO ME like he is so bold and like curvy and just tall and hot and obviously he has muscles but they don’t look like a skinny guy that doesn’t do shit but he has them naturally not at all like do u get me….
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“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not
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girlrotting is my new term thank u
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Michael Yerger bulging on International Women's day
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i don't think gym muscle counts. i think you should put on muscle from ploughing the field. rowing a boat. spending your days at the loom weaving intricate carpets. things of that nature
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