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anormalgrocerystore · 4 days

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Announcement

"Good morning shoppers! Summer break is just around the corner and what better way to keep kids entertained than the latest dead cockroach that vibrates! Fun for the whole family! Find it now in the seasonal aisle 0!"

#announcement #a normal grocery store #bleak hill grocery

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rosekasa · 5 months

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i think what i adore about ladynoir beyond high school age (18 and over) is the opportunity it leaves for some of the most DELICIOUS best friends to lovers scenarios. because, like, two people who've been fighting side by side for years? who've known each other long enough to make jokes about it, haha remember when we were fourteen and you-- we AGREED to never speak of it!!!! who've spent so long learning each other inside out, even, in chat noir's case, getting over feelings, that the idea of anything romantic between them is so far off the radar that they don't feel the need for certain boundaries, because why would it matter if they made jokes about how attractive they find each other, about getting married, about how they could totally mess with the rest of the miracle team by pretending they're hooking up because it's so far out of the realm of possibility.

but then there would be that imperceptible shift. the moment where one of them makes a joke and it feels just a bit more loaded than it should. gazes lingering where they never lingered and playful smiles turning curious. the sudden awareness that, while maybe they were cuddling on a rooftop with their best friend, they were also wrapped up in the arms of someone they trust with their lives, and is extremely attractive, and, wait, if the only reason it was platonic before was because there were no feelings, what does THIS mean?

THE TENSION. THE PINING. THE INHERENT MESS OF BEING IN YOUR TWENTIES. PLEASEEEE

#as i go through more things in life i ache for ladynoir to experience it too #i want them to be at a grocery store and for him to reach out to tickle her and she turns around and makes a joke but their gazes linger way #too knowingly #i want them to sit down and have a 'okay like this is so tmi but isnt the concept of sex so weird??' conversation #i want them to joke about starting a podcast together #make impulsive amazon purchases that make no sense #find a song that one of them hate and then continuously play it on loop #compare spotify profiles and one of them steals the other's login to sabotage their spotify wrapped for the year #do you know i am so normal about ladynoir #♡alizeh talks♡#tagged:ladynoir

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to.

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something.

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this.

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable.

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Clark (early in his journalism career & sent to check out this ‘haunted’ grocery store):#Clark: *Hearing what is definitely Not a human heartbeat #Clark: Oh Rao that is not a ghost (If only he knew)#Clark: Is this potential friend #Danny (Slightly eldritch): Oh a haunting? Nah I don’t think the store is haunted unless someone died here lol #Clark & Danny talk about stars #Clark: Is this fellow alien hiding??#Danny: Oh yeah everyone back home can be pretty crazy- I just wanted to get some microwave food #Clark ends up this funky boi semi-adopted by all these Amity Parkers #Yes they all give off uncanny valley vibes #Making Clark give off the most normal dude ever vibes when around them #It’s wonderful for his secret identity #Danny squinting at alien hero who appears: Hold up that’s grocery-writer man Clark #Yes Danny & co are adults lol

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sensitiveheartless · 8 months

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Part 4 of the "Dazai and Chuuya being competitive, mutually pining disasters" comics!

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Most of this one is under the cut because it got LONG

#I'm gonna make at least one more little thing for this because it's eating my brain lol #possibly two because I have a compulsion to resolve literally everything possible #side note: that kid remains convinced that he saw real-life Westley and Buttercup in the grocery store for a long time #...also if I had the hands for it I would redraw this whole thing from the outsider POV because i think it would be hilarious —#man in hat shakes a package of fish around in a silent rage and then sadly puts it down and wanders around looking intensely depressed #until suddenly another guy #very out of breath #runs in and passionately declares his love for hat-man #life in bsd's Yokohama can never be normal #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #my art #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #skk

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zet-sway · 3 months

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@chimeowrical made my entire month with this GORGEOUS COMMISSION (⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠) thank you so much!!! You have the best timing! It's Valentine's Day and these two nerds are in love (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

#me running around showing this to everyone I know at work and at home and at the grocery store #the softness on her face just shredding me from the inside i love i love i love #thane #thane krios #shrios #mass effect #femshep #december shepard #commander shepard #I want to print out this image and eat it #i can be normal about them i can be normal about them i caN be normal about them I can be normal about them i can be normal about them I-#THATS MY GIRL IT'S HER ITS DECEMBER ANXKSKSOXKJSKDK

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clambuoyance · 7 months

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How are you always able to draw Kon?, do you ever get bored of drawing him? Also how do you come up with so many things to draw him doing? I love your art sm, just wondering where do you get your inspiration for drawing that specific character.

It’s just what having a blorbo does to an artist I’m afraid

#the real answer is probably adhd.#and as for how I come up with ideas? idk he’s on my mind 24/7 so I need to connect kon to it all #like oh I’m in the grocery store? I could draw kon doing groceries #yeah I’m normal

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kingofthewilderwest · 3 months

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After a decade-long absence, I'm in a concert band again.

One of the pieces we're working on is a How to Train Your Dragon suite. And while that's a common piece to play, it smacking me in the face the moment I opened my music folder was...... something... I tell ya.

Now I have to pretend to be normal about it for months until the concert's over.

#I also have to be normal because the guy at our local grocery store is somehow also sitting right behind me???#small world #httyd #How to Train Your Dragon #blabbing Haddock #for the record: I've already failed to be normal about it

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notbecauseofvictories · 7 months

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I realize this is a weird question for a Sunday morning, but does anybody have particularly incisive articles about the tension between architectural preservation and the need (because I do think it's a need!) for new buildings, new spaces, and revising the landscape of a city?

I'm watching a piece on Richard Nickel, who is almost single-handedly responsible for photographing the work of Louis Sullivan and other architects of the Chicago Prairie School, prior to their demolition in the 60s. It's a great piece, and I love Nickel's photographs, but as someone who knows only the Chicago that sprang up in the wake of Nickel's, I can't help but wonder if there's more than simple aesthetics at play here.

#like...I love the driehaus museum! house museums are very cool.#if they manage to rehab the lu palmer mansion and muddy waters' house on the south side I will be ecstatic #but also people need places to live and work. these places need indoor plumbing and laundry rooms and kitchens.#architecture is great but so are grocery stores.#I love fancy buildings and history but you can't trap a city under glass like that. that's not how it works.#..............anyway hope everybody else is having a normal one and not grappling with existential questions of historical memory at 9am

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gideonisms · 3 months

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I think that whoever invented noise cancelling headphones/earphones should be kissed on the mouth. How did we as a society live without this

#i always forget sounds bother me until i'm randomly distressed and then simply turn the sounds off and feel an immediate calm #i was explaining to my therapist how i go to the store with noise cancelling headphones so now i can put my groceries away when i get back #and she was like 'this might be a lot to take in but you really sound auti-' way ahead of you #it did take her a month to notice! i'm winning at being normal

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ashshmee · 2 months

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choices is like if the song of achilles and normal people had a child and it turned out to be a harry potter fanfiction

#like the epicness of soa #mixed with the way np just feels so real #like you could meet the characters at the grocery store #idk i can’t explain #but it makes sense 2me #also i don’t even like normal people that much #but the way that the relationships were written just evokes so much emotion #and it must have been good enough if it reminded made me think of choices lmao #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #marauders #marauders era #choices

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futchgunk · 12 days

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fangs in ur neck friday

so fae/its/unfaer

#b👀!!#im going to grocery store #i mean im going hunting #can i draw where ur carotid artery is in marker on your neck #fangs #gorgonic #femme stemme #black trans goth #alt poc #fangs in your neck friday #normal posting i guess

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anormalgrocerystore · 1 month

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Announcement

"Attention all honorable employees. Attention all honorable employees. There are donuts in the break room! Thank you."

#announcement #a normal grocery store #bleak hill grocery

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balkanradfem · 6 months

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I've seen so many influencers buying things carelessly that I'm starting to get a dangerously twisted view of the world. So, a reality check, radfems, tell me whats your economic state of distress in a grocery store.

#poverty #food security #economic poll #radfem #grocery store #buying things #finances #economy #trying to see how normal people live #by normal I mean radfems #I'm in poverty but i rarely go to the store I am mostly making and growing stuff at this point

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lupeloto · 7 months

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galladrabbles "you know this guy?"

this week's prompt was a super good one but had me quite stumped, so here's a simple little grocery-shopping moment for the @galladrabbles prompt "you know this guy?" from @sam-loves-seb !

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Ian shoots his eyes around, discreetly sneaking his hand in the tub of chocolate peanuts, shoving them in his mouth.

Mickey walks up, squeezing his ass, “Saw that shit, ya thief,” he whispers close to Ian’s ear.

Ian pushes him back with a chuckle, raising his voice, “Excuse me, does anyone know this guy? He won’t stop gropi-”

Mickey shoves his arm,, “Fuck off, you love it,” he snickers, sticking his hand in the peanuts, snatching some and popping them into his mouth with a gloating grin.

“Hypocrite,” Ian grabs the shopping-cart in one hand, linking his other with Mickey’s.

#they both sample from the bulk section of grocery stores with their bare hands #them grocery-shopping is dear to me #do you understand that they go grocery shopping together liek how am i supposed to be normal #bc i said so #they're corny #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #galladrabbles

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flufflecat · 9 months

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Got to stolen century in my relisten and started tearing up at work because of magnus carving the duck. Just me in the back room, crying over the dish sink for normal reasons.

#the adventure zone #taz balance #taz #it gets me every time #I was anticipating that scene all shift #and wanted to leave before I got to it bc I knew I would start crying and didn't want to cry at work ahfkahfkka #unfortunately I had to stay an hour and a half late bc yayyy labor day #I also started tearing up at merle with the church of fungston. for some reason.#merle has never really made me that emotional before but I guess now in my old age I'm more struck by his love of life #i understand you better now merle. as a twenty-something I really see the appeal in being able to love life despite the hardships #(this is a joke. I am almost 24 and do not think I'm old)#(I do find merles brand of optimism very good nowadays though. I also have a zest for life and a need to complain about things)#I managed to not cry at the lup and Barry duet though which I am quite proud of #probably bc I spent like half an hour watching lup animatics last night and got my tears out then #I'm having a normal time #normal as hell #most people probably cry over podcasts at their grocery store job #I think that's a standard experience #especially when those podcasts are from 7 years ago and you're still not over them #standard #fluffle talks

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toruvi · 1 year

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Just thinking about riding Levi to the point where he can't even keep up his thrusts, entrusts you to hold the rhythm with your hips because he's too dazed and dizzy to think about anything except how good your pussy feels squeezing around his cock. He can't even form full sentences let alone a coherent string of words, just knows that he needs to fuck you, needs to feel you cum around him.

And when you do, he digs his fingers into the fat of your skin before pushing you on your back for the last frantic few thrusts before he's cumming too, his sweaty forehead pressed against yours as he praises you, telling you how good you've taken him. He's hardly even fucking properly anymore but neither of you care, all that matters is how close he is to you, his hips squished into yours, thighs slapping into the back of yours as he fills you til you're overflowing, and it's there that he utters the small, quiet "I love yous", thinking you're too spent to pay them much mind, but you're smiling nonetheless as your arms wrap around his heaving shoulders

#just normal grocery store trip thoughts haha!!#drabbles

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