Members of the Creek Council (and why they probably have their jobs):
Leaders:
- Craig Williams, JP, and Kelsey head the group, and call it to order in times of trouble, they don't have a vote, but they are its founders.
Leaders of Groups:
- Eliza: She is the leader of the Tea Timers
- Sewer Queen: She is the leader of the Sewer Kids
- Yustice: She is the leader of the Ninja Kids
- Paintball Mike: He is the leader of the 6th grade (and co) faction of the Paintballers
Representatives of Groups:
- Jason: He is suspected to be the leader of the Junior Forest Scouts, but he definitely is the representative for their group on the council
- Cannonball: He is part of the 10 Speeds, led by Handlebarb. The reason he was chosen for the council might be his ability to use Cannon space
- Wren: She claims to be representing Science, but is probably there to represent the group she founded, "Alliance of Science"
Representing Things:
- Kit: She represents the Creek's economy, and has immediate info on changes in the market, with her "Trading Tree" being the center of it
- Junk Lord: He claims to represent all junk, but he might just be on the council due to his junk pile taking up a large space on the map
- Wildernessa: She represents the wild animals, and does actively try to help animals in need
Bobby:
- Bobby: He is just... there. It's likely that Craig needed another person so there wouldn't be a chance of a 50/50 vote on any matters, and Bobby was eager to offer his assistance (Bobby might also still be the Ace...)
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The All New All Different Abnormal Y-Team
Credits and Lyrics for Episode One of Days of Future Fuzz
starring:
Announcer - Jame B Kennedy
Mombot/Narrator - Hannah Fairchild
Professor Y - Diana Oh
Doctor Lu - Daniel K Isaacs
Y-Puter - Billy Griffin, Jr.
Ellen Cantrell / Punchline - Lauren Shippen
Pantagruel - Arian Moayed
Jean Claude Diskette - Megan Dorn
Nerd Flexly - Eryck Tait
Ben Simmons - Carl Howell
Meow Mix, the Cat with a Bow Tie - Rebecca Soler
Fuzzo - Jared Loftin
Adviso - Adam Chanler-Berat
Feltina Guernica - Christina Pumariega
Felt Trooper - Eryck Tait
written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
music by Matt roi Berger
recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones
FUZZ THE FUTURE
MOMBOT
It struck from the sky, like a fabric bolt,
Turning hard men soft, turning all to felt.
The mountains fluffed, the oceans yarn’d -
And all was plush that once was hard!
From the pillowy rubble, an empire rose
Of felt and thread, of button eye and squeaky nose
And on the Great Pyramid, there was Emperor Fuzzo
Fuzzo calmed the Fuzzes and he gave them faith.
Said ‘you’ll know but peace if you accept my reign.’
And yeah well, some they did, but some still curse his name.
Not all was converted when the world went furry
Parts of east Africa, Chile and New Jersey
The Fleshies kept the old ways and they keep up the fight
They won’t submit to the velvet fist, no matter how it strikes!
Fuzzo hunts down the Fleshies as he laughs from his throne.
And with each passing day, his empire grows,
Drawing power directly from the Fuzz deep below
Oh, oh oh…
But in the shadows, the whispers grow:
If Fuzzo’s so strong, why’s his world not whole?
Perhaps some chance for the Fleshies remains
And so patient but eager they wait for that day!
Oh, oh oh…
People are living in a world of fuzz!
Fleshies are fighting in a world of fuzz!
One day it was normal but now it’s fluff’d up!
It was fuzz it was fuzz it was fuzz it was fuzz!
Fuzz!
Fuzz!
Fuzz!
Yeah fuzz!
Yeah it’s fuzz!
Y TEAM! (TM)
PROF Y
Y stands for You, but who stands for Y?
Who will fight for the rights of those caught in the cross fire
Of our fuzzy lords, who desire our quiet demise?
We are stronger when we stand together
We’re all still just standing, but the standing is better
Come stand with us Ellen and be a protector
Of those without hope - give them life!
We can stand up to the im-fuzzable!
Rise up and touch those that think they’re untouchable!
By touch I mean we’ll puncture their lungs, it’ll be
Fun for us and for them quite uncomfortable.
But who will save us?
Only the baddest and bravest!
The Y Team!
DR LU
Trademark!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team!
DR LU
Copyright!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team! Oooo!
DR LU
Patented!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team!
DR LU
Certified!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team!
DR LU
Mailed it to herself!
PROFESSOR Y
The Y Team! Oooo! The Y Team.
DR LU
Intellectual property!
ELLEN
Did you just trademark every time -
PROF Y
You can never be too safe, Ellen. Sign these personality rights waivers for your, image, likeness, and traits. Look. When you come up with a cool and totally original idea.
DR LU
COMPLETELY ORGINAL.
PROF Y
In any media.
DR LU
Living or dead.
PROF Y
Plus t-shirts, posters, cross platform multi-media, possible spin-off’s …
DR LU
Y-Factor, Y-Force, Y-Statix, Y-Vengers, Yustice League –
Y-team congregate! Role call! Pantagruel!
PANTAGRUEL
Haha! Half man, all Sasquatch!
I’m a cutthroat with a fur coat the color of butterscotch!
Born in Iraq to my CIA mom - who
Left me in an orphanage to go fight Saddam!
I’ve got super strength and feelings of neglect.
ELLEN
This guy’s pretty cool.
DR LU
Just wait and see who’s next!
Jean Claude Diskette!
JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE
Bon jour! Oh no, you see, I am afraid
There’s been un petite, well, um, how do you say… Miss…
Communication? Based on my name-
PROFESSOR Y
JCD your too humble! Ellen, let me explain
She may be modest, but she ain’t no slacker!
With a name like Diskette, she’s a master hacker!
JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE
No! Ce n’est pas …
PROFESSOR Y
Next!
DR LU
Nerd Flexly!
NERD FLEXLY
Nerd Flexly flex cuz he is mad!
Nerd Flexly like do math and smash!
PROFESSOR Y
If I may step in again:
He was the world’s greatest
Gym rat til one fateful day
He was bit by radioactive
Nerd and gained
The proportional strength
And stamina of a Nerd
Now he crunches numbers
While crushing skulls and protein shakes!
NERD FLEXLY
What she said
DR LU
Ben Simmons!
BEN SIMMONS
That’s right! I know! Here’s my headshot.
ELLEN CANTRELL
Uh…
BEN SIMMONS
You recognized me from my Baretta guest spot.
ELLEN CANTRELL
No…
BEN SIMMONS
My claim to fame is playing Mike Brutality
For seven and a half seasons on NBC!
I played a tough guy who made some arrests…
ELLEN CANTRELL
That’s, cool. I guess.
PROFESSOR Y
Last, not least is my *special guy!*
Who will hold the team together in our most trying times:
He’s Meowmix! Meowmix! Cat with a bow tie!
ALL
Meowmix! Meowmix! Cat with a bow tie!
Meowmix! Meowmix! Cat with a bow tie!
PROFESSOR Y
Y Stands for Yes, so what do you say?
Our team needs a leader who’s clever and brave.
Also we’ve got some stuff planned for later today
So if you could just let us know
ELLEN
You want me to lead this menagerie
Of has-beens and no ones? I’ll have to say “pass,” you see -
I’m no team player. I owe you no favors.
And I’ve always worked alone.
Alone…
PROFESSOR Y
Ellen please! It’s time for you to discover
What it means to be a hero for others.
Alone we fall, but together, with numbers,
We’re a force for good, for hope in this struggle.
I know you feel it,
So come join a team that you can believe in!
ALL
The Y Team! The Y Team! The Y Team! Ooo!
The Y Team!
DR LU
Trademark!
ALL
The Y Team!
DR LU
Copyright!
ALL
The Y Team! Ooo!
DR LU
Legally protected by the Lanham Act!
ALL
The Y Team! The Y Team! Yeah!
We are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!
Y TEAM? BECAUSE TEAM!
ELLEN
Can it be? A team for me?
I’ve always been alone…
Never got around to making pals
Inside of the Bone Zone
But now, a team to call my own?
A chance, a hope, a family?
And, maybe, finally, a home!
Why Team?
Because Team!
Because Team! Yeah!
Y Team!
Because Team!
Because Team! Yeah!
Alone no longer, together we’re stronger!
A brand new team that will fight for the honor
Of those ‘neath the yoke of these puppety monsters,
Strike fear when they hear our name…
Better together, I know we’ll achieve our goals!
Supporting each other - we’ll be undefeatable!
Give hope to all, of freedom conceivable!
We’ll beat those puppets and rip ‘em new fuzz holes!
Come fight beside me!
One plus you all equals we!
ALL
Y Team!
Because Team!
Because Team! Ooo!
Y Team!
Because Team!
Because Team! Ooo!
Y Team!
Because Team!
Because we are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!
THE GREAT FELT PYRAMID
FUZZO
When I was of the flesh -
A soft and simple kid -
My father poisoned me said,
‘It’s better to be dead than different.’
So I strangled him.
Now, I’m no different since the bomb.
I brought a soft and fuzzy dawn.
But I forgot that night comes next,
Then dawn and night a million times spin on.
One big disappointing sprawl.
Maybe if I’d died
I’d have been memorialized
No blame, my name forever lives my life…
But now: ever thing that frays -
“It’s your fault!” my people say.
I gave peace and I waged war,
It’s not enough, there’s always something more.
Something ripped or something torn.
And maybe if I’d died
I’d have been immortalized
As martyr of this paradise,
Divine and not despised half of the time.
I thought crushing all my enemies would bring delight… It did.
But now I’m bored,
Cuz there’s no one left to crush anymore!
I see a world, soft as a hug…
My arms can’t reach, they’re not enough…
Maybe the credits should have rolled
Over me a long, long time ago…
Maybe if I’d died,
I’d have been immortalized.
Instead I think they wish me dead.
But maybe they’re all right.
Cuz all my fuzzin’ dreams
Are splitting at the seams.
I think I need to wake up,
Or else I’m gonna break apart, I think.
I’m gonna rip apart, I think…
This pyramid’s so high...
This pyramid’s so high…
Maybe I could wake up if I tried…
I was of the flesh
A soft and simple kid
Now I am my father’s age,
I thought I understand what to do next.
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Dick Grayson General HCs
Our young dickie boy is a Quality Adult
My first hc that I’ve had for a while is that he’s pansexual
he’s just got so much love, how could he possibly only express it to one gender?
probs had a crush on Wally at some point
definitely had a crush on superman well into his twenties
you know how he canon power shovels cereal into his mouth
one of his favourite snacks is Alfreds homemade rice krispies bars
can’t get enough
brings them to the Bludhaven Police Station for a work snack
because of this his fingers are always sticky
when he was a kid he used to go searching through the manor bc hey, if there’s a secret hidden batcave, surely there’s something else he isn’t supposed to know about
spends an entire summer pulling every book on every shelf and playing every note sequence on every piano
bruce knows, and thinks it’s hilarious
always wanted a baby brother, and when a 14 year old angsty Jason Todd rolled in, he was more than thrilled
immediately tried to hug
got punched
oops
tried to teach him about girls, tutor him in school, and anything else normal
he really wanted jason to have a semi-normal childhood, and not go through the same conflicts with bruce that he did
when jason was killed in the explosion, Dick was shattered as a person
he blamed bruce for not asking for help sooner, because by the time that Dick was called (by Alfred), Jason had minutes left
eventually healed, forgave Bruce, but never forgot
noticed Bruce was all scattered and tried to help, but was pushed away
six months later, he’s invited back to Gotham to find 13 year old Tim Drake in the batcave doing pull-ups
“nO NOT AGAIN BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE DON’T YOU DARE HURT THIS CHILD”
Tim then proceeds to list all the reasons why him being around is actually safer than Bruce brooding alone
ooPS NEW BABY BROTHER
helps him get with steph
hides the coffee
don’t get me wrong, Dick loves Tim, but Tim was so fiercly independent that it was hard to bond while also looking out for his safety
also helps Tim deal with his small crush on Kon
Jason comes back five years post death
he’s 19 now, and you can see this faint green aura around his eyes
he’s taller
baby bird is all grown up
Tries so hard to bond again, knowing he could have tried harder before
Jason, of course, is bitter, but over the course of many months of healing, Jason can start to begin being acquaintances
this is where 10 year old damian TTs his way into our hearts
sees this boy stripped of a childhood and IMMEDIATELY GETS TO WORK
BREAK DOWN THOSE WALLS
takes him to his first zoo
until Dami points out how inhumane it is and tries to”liberate” the animals
n e v e r a g a i n
also glad to have a sister for once instead of a carbon copy of him, just in different races
ugh I could do a whole HC set about his sibling relationships triple this size
he’s the glue that keeps the entire DC universe together
the Teen Titans, Young Yustice team, Justice League
everyone loves and trusts him
understandably
he lives in those super loose plaid pajama bottoms and no shirt
never has any milk
trains in the most 80′s workout gear you have ever seen
booty shorts, tank top, sweatbands
claims it helps his flow
it doesn’t
he just has an aesthetic
eighties kids gotta represent
comes over for supper at the manor every other Sunday, half to see alfred and his bros (and kinda bruce), half to eat real food for once
for halloween went as Nightwing
year before that he was Officer Sexy
please stop him
I feel like if he was in a relationship he would want someone witty, resourceful, funny, and able to put up with his bullshit
super S/O would help bc he would’t be as worried all the time for their safety
that boyfriend who takes you out to dinner one night, then for laser-tag and chicken nuggets the next
has that white boy haircut even tho he’s romani
always visits his parents on their death day, not to be sad, but to tell them about how his life is, because he knows that they would love to see him grow up
is already listening to “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on repeat honestly
@mellowmalefactor
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